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Show SIGNPOST Page 3 Club News April 1, 1960 ces Retire A Cub Club Reporters-In Training Miss Brown By Susan Brown Sharmea ended Winter Quarter with a dance and is starting Spring Quarter with many activities. Thanks to everyone for support and especially to the "Hansum Fee-nix Mnn" for the dance and also the party after the talent show on Wednesday. ( Would anyone be interested in buying 180 yards of cheese cloth?) Congratulations to Bob Allred and Shanna Morgan who are Mr. and Miss Collegiate of the Collegiate Prom. Commenting on Talent Show, I'd say that some hobo performers found some interesting places and designs for patches. No offense boys, in the using of your vests but we figured that odds have it that at least two of your members will be going the "bum way." Marilyn Stevens was in charge of our entry with Charlene Crouch doing the choreography. The gymnastic type girls gathered their strength behind the wild arm of Cheryl Parry to beat the Squaws last week in the opening baseball game of W.I. A. Some members even managed to start their suntans. Assembly chairman Charlene Car Csafs Top Cccts Over Ceczts Made to Look Like New With Crouch is busy making plans for our assembly next month. If everyone isn't out of town on a tour the script won't have to be changed again. Finishing 3 Convenient Locations to Serve You 1165 Patterson Mt. Ogden Plaza 2451 Harrison 2S98 Wash. Blvd. S & H Green Slam ps S & II Green Stamps DRY CLEANERS Elections Encourage Excitement Flash, the food stores are having a sale in honor of O.T., Pig Dinners $.35. Go get 'em girls they are extra specials for officers. Speaking of elections, the organized men's club on campus no further comment needed elected their truly outstanding officers to keep up the tradition. We would like to congratulate the men Jack Min-noch, president; K ei t h Cottle, vice president; Raleigh Jensen, secretary; Benny Mendoza, treasurer; and Cliff the babbler, Samuels, sgt. of arms. In all probability Sigma and L.D. had a party after the talent show. It developed into quite a party with the La Dianeaties saying their customary 150 "I am neat" before bedtime; then writing their missionaries; rearranging their Phoenix and "E" pins; consuming all the food and then leaving us the dishes got up and went home. Good -Hunting, Fredrick lds Fraternity j Teacher Tips Speakers I 4 J Elects Officers Officers for the girls and boys chapters of Lambda Delta Sigma were announced at the Election Banquet March 24. Paul Child emceed the event which was held at Ma's and Pa's. Leading the men's activities of 1960-61 are Ross Wangsgard, president; Lynn Mitton, vice president; Jim Christensen, secretary; Ron Ken-drick, treasurer. The women's activities will be under the direction of Joyce Nussbaum, president ; Lois Germer,vice-president; Joyce Burnett, secretary; Bon-' Humor in the lecture keeps the audience awake reports Kathy Morgan, reporter for the Corsair, a paper for the Santa Monica City College. Sheldon M. Hayden, a well known lecturer and speech instructor for this institution leaves his class each day with cheerful thought. "The object of a speech is to drive home the point, not the audience." "A - chip on the shoulder usually indicates wood higher up." nie Talty, treasurer. These officers will workco-operatively in planning at least six parties a quarter plus firesides and other extra cumcular events. "A speech, to be immortal, doesn't have to be eternal." Then there was the tune he was upstaged during a ballroom lecture : by a cockroach. The audience stared fascinated at the beast crawling ' across the floor. "I've had audiences walk out on me but never crawl out," he groaned and recaptured ) his audience immediately. I His parting shot: the minister who . I preached on the evils of alcohol. "If I had all the whiskey in the county, ': I'd pour it in yon river," he cried; "yea, if I had all the whisky in the state, I'd throw it all into the river." I "Now for our closing hymn we'll sing 'Shall We Gather at the River'." Mr. White Sun, Sparklers, Schemes - Spring Spring is here! La de da . . . Nine more months and Christmas will be here. Spring is a season to fear and dread. What is there to look forward to in spring marriage that's a pretty poor substitute for living. Have you noticed the many girls sporting fancy new sparklers? Someone should tell these mis-guided dolls that are victims of an "easy way out" scheme. You say spring is a time of a budding beauty and flowers. Flowers attract bugs, and bugs bite. Besides that flowers cause hay fever. 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