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Show 3 2. WEBER HERALD PAGE THREE BASEBALL MEN START TRAINING Weber to Shine in Division Games This Season WEBER FIT TO FIGHT coach Watson states this will be one ot Weber's greatest years In uaseoan. inere has been a great many stars show up during the class series, which help make prospects look bright. Wednesday Coach Watson named the fast nine. Besides there will be many of the subs develop into stars before the season's end. The first game will be of great interest to all. It is thought that students will support the future team as they have others in the past. The men who qualified are as follows:J. Price, E. Evans, R. Watkins, A. Bonam, L. Budge, M. Maycock, D. Williams, W. Price, B. W. Anderson, P. Robinson, L. Watkins, C. Vest, P. Barnett, D. Hickman and W. Budge. Say! What? Let's look into these meetings, that are of a scandle type. What is being held in room 8. What do you say Lois? How about it Mable and Maj? Mr. Barrett: What is a coat of mail? Brown Foulger: I know. Mr. Barrett: Tell us Brown. B. Foulger: It is a knight shirt. In past years Weber has been in the back grounds as far as track is concerned, but this year Weber is fit to fight. Weber has five of the fastest men in the state for sprints, Claude Lind-sey, Dan Hickman, Laurence Budge, Lyge Clawson and Eugene Craw- shaw. Our coach and these five men are working hard every night to be able to get the best results. Let us look back to the days about two months ago when we were still wearing our heavy overcoats. If we can look back that far, we will be able to see Grant Lofgren, Ira Terry and Heber Jacobs, in their cool looking track suits, getting in trim for our track team. These men have been working all this time and are still working to get the bos results out of their work for the distance run. We also have the cream in high jump, broad jump, pole vault, shot put, and many other track events. The division meet will be held here on May 7. This day should mean a great deal to the students of Weber. Let us all be true to our men. and back them a hundred strong. SOPHOMORES WIN IN B. B. CLASS SERIES After a hard struggle in the inter-class, baseball series the Sophomores were successful in winning over the Freshmen, Juniors and the Seniors. WEBER STUDENT BODY URGED TO PATRONIZE ACORN MOVIE SHOW p. w. 3 2 1 0 L. 0 1 2 3 P.C. 1.000 .666 .333 .000 Sophomores 3 Seniors 3 Juniors 3 Freshmen 3 rom this class standing we can plainly see that the Sophomores won on a percentage rate. The first game was played by the Sophomores and Juniors. The second was played by the Freshmen and Seniors. The next game was played by the two strongest teams of the series, but after a game of good fast ball, the Sophomores won by a few points. The next greatest team was the Juniors who won over the Freshmen, in a very gcod game. The next two games were played by the Seniors-Juniors and the Freshmen-Sophomores. The last game of the season was delayed on account of the snow storm. The Sophomores and Freshmen ended the season as the men needed the time for track nd field events. me L. Bush: Why do you give the cold shoulder these days? W. Bramwell: Well, now, Billy it's your fault that it's cold. you the ele-of scientific Doc. Lind.: Have mentary knowledge terms? They I shall try to explain why there is no Hell. C. Lindsay: Go to it Doc, I'll try to follow you. Mr. Utah dents make Acorn Campbell, manager of the theater, has given the stu-of Weber an opportunity to a few hundred dollars for the Monday, April 25, we are WELCOME? WELCOME? MONDAY MORNING Doc. Lind was teaching a class In which there were some students whose vocabularies were not very extensive. "Now," said Doc. pointing to Llewellyn, "What is a vacuum?" Llewellyn, after a moment's thought," I have it in my head, sir, but I can't express it." "A man's boot mark on the roadway is called a footprint isn't it?" "Yes." "Well, what would you call the mark of a motor car on the roadway?""An autograph, of course." Miss L. Cannon: "Dave, why is it you never suffer from the cold?" Dave Williams: "I'm always wrapped up in my work." Miss K. Cannon: "Do you mean to say it has taken you a whole day to do this, lesson?" Leonard Wright: "There's no such thing as a whole day; it always begins by breaking." all going to see Buck Jones in J 11 at Pals," at the Utah. Buy your tickets at school, all theology teachers have them and we will receive one-half of (he sales. Tickets bought at the theater will not help the Acorn cause. Be sure von eef your ticket at school. The continuous performance commences at fifteen minutes to two and closes at eleven p. m. The afternoon price is twenty cents; evening price thirty cents. The quartette will be there and we are going to have a lime. Take your relatives, friends :mi lovpd ones. is a won-' observed "The human anatomy derful bit of mechanism Brother Jensen. "Yes," agreed Ed. Williams, "Pat a man on the back and you'll make his head swell." , Hunk: "My father is a very clever artist. With one stroke he can turn a laughing face to a. sorrowful one." Monk: '."So can mine." I rose with" great alacrity To offer her my seat;- 'Twas a question whether she or Should stand upon my -feet. A big Swede seeing what he thought to be a Dane, went up and hit him in the jaw and said, "Take that you big Dane." The Dane jumped up laughing and said, "Oh! the jokes on you, I'm a Swede." Frances Cealta, taking an examination in American History, wrote the following: "General Braddock was killed In the Revolutionary War. He had three horses shot from under him n.d the fourth tore a hole in his coat." Van Tanner: "Gee I wish I worked on the Herald. I just heard that the board of control gives the staff a feed each month. Freshie: "Where'd you . get that information Van? I heard Miss Cannon tell Elmer that the Board of Control gave the staff a roast last month." Brother Manning: speaking a woman is . Angry chorus girls what." (Manning "Generally speaking. "Generally (anybody) : Bright Weber Student: "I want a dime's worth of trouble." Charles Taylor: "Say just try sluffing and you will get two hundred and ten pounds of it." Mighty Porter: "Why the pale look on your face, Alton?" Alton Thomas: "Maybe my face is pale, but I ain't pale all over because I shifted yesterday and dad found it out." Utah Theatre Presents Superior Screen Pictures Elliot Wright: "I went down the cellar yesterday and tapped the tank and it was empty." Leonard Wright: "Yes you and I were in the same boat, I wanted to take a bath the other night too. Male (perplexed) : this board off twice, short yet." "I've sawed and its too UTAH'S BEST HONEY MOON CHOCOLATES W. F. JENSEN CANDY CO. Ogden Salt Lake Logan In English: "Ed. Williams will you give a sentence with embark in it?" Ed.: "I went to kiss her and she embarked my shins." "Let's go fellows, and good time," cried Claude "I can stay out till eight thirty and can spend fifteen cents." have a Lindsay A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned; so what could they do? Said the flea, "Let usfly." Said the fly, "Let us flea." So they flew through a flaw in the flue. Monday, being the next day after Sunday, is the most sad, trying, cheerless day in the week. This morning for instance. I began the day by srepping out of bed onto the alarm clock. (I quickly sang "Count Your Blessings.") I looked for my clothes, but they were no place to be found. Then through the house these words could be plainly heard: "Oh, Mama! (I don't call my mother 'Ma') are there any clean socks, and where did you put my collar and cuff buttons?" After five more minutes I come out minus one shoe. "Say folks, have any of you noticed a shoe running around here wild?" Answers: "No':." Fi.Tu said shoe under the bed six minutes later, but now the fun commences: hair' won't lay straight, collar looks like a number eighteen, no Shinola for my shoes; can't find Geometry book, breakfast doesn't "eat" good, pants pressed last week look like iron pipe; coat hid away in the corner of the clothes closet. Thus life goes. Leaving home at eight-forty, I get a block down the street and discover that I haven't a clean handkerchief. Come to school feeling like a murderer, and not prepared in my subjects. Yet the worst may come. ' I expect to go home tonight and find a note saying: "Take care of the baby, feed chickens, and take the roast out of the oven In about half an hour; will be back later." Then, while taking care of the chickens, I'll put the eggs in my pocket and the gate will swing round and break them in said container!What do you say about dropping Monday from the calendar? By Grant Lofgren. Brother Jensen was telling his class some stories, of natural history, and asked if any one could tell him what a ground hog was. Up went a hand in the back of the room: "Well, Phillip, you may tell us what a ground hog is." Phillip Orlh: "A ground hog is sausage." "Mother, you hire a woman to do your washing, don't you?" "Yes." "Then I don't see why I can't hire a little boy to take my bath for me." ONLY A TACK I am a Tack. Short days ago I lived Felt hot irons, saw fires glow, And now I lie in a cast-off horse-shoe. Take up the grind. Oh faithful tacks, Even though ye be blind, Give us a promise to hold true That you may not share the Underserved fate I have, And lie, as I, in a cast-off horseshoe.The stones and earth your Sides do scratch, Take up the grind, Oh worthy tacks, That I may lie in peace and rest To think you do perform the test While I lie, in a cast-off horse-shoe. Aura Bennett, Class '22. ONE SHOES CO- '" MtN-WUMEN 6c CHILDRPN 2461 WASHINGTON AVE. 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