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Show Page Three EVENTUALLY PAINE & HURST FOR GOOD THINGS TO WEAR WHY NOT NOW? "Where the Women Trade" It isn't always luck that brings the dollars more often it is pluck. It takes grit to start now and keep at it, but soon it will be easy and the interest we pay at 4 per cent will be a rich reward for your efforts. - Join the ranks of our determined savers and when you have kept step with them for 52 weeks you can continue the march to prosperity faster. OGDEN STATE BANK H. C. BIGELOW, President WEBER HERALD Remember! Half the fun of Browning's Shoes Our Stock Consists of Girls' and Boys' Dress Shoes, Men's & Women's Dress Shoes, Work Shoes, Army Shoes, all kinds of Athletic Shoes, House Slippers and School Shoes. Browning Brothers Company Fone Four Five The Big Store on Hudson Ogden MCBRIDE DRUG CO. 2463 WASHINGTON AVE. OGDEN, UTAH BE WATCHFUL AND WISE IN THE SELECTION OF YOUR CLOTHES AND SEE US FIRST WATSON-TANNER CLOTHING CO. WEBER NORMAL COLLEGE FITS ITSELF TO YOUR NEEDS Do you wish to teach? Then take our Normal Course. Our High School leads them all. Our Courses provide for the. specialist in Literature, Science and Mechanic Arts They are practical and intellectual. WE ARE PROUD OF OUR SCHOOL AND OUR GRADUATES Best Candies Delicious Tamales Great Chili Fancy Sundaes The Best in all lines of CONFECTIONERY FOR YOUR PARTIES ORPHEUM CANDY KITCHEN Paul W. Stecher JEWELER For Prompt and Reliable Service 452 24th Street OGDEN, UTAH Insist on Your Dealer to Supply You With HOME DELIGHT BREAD Full Weight One and a Half Pound 15c Full Weight One Pound 10c Only Pure Creamery Butter Used BUTTER. having feet is in wearing We Specialize on CHILI AND CHICKEN TAMALES S.&M. CHILI PARLOR 2380 Hudson Avenue ASSEMBLY HAPPENINGS The resurrection day of Weber was witnessed when our student-body president, Russell Petty, announced an extemporaneous program. The black and white crepe actually seemed to be lifted from the walls and a glorious smile illumined the faces of the multitude. The first one to be'called from the audience was our Broadwaystar-to-be, Mary Woolcy, who read "In the Morning." John Croft, with his sonorous voice, followed with the reading, "The Cremation of Sam McGee." Our future President of the United States, Lucian Ray, then recited the "Aims of the Freshman Class," with his beautiful profile facing the audience. JUNK The honor of opening the dancing season fell to the Juniors who staged a highly successful- matinee last Monday afternoon. A large crowd was present to celebrate our victory over Ogden High and with the aid of Thatcher's orchestra, everybody had a good time, even the "century-plants." The second of the series of assemblies held in honor of Weber's returned soldiers was held a short time ago, when fifteen Battery "B" boys were the guests of the school. Tales concerning their experiences were related by some of the soldiers which were of much interest to the students.The long expected girls' show has at last reached a finished form and will be staged the latter part of this week. This is the one event at which the boys are not expected to be present and according to a statement made by President Ririe of the girl's association, there is "small hope" as half the police force of the city will be on guard. But then, who's afraid of the Ogden "bulls." Report has it that two prominent Junior boys wandered from the straight and narrow path last Wed-nesdy night. Far be it from us to throw stones at other glass houses, but such conduct on the part of young boys calls for our strong condemnation.HEAR BUNNY NEWMAN SING IN MICE AND MEN. For Sale Limited number of copies of my latest song, "She is not the only tin can in the dump." Recommended by critics as a sure heart balm for forsaken lovers. 'Walt Stevenson. SEE JACK CROFT IN LONG CURLS. Another prominent couple have joined the "Soon-to-be" club. Just how Russ raised the price of the ring is a mystery. It must be on the installment plan, $5.00 down, the rest when they see him first. Jo has been receiving congratulations from the Senior girls and we also wish to extend our heartfelt condolences to Russ; he is our idea of a plucky man. Lucian Ray holds the undisputed championship for causing casualties with snowballs. Last week, outside of breaking a window and injuring a girl, no one was hurt in a skirmish between the freshmen from Weber and the Central Junior high school. KISSED POPCORN, oHllVayS Fresfl 4 10V2 25th Street Miss Ruth Evans, the famous soloist, rendered the sacred song, "Drunk Last Xight," accompanied by Mrs. Petty. The students were duly shocked, but who knows what is hidden in T. B. Evans' cellar. Master Harry West was asked to recite a poem but immediately received heart failure on ascending the stand. Miss Cleone Lindsay favored us with a piano solo after which John Emmett, Daniel Webster's double, gave a flowery oration on "Sophomore Cham-pious." The time was limited, otherwise Miss Oa Jacobs would have spoken on "How I Like the Navy." The program was a big success and was enjoyed by all. We hope that others will be given a similar chance in the future. The program was a big success and was enjoyed by all. We hope that others will be given a similar chance in the future. The Junior's have plans underway for the annual Junior carnival which will be given in the latter part of this month. We hope it will be a greater success than last year's. The Faculty suggests that they abandon confetti we suggest that they also abandon the music. Remember this and bear in mind. A right good joke is hard to find, When we have found a joke that's new, Please don't get sore if it's on you. JUST IGNORANCE Officer Say, why didn't you salute me yesterday? Jack W. I thought you was mad at me. I'd rather be a Could Be If I could not be an Are; For a Could-be is a Maybe, With a chance of touching par. I'd rather be a Has Been Than a Might Have Been, by far; For a Might Have Been has never been, But a Has was once an Are. Where "Money" Talks "Pop?" "Well, Ignatz?" "Does money talk?" "So the saying goes, my son." "Did you ever hear it?" "Oh, yes, Ignatz; I've often heard it jabbering away in the boxes at the opera." CAREFUL Editor For a beginner that new reporter seems very particular not to make any mistakes. Assistant Yes; I told him to write on one side of the paper, and he wanted to know which side. Sam What you' cryin' fo,' Bo? Bo Ah, had a little d-d-dawg, 'n di po' little d-d-dwag was sittin' on derail r-r-rod track, 'n a train c-c-come along 'n cut his hin' w-w-wheel off. Saniv But dawgs don' have no wheels; wagons have wheels. Bo B-b-but his little t-t-tail was a w-wag'n. Ex. GOOD GUESS. 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