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Show Page 4 TEJWmSTTE Weber Cagers Gain Honors in Kansas Weber's Wildcats are the eleventh ranking Junior Basketball team in the nation according to NJCAA ratings, derived from tournament standings held at Hutchinson, Kansas last week. The Wildcats lost their first game to a red-hot Ventura college of California, that connected for an amazing 92 of their shots during the first half of the game. Weber finished the tournament with a one won and two lost record. Tyler, Texas walked off with top honors in the tournament that saw sixteen evenly matched teams battling for the championship. The Wildcats placed two men, Bill Hull and Bob Harbertson, on the northern division I.C.A.C., all-star squad. Glen Ashby placed on the second squad while Don Dins-dale and Larry Woods gained honorable mention. A Box Seat Behind First By Adrian Howell Where to sit while watching a baseball game? Down the first base line, naturally. That's right, the most popular choice of baseball fans is a box seat behind first base. If your finances don't fall in the box seat bracket, the sun seats the bleachers are second best. It may be true that from reserved seats in the grandstand a better overall view of the game can be obtained, but in the box seats and bleachers, the players and action stands out in detail. Besides a closer view the box seat fan is in position to catch the bits of banter tossed back and forth between the players, sometimes too much so. When the game gets rough and the language rougher, as was the case in the world series between the famous Gas House gang from St. Louis and Mickey Cochrane's Detroit Tigers, a box seat is no place for a lady. Outside of prices the chief drawback of box seats is the constant danger from foul drives. Even an alert fan will sometimes get one in the kisser, not always improving his love for the game. That's the guy I'm laying for," muttered the hen as the farmer crossed the yard. STUDENTS!! "Spring Is Here . . . And So Are We! !" 39,h AGAIN! "h N IT'S M 'DAIRY D r QUEEN I v TIME' E I R ... Delicious D Ilmmmm! Q A T L SUNDAES O E MALTS N SPECIALS R CONES B ? HOME-BULK J", A V D DIPS D (AH Flavors) Two Convenient Drive-Inns Serving You! Shows Good Form Eighteen-year-old Juana Cunnington, displaying neat early season form, is battling for a berth on Weber's baseball squad. "Just in ease the draft hits too hard," Juana explained. Possessing an arm that never gets sore, speed to burn, draft exempt, and before mentioned, good form, Juana should be an attraetive addition to the team. With shortstop her favorite position, Weber high's ex-vice president admits she has pitched "a little". , "Know what the ceiling said to the four walls-" "Nope." "Hold, me up, boys, I'm plastered."Here's to the stork, A most valuable bird That inhabits the residential districts.He doesn't sing tunes Nor yield any plumes, But he helps out the vital statistics.HAREM-SCAREM A sultan at odds with his harem, Thought of a way he could scarem, He caught him a mouse, Set it loose in the house, Thus starting the first harem- scarem. Scott AFB Broadcaster It's A Big Evening . . . if you climax it with a delicious meal or tempting sandwich at Ogden's most attractive and comfortable Cafe. Stop in too, for delightful fountain Specialties. Try our thick malted milks or famous banana splits. SIGNPOST The Doctor was in a gay mood. "I know a woman 78 years old who had twins," he told the class. "But, doctor, isn't that biologically impossible?" "This was 50 years ago, when she was 28." Yes tooth and consequences, the physician's work fills six feet of ground, but the dentist's work fills an acher. You try to write No ink will trickle; Put pen in pocket, And instantly it'll. "Daughter, you tell that marine to take his arm from around your waist." "Tell him yourself, pa. He's a total stranger to me." CHARLIE KALANI IS SHOWING FINE POLISH AS MIT CAREER PROGRESSES Red Taylor The A.A.U. boxing tournament finishes in Salt Lake City this week Charlie Kalani is defending his heavyweight title. Many of the students at Weber will remember Charlie from his fights last year when he .lost a close decision to 6 foot 3 inch Ed Sanders of Compton college in the J.C.A.A. tournament, held at Weber late last year. In the meantime Charlie has improved very much and won the Ogden Golden Gloves heavyweight championship in January. He was also the last Utah man-f to taste defeat in the Chicago tournament last month. For his height, and pound for pound, Charlie has upset some very good boys, namely Jack Nelson, who fought the semi-windup on the Irish Bob Murray-Harry "Kid" Matthews card in Madison Square Garden last month. Of course Nelson didn't last long with the Hawaiian puncher, as Kalani put him to sleep in one of the fastest knockouts in Utah Golden Glove history. It took him all of one punch, and the clock stopped at 16 seconds of the first round. Meets Nelson Again Kalani met Jack Nelson again a month later and this time it went all the way, but Nelson had more respect for Charlie's sleep inducing left, and wouldn't slug it out with him. These two boys met again in the A.A.U. at Salt Lake, and Charlie lost a decision to Nelson after eliminating the rest of the heavyweights that entered the tournament.Charlie Not Only Weber Boxer Of course Charlie Kalani isn't the only boxer Weber has, and in case many of you guys and gals noticed a couple of boys with black eyes last week, I'll guarantee that they didn't get them in debate class isn't that right, Dick? Of course you should be interested in the rest of the team: Dick Rich-V ards, Clive "Stinkey" Winters, Tub-ber Okuda, and Carl Hassell. Phoenix should be proud of their two boys, Dick and Clive, as they had a good time in the Arco, Idaho Junior College tournament. I also hope your club funds hold out to feed them, because they only 'got steaks to eat up north in the cold country. Before closing we would like to wish a speedy recovery to Hugh Jacobs, who has been out of boxing this year. We hope to see him in action when he defends his title next year. Shadow Boxing, Yes Shadow Baseball? You've heard of "shadow" boxing but have you ever heard of shadow baseball or track? That is about what the practice amounted to for a few days while the coaching staff was away to Kansas. There are four sets of keys to the equipment rooms and they were all four in Hutchinson, Kansas, during the first few days of the quarter. "The baseball practice," according to Adrian Howell, "went ahead fairly well, considering we had neither balls nor bats." Joe: "Why didn't you laugh at the Captain's jokes last night?" Jim: "Didn't have to I'm transferring Friday." (Me 24th Street at Kiesel OPEN 7:30 A. M. to 12:30 A. M. Daily Except Sunday Friday, March 30, 1951 W.A.A. Underway With Spring Sports This Friday will close the winter activities of girls basketball and squash. The squash results are as follows: 1st place La Dianaeda, Sharmea second, Chanodo third, and Iota fourth. Chanodo and L.D. started off the spring activities last Friday with.' softball. Although neither of the teams had had too much practice, it turned out to be a pretty good game. La Dianaeda won 14-8. This afternoon at 2 p.m., Sharmea will play Otyokwa, while L.D. tests Tiki in basketball. At 3 p.m. Iota and Chanodo will also play a soft-ball game. April Foolish Then there was the rubber tree that quit producing for Goodyear because it was all "tired out." Some day a pair of thread-bare Levis will tear and put an end to the world. Ftz. Hubert K. Stone, 38, of New York, was slugged and robbed of $85 who said that rolling stones gathers no moss? Bl Idiot oommg I like tulips in the garden, I like tulips in the park; But the tulips I like the best, Are your tulips in the dark. A lovely girl with red hair entered the car and sat down beside the youth. You (edging away); "I must not get too close or I shall catch fire." Girl: "Don't be alarmed; greenwood never catches fire." "Who introduced you to your wife?" 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