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Show PAGE FOUR COLLEGE VAUDEVILLE Cabarets and everything, here's the chance fur Weber fellows. Come all and bring al of your glasses and binoculars ; there are gonna be some clever shredded wheat dancers. Anyone who goes H. L. MILLER Hand Tailored Suits $45 and up Satisfaction guaranteed CLEANING REPAIRING PRESSING 2381 Hudson Ave. Phone 517-W OGDEN, UTAH ASK FOR PINEAPPLE BAR SHUPE WILLIAMS CANDY CO. Makers of PREFERRED CHOCOLATES Potted Plants Cut Flowers )c JTcrit Jsljop V. G. GILL, Prop. 420 Twenty-fifth Street Telephone 664 Ogden, Utah Clark's Better Shoes For the Whole Family CLARK'S SHOE STORE 2358 Washington Avenue iTF YOU want to know whether you are destined to be a JL success, you can easily find out; the test is simple; are von able to save money? If not, drop out, you will lose; you may think not, but you will lose as sure as fate, for the seed of success is not in you." -J. J. Hill. 6,000,000 members Building and Loan Association in United States. Assets over $2,890,764,621. START TODAY $ 3.00 paid monthly matures $1000.00 in 180 months. $ 6.00 paid monthly matures $2000.00 in 180 months. $15.00 paid monthly matures $5000.00 in 180 months. OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS Herbert E. Smith. President and Manager Oscar I Read, Vice President B. A. Fowler. Vice President David J. Wilson. Secretary and Legal Advisor Yv'm. F. Burton. Treasurer Directors: Dr. D. W. Henderson N. E. Ivcrson John Halls Hyrum Hokanson Executive Finance Committee: John Halls Dr. D. W. Henderson Hyrum Hokanson Federal Building & Loan Association 2374 Washington Avenue A Home Institution to 'Tan" or anything else instead of the College Vaudeville will need his head fixed, because it is going to be the biggest affair this quarter. BETTER ENGLISH WEEK With the passing of better English week, Weber students should be using better grammar, especially after listening to talks as given in our Devotionals and with the despersion of our main offenders as depicted in the following poem : Better English Week Within our Halls of Learning There chanced to stroll one day, Two desperate offenders Looking for better pay. Now one of these said persons Was "Heck," the other "Ain't." I chanced to hear them talking And I overheard this plaint "I'll wager, my last dollar," I heard one of them say, "That I will take more toll than you Before the first of May." But how the wager ended I'm not prepared to say, For along came Better English Week And chased them both away. Madge Campbell. One- four- seven-twelve-President Tracy sat erect in his chair. Tvvo-six-eleven-He was sure of it now. There was some gambling going on under his very nose down in room 1. Quietly he walked down the stairs. He was just in time. Out they came and down the hall to the bar room, where the bars were handed round. Mr. Poulter investigated and found that his blackboard had learned of a new game. What it's called nobody knows but it is said to consist of rival strokes and mysterious chalk marks. Sellers Cabinet turns kitchen miles into front porch smiles v v ' r $ I l s 9 j Sellers Mastercraft SELLERS KITCHEN CABINETS Jgden Furniture and Carpet Company A LETTER FROM "WINKS" Dear Sister Tanner: Last week the postman brought me a small piece of paper that entitled me to a package at the postoflice. When he handed it to me I had the same feeling go up my back that a baby gets when it is given its first rattle. At least the feeling that I think it gets. I knew the package was from the Domestic Science Department and as I couldn't get it until evening you' can imagine how busy my throat was swallowing the saliva the rest of the day as I dreamed of sinking my teeth in some good home-made fudge. Good candy in Germany is scarce as snowballs in Africa, so when a missionary knows he is going to receive a box from a Domestic Science department, his mind leaves misionary work entirely.It took me just one twelfth of the time to get to the postoffice as it did to try to explain to the custom officer that the box contained candy. I smacked my lips, rubbed my stomach, made motions with my hands as though stirring a pot and even tried to draw a chocolate on a piece of paper, but all to no avail. In desperation I opened the box and reluctantly gave him a piece. He took one bite, settled back comfortably in his chair and dreamed of eating a king's dinner in Paradise. I left the office without any more trouble. So far I've failed to find anything that makes a fellow more popular with other missionaries than a box of candy from home. It was surprising how many of them had left something in my room that they had to get. They swarmed around me like bees and I found for the first time that candy and vanishing cream were related. However I managed to save some and it has lasted until today. With regret in my heart I am eating the last piece now as I'm writing this letter nibbl ing a little at a time to make it last longer. I'm enjoying my missionary work immensely. I wouldn't trade the experiences I've had just the short time I've been here for anything. Please thank the girls who helped to make the candy for me. It was "Weunderbar. Your candy fiend, Llewelyn McKay. 'ACCUSED OF BEING SATISFIED WITH WHAT IS NOT BEST" So said Dr. Marshall, head of the English department of the University of Utah who spoke to the Weber students February 20. Prof. Marshall also said that a man showed his superior qua! ities by the language he uses. He further stated that the language is a habit and that the only way we can overcome these bad habits is to find a good one, and know when it is correct and then practice it. He also spoke on examination, stating that he didn't see why examinations are hated so. "If you know a thing, shouldn't you expect to be asked what you know ?" THIRTY-TWO SPEAKERS IN ONE DEVOTIONAL Yes, that's the truth. But I will say the speakers did not take up so very much time. This was the day all the bas ketball squad said their little say. It being the Monday after the victory over Box Elder, making Weber's place in the tournament sure. The school play was finished, and it was deemed necessary to have the complete cast of "Merely Mary Ann" talk in Assembly. Also the coaches. One of the main features of this part of the program was blushing. The "perfect lover" seemed to enjoy himself very much as did the clever little Cinderella and heiress sitting by him. THE WEBER HERALD WEBER TAKES LAST GAME OF DIVISION FROM DAVIS 33 TO 15 Weber took the last game ever to be played by the high school department of Weber on the Weber auditorium by a large score. Weber was handicaped with the loss of Halliday, who is suffering from a sprained ankle. Weber played her best brand of ball in the final period. Budge made the best score he has made this season scoring 17 out of the total 33 points. Lin ford played a good game for the Davis High. The score : Weber G. T. F. P. Couch, rf 4 0 0 8 Budge, If 5 13 7 17 Anderson, c 4 0 0 8 Hickman, rg 0 0 0 0 Price, lg 0 0 0 0 Parry, rf 0 0 0 0 Totals 13 13 7 33 Davis G. T. F. P. Underwood, rf 1 6 1.3 Hatch, rf 0 4 4 4 Holland, If 0 0 0 0 Webster, c 2 0 0 4 Moss, c 0 0 0 0 Lindford, rg 2 0 0 4 Page, If 0 0 0 0 Harvey, rg 0 0 0 0 Totals Referee, Maw. Umpire, Maughan. 5 10 5 15 WEBER COLLEGE DEFEATED BY SNOW NORMAL Thursday, February 22, Weber College was defeated at Ephraim by a large margin. The game was characterized by the good sportsmanship of the local fans who cheered the visiting team continually. The score was 56 to 11 for Snow Normal. The lineup was as follows : Weber Hill : R. F. Ririe L. F. Barnett .' .....L. F.-L. G Halverson C. Moore L. F.-C. Potts R. G. Snow Barton R. F. Bagley R. F. Blackmail R. F.-L.F. Peterson L. F. Hansen ...C. Armstrong ' R. G. Beal R. G. Harmon L. G. Referee Erickson.. SENIORS WIN TICKET CONTEST The "Merely Mary Ann' ticket contest, which closed Monday, February 19, was won by the seniors. With a total of two hundred seventy dollars' worth of tickets sold, they had quite a lead over the other classes. The college, acting together as one class, came second, with two hundred eighteen dollars ; the sophomores were third, with one hundred sixty dollars, and the juniors fourth, with one hundred forty-five. Althugh the seniors won, they had plenty of competition, and at times the final result was doubtful. First one class, and then another, was ahead, it was not known until the last minute that the seniors had won. The contest was held over a period of two weeks, and was a success. As a reward for winning, the seniors were allowed to place their numerals in the assembly hall, and were the honored guests at a dance given Friday, February 23, by the other three divisions. donfcdtottcriT -9 for Delicious Chocolates 2473 Washington Ave. (Continued from Page 1) HIGH SCHOOL DEBATORS WORKING HARD Each day the mails bring several letters to certain respectable students in the upper left hand corner of which are such notations as "Sheriff Benj. R. Harries," "Ogden City Jail," "State Prison" or "Burns' Detective Agency." No due alarm is meant, however, for they are only responses to our high school debaters, who are debating in about two weeks the subject Resolved, That Utah Should Establish a State Constabulary. These debators, Myra Wright, Rulon Beus, Athol Tribe and David Kennedy are diligently searching all avenues that may give some clue as to any information on our present police system. While our basketeers were playing the first game of ball at the tournament, these debators, seated in the spacious office of the Governor of Utah, were propounding questions which, it is said, even the Chief Executive could not answer. If they do not win their debates, those in charge say, it will not be because of their lack of interest in the subject. Mr. Wilkinson in commenting on the debators and and debates said "After all, that debator can generally make the most effective argument who has prepared the debate for himself. The high school debators, if they work sufficiently, have an excellent opportunity to make a record for themselves." Weber will probably meet Ogden High, Box Elder, Davis and Logan in debating. The state debating "tournament" will be held April 3-6, 1923. CHARACTERS FOR A FEATURE STORY Seen (or scene) at a dance : A boy in the latest long trousers with low cut vest, and the or dinary patent-leather dancing pumps; he seems to be able to sign up for every dance, and looks and plays the part of the "he-vamp" a la mode. A boy of the approved "mashy" type. When dancing he gazes heavenward with a pleased air and has a smile on his face which is supposed to denote that he is in the most profound state of bliss. The young flapper with that condescending look upon her face when she accepts a dance, and the almost whining note in her voice when she refuses. She seems self-content and satisfied. The boy who has been "learning how" since our earliest recollection. The tall slim young fellow not Van Tanner) who's too timid to ask, tho he knows how. The nervous young thing who is extremely preoccupied with "tucking in" the stray ends of her bobbed hair, (mannered according to fashion's latest dercee in hair styles). The popular girl, a permanent fixture of any dance hall. The unpreventable, large number of small children (not yet in their 'teens',) who overrun the dance hall. Their parents say they were brought because they "show such a marvelous aptitude for dancing." The necessary lady who thinks she is a 'reformer" and who gasps at each new strangle-hold imposed upon the victims while dancing. The usual "old gent" who loudly voices his wonders that a good dance such as a Virginia Reel may not be put on so that all" might dance. (He obviously thinks he is "all"). John Cragun. Coach Stevenson : "Now boys, show your metal." The proverbial bright student "Wonder if he means their gold teeth?" .n-.iiiii.li.i.iV "i ' nil i I (Continued from Fage 1) COLLEGE DEBATES cisions in debating are uncertain and sometimes surprising. Our debators hope to win and they have a good opportunity." The debators have been "putting in" long hours in preparation and the school is anxiously awaiting the combat. The judges for the debate have not yet been selected, but will be announced the early part of next week. (Continued from Page 1) WEBER TROUNCES OGDEN The game was played before a large crowd. In the history of the two schools, Weber has been defeated but 3 times, by Ogden. During the present season Weber won both games from this school. The first by a score of 25 to 22. The playing of Weber's men was superb, they displayed championship form. It would be hard to pick stars from Weber's team as they played with real team spirit. Smith played the best grade of ball for Ogden. The game was attended by the largest crowd in the history of Weber. The bleachers obtained from the Wasatch club for the stand helped to accomdate this large crowd. The bleachers around the side were also very convenient making it possible for every one to see every play. BEAR RIVER OUTCLASSED BY WEBER Weber won from Bear River at Tremonton Tuesday, February 13, by a score of 34 to 19. The Bear River team was completely outclassed by Weber, who took the lead early in the game and held it throughout. Weber was handicapped to a certain extent with the loss of Budge, who was in the school play that night. The Bear River team fought hard but could not put over a victory. Patronize our advertisers! That's what we do! A burst of enthusiasm struck the Editor and he chased himself to town and bought a dictionary, so now, fellow students, do not excuse any mistakes in spelling which appear in this paper in the future, they are unwarranted. Another example of how we patronized our advertisers was shown shortly after the last issue of the Herald appeared. In this issue was an article about "Chic" taking some masculine garb to the sewing room for repairs. Coach Stevenson had an accident with his so-called "pantaloons" and hied himself to the athletic room and they were duly sent to the sewing room to be stitched up. Whether or not they were mended we do not know, but this is an established fact, the fellows who -were to get them ran away and left Steve to his fate. What he did is still a question. THE SHEIK He was a desert chieftan bold, A Dempsey of the Nile. He stole a youthful maiden fair, And kept her for awhile. He swept her from her coal black steed As she sped across the sand ; And then in triumph brought her back, And rejoined his Arab band. He kept her in a prison camp And made her to obey ; But despite the fact, she loved him dear, And let him have his way. This fable has a moral, Though shortened as it is; Remember that your luck might be Quite different from his. So, boys, don't try your Sheik stuff On all girls that you see, For we're not all as foolish As that girl came to be. LaRue Cram. 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