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Show THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1923. THE WEBER HERALD PAGE THREE We all know why Wealtha is unusually happy about once a week. Leon is coming down for the week end. JiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiimmiiiMiiMi 1 SEE I Bramwell's 1 FOR ALL IE SCHOOL AND OFFICEe SUPPLIES Greatest Assortment E Best Prices in Ogden 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I JF. When your sweet tooth says, Ice Cream your wisdom tooth says, "BANNER" We Freeze to Please Banner Ice Cream Co. Ogden, Utah You are in school for an education GET IT We are selling jewelery that makes people happy BUY IT J. S. LEWIS & CO. Jewelers Eventually Paine & Hurst "Where the Women Trade" Why Not Now? 2469 Wash. Ave. ASK FOR SWEET SIXTEEN CHOCOLATES Hot Tamales Hot Chili Chicken Sandwiches Chop Suey HUDSON NOODLE PARLORS 2437 Hudson Ave. Tel. 941 JNiiiiimiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiimiiiie CrownPainless Dentists 1 : 2468 Washington Ave. E : Phone 549 E liiiiiiiiimiiiiiimimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmr; Kerns AMERICA'S QUEEN OF SHEBA APPEARS In choosing- the queen for the college there were many things to consider. After consideration, we found that our queen possessed all of the necessary qualities. Romeo in speaking of Juliet expresses our sentiment when he says, "O, she doth teach the torches to burn brightly! It seems she hangs upon the check of night like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear. Beauty is too rich for use, for earth too dear ! So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows, as yonder lady o'er her fellows shows." VONDA FOR QUEEN Claude Helm, Campaign Mgr., Rayomnd Poulter, Campaign Sec. SENIOR QUEEN This piece is written for all those who think they are going to put in as the Beauty Queen someone else other than Ella Auffhammer. To begin this convincing article, you could not vote for any other Beauty Contestant except Ella and have a clear conscience. For in your mind there is not the least doubt but that Ella is the most beautiful girl among the chosen few. Ella is a sweet, dainty, petite, brunette we find industriously working for the benefit of the school. She is very popular and takes part in all elevating activities.Now as we are about to cast our votes let us also cast a glance and see not the Queen of France (?), nor Pete's "frau", nor Rul-on's "cherie," but the Seniors' choice, the prettiest girl in the school. Signed, Senior Campaign Mgr. Peace be with everyone until the ordeal has passed. (Theor-deal-the granting of graduation petitions.) Bro. Blaylock : "Where did you ditch Bill, Hazel?" Hazel Bingham (late for history) "I didn't see him this noon." Mr. Blaylock: "Well, they say love is blind." Lost: A silver engraved Ever-sharp pencil. Return to person whose name is found engraved on it. Grant Lofgreen. Williams Music Co. 2215 Washington Avenue Ogden, Utah Phone 503 EVERYTHING IN MUSIC AND MUSICAL MERCHANDISE Sellers Cabinet turns kitchen miles into front porch smiles SELLERS KITCHEN CABINETS Ogden Furniture and Carpet Company ' " Sellers Mastercraft t TEN LITTLE COLLEGE BOYS Ten little College boys went out to dine, Brownie choked his little self and that left only nine. Nine little college boys were studying very late, Bill over-thought himself and then there were but eight. Eight little college boys were traveling on to heaven, Claude said he'd stay here and that left only seven. Seven little college boys running through the sticks, Ririe scratched his little legs and then there were but six. Six little college boys learning how to dive, Plumber struck a sand bar and that left only five. Five little college boys were going out the door, A Ford ran over Francis M. and then there were but four. Four little college boys singing all with glee, Manning captured Raymond P. and that left only three. Three little college boys dressed in haircuts new, Val. Johansen smiled at one and then there were but two. Two little college boys were chewing Spearmint Gum, Floyd Barnett swallowed his and that left only one. One little college boy coming all alone, Bowman got married and then there were none. Heeza Liar, Detective. EMPTY Elma Taylor, in typewriting, in answer to Mrs. Kohler's roll call: "Yes, I'm prepared." A student's hackneyed question.Why are Reed Wright and Mode Wright such frequent visitors at Weber? An authentic answer: Refer to Delia Marshall and Velma Holmes respectively. Cupid will have to work faster because of the order that everyone must be out of the school by 4:30. It hardly seems that our august faculty understands.The Red Flame Fern Davidson.Who is Thelma Durrant's guardian angel? Chick Crawshaw was giving the lesson in Mrs. Kohler's the-oloev class. He was discussing the subject of angels. He said, in classification, "Angels are of two kinds: the spirits and those we see once in a while." Students are wondering and waiting and then wondering some more who Tom Hickman's next crush will be. This momentous question is keeping many a sweet young thing from pulling down A's, so rumor has it. Mr. Winsor: "I am going to give you some questions to look up for a test which we will have either tomorrow or next day You will get the answers from reading the text book." Devorah : "Good, on which page." An Acorn in every student's hands. A DRESS AT WEBHER CALL HEDGE P. S. Dead i cated 2 misster Poulther. Press-i-dent Aaron (Erin, errin') Tray-C, Fell-0 Stewdents & Frends : These remenicements of this skool of Webber: I. Never be4 hav eye bin in a skool with such skool spirits ? II. Never be4 hav eye bin in such a tremblee kondition as when Mr. Bleylock kalled on me 2 prey the 1st day. II. Never be4 did i no wot mister Taylor tot me : "this skool is home-U-genyus while other skools are heter-O-genyus." IV. Never be4 did i no that Willyum Man-ning cood dance the hula nor preech a good sermon until i atendead the glee club. V. Never be4 did eye no Missus Tanner cood make such good "eats" until I visited her cooking class. VI. Never be4 did eye no that Seizer lived 58 yeres be4 C. until Dr. Lynn wus mi Latin Teacher. VII. Never be4 did eye know wot devotion wuz until I atend-ede the first devoshunul. VIII. Never befour did eye no such Folkmans, Newmanns, Dur-rants, Parrys, or Jensens until I new Ruth, Maybell, Thelma, Lucille, and Norma. IX. Never be4 dide eye rioe that Abe Lincoln preeched the adres at Chickencoope Onion until I had Mr. Poulter. X. In Conslooshun eye wunt 2 sey that eye cood go on like thise foreverr butt, time is limitedd and i hav a grate worke 2 dew be4 the son set sew i wille clothes by saying Weber has 'em all Beet. Sined, Me, (Murtel Mac bride.) P. S. APRIL FULL 2 U. Maybelle N : "I saw Ruth Folk-man this A. M. and she looked pretty " Norma J : "Did you ever see her when she didn't?" Maybelle: "Say, Miss Jensen, I was going to say, pretty green ! She had on a green sweater, eyes, and green head walking with Lewis and Carl Green. Robbery ! Robbery ! Robbery ! The standing place down at the farthest end of the hall by the office has been taken away from Ed. Williams and Thelma Shurtliff. Who are the guilty ones? Leonard Stiemle and Marjory Minnoch. A few days ago in one of Mr. Taylor's history classes Cupie Green was caught eating a piece of candy in class. This was very annoying. At last the students and especially the teacher could not stand the trial any longer so Lewis was commanded to go over to the store and get enough for the whole class. Poor Lewis. Moral Never go to class with any candy if you haven't enough for all. Wanted a new editor for the Herald during one issue. Why? So we can get things back on our noble editor, for he does not suffer anything about him to get passed his censure. It wouldn't be so bad but the rest of the staff has to suffer. Anyone can put in something about them. Oh, you editor, we're going to get you yet. The Staff. FIVE BENEFITS OF MR. WILKINSON'S ABSENCE FOR DEBATE 1. Gives Ruth, Elma, Myrtle, good experience in the gentle art of teaching. 2. Helps the domestic science department. (Raid said place.) 3. Helps the janitor. (Litter up place.) 4. Helps Van in developing his oratorical powers. (Talks always) 5. Helps the students to appreciate debating. (Like Mr. Wilkinson to leave) A MARCEL WAVE Vanity is the cause of many of our little individual pecularities. When we refrain from eating candy and other sweets because it adds to our weight ; when we squeeze our number five foot into a number three shoe; and when we faithfully apply creams and wrinkle removers each night what except vanity would lead us to such extreme measures? It is that feeling of vanity that causes us, whom nature has slighted, to try to acquire a peaches and cream" complexion by artificial means; and it is that same feeling which prompts us, who are not blest with curly hair, to substitute a marcel wave. I cannot find any record of the first discovery of hair-curling but we can easily blame it to Eve who is held responsible for num berless sins. Eve was perhaps admiring herself in some quiet stream (for there were no mirrors in the gar den of Eden) when a passing breeze stirred the surface of the water where her image was reflected. Upon looking closely, she could see the waves pass over her hair as it reflected in the stream. She, no doubt liked the effect and realized how it would im prove her looks. She probably- searched for some way of producing the waves in her hair, and perhaps succeeded in finding a willow or even resorting to the use of her finger for the needed instrument. Eve has bequeathed to all her daughters (and some of her sons) the love of wavy hair. Of course modern improvements have made the wave easier to acquire but still much patience must be enlisted while we patiently toil to get ahead of Nature. Altho' most women have a different style of hair dress they all unite in admiring and cultivating waves. And if we notice the hair of some of Eve's sons we might be able to distinguish a slightly artificial curl in their makeup because even tho they claim to be minus that attribute vanity, they seem to realize that a wave really becomes them. Whether Eve made herself a martyr to the cause of beauty we know not but we know many of her daughters do. Many women cannot spare the time or money to visit the beauty parlors so they make them wave by other means. Kid curlers, electric curlers and even rags or paper are the necessary articles in any common woman's possession to help her in her search for beauty. Some women wind their hair upon these curlers by patient toil and then lie all night on these nobs as if they were young Spartans. They endure this misery uncomplainingly. They arise in the morning and cover their head with some fancy caps until they get time to comb their hair. When they do comb it, an improvement in their appearance is noticeable and it can be appreciated unless (as I have done many times) you have seen the previous operations. Thus women (and many men) go on catering to the dictates of their vanity, and I can say one thing in favor of the practice. It makes things easier for the eyes. Annie Shaw. JUNIOR QUEEN In speaking of Queens you all know the rightful heir to the Beauty Throne; in stature she is small, characteristic of a queen. Her attitude of behavior around school is very pleasant and she is known to her friends (and one other friend) as Lottie. Not only is she studious and a brilliant worker, but she is the most popular girl in the institution. In class election for a queen, she was easily the choice of the class, and won by a big majority. This goes to prove that she is the future queen of Weber College. If any of these statements do not meet your approval, please consult the "other friend." Signed, Ted Woods, Pres. of Junior Class. Take advantage of the SPECIAL RATES on Student Pictures This month only FRED C. RABE 416 24th Street All kinds , of Athletic Equipment GET YOUR TRACK AND TENNIS SUPPLIES at C. E. ARMSTRONG & CO. 306 25th St. Office Phone 1101 Res. Phone 817-R R. A. 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