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Show PAGE THREE WEBER HER ALD t Christmas Goods Now Ready Engraved Gards, Kodak Albums, Leather Goods, Fountain Pens, Ever-sharp Pencils, Books Stationery and Other Practical Suggestions for "Worth while Chsistmas Presents" BRAMWELL'S Williams Music Co. The Place to Get Your BOWS RE - HAIRED ETC. All Kinds of Music and Musical Instruments 2 215 Washington Avenue CROWN PAINLESS DENTISTS 2468 WASHINGTON AVE. Between 24th and 25th (East Side of Street) OFFICE HOURS 9 TO 11 A. M. 3 TO 5 AND 7 TO 8 P. M. A. V; HARRIS Modern Chiropractor House calls made by request Rooms 218-219 Col. Hudson Bldg. Phone 522 OGDEN, UTAH I7KT US REPAIR YOUR IIKOKKX WINDOW GLASS Griffin Paint Company 2 310 Washington Avenue VIOLINS REPAIRED J. S. Lewis Company Jewelers CLASS PINS CLASS RINGS Continuous Business Since 1849 Patronize Our Advertisers ODMTGMAEJ U TELL 'EM You tell 'em fork, I'm spooning. You tell 'em about wine, Marge, you're a Brewer. You tell 'em pocketbook, you're empty. You tell 'em glove, you've held a hand. You tell 'em' hula-dancer, you've got a motion before the house. aA,noX 'Sui3d ma, nal n7. been pressed. You tell 'em shoe, you have a sole. ' You tell 'em Venus, you're good at figures. You tell 'em eggs, you're hard boiled. You tell 'em stork, you kid the wprld. You tell 'em hinge, you're something to a dore. AS SHE LIKED "Is Mr. Smith in?" asked the visitor of the office boy. "No, ma'am." "Can I wait for him?" asked the lady. "Yes, ma'am, you can wait for him if you like," answered the boy. "But he's been' dead for a month." The ideas that benefit a man or woman are seldom welcomed by him or her on first presentation. Chiropractic adjustments for instance. X-RAY SERVIGE CLASSIFIED WANT AD SECTION WANTED Pep. A few Sophomores to stop the rapid advances of the mighty Seniors. .Empty, hottles and barrels for brewing' purposes. Ray Ballantyne. Experienced farmerette: Wages and profit sharing proposition. Fred Hinckley. A reliable and trustworthy young man to keep track of money won and lost at pea-pool in Sam's. Hon. Frank Douglas and Hon. Hugh Taylor. A man woh is reliable and trust-wnrthv havine some experience in raising chickens and loving same. Dorothy Nichols. A clock that runs. Weber Normal College. An Officer Dick to keep the under graduates out of the college study A valet, butler, maid and cook to take care of my affairs while I'm taking English I. Robert Newman. A good recipe for cream puffs.-W. T. Stucke. More assignments for English I. We have too much time on our hands and Bro. Ricks forbids growing in the hall. College Students. Order in devotional. Ricks. A model for my studio. Carl Ballantyne. Some more dramatic expressions. Georgia. Something to talk about in faculty meeting. The Faculty. Our medium of expression is beginning to run out. A few suggestions would be apreciated. Bert and Gert. Please install a seat in the hall where I can talk to Gert. I'm tired of standing. Delbert Wright. A nest of mice to clear the halls of clinging females. Bro. Ricks. HAVE YOU NOTICED Have you noticed In our halls All the people Who dash Madly about And clutch feebly At the air? It's the exam bug, It's got 'em. Have you noticed All the Freshmen who Stand around the Drinking fountain? Welb All green, young things Need plenty of water. Have you noticed That when you go In the College Sanctum sanctorum You are always very quiet? There's a reason. paopou nojt oah All the men Who wander around. As if they had lost Their happy home? Well They're w's plucky Football boys And they "played" The game "well." Thanks. Heber J. McKay D.G., Ph. G. Suite212-l3-14-26. Col. Hudson Building Phone 748 Ogden, Utah EXCHANGE CHAFF "Here, waiter, you've brought me two eggs, and I ordered only one." "I know it sir, but I didn't have the heart to separate them after all these years." Question in Exam, .What is Mount Senai?. Answer: The hill where Moses went to find the Holy Grail. Pretty Girl: "Have you any invisible hair-pins? John: "Yes do you want to see them ? Report Card Reveries Tell me not in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream, For the marks on my report card Make my home life lively seem. v Marion: "One thing I hate to do is to run over a Freshman." Stewart: "Gee, yes, their bottles are so hard on tires." Tracy (speaking of English parliament): "You could look around and see all the members sitting in their silk hats " In Zoology: "Ira, what animal gives you meat, shoes, and clothes?" Ira: "My father!" Syd: "Did you say that this ring is a war relic?" Lois: "Yes, I won it in my last engagement." Claude: "Why are you limping?" Dan: "I stepped on the spur of the moment." Bov; book Girl; look Book neglected. Flunk expected. D. O. McKay Speaks in Devotional Continued from Page 1 of life! The only true way to life then, is: Follow the example of Jesus Christ." President McKay declared that all of this world's misery and sorrow could be traced to one of lw7o sources, or both; indulgence in appetite or indulgence in passion. He developed his topic and explained these things to his youthful audience in such an earnest and applicable manner, that all who heard him were deeply impressed, and the student." of Weber adjourned from devotional exercises with a broader view of the life before them; with new hope and faith, and a determination to profit by such timely teachings. Af,AT "See Us First'9 Watson Clothing . Shupe - Chocolates Makers of Paul Revere, Merito Tropico Milk Fruits and Nuts Chocolates Le Roy juchmiller CiistomCatloreti Ciotijes EXCLUSIVE NECKWEAR, 2516 Washington Ave. Butter - Kissed Pod Corn ALWAYS FRESH -. fZ- If' oactical Printer , . ....................... From $7.50 to $12.50 a Pair Clark's 2358 Washington Ave. - Tanner Company Williams Preferred Everywhere Orpheum Block ONLY PURE Creamery Butter Used 419 25th St |