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Show Friday, January 24, 1947 Page 2 WEBER COLLEGE SIGNPOST The Signpost Most Democratic College Newspaper in the United States Editorial Office-402 Moench Building Published Semi-Monthly by the Students of Weber College Associated CoIle6iate Press Editor Howard E. Wright Phone 2-0447 BustiiM Mjcnoyer Robert H. Odenthal Phone 2-0447 Front Page Editorial Page Society Page , Sports Page Copy Editors Howard E. Wright Lowell Manfull . Janice Ooodway J. R. Allred . Dolores Moon Don Simmons Darlene Medell Phil Tunks Oap Ricks Don Simmons Hess K. Nelson C. Wilson Fred Rabe College Reporter Political Writer Asst. Bus. Mgr. 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Now that grades are out and it's obvious that no student at Weber college neea worry any longer about such trivial matters as making his teachers realize that underneath it all he's a genius, we turn our attention to the social side of college life. Are you popular? Do people look to you for leadership? Are you always surrounded by friends? Do you stand out? If not, follow our advice and in no time at all you'll stand out way out! Be Different If someone of lesser importance than you (namely, anyone else) makes a suggestion or statement disagree. Always argue a point and be different from the rest of the crowd. This will keep you from sinking into obscurity and make people notice you. Don't speak to people unless they speak to you first. Always tell others all the bad things you've heard people say about them. Tell everything you know. If the truth isn't vivid enough to suit you stretch it. Too many facts are dull anyway. People like someone who can carry on an intelligent conversation so always talk about yourself. Yes, you, too, can be popular and it's all very simple. When you find out how it's done let us know, will you? And Now Then there's the absent-minded professor who discharged the dog and took the cook for an airing: Lit his hair and combed his cigar:Set a trap for the baby and played with the mice: Tipped his students and flunked the door man: Fed the mosquitoes crumbs and slapped at the robins: Always said his prayers when he Wanted: Someone To Read This Wanted: Sure-fire method for sleeping in class without getting caught. Ken S. Wanted: Portable heater or automatic "hot foot" to warm my frozen toes. Loraine Olson. Wanted: Silencer to put on the front door of the West Central building so it won't bang quite so loud. Frightened Co-ed. Wanted: A little more help when we have to push. Guys who get stuck. Wanted: Some way to make three hours pass quicker. Lab students.Wanted: Full-length mirror in the "men's lounge." Steady customer. Wanted: More room so we can dance in the C. I. Juke-box patrons. Dial 2-2347 Buffet Potato Chips CREAM Popularity By MUDDLE entered the theater and left the church for a smoke between the acts: Kissed his crimson flannels and packed his wife in moth balls. Pilfered. Most auto accidents occur on Saturday and Sunday; it's a great life if you don't weekend. Daffynitions College The land of the midnight sons. Teacher A person who swore he would starve before teaching and has been doing both ever since. Telephone operator One whose job is neither a trade nor a profession it's a calling. Good perfume The kind that holds you smell-bound. Bad perfume Rankincense. Pedestrian A married man who owns a car. Caterpillar An uphol stered worm. Conceit A form of I-strain. Divorce The future tense of marriage. Recitation In moments controversial, My perception is quite fine: I always see both points of view The one that's wrong, and mine. Lifted. In closing we're reminded once more of the absent-minaed professor who wanted to write a letter so he embraced his pen, took his wife in hand, wrinkled a stamp, and thoughtfully licked his brow. AMEN It Takes a Lot To Keep Them By Don Perry Stanley Mallory did not believe too much in New Year's resolutions. Like a lot of his college friends, he was inclined to think that it was foolish, to make make resolutions and then perhaps in a day, a week, or two weeks, depending on how strong your good intentions, to forget all about having made them. But knowing as he did that we all have room for improvement and that a fellow can not get ahead unless he improves himself, he decided that perhaps he should make one and stick with it in spite of all, come H or high water. That evening, not wanting to be boastful about it, he wrote in his private diary: "Be it resolved that I, Stanley Mallory, on this first day of January, 1947, will hence forth in no way let Parties, Movies, etc., interfere with my studies.' Stan felt a sense of inner satisfac tion and personal advancement as he repeated this over to himself and closed the book. With dances and parties out of the way he could look forward to, well, maybe even A's next quarter. Whistling merri ly, he started on his way to school. Til Stan, going to the movies this afternoon?" "No, Fred, I've made a made a made a date with the dentist." "Darn," Stan thought, that is a good movie this afternoon, and I intended to see it. Maybe I could go during my study hour; they don't know I made a What am I thinking about? Of course I'm going to study in spite of in spite of, "Hi, Stan, going to the dance tonight?" "No Bob, I've " "What?' "Sure I'm going, I was just kid ding." Morning found one page missing from Stan Mallory's diary. Next day: "Hi Stan, made any New Year's resolutions?" "Naw, never did believe in them. It's foolish to to, aw what's the use?' Moral: "Let your resolutions be backed by the inescapable force of friendly admonition. Steve's Office Supply Fountain I Pen I I Headquarters 416 - 24th Street I Netvs of the Nation By Nelson A new gun, made by the Chrysler corp., shoots a 240 pound shell for a distance of 27 miles. This gun can be put into action in five minutes. Vets get homes: Barracks of Japanese internment camp at Mana-zer, Calif., has been sold to veterans for $333.13. From this they have enough material to build a home. Los Angeles: Two persons were killed and three injured when two cars collided in a fog near Camp endelton Calif. The dead are a navy nurse and a marine sergeant. The fog held up train schedules and involved literally hundreds of cars in minor smashups. The shipping business was held at a standstill. Baby Earl Everington was buried quietly one afternoon: the reason, starvation. His veteran father, at the time, was out looking for a job and had been looking for six months. The time it took to deprive the baby of its life. A man on trial for manslaughter was sentenced to support the children of the man he killed. To the ten children he will give a monthly income to aid in their support until 1961. The story remains that the defendant is well satisfied with his sentence. Another hotel fire in Pennsylvania is said to be the cause of a careless smoker. Action struck Brigham City, Utah when Box Elder County Sheriff, Warren W. Hyde received a phone call from the Burley police to be on the look-out for Edison Russell Womack, armed bandit who was reported to be heading toward Tre-monton, Utah. The catch was made at Tremonton by the sheriff and his two deputies Ed Sylvester and Leo Cottam. The United States has cut the Chinese occupation army to 12,000. 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