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Show THE WEBER HERALD WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1922. WEBER m ni re CREW III I CONTEST FAST TTT 1 1 i T11 T TT.If wnacaLS xtauv m j-iasL nan i Copping First League Tilt of Season Thfi W'ib'T N'orrn.'i I hoopMfM's fVatprl thff C j;i vis l:iskfi .tth Friday crfninR-, .J;i nun ry - I , on t.ho ho in'; first half of the trnrcu- was rathr-r lisi-l lew, on the wholo, though bursts (f j spcod wore m.-iuif'-.s! from Urn'? to Hoi' . Thf 1 ;wl was ta.kfti !y first, onn h-mnj and then tlio nthm until the whisilu sounded with n spoco of ail. I During tlie ."eoml half Jin- f'nrpl and U'hiln team sf'-urcd tlu- l-ad and maintained It wit hull t difficulty throughout the rrinaindrr of thn tilt. I "loor work was spordi-d up a nd . lie passing and h'mutM teamwoi-k of Hi" homo If.'tni w:ih of tlip fir-t .nl-r. l-'iekl tfoals b Anderson, ( 'uiudi, lludi;.' and Nlnrklny wen- to.-sod inrapid-fit-f order, often from (lie most difficult position. Hi nek ley, playing -'it the eenti'r position, showed up to advantage as did also Anderson. Urn husky Kiiard. Thp speed and raini? ability of Condi and Captain JimUje. fin-wards, were other features of Ih3 contest. For tlio Davis five Love, at forward, was the outstanding star, tallying six field goals mukir.K total of twelve point for the visitors. The lineup :i nd summary of the K.imu was as follows: vi:m:u noilmal io Vg. Ftf. Tp. Umlffo, If fi II 0 10 Coueh. rf ti f 4 hi UiiH-kley, c 2 ii 0 -l Anderson, Ig .. I) 0 10 llalliday, iK 0 0 0 0 l'riee, rg 0 0 0 0 Totals IS f '1 4 0 DAVIS IIH.H CJS) Vi;. Ft. Ffi. Tp. T.ove. rf i 0 0 12 l-Jishop, U 3 0 0 o dams, e 3 0 0 2 liobinson, e 0 0 0 0 hindford, rg 1 0 0 2 Harvey, If? 2 14 6 ti Totals 11 11 G 2S Koferee, Warner. I'mpire, Fitxpat-riek. -oo- The Weber seconds began their season with a victory. This was over the Syracuse players from North avts. At the end of the rme the- tally sheet read Weber -It'i, Syracuse 29. The game was filled with intense moments, with good passing a fea-t ure. Walker and Cook played exceptional ball tor the visiting team, while McKay and II irk man were the t winklcrs for t he Weber five. In the second team a bright array of men is to be seen in harness this year. This team should be encouraged x'or it will in most port make the five for the next season. Lineup anil summary: WEBER SKCOXHS Kg. Ft- Fg. Tp. .McKay, rf 10 n o 20 i 'raw shaw. If .... 1 n n Wade, c fi ti 2 1-1 Flygare. c 1 0 0 2 M. Hickman, rg . . 4 0 0 S T. Hickman, rg ..0 0 Vi 0 TOTALS 22 6 2 -J6 SYRACUSE Fg. Ft- Fg. Tp. Walker, rf 2 ti - s liampton, If 3 Cook, c 4 0 n Pavid. lg 0 8 5 1 lansen, rg l n o TOTALS 10 14 Referee Stevenson. 29 FACULTY WALLOPS STUDENT PLAYERS The family deserves a holiday! Tuesday. January 1M. ihe male instrur-lors' iiuint of the school iriumphel ever the student ussoeiation offieei-3' five by a L'4 to 13 score. The contest was thrilling throughout. Trofessor Terry -with his slow-hall and Professors Stevenson and Watson with their excellent basket shooting: were the brilliant men of the ftame. Melbourne Douslas for the students also played a flashy same. AVe would like to see more such rontests. Lineup and summary: STl'DKXT ASSN. OIT ICKKS. Fk. Ft. Fg. Tp. r.ush. rf 2 0 0 4 Tanner, rg 1 o 0 2 Wright, c 3 3 1 7 Douglas, lg 0 0 0 0 Hudge. If 0 0 0 0 Anderson, rg l) o 0 0 Totals '.6 3 1 13 FACVLTV. Fg. Ft. Fg. Tp. Stevenson, rf 5 0 0 10 Wilkinson, rg 1 0 0 2 Terry, c 0 0 0 0 ;okes. Ig 0 0 0 0 Watson, if 5 4 2 12 Totals 11 4 2 24 oo A LITTLE INSTRUCTION It has come to the attention of the sport editors that there are a number of students and even faculty members who do not understand the method used In mailing the"line-iip-and summary of a basketball game. A little explanation alnn? th's line it is hoped will clear up the mystery. By referring to the account of. for instance, the game v. i.h F.ox TCI clot iast Friday and consulting the lnuuip we pff umlr the heading of lhW'p-1"-r Normal r-oUge. tho naim-s of all the men who played un the Weber SECOND IE!! .VICTOR OVER vmmt. MM ihi. Afi.er tiu-ir name appears Fiieh tt-rs as rf, If, c, rz and lg. Thee ;nv. simply the abbreviations for i?ht forward. I-I"l forward, enter, riKnt uuard and left puard respectively. Opposite the names of the piayers we '(.' four columns of figures. Over the first column opposite the names we see F.O. This stands for field goals and under- it are listed the number of times each player has scored by toss-inji the ball thronuh the net from the floor, not including the fouls, or free-throws as they are called. Over thy second coin mn appey rs the ea ption P. This sta nds for the mi ruber ot free throws pitched. Thus we see that, in this case, Budge pitched 7 freethrowH. The other members of the team did not pitch any free throws and hence 0 appears after their name-;. Over the. third column appears KG. This column applies only to the one who pilches the free throws and signifies the number of foul poals, or times that the ball has actually gone ihroiiKh the net. on free throws. The fourth and last column (T.I) stands for the total points, or number of points made by each player during the me. Kndn field poal (as appears uiid"t- the first heading) counts two points while a foul gon 1 counts only on" point. Thus by referrins again to t he lineup we see t hat '"Bonesy" made ti field gon Is, thereby scoring 12 points for the team and that Buds' pitched 11 free throws, only 7 out of which dropped through the loop, thus scoring aeven points. Had he made any field goals these would have counted also at the rate of two points each. It is hoped that the foregoing explanation will help stimulate an interest in the sport follower's of the school in reading the lineups as the whole account of a game is contained in them. IIOKNKS THAT BAKK. Jt is forbidden to tie horses to trees, as they bark and thus destroy the treed. Rising Author "The first thins I sent to a magazine was accepted." Co-ed "Was it poetry or prose?" Author "Neither. It was a chee'n for a year's subscription." Leon "She told me I could kihS her on either cheek." Elliott "And you ?" Beon "1 hesitated a long time between them." Miss Parry "What is your head for?" F d W i 1 1 ia m s ' ' To k e e p my necktie from slipping off." Mary had a little lamb; She fed it kerosene; One day It got too near the fire, Since then it's not ben-zine. ' Ex. Freshibus takibus examintorium ; Copy bus from neighborium; Teacher seeibus little cheatorium; Causibus Freshibus to flunkorlum. Fx. Katy "Tom stole a kiss from me." Bonita "Well that was only petit larceny." Katy "It wasn't; it was grand." Timid little Sophomore To the "Herald" box did come, Put a penny in the hole And waited for his chewing gum. Ex. Mrs. Tanner "Louisa, why did you put the alarm clock side the bread dough ?" Louisa Thurgood "So It would know when to rise. Mrs. Tanner." THE ' RISING CiKXKRATIONV Cyril ate a cake of yeast P.efore he went to bed. "Tomorrow is school day and I must rise on time," he said. When Cyril's mother came at six To still the alarm's wild pealing She found poor Cyril fast asleep. Against the bedroom ceiling. Exchange (with alterations). A boy can't understand why Dad can get his hair cut to suit himself, but a boy must get his cut to suit his mother. God made so many fancy curves and curlicues in his ears. They would be so much easier to wash if they had less fancy work. The whole family thinks it a joke if baby gets blackberry jam on her face. but considers it n serious matter if lie drops some on the tablecloth. Ex. "I tow did Jim lose the fingers on his right hand ?" "Put them in the horse's mouth to see how many teeth he had." "What happened ?" "The horse closed his mouth to see how many fingers Jim had." Ex. WE WONDER "Why Pete spent GO cents for carfare on the night of the last game. Why everyone moved back when Why everyone would back when same evening. What tie hath bound "Ernie" and Emma together. Why Ken stopped off at Twelfth street on the way to the game. What kind of missionary work Tiny and Mighty would do together. How long it took Elliott Wright to master that artistic handspring he showed Box Elder. Why our friends up the street are trembling. -oo- HU'S HU & WY The art of witchcraft is carried on in the art room in high style. So completely has it absorbed the interest of Van Tanner that marks mean nothing to him. Miss Irna Cram is the witch and her vamping becomes so great at times that student officers are forced to send Van away occasionally on errands to save him from disaster.From the preceding paragraph we do not wish our reades to deduct that Irna is all to blame. Van spends the moments that should be used to work in in stroking her hair, holding her hands and begging her to "rave on." The other day Van asked, ""Well, how do yoti like art?" "Why. I love painting! I am an art enthusiast. My mind is full of it!" came her reply. "I thought so." reiurned Van. "It's corning our on your face." On another occasion Irna seemed deeply interested in a newspaper arti- 1 ' Me iVarv ffii tnnn f A I- hpp t O hp Sf absorbed). Van anxiously looked on. Finally she remarked, "This paper , states that Iti some parta oi China a man can get a wife for less than a dollar."j "Well," he answered, after deep j thought (Van is death on deep : thoughts). "I guess a good, honest. hard working, etc., wife is worth all : that." ! Attitudes often change, however, 'and Irna has her turn in making Van's face take on a sunburned complexion. The associate editor seems some-; what concerned in the outcome as I does Irna in turn as to the concern-iment. of the associate editor. ! The editor Is concerned in the whole thing because as it. is he fails to get in proper co-operation with the associate. If there is anything (he readers fail to comprehend concerning this affair, questions will be gladly if not cheerfully answered. AS RECEIVED WINTER. Oh, chilling Winter! you powerful intruder!Your strength is felt wherever you hold reign. You are the frosty, freezing Monarch of the seasons, Giving ice and snow, with naught but temporary death to gain. You hold us spellbound in your freezing wrath, We shrink beneath your biting, gleeful gale, Dash to our homes to escape your hollow mocking laugh, And warm our aching fingers that your majesty's made pale. Oh, frosty King, howl while your strength remains, Cover the Mounts with your blanket of white, Freeze up our rivers that they may be dumb, Cover the earth with your shadowy light, Rage while you can for your strength is fact ebbing Spring dimly looms in the fast coming dawn. Soon 'twill be morn and the world will be gladdened For Spring's the New Monarch Winter now is gone. H. Richards. "IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN." "BUT ISN'T." Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are, "It might have been." Alas! Alack! It Is too lote! This wandering Jew has met his fate. No poets charm can stir his soul. The Laurel Wreath is not his goal. Well may we say, "It might- have been." It may, If might was on my pen. My sorrowing soul doth bear my plight, And tears just wash all dreams from sight. I've tried; I've tolled; but all in vain, No inspirations soak my brain. Those little words bring grief untold; They've a serpent's sting within their hold. Long 'ere my weary brain doth rest, I well can say, "I've done my best." And when I turn my footsteps home, I've done my best but have no poem. Genevieve West. SIS O' MINE. Limpid pools of emerald bright. Wells of laughter, elfin light; Smiling seas gleam bright surprise. Sparkling, dancing green her eyes. Girl divine! Rosebud lips entrancing sweet Tantalizing little cheat. Pearls a-gleaming, as they part Captivate my vagrant heart, Sis o' Mine. Glorus Mortenson. THE STARS. The stars are hung out every night, By some great unseen hand. They fill the sky with gleaming light, To brighten this great land. The stars are here, the stars are there, They fill the milky way. They light the world up everywhere, A.nd reflect in the glassv bav. Clyde" Randall. CHILDHOOD DAYS. Oh, happy time of childhood hours! Oh, gladsome days of yore! I long for the return again Of days that are no more. Twas then I sought the robbin's nest, And watched the squirrels play. I drove the cows to pasiures green. And back at close of day. I found the holes where fishes hide. And waded in the brook. And climbed the very tallest trees, And cones from pines I shook. But best of all the swimming hole. Where many hours were passed; 'Twas then the lengthy hours seemed To pass- away so fast. I watched the farmers in the fields, And gave what help I could. And brought them water from the well. The water that tastes so good. That time of carefree life is gone, The days I loved are o'er. But cherished still among my thoughts They'll last forever more. Nellie Wade. THE VETERAN. His shoulders they are stooped and bent. His size is shrinking fast. His hair is long and snowy white, His Youthful days are past. His eye, which once was keen and bright, By years of use is dimmed. His face, so smooth and fair of old. Is now with wrinkles rimmed. His voice, that once was loud and clear. Is gettinc: squeaky now. His hearing's really not the best. His teeth are gune, I trow. This veteran of olden days I Fast to the grave is going, j But memories of him still I'll hold, When grass is o'er him growing. Nellie Wade. MOTORING. ( The sun shone down at the noon of day A perfect .Sunday (o motor in May. ; Ho down the street they sped along. I All the world singing it's song. ; It seemed to be a perfect day. Just the kind to be motoring in May.: But alas three miles or so from town,: ; The engine stopped running and they; : slowed down. ! He stepped on the starter but it didn't start. ; His wife looked up with a glance and ! I start. j : i ou blankety, blankety, and blank, blank, blank. Whv didn't vou put enough gas in the tank!" So after the cloudburst had passed away, And the dusk of night was covering Ihe day. They walked back home, there to stay. And thus ended this perfect day. Leslie Stallings. AN EVENING AT HOME. My pa stirs up the fire, blazin hot, And looks for the paper that Sis's got. He picks up a magazine, and says he: "It's nice to hev a dorter as she orter be. And its also orful nice, when winds are high, To hlv her read the paper while her pa sets by." And ma, she gets her croshay hook and work, (You'll find in this, she'll never, never shirk) Then down she sets, right opposite to pa And looks over her specks at me. Wf la! Most nigh scares a feller sick to heart When she looks that way. I start Right in to git my lesson, fer I knows Thet whatever my ma says on looks, goes, Then I'll get my worn old arithmetic book, I gives a sigh, there's a tear in my eye as I look. For that old stuff's caused many a man to fall Jes cause he says a cuss word. That's all. And then I'll say, "Gee, I can't get this, It's a hard problem. Will you help me sis?" And ma'll say, "No, sis. You jes let his dad. He's always solved every problem I ever had." So pa, he'll say, "Here, give me the book, An I'll jes give thet work a look. Now let me see, if one horse cost $60 today And sold at 10 per cent gain, how much did buyer-pay?" And pa scratches the place where his hair should be, "By golly, Mirandy, don't you remember once," says he, "In the old red brick where we went ter skool. And I played hooky for a game of pool; You got sore and wouldn't look nor speak Ter me fer most nigh one hul week? Them were the good old sunny days, I wish they'd return again," he says. "Y'es, Willyum," answers ma,a-look-in mad, "But you haint got thet work you had." "O, yes," says pa. "If a man buy's ' a horse For 10 per cent more than another feller sells, o' course, That's very simple, child. This one guy, He gets cheated on Ihe horse in the buy. "Say,' by the way, Mirandy," an pa sayshe, "This here kind usta be orful easy ter me. When the old teacher our Arithmetic lessun. By golly, Mirandy, I had the hul class gessun." "Yes, yes, Willyum, but you haven't told this child Why thet air problem is so very mild." "Well, by golly, he'd better get them," says he. Or else get the teacher to help," he says to me. Now, why on earth, my pa wont help me If he's so blamed smart, I cannot see. MASTERPIECES. A masterpiece of nature is that gnarled old, old apple tree, That overlooks the garden and the wall. Its twisted roots and branches bear the mark of Father Time; Like they bear the Ioad3 of apples in the fall. You may search this whole world over, then search it o'er again. For a tree to match that guardian nl" the wiitl But through all the world's dominions ! you can tind no duplicate. Of that ring that gets so naked in the bitter winds of fall. There are trees and stones, and brooklets that go dashing on their way, And each one has a form that's all its own. Each has beauty that its neighbor lacks, no two are just the same Each a masterpiece of nature, viewed alone. Herman Richards. OGDEN RIVER. The rushing river tumbles on Out of the wondrous beauty of that highland Into the soft moonlight, and there flows Rejoicing, through the winding lowland,Under the silent moon; he flows Right for the evening star, past fields Joyous, and bright, and large, then rocks begin To line his waterway, and dam his streams, And slow his progress, that for a short time, Over many rocks and tangled underbrush ; Ogden. remembering the frolicking speed he had In his high mountain-bed in the Rockies,A bright circuitous wajiderer j Through the Weber river, and then I The twinkling stars peep out and j Shine upon the Great Salt Lake, j Mamie Obern. i AN ODE TO A THERMOMETER. 1 Thou art weatherbeaten. j O piece of wood, I But in thy time ; Thou hast done much good i Your numbers that once Were so new and bright, Have faded through j Summers and winters from sight. ; Your blood which was hidu'n i By the clear skin of glass, ;Has dried up and withered Its once solid mass. , i Thou art weatherbeaten, O piece of wood, Bttt in thy lime Thou hast done much good. 1 BON1TA SCOWCROFT. THE SHIP UPON THE SEA. 'Twas midnight on the ocean. Not a sail obscured the view, The sea lay bare and dismal But this was nothing new. The lookout gazed upon the deep. And his eyes there met a shark, He fainted, and when he came to He fired his gun, but missed it some And the fish got away in the dark. He called the Cap, anS together they gazed The Captain shook and the man asked why, Though the Cap. didn't say, he shook with fear. Because the shark was nigh. Myrtle Jensen. THE KING OF THE HOUSEHOLD. There's a little chap at our house WThose years are half past two. j He's even too young to wear a blouse ( "Tootsies" too tiny to fill; a wee i shoe. j So short of stature he scarce can be seen I As he toddles the house around But his cheeks are rosy and his eyes so keen j His voice with music makes the house resound. Though always, always in the way Yet no one seems to care, In fact about him they hover all day His every wish and joy to share. Just, a boy baby with childish glee Who makes every one dance, run, or sing His slaves are the household who From the tyranny of our baby king, would not be free Lou Jean McKay. THE SUNSET. The sun set quietly behind. Yon mountain with its gloomy look, It burst into a scarlet flame, And celestial glory took. A lazy cloud floats drowsily, Its lengthening shadow light, Reflecting on the glassy lake, Like poor man's gold so bright. Now look across the valley wide, And there will you behold Plain window glasss of cold gray hue, And yet it looks like gold. The sight goes suddenly away Like a rabbit in its flight. The dusk turns softly into gray, And then it turns to night. Spencer Brown. HAIR CUTS Adults 35c Children 25c All Tonics 15c THE NEW Service Barber Is Mow Open West of Utah Power & Light. Under Commercial National Bank We Cater to Weber Students SWEET SIXTEEN Fruit and Nut W. F. Jensen Candy Co. 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