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Show PAGE FOUR Mr. Tracy (in English) "Why does Browning's meter run so smoothly?" Stupid student "Maybe he used to be a taxicab chauffeur." tstarta (Honfctttcmcrj) for Delicious Chocolates 2473 Washington Ave. Paul W. Stecher JEWELER Honest Merchandise at reasonable prices Expert Watch Repairing and Resetting of Diamonds 352 24th St. Phone 1670 EAT CHOCOLATE HICKORY BAR SHUPE WILLIAMS CANDY CO. Makers of PREFERRED CHOCOLATES Be they Sophomore or College, We Know That We Can Satisfy Them Let Us Convince You JERRY 620 Twenty-fourth St. Security State Bank SAV I N G S COMMERCIAL - CUTTING BOBBING CURLING Three chairs at your service ! Ye Little Shoppe .. Appearance is an Asset .. National Barber Shop Ask Our Customers Under Utah National Bank Hair Cut 35c Children 25c Shave 25c Hot Tamales Hot Chili Chicken Sandwiches Chop Suey HUDSON NOODLE PARLORS 2437 Hudson Ave. Tel. 941 Let us make a photographic record of today school day memories that will be priceless in years to come. TIFFANY STUDIO 2438 Wash. Ave. COLLEGE BASKET BALL Every one knows how the Center College of Danville has ben hogging the head lines of the sport page for the past year. The Center college has a very small enrollment of 500 students. If the town it is in were placed in Ogden it would vanish. Yet, notwithstanding all of these objections Center defeated one of America's most proud and mighty colleges, Harvard. Let's think of Center when we get discouraged about having a college basket ball team. If the fellows will come out and practice constantly and put a little pep into the playing we can have a good basket ball team. Some give , as an excuse for not wanting to play, the fact that they haven't played before and do not know anything about basket ball. This is a very poor excuse. The coaches say it is easier to teach a man who hasn't played because those who have played have to have their old ways broken before they can learn the new ones. What we need is a little spirit and some good coaching. With these we can show a good fight, possibly a victory or two. Boost for the college basket ball team and make our school nationally famous. It can be done. PERSONNEL OF THE COLLEGE BASKET BALL TEAM The college this year sprung a surprise on the universe by putting two full nedged basket ball teams on the floor. Most of the players report eVery night for play ; the others having various excuses some of which are worth considering. Tom Smith who is always in the middle of everything, plays a moon game at center (moon game because he is often caught napping, sleep being his hobby and life's work.) Ray Scoville was absent on account of having to edit this issue of the Herald. On this ac count the second team was de feated by a 10 to 1 score. The other games in which he almost made baskets were lost by the close scores of 3 to 24 or 6 to 60. This very necessary player would much rather have played but there was no escape from the iron cluches of duty. All excuses were thrown to the winds when he heard loyalty call him. The second team's other exceptional forward is Harold Bel-nap, absent most of the time on account of having to take Hazel Stone to some place of amusement. It seems that they are trying to make a record of never missing a show. Ed Woolley, the sunbeam guard brought the house down by getting a basket after tucking the ball under his arm and making a grand charge for the basket. The other sunbeam guard, Elsworth Weaver, popularly known as the skeleton, is everywhere and nowhere; mostly the latter. He is seen prancing here and dancing there and working nowhere. Ray takes the place on the team as a job ; Weaver as a matter of fact; Smith as a past time; Ed as an honor and Howard as a fill in when Hazel has another date. Even if the team isn't a credit to the college it would be to a circus. Heber Jacobs to Juanita Ramsey "In the play I lead a mule across the stage. Will you come tonight and practice the part with me?" HEARD IN THE HALL Junius Tribe: "Have you noticed the new style; such long skirts, nearly dragging the ground ?" Frank Douglass: "That's absolutely natural, Junius my boy, the curtain always goes down after the show." Oh, You Bohemian Girl (Behind the Curtain) "Stage set! Chorus attention! In two minutes she's off." shouted the stage manager. "The house is full and people loaded with sun and cauliflowers." "You've got to do your durnd-est tonight now. No monkey shines or we'll throw you off the stage. Now sit right down in your places while I go out and tell the audience how to act, and how to sit still while I tell 'em the story so they will know what it is all about." (He comes out.) "Ladies and Gentlemen : Kindly hold your roses and cauliflowers for the last act. If you have onions peel them in yur laps and let your luscious tears roll into your hands. This here 'Bohemian Girl,' they say is a bad one. She leaves home when she's about eight years old with a rough necked gypsy, leaving her old dad all alone in distress, despair, disgust and disagreeable with a crazy nephew who is Heber Jacobs, and Hebe's sure crazy, (pin the cauliflower on him.) But she, gypsy like, steals, is caught, and brought to the justice who happens to be her irate dad. 'Discovered !' he shouts to the top or near the top of his voice. And she looking at his grizzly old face, falls back two feet and says, "let me die, I've had enough.' " (Curtain) WEBER'S HALLS AT NOON As one enters the spacious and ancestral halls of Weber about twelve o'clock on a school day many interesting sights greet the alert eye of passers-by. Perhaps the all-wise seniors have just completed the task of setting some innocent, tow-headed little sophomore on the drinking fountain. Looking down the tall, weird hall by the sewing room one sees in the far end of the hall a bunch of giggling girls eating their lunches. They are all seated on chairs but no one knows where the chairs came from. Every noon, as if fairy hands placed them there, the chairs are in the same place, but at one o'clock they mysteriously vanish again. Their conversation seems most amusing as they are all very much interested in what each other is saying. As one returns to the main hall and peers to the far end you see a bunch of fellows, unlike the girls, they are all standing and leaning up against the wall chewing and munching on their cold, dry lunches. From their loud and boisterous laughing they seem to be enjoying themselves immensely. Now and then one sees a sandwich sail violently across the hall, aimed directly at some poor fellow's head. Then there are the radiator lizards who seem to enjoy standing and leaning up against the steaming hot radiator. Day after day the same ones participate in this indulgence. These radiators should be like the parking places for automobiles, and should also be the possessor of this sign "Parking limit fifteen minutes." Then there are the lovers who always seek the darkest and loneliest corners in the halls. They care for nothing. They notice nothing. They are too interested in one another. They engage the entire noon hour in admiring one another and are unmolested only by the ringing of the one o'clock class bell.. "How do you turn when you are on the stage?" asked a certain play director. "Pale" came the prompt reply. Miss -Oberhansely "R-i-g-b-y, when you are talking before an audience what people should you look at in the audienece?" Rigln "The girls, of course." Miss Maughn in English: "Are beaux a hobby?" Lib: "No, a necessity." THE WEBER HERALD Students Speak on General Topic, "Obedience to Law" The annual Grant contests for both college and high school stu dents were held this week in their respective assemblies. The college students were represented by Josephine Rhees, Raymond Poulter, and Elizabeth Seppich. Miss Rhees spoke on "Obedience to the Prohibition and Cigarette Laws"; Mr. Poulter, on "Obedience to the Law of Tithing," and Miss Sennich. on "Resoonsibilitv of Officials in Law Enforce ment." All three papers showed excellent research work, good organization and a finish of style worthy of any college freshman. Miss Seppich's paper was given the decision. The contest this year has been under the jurisdiction of the English department rather than under the supervision of the theology teachers, as was the case last year. All composition classes, both high school and college, were required to write the paper as a regular class assignment. The papers were corrected, the students given constructive criticisms and asked to rewrite. The students handing the best oration after rewriting entered the preliminary tryouts along with independent contestants not registered in "any composition class. Five students from the high school department will enter the contest Friday in the high school assembly. ALONG THE CORRIDORS As the poet says "In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love" but from observation the Weber students say, why wait till spring! Upon entering the building at any time of the day in this drear unromantic November weather, without the stirring of new life for inspiration there can be seen in any corridor various groups of twos seeking seclusion in the corners thereof. The he of the group leans languishingly to wards the object of his adorations. His whole demeanor expresses his lovelorn attitude, and he has no eyes for anyone but she. "She" sways toward him even as a flower follows the sun. Her every expression radiates her joy at being with her enamo-rado. They are both seemingly unconscious of the passing throngs. Suddenly they are rudely awakened by the raucous clang ing of the class bells, parting them for a lifetime of sixty minutes. LONG SKIRTS The flappers have disappeared ! The Lady Birds have usurped their place, from the display of long skirts seen at the dance Friday night. The Herald and all its staff is suffering for want of news. The McKays have gone away.' Ruth Manning in English started to describe the teacher but didn't know enough swear words. WASHINGTON MARKET A. M. MILLER, Prop. 2472 Washington Ave. A I FREE LESSONS WITH ALL UKULELES' BANJOS, GUITARS GIRLS AND BOYS! organize a Ukulele Club in your school and we will teach you how to play them. Megaphones 40c up. GLEN BR0S.-R0BERTS PIANO CO. "BETWEEN BITES" The high school bell and the college buzzer broke the stillness of the ciuiet halls of Weber college. Instantly the doors flew open and the air became thick with the buzz of hungry voices. Coats were knocked down and drug alonsr the halls, in the hur ried efforts to relieve coat pock ets of their different sized packages which contained lunches. Lunches were at length procured and little circles of famished students were seen standing or sitting in all parts of the halls. There were three boys sitting on the bottom step of the stairs at the extreme end of the lower hall. They were conspicuous in as much as they occupied a conspicuous place on the stairs, and at various intervals they were disturbed and forced to stand up in order to make room for some one who wished to pass down the stairs. One of the boys wore a large green tie with an attractive fifteen cent diamond placed artistically in the center. His hair was slicked back with some of man's latest bi-product of bacon, namely Sta-Comb, and his reddish face gave him the appearance of a budding rose which had been slightly blighted by an early frost. He was not occupied in eating as were his two companions, but sat with his chin in his cupped hands. He was talking in an excited tone which spoke of an enraged temper, tinged with a little Irish. "I would like to catch the fellow who had the nerve to do such a cowardly trick," he said. "Well never mind, spoke up one of his friends, "I'll let you have one of my sandwiches." "Nothing- doing," answered the proud user of Sta-Comb, "I can wait until I get home. That someone had stolen his lunch was quite evident, and he gritted his teeth and scowled. "Do you think there is any chance of their taking mine instead of their own?" he asked his friends. The other boys were too occupied in eating their lunch to heed this questioning. He got up and threaded his way through the groups of laughing people to the place where his coat had been hanging. He hastily searched about the fallen mass of coats and caps, but no sign of his lunch could he find. He turned away and began to retrace his steps, but his eyes caught sight of something which made him step back. He lifted up one of the coats and found b'eneath it a package wrapped in newspaper. He oicked it up and felt his old reliable apple bulging on one side. He smiled happily as ne joined his satisfied comrades at the foot of the stairs. The bells rang telling everyone that the hour for appeasing appetites had ended, and one boy went to his class with a new resolution engraved upon his mind. "Always place your lunch so that it can be seen from any class-room door." D. G. Reeder. Phone 2800 A POEM (With apologies to the composer of the original) "Little shots of moonshine Little games of pool, Make a little student Hunt another school." OGDEN STEAM LAUNDRY CO. DRY CLEANERS AND DYERS 437 Twenty-fifth St. Ogden, Utah HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW MODEL EDEN WASHER? Come and let us show it to you nothing to compare with this machine in Ogden THE LIGHTHOUSE Phone 581 2452 Washington Ave. BROWNING BROTHERS CO. 2451 Hudson Avenue SPORTING GOODS Wholesale and Retail The oldest and largest in the The most complete Everything for Every Sport for Every Season r THE-CrtpcKEFjy People "Meet Me NORMAN SIMS 25th St. at Wash. Ave. "See Us First" Watson-Tanner Clothing Co. 372 TWENTY-FOURTH STREET ABOUT "SMALL ACCOUNTS" There are no "small accounts" if possibilities are considered. Starting an acocunt is the first step in financial progress, the extent of which no one can foresee. We never lose sight of the fact that many of our depositors, whose business is transacted in modest figures now, will be men and women of large affairs tomorrow. Service is rendered accordingly. 4 Interest on Savings The National Bank of Commerce OGDEN, UTAH Chas. H. Barton, President FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1922 Why are Florence and Pearl so sad? Can it be that they miss someone? We wonder. Ken Anderson says that the only "Daily Dozen" he knows is one baker's roll, and eleven more dittos. sporting goods company west. line of Sporting Goods Bareheaded" pie s |