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Show Page Three The difference bcticcen an optimist and a pessimist is a Bank Account. Great fortunes ahcays date from the first dollar saved. The minute you open a bank account you have begun to make good. Open your account icilh us today. We Pay Fouk Per Cent Quarterly ox Savixgs. Make Every Moment Worth While Time lost can never he regained. Let your education reflect your own merit and W eber's worth. T. EARL PARDOE DRAMATIC ART : PUBLIC SPEAKING H. C. BIGELOW, President J. M. BROWNING, V-President A. P. BIGELOW, Cashier E. L. VAN METER, Asst. Cashier OGDEN STATE BANK Remember! Half the fun of having feet is in wearing JUNK WEBER HERALD Browning's Shoes Our Stock Consists of Girls' and Boys' Dress Shoes, Men's & Women's Dress Shoes. Work Shoes. Army Shoes, all kinds of Athletic Shoes, House Slippers and School Shoes. Browning Brothers Company Fone Four Five The Big Store on Hudson Ogden BE WATCHFUL AND WISE IN THE SELECTION OF YOUll CLOTHES AND SEE US FIRST WATSON-TANNER CLOTHING CO. WEBER NORMAL COLLEGE FITS ITSELF TO YOUR NEEDS Do you wish to teach? Then take our Normal Course. Our High School leads them all. Our Courses provide for the specialist in Literature, Science and Mechanic Arts They are practical and intellectual. WE ARE PROUD OF OUR SCHOOL AND OUR GRADUATES Ensign Drug Co. Headquarters for Weber Students Agency for Nyal Products COL. HUDSON BUILDING Paul W. Stecher JEWELER For Prompt and Reliable Service 452 24th Street OGDEN, UTAH We Specialize on CHILI AND CHICKEN TAMALES S. and M. CHILI PARLOR W0 IU DSOX On(y Pure Creamery Butter Used BUTTER, 1 IS KODAK FINISHING A LITTLE BETTER THAN GOOD ENOUGH C. E. ARMSTRONG Kodak Headquarters of Ogden 306 Twenty-fifth St. LET US REPAIR YOUR BROKEN WINDOWS GRIFFIN PAINT CO. 2310 Washington Ave. Trof. E. Earl Pardoe is rejoicing over the arrival of a baby boy. They say that it is a chip off the old block. The Juniors staged a highly successful bonfire party in Taylor's canyon just after school opened. "The Cremation of Dan Magee," by John Croft, was the hit of the evening. The tomato obligate rendered by the Senior quartet, also made a few hits. The average man's arm is thirty inches long; the average woman's wais is thirty inches around. How wonderful are thy ways, O Nature. (If you don't believe it, experiment.) Phil Jeppson spent Christmas in Ogdcn visiting with his friends. He is at present stationed in Denver guarding the U. S. hospital. Although he has applied for discharge, it may be impossible for him to gain his release, as he is a member of a regular company that will not be mustered out. Classified Ad A gentleman who has just fallen out of the forty-fifth story of this building, wishes the services of four strong men with a blanket. Apply in person on the sidewalk.With all the S. A. T. C. and boy scout uniforms about school, Weber has taken on a very martial appear-anct.Owing to his inability to return to school, Phil Jeppson, president-elect of the Senior class, has resigned his position. Theron Jones has been selected to succeed him, with Josephine Volker and Blain Bachman as his assistants.Overhead in the Herald room: "I ain't sayin' nuthin', but I'm bettin' my jeans I see the girl's ball." According to the Sophs, the Juniors have no right to the seats they claim and are ready to back their assertions with force if necessary. It seems to us that the honor of the Junior class is at stake. We hope that the upper classmen have not been attacked with their usual case of "cold feet." She searched his trousers While he slept; She found a note, And then she wept. The note was not An "X" or "V" The note was signed "Yours, Dottie Lee." As boys are getting more numerous than they were before the epidemic, the anti-stag club has decided to disband. The president, however, will still continue her fight for equal suffrage.The dogs have their day; the girls their. Why not a boy's day? We note with pleasure that Ogden High has begun to show signs of life. The recent action of the students in getting rid of their old colors is to be commended. Just why they should be wished onto Weber is not clear, as our purple and white is still good enough for us. We trust that our "friends up the street" have also experienced a change of policy, as their former tactics were often in keeping with their colors black and yellow. May we suggest white and baby blue for the coining year? KISSED POPCORN, oHways Fresh 4 iov2 25th street "I got this cup for running." "Whojja beat?" "The owner and six policemen.' The Stranger at Home He had been to Mombazzazza. and he'd visited old Lhassa. He had been to ancient Cario and the Cape. He was never known to bungle on the subject of the jungle, or the habits of the mongoose and the ape. He had traveled with the Switzcr and the Polak and the Fritzer; he had freckles from the burning midnight sun. He had dallied in Sienna and delighted in Vienna, where the life of song and dance is never done. He had chased the festive scarab with a donkey and an Arab, in the land of Cleopatra and the Sphinx. He had skirted the Canaries and the coast of Buenos Ayres; he had scaled the Mongol summits bf the Chinks. Like a fellow with a pass-key, he was familiar with Glasgie; he had idled many days at Singapore. He had flitted down to Rio and jin-rikkied round Tokio; like a book-he knew the Adriatic's shore. Xo, there never was a hotter, more persistent old globe-trotter to be found at any time on any map. From Columbus down to Peary, in their travels wide and weary, you could never find the equal of the chap. But the funny thing about him. tho' no one could ever Bout him when he talked of Hong-Kong, Petrograd or Rome; He could never say the first thing not a double-dee-dashed curst thing on the subject of the scenery at home ! Though he'd seen the haunts of Borgia, he had never been to Georgia; Cincinnati, he opined, was in the South ; And he had a hazy notion Idaho was on the ocean, just above the ragging-Mississippi's mouth. And his fate? Ah, what a pity! On his way to Jersey City from Xew York, he lost his way one winter's morn ; And a frozen corpse they found him, with his guide books all around him, in the shadow of the house where he was born! H. Dodd Gastit. The Garden Variety A slim chicken, who was so thin that she nicked the counter where she leaned against it, trickled up to the hosiery department of a Washington street store and said: "Cawn you give me a pair of hose that won't bag at the knees?" Maine shifted her chicle against her back molars, oozed a wise slant over the customer and replied listlessly: "Not unless yuh take garden hose!" A Matter of Taste "I like your cheek!" the maiden said. For he had kissed her rather crudely. The man both saw and tasted red. "1 don't like yours," he answered rudely. Found Out Bill There are a lot of girls who don't ever intend to marry. Dox How do you know? Bill 1 have proposed to several. Logical "Son, why are you always behind with your studies?" "So that 1 may pursue them, father dear," replied Lucian. ROYAL BARBER SHOP Haircut 25c Shave 15c Just as Good as Ever None Better 307 TWENTY-FOURTH ST. j? j7 j7 HATS AND CAPS NORMAN SIMS 384 TWENTY-FIFTH STREET j27 jS MEN WHO KNOW QUALITY BUY HERE. WHERE DO YOU BUY? OGDEN BARBER SUPPLY CO. 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