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Show PAGE FOUR -:l:i!:Mllllllli,.:J.llllll;l. I: li J I t I I I I I II I Weber Confectionery 1 The Home of Home Made 1 Candies Made fresh daily 2542 Washington Avenue li(liiiiil!iliili:lnr.iil!i. III I .1. I Potted Plants Cut Flowers V. G. GILL, Prop. 420 Twenty-fifth Street Telephone 664 Ogden, Utah ASK FOR PINEAPPLE BAR SHUPE WILLIAMS CANDY CO. Makers of PREFERRED CHOCOLATES flilllllilllllllllllllltllllfllflllMllll!lll!llllllllilllllllM! STATIONERY f I SODA AND I CANDY I v I ENSIGN DRUG CO. 1 333 Twenty-fourth Street Phone 623 1 T IlllllllllllltlltlllllllilllllllllllllllltllfllllllltlltllHltlllllllllll; .. Appearance is an Asset National Barber Shop Ask Our Customers Under Utah National Bank Hair Cut 35c Children 25c Shave 25c Hot Tamales Hot Chili Chicken Sandwiches Chop Suey HUDSON NOODLE PARLORS 2437 Hudson Ave. Tel. 941 DR. R. II . PRINDLE Osteopathic Physician 510 Eccles Bldg. WALL PAPER Let Us Make Your House a Home With Wall Paper COMPLETE LINE IN ALL GRADES Stratford Decorating Company 2318 WASHINGTON TF YOU want to know whether you are destined to be a success, you can easily find out; the test is simple; are you able to save money? If not, drop out, you will lose; you may think not, but you will lose as sure as fate, for the seed of success is not in you." -j. j. inn. 6,000,000 members Building and Loan Association in United States. Assets over $2,890,764,621. START TODAY $ 3.00 paid monthly matures $1000.00 in ISO months. $ 6.00 paid monthly matures $2000.00 in 180 months. $15.00 paid monthly matures $5000.00 in 180 mouths. OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS Herbert E. Smith. President and Manager Oscar I Read, Vice President B. A. Fowler. Vice President David J. Wilson, Secretary and Legal Advisor Wm. F. Burton. Treasurer Directors: Dr. D. W. Henderson X. E. Iverson John Halls Hyruni Hokanson Executive Finance Committee: John Halls Dr. D. W. Henderson Hyrum Hokanson Federal Building & Loan Association 2374 Washington Avenue A Home Institution BASKETBALL TEAM WELCOMED HOME FROM TOURNAMENT As usual, the basketball boys after returning from the tournament took their places up at the front and said their little say or told tales on the other members of the team. The student body seemed to enjoy the pranks of our model basketball fellows. Professor T. Earl Pardoe, a former Weber instructor, made a few remarks which, if it was noted, made even the president blush with (?) we don't know. However they were along the same lines as some made by particular basketball boys. ABOVE THE REST IN ENGLISH English is a high subject to reach but you'd think you had reached it if you climbed the steps to Miss Austin's room, one of the highest rooms in the building.When the students reach the top they are puffing like steam engines. With all the puffing, and squeaking benches Miss Austin feels as though she would like to go a little higher. An elevator would accommodate these students very much and relieve Miss Austin's ears. After going this high, one would think that it was the best English class in the school, but OH MY, one would change his mind when the pupils start their lesson. For while on their way up the, the poor students lose all they did know about English and instead of being called the highest class, it is the lowest, after all. Mary Hadley. DEBATORS SIT ON STAND March 14, the debating team, Junius Tribe, Hugh Moyes, Ray Poulter and Edwin Nelson, were asked to take their places on the platform preliminary to the departure of the latter two for Rex-burg to debate Ricks College. The latter two remained at home and debated the B. Y. C. Friday night. To instill spirit into the debat-ors Vilate Pickett, Tames Lind say and the choir sang to them an inspiring song. Williams Music Co. 2215 Washington Avenue Ogden, Utah Phone 503 EVERYTHING IN MUSIC AND MUSICAL MERCHANDISE AVE. Phone 459 UNIVERSITY CLUB TO DEBATE JUNIOR COLLEGE QUESTION A regular open form debate will be held before the University Club of Ogden next Saturday evening at 8 o'clock on the College Debating Question, Re solved, 1 hat for the U. S. the Parliamentary form of govern ment is better than the Presidential system. The open discussion will be preceded by a formal debate be tween the affirmative and negative team of Weber College. Junius Tribe and -Hugh Moyes will uphold the affirmative and Edwin Nelson and Raymond Poulter the negative. Recently the Ogden University Club passed a resolution making all graduates of Weber eligible for membership. As an out growth of this plan, the Weber debators will appear in the debate, after which all will join in the discussion. All members of the audience will act as judges. 1 he University Club of Osrden is composed of most of the col- ege trained citizens of Oirden Its club rooms are at the corner of Twenty-sixth street and Washington avenue. TANGLES There has been some speculation going around school as to whether Pete will be true to his class or to his betrothed. If the present were two years or so from now. there would be no doubt as to the outcome, but with the fires of love still burning strongly in his bosom, not quenched in the least by years of marital strife, the Juniors may be well assured of his votes for the most beautiful girl. Even if Pete does vote for the Senior's candidate he will be acting a lie, for he could not truthfully vote for Ella when to him the most beautiful girl in the world is his own. Let your conscience guide you Mr. Couch, old dear. It seems as though there will be no end to such arrangements. There's also Rulon Doxey for in stance, if he votes for his heart's desire he will be going against his class, but against -the wishes of his sister. Now there's a real problem, sisters know quite a bit about one, and it pays to stay on the good side of their temperament, or words to that effect. Such a mix-up as Rulon's is not so easily remedied. About the only thing for Mr. Doxey to do is to buy two books, the votes derived from one, to go to friend sister and the votes from the oth er to go to er well a his winsome little lass Miss Helen Storey. Yottr's truly, Gum Boots. HELPFUL HINTS TO GROWING AUTHORS (A reprint from 'Life') Do not dispair if at first you meet with failure. Remember there is no royal road to literature. Here are some facts that will serve to hearten you in your work : Bernard Shaw had to wait six weeks before he made his first thousand pounds. Before Rudyard K i p li n g bought his first steam yacht he was paid only eighty cents a word for his stories. "It took me two whole years," said Frank A. Munsey, "before I could save up enough money to buy a paper that would print my stuff. "I had to wait for nearly four weeks," said Booth Tarkington, "before the first $10,000 for one of my stories was sent to me. Fortunately we were well supplied with canned vegetables." Mary Roberts Rhinehart at first refused to speak of her early struggles, while the tears coursed down her cheeks. All that she could murmur was: "It's the first fifty thousand that's the hardest." (We don't offer eighty cents a word or $10,000 per story for material for the Herald, but we do offer first-class training to THE WEBER HERALD all writers who in after years when they win their fame and income will tell the newspaper reporters how they made their start back in little old Weber on the Herald. If you don't believe me, try it yourself on the saxa-phone.) Editor. Weber To Graduate Large Class The largest graduating class in the history of Weber will leave the school this year. The majority of these will come back to college next year and the prospects are rather bright for college for the coming year. The reason for the unprecedented size of the class is the elimination of the high school, thereby giving more students the desire to take extra credits and finish their work in three years. HOT DOGS Push! Pull! Fight! Cram! Have you ever been to a bar gain sale on pans at Wool-worth's? Have you ever come out with the same amount of clothing on you that you had before you entered? Or have you had your toes and hat mashed? If you have, then you will understand how one feels in the hot dog stand, near Weber, at noon. Many Weber students "dine on dogs." As the noon bell sounds, school students may be seen running from all exits of the building, to the hot dog store. When one enters the store he may hear inhuman sounds and he may see, a "jam-bor ee, of "animals" treating one another with not too much respect. But this is not the students' fault. At noon, a person's stomach controls his actions, and so, in the hot dog stand or store at noon blame the stomach. Emma Buehler. GUESS WHO? The person who I am about to describe is familiar to us all. He is one of the twenty odd, nightmares at whose frown we poor harrassed students have to tremble. However, at times he can be very congenial if he feels inclined that way. He stands in front of the class gesticulating wildly as he explains the mysteries of the "partial definition." His. hair, indefinite in color, never consents to lie obediently on the top of his head where he had succeeded in placing it early in the morning after painful moments before the mirror; but damp locks continually slide down on either side of his face, giving him a decidedly worried appearance. When he first entered the institution to become an instructor in the English classes, he wore no adornments, but his innocent, youthful appearance went against him. The students did not consider it necessary to obey one who looked so very much like themselves, so in distress be betook himself to a doctor and the next day instead of having a good time the students settled down and studied like good children, for there stood, not the boy but the "Professor of the Arts of Speaking Correctly," all his youth hidden behind two great forbidding black-rimmed spectaclesand he wears them to this day. His neck is incased in a stiff spotless white collar, very probably to hold his head in the dignified position which befits one of his high standing. But" in spite of all these things we find that he is a good teacher and we like him because he gives us high (?) marks whether we deserve them or not. Whv has nothing' been said of the frcnuent "sparkings" of Reu ben Rhees and Frances Cragun? Because they are not steady flames. BOOST ELLA. ACORN SONG (Tune I found a Horseshoe.) I'll have an Acorn, I'll have an Acorn, I'll save my pennies by the score It will be dandy, It will be dandy, To bring back memories of Weber ever more. The name of the book, That we all love, The name of the book So full of fun; The name of the book No one will shun, IS ACORN. MOONSHINERS Who are moonshiners and where did they get their name? Back in England a long time ago there was a law restricting the use of liquor. A gang of men stored away some liquor and when they found the favorable chance they hid the liquor in a near-by river. They would go to the river at night to avoid the officers and get what they wanted to use. One night they were fishing in the river with long rakes to get out the whiskey when an officer walked up to them and asked them what they were doing. "Oh, we are trying to get the moon," said one. The officer thinking they were very foolish left them. Later when the whiskey was discovered the name "moonshiners"-was applied to the bootleggers. They have never lost the name. . Henry Ward. PROSPECTS BRIGHT FOR RECORD COLLEGE (Continued from Page 1) Stallings, Tom Woods, Florence Woolley, Lawrence Dudge, Sherman Couch, Adrian Gibby, Law- fence Jenkins, Luella Harris, Tom Hickman, Heber Jacobs, Mabel Froerer, Layden Maddux, Grace Midgley, Aletta Olsen, Byron Porter, Blanche Reed, Leonard Ross, Dan Shupe, Dorothy Anderson, Myrtle Brown, Jewel Belnap, Theo Carver,, Irna Cram, Nan Emmett, ' Lolabel Garner, Ruth Hadlock, Lowella Hadlock, Blanche Jensen, Lois Jones, Leah Hunsaker, Mae McFarland, Mel-ba Nelson, Arlene Phillips, Clifford Russell, Leda Spencer, Gilbert Thatcher, William Terry, Helen Wilson, Alice Wilson, Ethel Wheeler, Florence Wright, Fred Bergout, Rulon Beus, Clarence Barker, Rae Chadwick, Eugene Crawshaw, Wm. Cheney, Harold Farley, Christabell Gardner, Leo Hales, Leonard Howes, Velma Holmes, Delia Marshall, Leona Neilson, Willard Passey, Alton Poulsen, Ezra Parry, Mary Ann Rhodes, Naomi Skeen, Maurice Skeen, Mary Staker, Calvin Spaun, Ed Williams, Ruth Folk-man.A dead calm rested over Miss Maughan's class in English II. To be or not to be prepared was the question. The decision seemed to lean toward the former. Miss Maughan chanced to call upon a student who was prepared. The person, next, in fear of apprehension read the next statement in the lesson and so on down the line. The class discussion was coming along fine, though the text books were rather conspicuously in view. The students were quite elated by the thought that they were "putting something over." Finally Miss Maughan called on Florence Browning. Florence and May happened to be using the same book. Florence got up, recited brilliantly then stealthfully passed the book to May. Then came Miss Maughan's voice, "All right May, it's your turn next, you really ought to know it by now." Miss Parry purchased the first Acorn. All the faculty members have subscribed. The faculty have taken the lead and have shown their good sportsmanship. As students we should all fall in line and do our bit. More pictures than ever before in the Acorn. IT PAYS To have your old shoes rebuilt Better grade of leather is what we use I BOSTON SHOE SHOP 2352 Washington Ave. WEBER TO HAVE APRIL 1st ON MARCH 30th (Continued from Page 1) have one. (Two will be acepted.) A number of "stunts" have been lined up among whom "Binnacles" Wilkinson will star as but you had better come and see for yourself. The orchestra, for they really are an orchestra, is one of the seven wonders of the world. You have possibly seen David Band's bearded wonders, maybe you have seen Sousa's but we guarantee you have never seen one like the orchstra to be at the Dance If you don't believe it come and see. Pete Couch is in charge of the "invites" so you had better see him some time before, Mar. 30. Ruth Folkman is planning a lottery that promises to have plenty of excitement because she is trying to get the Sheriff to present the prize. Side shows, April Fool dances (etc.) will be no small factors in making the dance a real bear cat for surprises and fun. If you like to dance, if you like to laugh, if you like excitement then touch dad, smash the baby's bank, save your nickels or drop into a hock shop some night with dad's gold suspenders but get the idea Be THERE. BE IT RESOLVED Be it resolved : that from this date hence until Our candidate has won the beauty contest, by obtaining the most votes, which means subscriptions to the Acorn, that We do neither: eat candy, go to shows, (Except the Vaudeville) match pennies, warm radiators, skiff classes, sleep in assembly, or be guilty of any other misdemeanor in so far as it is within our power to control. (Signed) College, Seniors, Juniors, Sophomores. In These Ways We Serve You First by offering you only good clothes. Second by having them here in great variety for you to choose from. Third by giving competent help and suggestions in making your selections. Here you'll find everything smart and exclusive in men's wear. Society Brand suits and topcoats every one of them a model of correct style and fabric You should see them. FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 1923. You are in school for an education -GET IT We arc selling jewelery that makes people happy BUY IT J. S. LEWIS & CO. Jewelers Preserve the memories of happy school days with PHOTOGRAPHS Made By FRED C. RABE 416 24th Street jJiiiimuimiimiiiiiiiimiiiiimiiMiiiiiiiH: SEE 1 I BramwelPs I E FOR ALL SCHOOL AND OFFICEE SUPPLIES Greatest Assortment Best Prices in Ogden Tlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Eventually Paine & Hurst "Where the Women Trade" Why Not Now? 2469 Wash. 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