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Show PAGE FOUR THE WEBER HERALD Thursday, November' 22, 1923. l S a GIVING YOU A LOT IN OVERCOATS You want a lot for your money; we want to give it. We're doing it too Hart Schaffher y Marx overcoats are priced to give you unusual value; best style; best fabrics and tailoring. Men's Union Suits In Ecru, Bleach, Random All d 1 en Per Sizes $1.50 Suit OGDEN, UTAH TT Knitting storK A STORE CHUCK FULL OF XMAS CHEER We are Never Undersold PAINE & HURST SERVICE AND QUALITY FIRST OUR policy is to please and we realize how im- possible this would be ! unless our product pleased. So we bend all of our efforts to produce the delightful confec- tions. Orplieum Candy Go. I Delightful (Tonfections When You Think of WATERPROOF HLTOPS For SKATING & SKIING Think of the ' ARMY & NAVY DEPT. STORE 2303 WASHINGTON AVE Christmas Gifts that benefit the giver as well as the receiver are indeed hard to find. We have them in great variety. Think of a fine PLAYER PIANO or a PHONOGRAPH Visit our new Temple of Music. Select your Xmas Gift now. Glen Bros.-Roberts Piano Co. 2546 Washington Avenue Weber College Buildings Don Purity Garb WILLIAM EXJOYS AIRY BREEZES After pondering loud ami lony for some few weeks the man in charge at last decided that the College buildings should have a thin surface of white applied to them. This momentous decision was put forth about eleven o'clock on a hot Wednesday. The proper instructions seasoned with council were yiven and the work commenced but still Superintendent Yisser prevailed upon his assistant to accept the job. Yes, Willing- William was the yoat again. Gus was kind enough to aid Bill in gathering in front of the building- necessary buckets, cans, ropes, ladders, hooks, brushes, bottles, scaffolds, etc. This accomplished, Gus became invisible and Bill proceeded. According- to instructions he put on three coats, a waistcoat, a top coat, and an overcoat. The sun was very hot but he calmly endured the slow roasting process. He was determined to carry out the superintendent's instructions and these required him to put on three coats. In the course of time the outer surface of the building 1 a lisrhter shade; some would call it almost white. Because of the artistic manner in which some certain spots took on a fresher look it was rumored around school that one of Utah's celebrated artists had been wielding the brush. The work was commenced at the northeast corner of the building, thence running south to another corner. At this point the general direction was west to the Seminary building, then south to the southeast corner of the building. The course was then changed to west and continued a number of feet. As the building left off here it was necessary to turn to the right and paint north. This completed the first decade's work no windows being broken. After a few days rest the work was resumed twenty five meters north of the southwest corner. By skilful maneuvers the south-west portion of the north west corner was completed in record time. An even strip on the north side now remained. But with added courage and renewed zeal the artist hurried on. By increasing his speed the painter was able to reach the place of beginning in one & one-half quarter seconds less than the former record time. In behalf of the school we thank this renowned spicier artist for the wonderful new whitewash complexion that he gave Weber. We have only one adverse criticism to offer. It is this: by the time the job was finished on the back part of the building, the front part showed signs of age and needed another coat. We would like to suggest a remedy for this defect. This remedy to be used in the twenty first century when it is planned to paint the buildings again. The only way by which we can overcome this difficulty is by supplying Bill with more speed. Speed is an essential element in being hasty. We would recommend that the painter train for this e-vent not less than six months ahead. To do this it would be necessary for his wife to curb his carnivorous appetite by demanding abstinance from meals for at least three times a day during the period of training. He should be taught at all times to live by faith alone, and not to depend on earthly things for his sustenance. In this way Bill would be trained down to Mercury-like slenderncss and would become a great runner. It would be necessary to build a scaffold connecting the front and back parts of the building- tog-ether. We suggest that at the next painting- Bill start in front, paint fifteen minutes, then run to the rear and do likewise. He should thus finish one side before the other side has had time to dry. In this way the garb of purity will be of the same shade of color throughout. Examination Schedule Tuesday, Nov. 27, IOL'3. All eight o'clock classes from 8 to 10. All nine o'clock classes from 10 to 12. All ten o'clock classes from 1 to 3. Wednesday, Nov. 28, 1923. All Theology classes from 8 to 10. All one o'clock classes from 10 to 12. All two o'clock classes from 1 to 3. O. H. S. SOPHOMORES The sophomores are going to organize a debating team; the tryouts to be conducted next week. From the contestants four debaters will be chosen, three to compose the team and one to act asalternate. GIRL'S ASSOCIATION The Girl's Association is now conducting a tag- week. They are working- to increase the membership of the Student Body. All those who hold Student Body tickets are tagged. Those without tags are accosted by the girls and persuaded to buy Student Body tickets. The boys are proving to be easy prey for the persuasive coeds. BASKET BALL The classes of the school have organized basket-ball teams which are wearing off the rough edges by practice. The inter-class meet will be conducted by coach Kapple in the very near future. The classes have evenly matched teams and we are all looking forward to some real games before the championship is won. T. N. T. ANNUAL The T. N. T. Club is planning to give an unusually attractive Christmas dance. One of the special features will be the scientific and brilliant illumination of the hall as planned by Professor Ber-rett. Since the tickets are to be limited all are requested to purchase as soon as they appear for sale. We regret to say that only T. N. T. boj'S will be privileged to escort T. N. T. girls to the dance. RIFLE TEAM The rifle team of the High School has accepted the challenge for a match with El Paso. Last year High defeated El Paso and will strive to do the same this year. As soon as all preliminary matters are settled the macth will begin. GAMMA KAPPA CLUB The Gamma Kappa Club of the High School plans to conduct a real lively assembly soon. The club will present a one act play and a vaudeville act. This act will be conducted by the celebrated musical artist Don Wake-held. We eagerly await the arrival of this assembly. THE FORUM The Forum conducted a debate recently, the question under discussion being, Compulsory arbitration. Principal Merrill acted as judge. He commended the club for its active work and expressed his belief that its aims and achievements were very worthy. TIGERS Handicapped and crippled the Ogden Eleven battled hard against the Davis High. With a fresh and superior team against us we were defeated. We can praise both the Tigers and Davis for playing the game in a Sportsmanlike way. Even thoug-h we lost the division championship Ave are not daunted. Next year we will come back stronger with a greater determination to win. Mr. Blaylock was rushing for his car when a pretty young woman stopped him. "Won't you please help the Working Girl's Home," she requested sweetly. "Certainly," replied our august faculty member, as he pulled out his watch, "I do not have much time though. How far away do they live?" STRAYS & PICKUPS Mr. Holton has prepared a neat grave in back of the gymnasium in which he is preparing- to plant the next person who rushes blithely into the bookstore and sweetly asks, "Have you any bananas today?" Mr. Holton states that he has already arranged for a verdict of accidental death, with the local coroner. It may interest some students to know that a professor of chemistry was burned, and was forced to stay out of school for a few weeks. We wish it understood that we are not wishing anyone any bad luck BUT SAME STUFF Mr. G. Raymond Poulter scems to be unduly interested in interviewing- one of the prospective members of the Acorn Staff. Now we really appreciate the conscientious efforts of our news reporters, but aren't you overdoing it just a little, Ray? Not mentioning any names, but several people (entirely masculine) have applied to the Herald Staff for the name and address of thebe-yew-tiful damzul who wore the paper skirt at the Freshman Party recently. We are not able to supply this information ourselves, but we respectfully refer eager seekers to Mr. Slim Hales. (We're not curious, but we just wonder, did they want to borrow the skirt? ?????) Mrs. Winsor: "My husband is a deceitful wretch." Mrs. Tanner: "What in the world makes you think that?" Mrs. Winsor: "Last night he pretended to believe me when he knew I was lying to him." "Old Clubfoot' In the State of old Wyoming, In a Democratic year, Lived a grizzly in the rockies And his his'try you shall hear Great in years but small in body For his eyes stuck from his head. One could count his ribs as easy As though long he had .been dead. Long had Club Foot been accustomed On the best of flesh to feed, When the hills in game a- bounded; Now he was in direst need. Slowly walked he up the mountains 'Mong the autumn leaves so red, On a path both steep and rocky, By his gnawing- stomach led. But his limbs were weak and weary So he leaned against a tree, And he long and loudly panted; Then behind he chanced to see. There he thought he saw a g-rizzly, (But himself it proved to be.) Then he began a mighty struggle Underneath that maple tree. Clubfoot, turning, reached the other, And he seized him by the tail But that grizzly grabbed him also; Made him give a mighty wail. Thought he, "I have ne'er been conquered," As he shed a blinding tear, "Surely this must be the devil For my heart begins to fear." Long and fearful was the struggle, But it finally came to end, For such vicious bites as those were Bear endurance could not stand. Loss of blood had made him dizzy And he fell upon the ground, Where his life blood, slowly ebbing, Ran from every gaping wound. Then it was that he discovered.That no foe of his was there; That himself had been his slayer. It was not another bear. Learn this lesson from old Clubfoot When bowed down by life's deep woes, They are not another's doing, We're our own most deadly foes. SOONER CLUB NEWS Great things we have accomplished:1. A victory in the Snow College-Weber game. 2. A holidav on Armistice Day. Our Mottoes. After every meal. L. R. Good to the last drop. E. G. Do it now. N. G. Best bv test. G. L. Better three times a dav. S. S. S." Take one on retiring. N. R. Gov. Mabey stands for the same standards as the Sooner club. SOPH NOTES "Did you say cats"? "Yes we're going to have a big feed soon. Absolutely-a real banquet." We Soph's have launched the big drive for library books. Next year will see the Class '24 library established. Come thru with those books Sophomores. As to our ability as public speakers one need only look at the record of "24." in the Jas. L. Barker extempo contest every first place. With this record for a past what honors will the future bestow?We have strong contenders entering the Grant Oratorical contest so we expect to carry off the laurels again. MORE OF IT The other day we saw Ruth Brewer madly dashing down the hall, beaming joyously, We could not decide what was the cause of the extreme joy until Devotional time, then we saw Chuck Taylor seated in the audience, with a brand new moustache. Good Stuff, Ruth. EDUCATION WEEK IS OBSERVED AT WEBER (Continued from Page 1) not swell up when something is said about his state then something is wrong with that man. "Some men are as big as the nation, they have the interest of the entire country at heart. Such men experience thrill when they hear 'O My America.' "We cannot realize the greatness of America until we are deprived of it. If we sweep away the powers of government what have we left? Terrible conditions prevail where there is no governmental authority. There is no protection of life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness." President Wilson then explained the conditions prevalent in Mexico during the border warfare. He explained how at the advance of bandit troops the officers of the law fled and left the people without protection. Then Brigand's at will pillaged the homes of the Americans. They were not punished for these crimes for there was no government. This illustrates that nothing good or worthwhile can survive where there is no government. Continuing, President Wilson said, "Where there is no govern m e n t there is no school there is no church there is no safety. "Let our Chests swell out when we hear 'O My America.' We cannot be proud e-nough of this great country of ours. We cannot consecrate too much to the standards and honors of America. "There is no document more marvelous than the consti-of the United States. It is marvelous that this constitution framed in four months should stand the test of 14G years with only nineteen a-mendmcnts, especially when it has had to meet the many diversities of this nation. We are not entitled to liberty until the sanctity of the constitution is imbedded in our hearts. We must keep it sacred. We must not claim liberty or pursue happiness until we tread on the right of others. "We must grow in our reverence for this great document. We must not tolerate any infringment of it. "We Latter-day Saints have a special reason why we should be loyal to the constitution. 'We believe in being-subject to kings, rulers, presidents, magistrates in obeying, the law.' The church will honor us if we honor the laws under which we live. "No man can be a good man who is not willing- to bear his share in the govern ment. "The rights and privileges guaranteed us by the government obligates us to honor the constitution." jc Everything for Ladies and Babies Furnishings $ I KIMONO HOUSE I x Corner 24th and Grant Ave. Ogden, Utah & THOS. YOUNG SIGN CO. jr SIGNS KIps I WASHINGTON MARKET f A. M. MILLER, Prop. g 2472 Washington Avenue i'10"6 $ Our New Plant is Entirely Finished We Invite Your Inspection Ogden Baking Company COME OVER TO THE COLLEGE) INN FOR LUNCH HAM SANDWICHES HOT DOGS SWEET SHOP 24th and Jefferson SALISBURY TAMALES Meet Me Bareheaded NORMAN SIMS 25th St. at Wash. Ave. ROSS and JACK LUNCH ROOM DELICIOUS BUTTER-KIST POP CORN ECONOMY BUTTER-KIST POPCORN At the Economy Butter Shop See Us First" Watson-Tanner Clothing Co. 372 Twenty-fourth Street Xmas Cards Ready j MAKE SELECTION OF PERSONAL CARDS AT ONCE ASSORTMENT GREATEST IN THE CITY. . REASONABLE PRICES BRAMWELL'S ! I Watson-Flygare Hardware Company I The WINCHESTER Store g World's Standard Hardware S R 2414 Washington Ave. :: Telephone 90 & OGDEN, UTAH O. A. PARMLEY, Mgr. TELEPHONE 175 tjbcit tccim ICaunbry Company DRY CLEANERS & DYERS 437 Twenty-Fifth Street OGDEN, UTAH 12 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ) 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 c 1 1 1 j 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 r i e i ; 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 r 1 1 1 j m THE LITTLE SWEET SHOP : We all have a sweet tooth, Why not satisfy with truth. We invite you to come, Mother, daughter, with your n son- We make candies daily, :z Good, Fresh, and Sanitary. 1 THE LITTLE SWEET SHOP 1 JOHN BOCKOS, Manager j i 1 1 r 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 1 i I i 1 1 1 :t 1 1 1 1 1 1 J 1 1 1 1 j 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 M 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 TT |