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Show FROM THE EDITOR'S DESK Ciofis Add iany Obligations Sunday, the four girls' social clubs will each welcome nearly CO new pledges at widely separated acceptance teas. Besides an exciting afternoon and the surprise everyone will receive when the frosh gals accept their bids, a large group cf college students will be' accepting' a great deal of extra responsibility. Being a member of any group has its share of responsibility. Naturally, you are expected to attend meetings, even though you may be inconvenienced. At Weber, the freshmen pledges in each club choose officers and they, as well as the majority of the junior members are required to sponsor and direct some special activities for the whole group. Parties and other club-sponsored activities must be supported by everyone, including intramurals, songfest, talent show and assemblies. Just stop and think about it and realize the responsibilities that go with membership before you join. If you don't feel you can go all the way, don't join a club. It will only result in unhappiness for you and lower the standing of the club. Bulletin Board Es Busy Spot One of the many functional features of our campus which has proved to be of interest to most everyone at Weber is the Club bulletin board in the north end of Building I. Each club, both social and professional, is responsible for their section. Recently, there have been some very clever decorations on the board, especially by the girls' clubs, Lambda Delta Sigma, Whip and Home Economics Clubs. A significant policy of sportsmanship can also be noted on the board. After assemblies, dances and other individual club functions, letters of congratulations and best wishes are posted that have been received from other clubs. Remember to watch the board. It is not only a way to post notices and contact people, but a clever and colorful school service. SIGNPOST BI-WEKKLY PUBLICATION ASSOCIATED STUDENTS OF WEBER COLLEGE 523 Building 4 Phone Weber College 4-3491 Signpost Extension 232 OGDEN, UTAH Editor Sharon Larison Office Manager Jim Freston Sports Editor Jose Scarbenni Club Editor Sharon Harris Advertising Karl Anderson Photography Ted Olsen Reporters Lynette Richards, Tom Quinn, Joan Forsgren, Marge Sudweeks, Kent Berg, Larry Tomlinson, Carole Wheeler, Tom Jones, Kay Giles, and George Mead. ! I SKI EQUIPMENT CLEARANCE at The SPORTS SHOP 3059 Harrison Excellent Selection Save Up To 50 . . . OPEN 'TIL SEVEN . . . Clamdigging?! iovernmg Body ONE QUINN'S OPINION Traditional 'John and files' Story 5 5 By TOM QUINN Thanksgiving's a big "day. Mainly 'cause we get Thursday and Friday off the treadmill, but it's supposed to be because of those original wetbacks the Pilgrims. The time, December, 1620; the scene, aboard the Mayflower somewhere in the Atlantic. The sea is heavy and conditions (particularly of the stomach) are unsettled. Miles Standish and John Alden (those two stalwart Britishers) are on deck. Miles (at the rail): Barfff!!! John (same place): Barff!!!! (splat!) Miles: I say, old boy. would you please stand downwind a little more ? John: Terribly sorry, Miles. By jove, that one did really splatter a bit, eh what? (chuckle) Here let me catch that bit on your eye. Miles: Decent of you to offer, old boy. but I can manage. Gads, if I'd known the weather would be as fierce as this, I'd never have tried to cross the Thames this time of year. John: Thames?!?! Oh, I say, old man, the joke is on you! This isn't the ferry boat across the Thames. We're sailing for America. Miles: America? Really! Haw, that is a good one. Ho, ho. I thought we were taking an extraordinary length of time. America eh? Blazes-!! I just remembered why I was supposed to be taking the ferry. General Typewriter Co. XMAS SPECIAL New Portables $5.00 Down Rebuilt Uprights SS.OO Down 23.fi KIESEL AVE. PHONE 3-1443 John: Oh? Nothing pressing, I trust, old chap. Miles: It was my wife. She'd cut an artery while cleaning some fish, and I was going for a doctor. John: Beastly luck, beastly. Do you think she's dead yet? Miles: Oh, I imagine, quite. It's been two months now you know. It is a shame. John: Eh, what is? Miles: I do so like fish. (A sailor, who has been working in . the rigging above them, suddenly plummets past and falls into the sea.) John: Rather clumsy, eh what. Miles: Surly, too. Didn't even say, "Good morning" or "By your leave!" John: Should we ask him if he needs any help, old chap? Miles (sternly): Certainly notl We haven't even been introduced. John: Quite right, quite right. Miles: I say, isn't that the captain coming on deck? John: Righto. Really an excellent seaman. He can sail anywhere, never gets lost. Has the instinct of a homing pigeon, and all that rot. Captain: Gentlvon, ve iss lost!, Miles: Lost! Tch, tch. Are you quite sure? Capt: Ya vel. I must haf take a vong turn at the Azores. (Suddenly, with a crunch, grach, sleech, and a thromp, the ship stops sudden- ly.) Capt. Gentlvon. ve iss found. Vel-come to Plymouth Rock! SStS it pa Mas B r e i-or rooo ssies Food sales at Weber College will be resumed by student groups in the near future under the following conditions set down by the Administrative Council: 1. Food sales bo limited to: Hot dogs, potato chipsj cup cakes, candy, sandwiches, soft drinks. 2. These sales must be scheduled for at least a month in advance with Mrs. Gregory. .'!. Sales to be held every other week on Wednesdays or Thursdays from 1 1 ::'.( to 1 p. m. in First and Third buildings. 4. Permit Blank to be obtained from the Dean of Women's office in triplicate with the required information.A copy to be given to each of the following at least three days before the sale: Mr. Baddly, Mrs. Cal-ton, Mrs. Gregory. 5. That the rules for handling food and health precautions, rules for the use of the kitchen and refrigerator, rules for the use of physical facilities and clean up as specified by Mr. Baddley and Mrs. Tribe be strictly adhered to. 0. That optimum sales such as the debate tourneys and any other time when groups are invited to our campus for a full day or longer, be conducted by the Whip Club and if they need any assistance to ask for this from the A. W. S. and A. M. S. organizations. BE SURE TO VOTE FOR FROSH CLASS OFFICERS TODAY Weber Office Supply Co. 2432 Wash. Blvd. Portable Typewriters ROYAL SMITH-CORONA REMINGTON $9.95 down. Up to 18 mo. to pay Lay-away for Christmas Give a LME Cedar Chesty . i LIFE As Little as Sfl IW a Week v 7T J ir - - ane Chests asjfnvjisj- the perfect gift for the one you love. WHAT A LAUGH A competitor in last issue inferred that "CUT RATES" (that's me, I guess) Mere dishing out poor quality products. DuPont testing service and Utah State Chemist Department lists our regular gas at 2 octane. All the rest of our products are made by major oil companies. By the way, Phillips Premium, Conoco and Ilavelon oils are 5c off per quart on a drain at HEBER JACOBS HEBER JAGi "THE LITTLE MAN WITH THE OIL CAN." 3603 HARRISON BLVD. OGDEN, UTAH 0 y |