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Show DECEMBER 8, 1961 SIGNPOST Page 3 n List Music Furnished By Stewart Grow By Jon Jensen The Snowball is coming up tonight, and all of you that don't have tickets can buy them at the door of the U.B. tonight. Music will be furnished by Stewart Grow and his orchestra. Sale Will Continue Tickets for the car will continue up to the time of the dance. It seems that a rebel on campus has the gods of Sigma and Phoenix mixed up. Frank Cos-tello and Mickey Cohen Were not gamblers; they were bootleggers. We of Phoenix will pray that the wrath of our heno Maverik will not strike them down. . Finals For Bus. Mgr. Phoenix is brateful to have two of its members in the finals for the office of Business Manager. We wish them both luck; they are Gerald Lyngren and Val Par-riah. I hope everyone got out and voted. If The Shoe Fits . A thought for today: Mockery is often poverty of wit. Sydney Gynt IV Party Ends In First Aid Course By Paulette Uchenstein "She flies through the air With the greatest of class, she missed the toboggan and lit on-the ice?" Results of the Sigma vs. Sharmea toboggan party: Sharmea over Sigma with a bruise and broken ( ? ) , a stiff ankle, a cut head, a bitten tongue, and oodles of ice cream for the A.P.T. Our thanks to the Sigma Family for those special 'sober' hours. Victorious Again The Pink Ladies came out on top again last week over the Sailors in Volleyball. That's three down and one to go. New Officers We are sporting two new club officers since Criddle and Parrish left for greener pastures; they are Beverly Steed, Sec. and Gloria Blamiers, Hist. Congrats ladies. Our letter to Santa: Dear St. Nick, Realizing you are very busy, It is with hesitancy w write this letter, but feel it is for a very good cause. Please could you get O'Brion wit of Ward No. 7? Quarter Finals Initiates Change By Lloyd Kelly With fall quarter almost over, the idea of "mind over parties" must be observed. Cramming a tew minutes for the lost hours will provide this last week with much agony and torment. Change of Scene Droopy eyes and messed up hair will decorate our ivy campus as pep pills become our only diet. The Men of Excels are trying hard to maintain our high grade point average, despite the crazy efforts of the girls from O. T., L. D., and one from Sharmea. A Few Kind Words Will Carolyn Davis please leave our bashful redhead alone, he is a nice boy. Courage and good luck to a brave Betty Ann Nord on her conquest of Snowball Queen. Let's all support Phoenix's traditional Snowball tonight. The Birdmen's ball should provide a lot of fun if Kent Van De Graff could and would do the twist. A Slight Drawback The grapevine news says that Phoenix chopped wagon will be given away as a doior prize, but the engine and other accessories may be purchased at very reasonable rates. I Wonder if it is really true that Excels and Sigmas great float was sold and will be seen in the Rose Bowl Parade. Later, Alfred E V Later- -at the Snowball. Bon Nuit, Lady Lightstone Frosh Prove To Be Good Sports By Nona Valdez Freshman members were officially initiated last Saturday night with ian all-night party which included a kangaroo court, some riotous skits, lots of food, and very little sleep. The sophomores would like to thank the pledges for being such good sports and showing what a great bunch of girls they are. Everyone dragged themselves home Sunday morning, tired, but with that close feeling of sisterhood all clubs try to achieve. Due To Other Circumstances Sorry to disappoint those who thought I was engaged, but a se cret crush on Dr. Smart prevents any other entanglements. I would just like to say, Marian you certainly didn't waste any time "getting even". Don't forget the Snowball Dance tonight. Highlights of the evening will be a car as the grand door prize and the crowning of one of our L.D. girls as Snowball Queen. Shrike Featured Outstanding Cast The "Shrilte" an outstanding play showed the excellence of the college drama department. A good job of "type-casting" was done with psychiatric patients Dennis Read, Mike Valentine, and El-wood Curtis, not to mention big bad Max Brown. A fine representation from the men's clubs. Early Christmas List We've already been busy planning our Christmas presents; we-re giving O.T. a quiver full of arrows: rubber-tipped of course- Merry Christmas And Happy Hangover By Marilyn Cress Since this is the last paper of the quarter, may I extend to the enire student body a very Merry Christmas and hope you will all return to school with plently of new vigor and a hangover from the "spirit" displayed at New Ifear's parties. T. K. members gathered together for a fun time last Friday. However, the singing didn't turn ut sw well, because no one would admit they knew the songs. However, a number of gang fights & looting did make the evening quite successful. Why Start Now? With final tests fast coming upon us, we find many T.K. members removing the dust from their books and opening .them for the first time. Well, better late than never. Despite a Noticeable Lack Someone told us it takes a great deal of coordination, skill and stamina to be a top notch team. Despite a lack lof all these items, we still came out on top in volleyball and beat L.D.S. Surprise. Snowball Conclude Quarter Ending the quarter in a burst of glory is Phoenix as they present the Snowball. Congratulations to all the girls named candidates for queen. Good luck to the basketball team as they venture on their whirlwind tour of the country. NURSES BAKE SALE To sponsore a Sophomore nurse to Detroit at the Spring convention, the nurses are having a bake sale December 9 from 6:30 to 9 a.m. at the Dee Hospital. According To Darwin's Theory By Chris Nelson For the past several weeks I have been preparing an enchanting little dissertation on positrons of the Group VII electron configurations for this space but decided it would be very in appropriate since it has nothing to do with smoking in the U.B. There-1 fore I shall pursue a much duller train of .thought which I am sure will have a more universal appeal. Congrats To Offer As a regular feature I have congratulations to offer. This week's go to Excels for winning the coveted Ambrose Fricket Trophy for selling the most tickets to the alumni game. Also our "hardiest" go to DaNece Newey who was chosen "Miss Utah Hayseed of 1962" at the 4-H convention in Chicago last week. New Frosh Officers I'd also like to recognize Dina Downs and Marilyn Toomer, our new freshman officers and Coleen Nylander, Weber's new hunkering champ. She beat Skinny Johnson's (who is noted for sitting on his heels) record of 4 hrs. 13 min. 11.03 sec. by 2 min. 3.04 sec. L.D. phonebooth stuffing record is still unchallenged' on this campus, how ever. Be sure to come to Phoenix's Snowball tonight. Word has it that they are throwing in 3 cans of dog food with the "sports car" to keep it running. Pres. Kent Van De Gnaff when asked why they never put the top up, refused tocomment. Want Part Time Work? For all students interested in part time work, there are many jobs available on and off campus. On the bulletin board at the South end of building 1 are listed openings in several different occupations.All students, who desire part time work, must fill out new employment cards each quarter because all of the files will be emptied this quarter. The cards may be filled out in Mr. Mecham's office. For any further information contact Mr. Mecham or Linda Grange in Room 143. The bookstore will start buying used books Monday December 11. They will pay 55 of new price for good used books that will be used winter quarter. All others vvDl be bought for the .used book company at prices they quote. $ |