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Show Page Four WEBER HERALD f mum iHatt! Lessee. Soda Fountain and Candy Department at Wrights. Also Owner Alhambra Candy Shop Frank Sojourner Fine Home Made Candies OGDEN, UTAH. Why not go to JERRY'S The place where you can get good CANDIES B. F. THOMAS PRINTER 247GWas. Ave. P .-Phor.e 147j JUNIOR PROM "OUR ENGLISH FACULTY" One of the livliest and most successful Junior Proms in the history of the Student Body was given Friday, April 23, in the Berthana, under the auspices of the Class of '21. The dance was enjoyed by the eight hundred students and visitors in attendance. The Juniors and Seniors were of the majority, although every one was heartily welcomed. The complete program of twenty-four j dances was enjoyed by all, while many were enthusiastically encored. The hall was not decorated except for the classes crimson banner which floated from the center of the hall and lent lustre to the spirit of the event. Refreshments were served during the latter part of the program.The programs were symbolic of the occasion, the schools' numerals were engraved amidst the center of a beautifully cut, while the numeral '21" was placed on the lower edge of the cut. The Seniors or Honor Students appreciated the Prom immensely, while all the visitors commented on its success. After practjcally a year of strenuous work, Weber's English Faculty today stands out as a monument to our efficiency. We can feel proud of the fact that at our institution the faculty in the instruction of English ranks second to none in the state. Our classes are all of standard size and our teachers are of the very best. ' To President Dixon, in conjunction with the head of the English faculty, lies .the responsibility for this wholesome condition. Through their efforts Weber students have been benefitted. Through their efforts Weber's scholarship has received a stability. We can certainly thank them for their work this year. In conclusion we wish to express this hope. That the prevailing English factulty will remain with us next year. Weber has been crippled in the past by the installation of new instructors each year. And now, that we are in possession of such a competent group of teachers, we should feel it our duty to try to induce them to remain with us. Weber will surely advance next year, if the ent;re teaching force of the English department is with us. J. S. Lewis Go. Jewelers Class Pins Class Rings Continuous Business Since 1849 FOR, vSHOE FROM $7.50 to $12.50 A PAIR Claris 2358 Washington Avenue WHAT NOAH LAUGHED AT Crown Painless Dentists 2468 WASHINGTON AVE. Between 24th and 25th (East Side Street) In French A savoir faire mam'selle, Who was known as the Marseillaise belle, Was asked for a kiss By a soldier named Bliss, And she told him to gaux straight teaux helle. Pelican. Old Father Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get his poor self a drink. But when he got there The cupboard was bare So he got him a dring at the sink. Brooklyn Eagle. The Day of Appetites "You know, old man, I was going to ask you to dinner with me tonight, but I just heard Smith remark that you were going to eat with him." "Oh what time do you eat?" "Six o'clock." "Well, that's all right, old boy, Smith doesn't eat till seven." Landlady "Sorry, but the coffee is exhausted." Weary Boarder "I'm not surprised. It has been very weak late- ly." LET US REPAIR YOUR BROKEN GLASS Griffin Paint Company 2310 Washington Ave. Lines by Snell (Dedicated to Mabel M.) A student there was, Who was told a lot; The more she listened The less she got. Couldn't Be. He was a newspaper publisher and lay ill. The doctor came, put his ear to his breast and said: "All that troubles you, my dear sir, is that your circulation is bad." "Circulation bad, Doctor?" shrieked the man as he shot upright in his bed. "Why, man, we have the largest circulation in the State!" Said the tree to the Brook, "I'l fall across you," Said the Brook to the tree, "I'll be damned if you do." Said the toe to the sock, "I'll wear a hole through you,' Said the sock to the toe, "I'll be darned if you do!" Said the man to the maid, "I'll put my arm around you," Said the maid to the man: "I'll be held if you do." Noisome There was a young fellow named Fox Who wore lavender stripes in his sox And red polka dots, too, On his waistcoat of blue, Good Lord you could hear him for blocks. California Pelican. I stole a kiss the other night, My conscience hurt, alack! I think I'll have to go tonight And put the darned thing back. Your personal appearance is going to have much to do with your success in life. It is our business to advise and help you succeed in this respect. llrixjltt'ii MEN'S SECTION 1 rr HFmvr THE' CROCKERY PEOPLE" J is Only Pure Creamery Butter Used Butter Kissed Popcorn Always Fresh 419 1-2 25th Street SOCIALS A bell boy was paging Mr. Henry Ford one day during his stay in a Los Angeles hotel and paging ap paren tly in vain, when a helpful guest in the lobby called out: "Don't weaken. I know he's here because his car is out in front." Mr. Dale Phillips, a graduate of Weber, and a member of the class of '18, was enveloped in the bonds of matrimony Monday, May 3, when M;lss Olive Chadwick, also a graduate of the Institution, became the victim of Dale's startling approach. His marriage comes as a surprise to nost of the students, and the Herald takes this opportunity of wishing them success and happiness in their new but not unnatural adventure. Mr. Phillips was editor of the Her ald during his Senior year. The entire cast of the school play, The Fortune Hunter," was recently entertained at a banquet given at the Mortenson home on Orchard Ave nue. The. evening was splendidly enjoyed by all who were present. Mr. Delbert Wright acted as toast- master during the occasion, while the leading characters of the play toasted different subjects. Dancing and games were also indulged in during the spare moments. The male characters made good the opportunity (that is most of them) and brought their Misses along. Those who were in attendance, excluding the cast, were as follows: Miss Ida Scowcroft, Miss Marjorie Brefwer, Miss M.able'Miller, Miss Lottie Hammer, Miss Magdaline Gill and Miss Ada Wright. Mr. William Z. Terry recently gave a banquet at the Odeon Dance Hall of Salt Lake City, in honor of his son, Ira. Ira was recently recog nized as an athlete of unequaled qual ity. The hall was beautifully deco ratel in lillies while, his many friends in attendance enjoyed the event im mensely. A surprise party occurred at the Wright home recently. Mr Delbert Wright was the victim of the sur prising attachment. Weber students constituted the attendance while the evening was well spent by all. Call at The Lighthouse For Anything Electrical Phone 581 2454 Wash. Ave. -Exchange. Bix What caused the fire in the match factory? Dix There was some friction. I believe, among the heads of thedepartments. Florence Did you ever get a pro posal? Miriam Once. dear. A gentle man proposed over the telephone, but lie had the wrong number. Sentry Halt! Who's there? Voice Commanding officer an eight children. Sentrv Advance officer! Squad halt! Recipe for the Blues Let Cupid take a spoon and stir up something. KID KOKO K'Sd Koko Sez "We've heard of three students speaking in on devotional exercise but not of one student speaking three times." Kid Koko Sez: "Watch Stan grab the strangle hold in "Christopher Junior" during the last, final and usual scene which ends a lively play." Kid Koko Sez: "Its curious how stationery objects suddenly gain momentum when a young lady is passing by and thus leaves her with one disabled eye." Kid Koko Sez: "Gee! I found myself ragged clear out after the girls' dance. Ah Boy! I'm some popular guy, eh!" Kid Koko Sez: "Hoover never begged such an extreme hooveriza-tion of dry good material. If your short a yard on that party dress I'll contribute a sum so that you might be able to put a finishing touch on it." Kid Koko Sez: "Let's all petition for exemption in Examinations. Ah Boy! Wouldn't that be a grand and glorious feeling when you read the following: "Petition not granted." Kid Koko Sez: "I'd like to lynch the (gang?) that invented those (sandwiches?)., served on girls day. Kid Koko Sez: "In speaking of the fibre of cobwebs ask Bill Kasius for information. He nearly walked, tottered and eloped with a spider on one." Kid Koko Sez: "Can you imagine Jack Croft as the boss of a section gang in the frozen ice lands of the North?" Bright Student: What are lovers? Bill K.: One damn fool after another. Why is chemistry like love? Because the lower the gas the greater the pressure. Old Stuff When first he came to see her He showed a timid heart, And when the lights were low , They sat this far apart. But when this love grew warmer And they learned the joy of a kiss, They knocked out all the spaces ANDSATUPCLOSELIKETHIS.' |