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Show WEBER HERALD PAGE THREE Join the "FOUR MILLION" RIDE A NATIONAL BICYCLE Designed and Built, to Give ECONOMICAL and LASTING PERFORMANCE The H. C. Hansen Co. 2.',CS Hudson Avenue VITALIC TIRES, BICYCLE REPAIRING LOST THEME! UTAH'S BEST HONEY MOON CHOCLATES W. F. JENSEN CANDY CO. Ogden Salt Lalte Logan WALL PAPER, of Every Kind Griffin Paint Company 2 310 Washington Avenue Utah Theatre . Presents Superior Screen Pictures Eckles Millinery 2269 Washington Ave. Everytning for Ladies Misses and Children for Easter Latest Styles Lowest Prices Spring's Choicests Offerings for Easter The Dundee showing of new All Wool Fabrics, Embraces every New Color and Weave. They will be Dundee Tailored in your choice of any of the Snappij New Up to -the Minute Styles. Let us measu re you now On Hudson - By the Alhambra 0 WEN BENNETT (The following theme was found on the main stairway. Owner may get it by identifying same.) March 2, 1921. LESSON 2 3. now i voru jwtioss ik i aviokk A GIKL By Thomas Higgs If I were a girl I would dress in the following manner: However, this is a very hard thing to do, as I have not had any previous experience in this line. I would not dress in the best of silks for school days, but would simply wear a simple gingham dress, not gorgeously decorated, but just simple. I would always wear dark black substantial stockings, and a pair of good leathered shoes, always, kept well polished every place I went. I would always like to keep my hair neatly done up, but would positively not have my ears covered up as is the fashion today. If I preferred to wear a ribbon it would be green, and always kept well ironed and clean, as long as clean water, a tub, and an iron existed. For Sunday school, however, and the like I would keep my best dresses, etc. Misspelled words, 2; Mark C. Mr. Higgs, we'd like to know whether "this line" you've had no experience in refers to dressing or what? AIN'T IT THE TRUTH? The more you boost the school at Weber Coll., And be in contests, court a pretty miss, And act in plays, and sing in opera, and all, this! like up goes Your credit with the kids. The more you win for Weber on a team, And act your part with not a thing amiss, And show the students how to get up steam, By Gosh! Your credit on the books goes down 1 ' i k t t h i s ! 1 !.!!!!! ' 7c lb ( ? ) ! (Polite fer cussin') WONDERS OF UTAH SHOWN AT AVEBER A large audience enjoyed an illustrated lecture on the "Wonders of Utah" delivered by Dr. J. E. Broad-dus at Weber Normal College, Thursday, March 10. The lecture was given under the direction of Ki-wanis Club of Ogden. Many colored slides were used in the lecture. The slides were made from photographs taken at Bryce canyon, Zion canyon, and Cedar Brakes. The theme of Dr. Broaddus was the opportunities which Utah should have for tourist trade. He made a plea for good auto roads. He urged everyone to boost Utah. Music was furnished by the Aei'ial sextet from Salt Lake. Dancing was enjoyed after the lecture. REMARKABLE REMARKS Bill Cheney's teachers want to Lenore Cannon: The only kind of pool I believe in is the swimming pool I'm for clean sports Bob Newman: Just think when all the little Delberts are growing up what a lot Ihey'll miss if they don't have an old Acorn to see what a funny thing their father was at Weber. Louise Browning: When you look in the Acorn in later years the thing you'll like best will be the faculty. You'll think, just look at (hose dear old things! English Theme: "Way Down East'' is a wonderful movie combining drama, painting, poultry and music What kind of poultry, Al-phonso, dressed or real or reel? Thomas O Stokes: Not many of us get into the front pages of the newspaper if we behave ourselves. English Theme: Under the musical direction of Professor Manning community sinning has started at Weber. THINGS TO AVOID The Park during school hours, Wealtha when Bush is around. Talking in devotional. The other fellow's hat. The corner store when your purse is low. As much work as possible. Spring fever. Rushing in the halls. Pushing at the fountain. Pasting bills on the stairs. Movies during school hours. Hard examinations. M C. WEBERITES YOU NEVER MEET 1. The chap who thinks the teachers give too short assignments. 2. The teacher who thinks there shouldn't be exams and practices what he preaches. 3. The student who hates long devotional. 4. The student who thinks the music at the dances is too "Jazzy."' 5. The fellow who wouldn't bailee with Tottie if he had a chance. 6. The athlete who thinks studies are important in school life. 7. The graduate who doesn't have to see :nr T.ind about his credits. 8. The Soph who thinks the Senior class, the best in school. JOKES Miss--Parry and , Miss Maughan were seen,, yes bv three senarate individuals, downtown buying dishes . Dishes with a gold rim. Say! What? We want to know why! Mrs. Tanner in D. S.: Name three things that contain starch. Almeda: Two collars and a cuff. Miss Crpgun: Whatever are you seprehing for? Evelyn: (Who can't find all of the naper pattern for her dress) I've lost mv back, hut it won't matter because Mrs. Johnson is going to lend me hers. Mr. and Mrs. Delbert Wright walked into Doc. Emmett's office the other dav bringing Little Gertie and Bertie with them. Doc. Em-r"ptt. put the stethoscope on Gertie's chest. Deb turned to little Bertie unrl sfid. "What are thev doing to little Gertie and little Bertie said. "Thev are telephoning to see what is the matter with her." Miss Bennion (whose class is putting out the Herald): Have you know where that stopper is. They ever read proof? haven't noticed him using it yet. J Reed Helm: No, who wrote it? If you are going to buy a washing machine, you sure, want the best which is the "EDEN" T5he Lighthouse "Ogden's Quality Electric Store" 2452 Washington Avenue . Phone 581 O. K. BARBER SHOP 348 Twenty-fourth Street OBLEY 6 THOMAS NOBBY, NEAT AND UP-TO-DATE Your Prtronage will be appreciated FIRST CLASS WORK GUARANTEED JJ CHOCOLATE CREAM CHERRIES The Gollege Girls Ghoice The Shupe-Williams Candy Co. Ogden, Utah Preferred by every Gollege Student KODAKS Developing and Printing "The Better Way" C. E. ARMSTRONG & CO. 306 Twenty-fifth Street New Method Dentists Our Motto: "Better Dentistry Cheaper'' We have Specialists in all branches of Dentistry Ogden Office, 2469 Wash. Ave. Phone 766 w Salt Lake Office. 15Q 'i So. Main Phnne Waprch 2?o? "See Us First" Watson-Tanner Clothing Company WINCHESTER STORE - I ere is the place to get that brace, bits and drills to match it. A ssorted locks and shot-gun stocks; a Jack-knife or a hatchet, -Razors, tacks, the saw the ax, varnish, oils and glues, I jazcy iars and wrecking bars, rope, squares, spades and screws, Wrinches great and up-to-date,a "twister" that is right, nd silverware is here for fair, with that Winchester Light. Hivets, rasps, files, hinges, hasps, bolts, hammers, nails and wire, lxtra blades for different trades, and all that you desire. Reasonably honest, although we sell hardware and steel! RIGHT HERE WATSON-FLYGARE HDW. Co. Lasl & Thomas Popular priced wearing apparel of Coats, Suits and Dresses Come and see the New Styles. Ogden Theatre Home of the Big Super-Special Photoplays Open continuously from IAS till 11 P.M. |