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Show Page Four WEBER HERALD AUUGO ON Men! We've a message for you that you'll want to get before you buy a spring suit. more later. isrht's. Wr he best shoe values are to be found in JONES SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. 24G1 Washington Ave, Ogden. SHOES FOR HE WHOLE FJIMILY THE SCOVILLE PAPER CO. WHOLESALE AND LOTS OF IT ion-1 annen loiningo. The store where your dollar is always worth 100 cents to you "SEE US FIRST" Cutlery, Tools, and Builders' Hardware WATSON & FLYGARE Hardware Co. Weber College Prepares you for life And you will never get more real joy in life, than in your association with us. The High School offers the best in . any course, whether Commercial, Practical, or Intellectual, that is to be had in the state Watch our Qraduate He has a Reputation Bramwel! Book and Stationery Extensive Dealers Books, Stationery, School and Offi ca Supplies 23G2 Washington Avenue Phone SCO Ray L. What did your father say when you told him my love was like a broad, impetuous river? Lucile He said, "Dam it." Prof. Define "average." Stude The bottom of a hen's nest. Prof. Great Scott I What do you mean? Stude Every time you read about a wonderful hen, it says she laid so many eggs on an average. Just Landed "Russ is so poetical," she sighed; 'when I accepted him he said he felt like an immigrant entering a new world." The Weakest Cog Wats What's most likely to go broke about an automobile? Ridges The owner. Mother My darling, it is bedtime. All the little children are in bed. Tommy Yes, and so is the old hen. A dachshound is a dog with a long wheel base and a low road clearance. The Laziest Man "Is Andy lazy?" "Lazy's no name for it. Why, he'll get into a revolving door and then wait for somebody to come in and turn it around." Worse Yet Mrs. McKay You'll regret this Prof. What'll you do? Go home to mother? Mrs. McKay No; I'll bring her here. Myrtle Grace blushes every time h certain boy's name is mentioned. Leah Oh yes, Oliver. Little Brother No, not all of her just her face. "Perseverance," said the sage, "always conquers." "How about the hen that sets on a china egg?" inquired the youth. The Hero He had captured a prisoner, and while they waited for the escort to come up he said: "Have you a wife?" "Ncin," answered the German. "Nine?" gasped the Tommy. "Lunime I Where's yer Iron Cross?" "Here's where I lose a rittle ground," said the tramp as he slipped into a bathtub. Young Give me the masculine of laundress. Bob Newman Chinaman. M. J. Lee tried to kiss me last night. Chum What in the world did you do? M. J. I was up in arms in aminute. IDENTIFIED Sunday Shool Teacher Elsie, can you tell me anything about the epistles? Elsie I guess they are the wives of the Apostles. Time Horrid Bore I rise by an alarm clock. Pretty Girl And I retire by one. There it goes now! Proof Schade I think that a street car has just passed. Pete How yuh know? Schade I can shee its tracks. Busy Berthas "Dem Englishmans has got a gun dat'll kill you at five miles." Huh! Bey ain't got nothin' on dem Americans. W'y, man, wid deir guns, all dey ask to kill yo' is yo' address." Our Public Schools School Teacher Who can make a sentence using the word indisposition? Tough Pupil (assuming a pugilistic pose) When youse wants to fight youse stands in dis position. rOR MEM 4.00 to 9.00 A Pair CLARK'S 2358 Washington Ave. GO-EDS WEAR UNIFORM DRESS Were it not for the beginning of new courses, the ending of the first semester and beginning of the second could have been told only by the change of wearing apparel among the co-eds. There had developed a question in the girls' minds as to whether or' not they should wear their "war dresses" before the boys wore their "war suits" but on the day set for the purpose a number of them came dressed in their cotton uniforms. The number increased every day and by Monday of the following week, a great number were wearing the official Weber dress, and before long all will be wearing them. The previous suits of the girls have not been discarded. In acordance with the purpose underlying the uniform dress which is economy and conservation of wool the dresses already made will be used for best or some other necessary purpose. This action is one more step Weber has taken to do her "bit" in winning the war. Every movement for good in the history of the world has entailed sacrifice and this war will cause more sacrifice than all other movements combined. The girls are (o be congratulated. It will soon be tjme for the boys to order their "war suits." Then comes the test of their sacrificing spirit a sacrifice in grandeur and display. True the suits will hardly look as good as a full dress suit, but clothes do not make a man. Then in this uniform there will be a clear conscience one that tells the owner that he is not afraid to conserve the wool and supply the allies, and economize, even tho it be at the expense of a little conceited pride that the wearer is doing his duty. At present the boys are making their old suits wear as long as possible to March 15, if they can. "Patches" and "odd trousers" are in demand. Gaining Ground Johnny Sis thinks a lot more of you than she did. He Pine; what makes you think so? J. Well, she told me that with everybody that amounts to anything gone to war, she didn't see where she could do better. Miss C Of course you know enough of technical English to know that there are three persons. What are they? Briliant Pupil Me, myself, and I. HaveYouEver TriedNoodles If so you will try them again. If not, try them and you will eat them always. Matsuha Co. 24th73st. MARTIN'S CASH GROCERY Most up to-date slock. Lowest prices on bench. "If advertised we have it" School supplies and Candies. 740 24th St. Phone 537 Kennedy's Cafe end Bakery A Good Place to Eat Open G A. M. to 12 Midnight Established 1904. fill ::Pp Quality Electric Fixtures ELECTRIC SUPPLY CO. Phone 77 1 -w. B Kristofferson., Mgr. Opposite Alhamhria Theatre . S. Lewis & Co. Jewelers and Opticians In Ogden since 1870 The best is none too good for the Students of AVeber Crown Painless Dentists East side Washington, between 24th and 25th 2468 Wasningtcn Ave. Its a Fact The sweetness of Low Price never equals The bitterness of Poor Quality PAINE & HURST Where the Women Trade For Printing .... CALL 1 166 Dee Neuteboom THEY KNOW HOW DEPOT DRUG CO. when in need of DRUGS we are at your service J. L. Cave 10S 25th 3t. Ask yur grocer for Blacfyman & Griffin Co. Butter and Cheese, thus encouraging home industry |