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Show Page 2 SIGNPOST December 11, 1959 EDITORIAL flo Reoognitioi After asking five or more prominent Ogden businessmen and civic organizations to sponsor a banquet for the Weber College ICAC Championship football team, the Board of Control finally gave up in disgust and appropriated $100 for this purpose. When contacted by a member of the Board, one of the community's leaders asked "Why should we give them a banquet." "Has anyone ever done this before." Paradoxical Statement This is a very paradoxical statement considering the fact last year's high school state champions were treated to at least seven large dinners and feted like conquering heroes. Weber College wins its first championship in the history of a conference that covers two states. They win two of their intersectional games and a mighty "year" goes up from the Ogden populace. I hope that someday the great white fathers wake up to the fact that conference championship teams can give more publicity to this area than all the literature the "peers" can distribute. The Signpost Student Union Building.! Phone Weber College Ext 262 Editor Bob Wood Associate Editor .. LeRoy Yorgason Associate Editor Patti Meikle Business Manager Gary Olsen Society Editor - Susan Brown Sports Editor : John Hale Exchange Editor Frances Carr Office Manager Joyce Eldredge Reporters Dennis Dahl, Brent Wilcox, Kathy Kittock, Bonnie Fondren, Barbara Blanchard, Dale Hamblin, Karen Olsen, Shannon Reyns, John Thorne, John Hutchinson, Bonnie Talty, Joan Swanki, Betty Ballard, Norman Bramble and Eloise McQuown. The Weber College Signpost is the official news publication of the Associated Students of Weber College and is published weekly. for... 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Then there was the health teacher who reminded her students ev ery day for a year, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, an onion a day keeps everybody away." Remember the dull witted English teacher who despised fingernail polish and the girl sitting in the second row who painted her nails every day in his class? One day after examining her nails closely he remarked, "I can't tell if she has painted her nails or has just been cleaning chickens." Absent Minded Prof. Every school has an absent Calendar Offered by Downtown Ogden Firm A new calenlar put out by the downtown Western Auto Store features Weber College's basketball team and is free for the asking.The large calendar has a picture of the present team at the top and a schedule of the home and away games beneath it. In view of this, the year hangs suspended . . . by two staples on 12 sheets of paper. Western Auto has joined the support of Weber's program by the businesses of the Ogden area, with this calendar and requests the support of the people to come in their store and ask for a free calendar. Recently, Paramount Milk has also promoted Weber by printing a picture of a wildcat and the schedule of games on their milk cartons. legislation Times Ready Winter quarter registration for Weber College students will begin December 17 and continue to December 1!). Registration will be conducted in the Technical Education Building, which is located on the northeast corner of the upper campus. Sophomores will register first followed by freshmen. Registration for new and former students will be on December 11). It is particularly stressed that all students have an appointment to register. These will be issued at the Registrar's Office on the following days: Sophomores Sophomores pick up their cards on Wednesday, December 9, from K to 3 p.m., and Thursday, December 10, from 10 to 11 a.m. Freshmen pick up their cards on Thursday, December 1(1, 10 to 4 p.m., and Friday, December 11, from 1 to .3 p.m. An appointment will be mailed to new incoming and former stu dents upon receipt of application for admission. Students transferring from another college must submit an application. Obtain Slip If any change in registration is found necessary, the student must obtain a change slip at the Registrar's Office. He must take the change slip for his adviser's signature, and return to Registrar's Office where changes will be made. No changes should be made after the first week of instructions, and no changes are permitted after the second week. In the event a change is made the second week, there is a charge of 00c for each change. If a student registers for a class and does not attend, or if he discontinues a class, he will be regarded as having failed the course unless registration is properly changed at the Registrar's Office. All students must have appointment cards to register. minded math teacher but the one who held up a piece of chalk day after day and asked the students if they could see through it (meaning the math problem acutally) really took the cake. It a student raised his hand and seemed confused then the teacher would say "now just watch the board and I'll go through it!" Then after all the questions had been answered he would say, "Johnny go to that corner and do number one, Sally do number two in this corner, the rest of you do it in your seats and if you need paper I'll pass it." L.O.P.H. Always there's a marriage counselor. This particular teacher taught French, Spanish and German. He explained that if the girls didn't chase the boys down they would be L.O.P.H. meaning, "left on pop's hands." And finally there was the disgusted algebra teacher who demonstrated his problem solving techniques by saying, "The first thing to do is to get the '1' out of here!" So we see that teachers do get into ruts, but why worry, we've known that for a long time. There Is a Difference Ivy & Continental Cut Shoes At the . . -since tw 2473 Wash. Blvd. you 11 be a Living Doll in our D j T) exclusively at 7 mm fa where careerist and scholarar get the most for their doll . . . ( |