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Show Page Four WEBER HERALD Good Light is Cheaper than Bad Eye Sight Buckle Electric Co. Electric Supplies and Fixtures a specialty 314, 24th St. Phone 973 James G. Larison, Mgr. Ogden City Floral Company GEO. SHARRATT, Propr. 413 Twenty-Fourth St. Office Phone 1603 Res. Phone 2878w "Flowers for all Occasions" HaveYouEver TriedNoodles If so you will try them again. If not, try them and you will eat them always. Matsuba Co. 24th3st. A GOODXPLACE TO TRADE New Spring Shoes are all in. We have everything you want, in all the latest styles LAST & THOMAS DEPARTMENT STORE he best shoe values are to be found in JONES SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. 24G1 Washington Ave, Ogden. SHOES FOR TtHE WHOLE FJIMILY THE atson-TannerClothingCo. The store where your dollar is always worth 100 cents to you "SEE US Bramwel! Book Extensive Books, Stationery, School 23G2 Washington Avenue. Cutlery, Tools, and Builders' Hardware WATSON & FLYGARE Hardware Co. MILITARY RIMS J. T. RUSHMER Lv-'JK ws in MP "ji g'asses- L'et us jpFnO0Di put them on p$C0i& C$f yours 5J lf 2464 Wash. Ave. Weber college Prepares you for life And you will never get more real joy in life, than in your association with us. The High School offers the best in any course, whether Commercial, Practical, or Intellectual, that is to be had in the state Watch our Qraduate He has a Reputation Ask your grocer for Blackmail & Griffin Co. Butter and Cheese, thus encouraging SCOVILLE PAPER CO. WHOLESALE AND LOTS O F I T FIRST" and Stationery Dealers ant! Office Supplies Phone 3G0 For an EASY SHAVE and a STYLISH CUT Come to the Reed Barber Shop Pure Nonsense ... "First time you've ever milked a cow, is it?" said Cy Brown to Jack Wright. "Wal, y'do it a durn sight bettern most city fellers do." "It seems to come natural somehow," said Jack,- flushing with pleasure, "I've had a good deal of practice with a fountain pen." Savage What is wind? Clarence Brown Wind when it gets in a hurry. Dixon to Bill Kasius: "Are you related to Pete Kasius?" "Very distantly," replied Bill; "He was me mother's first child I was th' sivlnteenth." A negro exhorter shouted to his audience:"Come up an' jine de army ob de Lord!" "Ise done jined," replied one woman."Whar d'yo' jine?" asked the exhorter."In de Baptis' church." , "WEy, chile," said he, "yo' ain't in dc army ob de Lord; yo's in de navy." PATRIOTISM ? The other night I went to the theater With a low brow friend And the orchestra played "Little Brown Jug" And he thought I! was the National Anthem, And he stood up And I did, too, Darn him I SHOE rost AfSAf SIDELIGHTS ON FRESHMEN If these jokes be rather stale, Set you down upon a rail, And think, and think, and think. Count your money o'er and o'er, How much did you spend in Bram-well's store, For paper, pen and ink, To send the reporter a little jest, To put right in with all the rest, To make your neighbor smile? WHY? Fresh Why does a man in the street car push the button with his thumb and a lady with her finger? Mighty Soph To ring the bell. THE FRESHMAN Oh, that I was what I would be, Then would I be what I am not, But what I am, I must be, And what I would be I cannot. FRESHMAN AMBITIONS Bob Newman To keep on the good side of the vice president. Frank R. To crack a smile. Beany B. To own a race track and six Fords. Bobby Wilk. To have a "steady." Elden Dye To be a dancing master.Carl Bullantyne To have a lay-back without using Mobile "E." Chas. Hank, why is kissing your girl like a bottle of olives? Hank Give it up. Chas. Because if you get one the rest come easy. You may know the fellow Who thinks he thinks he thinks, Or the fellow who thinks he knows; But find the fellow Who knows he thinks And you know the fellow who knows. You can always tell a Senior, but you can't tell him much. HOOKEY Here's to hookey and the son-of-a-gun Who's played the game and knows it's fun; Who sat in "Pan" or played pool all day, Nor thought of the school-house far away. Claud L. Mama, is there hay rum in this bottle? Mrs. L. Mercy, no, son. That's mucilage. Claud Oh! Perhaps that's the reason I van't get my hat off. Dixon They say that a man becomes morally weaker as the day wears on; less able to resist temptation.Doug L. Shouldn't wonder. You know it near Eve that Adam ate the apple. Low Shall I er pull down the blind? Mamie Well er that depends on where you are going to sit. And so the blind was pulled down. $4.00 to $9.00 A Pair CLARK'S 2358 Washington Ave. Lee L. and Russ, both recently wedded, were comparing the merits oi their wives. "Ah, yes," said Lee, who was still very much in love, "my little woman is an angel! . She couldn't tell a lie to save her life!" "Lucky guy!" said Russ, sighing, "my wife can tell a lie the minute I i get it out of my mouth j" "I say, mama," asked little Tommy, "do fairy tales always begin with 'Cnce upon a time'?" "No, dear, not always," replied mama; "they sametimes begin with, 'My love, I have been detained at the office again tonight.'" "Two Mormon boys went to school for the first time out in Utah," related Congressman J. Adam Bede, "and the teacher asked them their names. "John and William Smith," the boys replied. "Ah, then you are brothers! How old are you?" "Each ten years old, ma'am." "Indeed, then you are twins?" 'Please, ma'am," replied one, "only on our father's side." Theron J., our practical joker, called up the telephone operator and said: ."Hello, Central, give me heav en;" but that isn't what she gave him. MARTIN'S CASH GROCERY Most up-to-date stock. Lowest prices on bench. "If advertised we have it" School supplies and Candies. 740 24th St. Phone 537 Quality Electric Fixtures ELECTRIC SUPPLY CO. Phone 77 1 -w. B. Kristofferion. , Mgr. Opposite Alhambria Theatre Painless Dentists East side Washington, between 24th and 25th 2468 Washington Ave. THE CLASS '18 Will be needing Pins and Rings ,. It's time to order them now from a reliable local dealer J. S. LEWIS & CO. Jewelers Does it Pay To Back a School Paper We just know it does Our buyers are leaving for New York and they're going to buy lots of pretty things for you pretty girls PAINE & HURST SUITS MADE TO ORDER CLEANING, PRESSING, ALTERING and REPAIRING P. A. Vellinga 580, 24th Street I- home industry Crown |