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Show November 24, 1954 SIGNPOST Page 3 The Anything Goes 1 Don't Swing That Ax! By Sig Pont The other day I received a pathetic letter from one of my steady readers, a frustrated turkey. It being Thanksgiving time, he seemed to be very worried about his personal welfare. Since I am noted for my ability to worm out of things, this turkey turned to me for advice. His letter went like this: Dear Sigpont's, Being of sound mind and body, I am very anxious to stay that way. The human race has an unfortunate custom, especially for turkeys. I appreciate the fact that people are thankful for turkeys, but must they show their gratitude by eating us? I realize that a turkey's head is not too valuable, but to a turkey it holds great sentimental attachment. For this reason I am writing you for advice on how to obtain an iron neck, a bullet-proof vest, a pair of track shoes. Please help me to escape a horrible fate. A frustrated turkey. I heard a song once that said, "Be kind to your fine feathered friends," and being a firm believer in music, I will try to carry out his request.- An Iron Neck This turkey's first request was an iron neck which can't be dented by an ax. Now this particular turkey was in the Marine Corps, so he already has a leather neck. I refer him to Mr. Gray in the chemistry department to find some substance that will change leather to iron. His next, request was for abullet-proof vest, which would be effective against any type of armory. To fulfill this request, I refer him to the Orchid Corset Shop (this is a paid political announcement) where I understand they I BIG VALUES I FOR THE MODERN MOTHER-TO-BE j Imacine a Town Suit Made to Perfection j " For Such a Tiny Price! i It's Made of 6-ply Faille Jacket and Contrast Skirt. j Colors Beige with Black Cut-Out Skirt and j - Powder Blue with Navy Skirt.' j Sizes 10 -18. Sell for ONLY $7.95 Many More Styles to Select From at Only $7.95 j STORK SET Maternity Shop j 458 - 24th Street We Also Have a Complete Line of Slips Half Slips j Panties Nightgowns and Pajama's. j AT PRICES YOU CAN AFFORD Do You Know? You cart buy Gas cheaper at our Self Serve than at Slim Olsons. Get Hip and SAVE. Why can we carry merchandise that can stop anything. Third Request As for the pair of track shoes, the turkey's third request, I doubt if they will be of much use to him if the other two methods fail. However, I will make possible the loan of Marilyn Arnold's baseball cleats if that will help. I hope, Mr. Turkey, that this help I have given you will have your neck on Thanksgiving Day, but if not I guarantee a bouquet of flowers in your remembrance (as a centerpiece for my table). I have composed a bit of witticism for all turkey-eaters, and hope you will take heed. If you eat a turkey leg Now think of this, please do, If a turkey weighed just ten times more, He'd probably chew on you. A Child Is BARBARA ROBERTS "For unto us, a child "is born." The inspiring story behind these words will be relived in music, narration, and tableau Sunday, December 12 in two separate performances.After a few years of absence, Roland Parry's Christmas Oratorio, "A Child Is Born" will be presented again in the Ogden High School auditorium as a Christmas present to the community from Weber College and it's alumni. The first performance will be at do this? Self owned and Operated Come in and feel at home We're all HEBER JACOBS SERVICE 36th & Harrison Blvd. "The Little Man With the Oil Can" Sharmea Greetings to all the new additions to the clubs! We "Pink Ladies" of Sharmea added these 28 new energetic pledges at our Acceptance Tea, Nov. 14, at LaRita's in North Ogden. Sharon Larison, Sharon Harris, Edith Harris, Donna Cook, Arlene Hinton, Betty Elmer, JoAnn Allen, Beverly Coleman, Cozette Myers, Deanne Rasmussen, Karlene Olsen, Pat Carr, Marianne Johns, Joyce Mortenson, Lois Hussman, Carol Wheeler, Laurene Crouch, Shirley Thomas, Carolyn Handley, Connie Chugg, Shyrel Larsen, Madelyn Hancock, Carol Haines, Carolyn Zinn, Arnell Swenson, Marilyn Dearden, Colleen Greenwell, Carolyn Clark. These pledges are really on the ball and have elected Edith Harris as their president; Joyce Morten-son, vice president; Sharon Larison, secretary; and Carol Wheeler, inter-club representative. The best substitute for experience is being 16. Born" Cast 6:30 p.m. and the second one will be at 9:00 p.m. Admission is by free tickets and tickets may be purchased at the President's office M the college, Glen - Brothers Music Company, J. C. Penney store, or at Walgreen Drug Store. Seven Choirs The singers, dressed in robes and costumes, will form seven different choirs, distantly placed from each other. This formation makes the presentation very unique and outstanding. The narrator will be Thatcher Allred and the approximate 125 participants include, the College Choir; the College "Gleemen ", directed by Glen L. Hansen; the College "Musettes", directed by J. Clair Anderson; Weber College Community Orchestra; -and choir of community singers. J. Clair Anderson is featured at the organ. Soloists School soloist will be; Albert Clark, Joan Van Wagner, Heber Jentzsch, Janet Erickson, Hal Stephens, Zach Stephens and Lynn Gwyther. The featured alumni soloists will be Jennings Olson, Art Stokes, Elwood Johnston, Jack Larsen, Kathleen Belnap and Don Becker. "I feel that we will have the best performance this year," quoted Mr. Parry, "because the music has been expanded and our participating amateur and professional artists have special talent." Women Dumb? Men may be more intelligent than women, but you never see a woman marrying a dumb man because of his shape. Weberites. Otyokwa The Squaws say how and a heap mighty welcome to our new papooses. To these new Indian maidens we wish to express our fondest hopes for a successful year together in Otyokwa. We are certainly happy to welcome the following girls, who will join with us in our many activities this year. Maxine Sommers, Colleen King, Sharon Wallace, Gayle Froerer, Mary Jo Giles, Sharyl Wright, Barbara Sorensen, Ruth-marie Clark, Pat Olson, Janet Hadley, Joyce Wheelwright, Jo Ann Taylor, Use Jean Hull, Joy Maxfield, Carol Hunter, Kay Knight, Betty Konold, Helen Star-ley, Karen Butters, Kay Ellsworth, Pat Penrod, Farrell Anderson, Elaine Clark, Bunny Lund, Sandy Lower, Nancy Neville, Carma Fackrell, Lorraine Corey, Joyce Rookhyzen, Rozanne Geary, Joan Van Wagoner, Dixie Jabbs, Donna Gibbs, Mary Lou Randall, Colleen Howes and Joan Hillis. In U. S. Colleges Bermuda Shorts Given Once Over By Miami Paper By Associated Collegiate Press The case of the "unsanforized pants" to quote a phrase from thd Miami .Hurricane, is losing with the approach of winter. One unbiased boy" claims that "Boys i like to look at girls' legs, but do , trifle likp in lnnk at hov's lees?"; The Hurricane says "Why can men with their boney, hairy legs go around campus in colorful Bermudas while the more shapely cosmopolitan misses aren't allowed to wear them?" At Cornell University, freshmen panty raiders got a cold reception when coeds poured ice water on the frosh from their dormitory windows. Chalk up another one for the Great American Midwest, home of McCarthy and Jenner and Dirk-sen, home of the lady who said Robin Hood was a Communist and should be stricken from our books, home of the harassment of great institutions like the University of Chicago and Ohio Scate by state loyalty commissions and of the attack on Girl Scouts by the big, bad American Legion. New Swim-Dance Class After her gay dance around the gym we looked down on the floor and there in a heap was all that was left of Nancy Sanders, j Yes, her watch and her shoes. But then, what to the wondering eye should appear, but Nancy, and in her eve was a tear. In fact she I was wet all over! i Somebody goofed! Next time Nancy, don't go to your dancing, class in the swimming pool! ! CONGRATS TO . . Watson Tanner's Student of the Week Gary Peterson jC'VVwl Phoenix Of interest in this week's news was the dreadful meeting following the second rush. What a meeting!One week from tonight we are having our annual acceptance party. This is following the selection of pledges and is one of the red letter days for members and pledges alike. We of Phoenix sincerely hope that every Freshman on the campus got the club of his choice. Club life is a very important part of your activities here at WC. Best of luck men. L. D. Thanksgiving and Christmas came early this year for those who attended L. D.'s recond rush party. The reason for this was a progressive dinner which represented all the special holdiays of the year. Barbara Robert's neighbors are how positive she is a crazy mixed-up kid who wouldn't, with a visit from Santa, Christmas carols, and a Christmas tree being seen and heard coming from her house two months ahead of time. The suspense of two months of rushing was climaxed on November 14, at our Acceptance Tea, when thirty-two new sailors joined the USSLD crew. The new crewmen are Sharon Allen, Delor-es Anderson, Greta Barton, Connie Berlin, Jeanette Bieler, Marilyn Bott, Mary Bunderson, Sharyl Burnet, Janice Christensen, La Von Clifton, Sherma Craven, Carol Critchlow, Lois East, Sharon Farr, Joan Forsgren, Lu Ann Frost, Kay Giles, Ann Gleason, Elaine Gray, Carol Harris, Reve Henderson, Ann Holmstrom, Lyle Ann Hunt. Carma Johnson, Janice Larsen, Louise Last, Annette May-cock, Mary Lou Palmer, Joan Rees, Genial Snarr, . Marianne Wood and Antoinette Wyatt. SOUTH OGDEN CLEANERS 3912 Washington Blvd. QUALITY CLEANING OF ALL TYPES "Cash and Carry Discount" We Give "S & II" Green Stamps Reason for Choice: President of A. M. S. President of Phi Rho Pi Leader in many activities. We would like Gary to stop in at our store and select a $5.00 sport shirt as his award. WATS OH CLOTHING CO. |