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Ogden, Utah 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 ( 1 1 1 1 IJL; SEE I Bramwell's I : FOR ALL E SCHOOL AND OFFICE SUPPLIES Greatest Assortment U Best Prices in Ogden ff 1 1 1 1 1 1 M I i 1 1 m 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 ! ! 1 1 ! 1 1 i I M 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 H I iV y::ii:ii:im.iiMii.ii:rni.n'iM I I .rui r I I I I n.i:'! . 1 STATIONERY SODA AND j CANDY : ) ENSIGN DRUG CO. 1 333 Twenty-fourth Street Z Phone 623 I "iiiiMliiinliiC'irii.'i. I'iiiiii I'iMi: rii:r:l.:l '.lull. mini THE OLD-FASHIONED GARDEN "One summer's day I chanced to stray To a garden of flowers growing wild, It took me once more To the dear days of yore, To a spot where I loved as a child. There were the phlox, tall hollyhocks,Violets perfuming the air Frail eglantines, sky columbines And Marigolds everywhere." This gives the setting to the musical extravaganza to be presented at the College Auditorium Thursday evening, March 22. Over sixty students have been working overtime to make this one of the most beautiful offerings this year. Old melodies, ricli harmonies, quaint costumes, colorful settings, pretty lasses and gallant lads, and artistic dancing will certainly charm the large audience that is expected to be present. This musical offering will be presented to our parents and friends only upon invitation and only five hundred invitations will be issued. Students are urged to have parents come, they can remain away for once if, their fathers and mothers will come. There will be no admission charge, therefore the attendance must be limited. The affair is under the direction of W. H. Manning, "with Miss Mary Fisher who directs the stringed orchestra, and Miss Ruth Stevens who will direct the dancing. THE NEW QUARTER Weber College is successfully launched upon the spring quarter. All classes have been arranged and the students are again settling down to work. Even Edwin Woolley has taken industriously to his books as Madge is out in the county learning the "pedagogue trade." The High School classes have been lengthened ten minutes and the College classes shortened five minutes in order that both might run on the same schedule. Devotional for both High School and College is held twice a week at 11:30. Theology classes convene three times a week. The students 'who were out training last quarter are now back in school and twenty-five more have started training in the various schools of the city and county. The park will soon be ready to receive those who indulge in parkology but extra precautions have been taken against the demon, Spring Fever, who always swallows up students' ambitions about this time of year and leads them into green paths of idleness. WEBER DEFEATED BY THE GOLDEN RULE FIVE The Golden Rule five of the Wasatch Athletic Club showed some real class and defeated the Weber High baskcteers. ' Weber was defeated the second time of the season bythe Golden Rule team by a score of 33 to. 25. The speed of Ferguson and Watkins played a leading roll in the defeat of Weber. Anderson and Budge played good ball for Weber. At this time it must be remembered that the Golden Rule played Box Elder recently and defeated that team by the narrow margin of only three points. WEBER SECONDS AGAIN DEFEAT NORTH DAVIS A snappv game was played at North Davis Friday, Feb. 23. Although the Davisites displayed a better form of play, the young seconds lost by quite a margin. The final score was 46-22 Weber. The guarding of Vest and Price was good. MY FIRST DATE He would he there in a few minutes and I was all ready,, in fact I had been for a half an hour. My new high heeled shoes pinched my feet, and my face burned like a red hot stove. I had to be What caused Mighty Porter's and Alton Thomas' heavenward glances in Devotional the other day? We are glad to know that Launcelot (Olin Ririe) enjoyed his association.' with the cast (especially Alary Ann, Miss Josephine Rhees). Mr. Oborn has a delightful faculty for choosing appropriate selections for the morning teachers' meeting. When the victory of College over L. D. S. was announced he promptly played "Consolation," and when the President declared that a certain student would have to be invited to leave school, he chose "Thots of Home." Steve (in faculty meeting) I won't stand it any longer, I'll throw him out! So if you hear the door coining down you'll know . what's . happening.Mrs. Kohler Is that what was going on the last time it fell down ? Steve subsided. Professor Terry, (after explaining a problem to Claude Helm,) Now does that jar something loose?" -" .""..". Mr.-- Terry's favorite expression in the Calculus class when a student does a problem wrong is, "Not by a jug-ful". Our opinion is that this sounds rather bad coming" from a faculty member. It seems that in. said Calculus class Professor Terry airs some of his prize expressions, some of which are : "That ought to yield." "I went off on a pin hook." "That's pure and simple." "No if's and and's about it." Pres. Tracy was looking at a snap-shot in which' Claude Helm was embracing a , porch post. "Too bad," said Mr. Tracy," "but I guess that was the best you could get.' very careful not to wrinkle my dress which had been so nicely pressed. There I sat stiff as a board waiting patiently for Him to come. ' Now how should I greet him at the door? Should I say "Hello, Joe,,' or "Good evening, Mr. Blake". Should I say, "Will" you come in?" or should I assume that he would have that much sense. Should I take his hat, and would I have to introduce him to mother-and dad? I wished that they would all go into the kitchen and stay. Oh how embarrassing it was to have a date. I had practiced meeting him at the door every night for three weeks previously, for it had been just three weeks since he bad made the date. Ding, went the door bell. I jumped from my chair; -all the blood in my veins rushed to my head. My heart began to thump like the beating of a drum. It slipped a cog when T got about half way across the room and I let out a sigh of "Oh dear" which made my sister and brother, who were in the next room laugh out right. This brought me to my senses and I went right to the door and shouted, "Good night, I thought sure you were never .coming." - Scnith Allen. 'New saving of Chick's, "Glad to rlv to the good works," Irna's by-words: "I'm afraid I shall never make a successful flirt. Why the sly glances, smiles and blushes between Mr. Wilkin son and Elizabeth Seppich? GUESS WHAT? Chase Taylor is going to join the Pantages. Mr. Wilkinson What does terrible mean? Reuben Rhees Worse than awful. If the frequent usage of words has anthing to do with the adap tation of words, awful should be considered a standardized dic-tionarized expression in Ernie's first period English class. Hymns! Hymns! Mr. Manning stood up, baton in hand. FROWNS! "We will now sing " CONTINUED UNANIMOUS GROWNS AND SIGHS, ETC. "Far, far away on Judea's plains" and "Put your shoulder to the wheel." And so we did. SENTIMENTS OF SENTIMENTAL PEOPLE "Tell me not in mournful numbers'Bill Marriott. "Opportunity knocks but once" Sylvan Warner. "Only kiss me and I'll remember" Mable McGreggor. "Better fast than slow" Claude Helm. "Don't judge me by my relations" Larue Cram. "Call me back pal of mine" Leona Wilkinson. "When you have another's arms about you" Olin Ririe. Sieman, "Do you like indoor sports?" Ruth, "Yes. if they go home early." ROMEO AND JULIET COME TO LIFE A very interesting dramatization of the balcony scene from Shakespeare's "Romeo an d Juliet," took place by the French room the other day., A Sophomore damsel after ascending the few stairs arrived at the landing of the French room, seated herself on the railing and gazed down upon that popular senior known as Tom Hickman. She rose from her seat and extended her arms and cried: "Romeo! Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?" Mr. Hickman after displaying several frantic gestures, sang out, "Here am I, oh my Juliet, accept me I pray thee." Next spake the fair Juliet. "Thou art so tall and noble looking, oil my Romeo, I do accept three," and with outstretched arms she bent toward him. Our Romeo seized the railing, and pulling himself up, placed a kiss on his fair Juliet's eyebrow. lie then with tears of laughter and amid roars of merriment and glee, watched his Juliet blushing-Iv retreat into the French room. P.v L. R. C. I.indsav llubson and Chase Tavlor each received a package of gum as a reward for good behavior in Miss Noble's class. EX-SENATOR CHEZ ADDRESSED WEBER STUDENT BODY February 12, Ex-Senator Chez addressed the students on the Life of Abraham Lincoln." He illustrated his talk by relating many interesting incidents of this famous American's life. Prof. Poulter and Prof. Man ning each favored us with a patriotic song. FORMER BASKETBALL STAR SPEAKS AT WEBER The day of the final league bas ketball game, March second. Bishop Arthur Budge talked to the assembled Weber Student Body. At the conclusion of his speech the College appeared with their yelling student-body, and gave some yelling exhibitions. COLLEGE B. B. BOYS AT LOGAN The College basketball team rode the cushions of the U. I. C. to Logan on February 15th, to meet the fast B. Y. C. players. Nothing of importance happened till after the game, which ended with the score 37 to 18 in favor of the B. Y. C. locals. After the game the team broke all records for the mile and parked themselves in the Boosters' Inn. Plere a supper was served but not enjoyed, making all the boys sick. "Plumber's" liver and onions broke the fresh air for the crowd. At the hotel a private party was in action to the amusement of the team. At midnight Hill and Halverson raided the party and returned with a pitcher of dishwater. In settling up . with the hotel the next morning "Steve" encountered a telephone bill of 25c and after a thorough investiga tion and a confession "Plummer" admitted he had called a girl three or four times but she happened to live several miles from Logan, unknown to "Plummer," and could not see him. The boys being loyal to the College girls and their party had to return to Ogden on the 10:00 train. "EAT 'EM UP CLUB!" The girls of the "Eat 'Em Up Club" enjoyed a delightful after noon, February 22nd, at the home of their honor member and teacher, Mrs Kohler. The time was spent in games and music until about 6 o'clock when a delicious luncheon was served to the following: Mildred Brown, Mae McFar- land, Gladys Crandall, Irma Van Zweden, Coelin Ross and Marie Anderson. Regret was expressed that the other members were unable to attend on account of illness. After luncheon, the party jour neyed down town to a show and another perfect day came to a close in time for the girls to be safely home before the ringing of the curfew. SOMEBODY LAMENTS FOR THE EDITOR "I'm the Herald editor, my dreams are disturbed by misprints ; I am humiliated by my former school ma-ams who ask why I split an infinitive, or use a preposition with which to end a sentence. I am convicted of misquotations and statistics with too many innocent ciphers on the end but without me what would the students have to talk about or what news would they have to discuss or cuss, as the case might be." This mournful quotation was muttered Friday by the new editor of the school paper as he laboriously worked his way into the Herald staff room and won-deringlv stumbled over. His arms were overflowing with generously offered but worthless material, poems, articles and such. These were of little use 'to him and he fell headlong buried beneath the manuscripts. Helen Storey. THE MODERX MARKET j Wholesale and Retail I MliVTS AND GROCERIES Telephone 2200 2432 Washington Avenue For Sanitary Butter Try TheEconomy Butter Shop 2450 Washington Avenue Watson-Flygare Hardware Co. THE Winchester STORE WORLD'S STANDARD HARDWARE 2414 Washington Avenue Telephone 90 OGDEN, UTAH Silverware Sporting Goods GEO. A. LOWE CO. Ogden's BIG Hardware Store Paints ' Everything in Hardware OGDEN STEAM LAUNDRY CO. 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