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Show _ WASATCH COUNTY COURIER Start planning for your family to enjoy Compiled by Paul Swenson. Email paul@wasatchcountycourier.com OBSERVATIONS ‘It falls flatter than suspicion on slashdot.org,’an Internet news and community site for job-hopping mcunologs workers. the old Metro [Hall of Justice] did on Saturday.” —Salt Lake County Mayor Mary Workman’s criticism of Salt Lake City Sees | STARTING AT ~ GOP Chairman Charles Akerlow, was sentenced to a year in federal prison less inflammatory “Baptize your taste of health, in 1990 Quicker sales are the result. © to report in fuel excise buds” campaign. propensity to view “outsiders” with - Utah culture. _ HEADBOARDS © rcrhn again. Through partner and ex-judge Michael Hutchings, Anderson. —‘*FULL............... $69” ........... $79” % percent surcharge to 5.5 percent average threatens to sue Sandy for $10 million after city council rejects density condos. Weber State, 2 Belcan high- er 3 percent hikes, and | oS : SPRING AIR PILLOW TOP NG GU eee aA) —_ Authority promises light rail spur ing Salt Lake with Transit leaves Henry the downtown University of Utah, will meet November “TWIN EACH PIECE Full Ea. Pe ........ S99 Queen Set. .........$199 King Set. ..........$349 TWIN EACH PIECE - Full Set ...........$349] Queen Set. .........$399f ~ TWIN SET Full Set .......... $449 Queen Set. .........$499 King Set. ..........$699 S - deadline, well ahead of 2002 Winter Olympics’ local launch. But Utah Department | of Transportation (UDOT), which has. congressional oversight, haS its doubts. Ronald E. Nehring sow fone Pond, W. customer | of... Totally calls him “heinously evil.” Pond’s request for a restraining order against clownish TAC owner Dell Schanze is denied. . se a Sr rejects civil rights Ter} Le Ye a Salt Lake City School Board bites school-closure bul- advocates’ argument that let by English likely shutter three ele-_ mentary schools by 2004- Only law, announcing it will approved by public referendum last fall, is uncon- O05 due to declining enroll- stitutional. ment. But all threé schoéls However, Nehring rules act is largely symbolic and that) gov- ernment workers / may speak any language in course of doing-business. likely targeted for Clo- _sure--Lowell, Wasatch and iY LS “Beacon Heights-——have compelling academic credentials. ~ Teme s Sens. Orrin Hatch » and —sCRRobert Bennett, R-Utah, trade in three-piece suits for overalls, joining 17 other congressmen inhelping to build two Habitat for Humanity homes for low income residents — of Capitol _ Heights, Md. ee |__}f — (Mage ae Dd) 6s (oa “URNITL URE a Peyit RPV (435) 654-181 AS CASH onc 480 North Main « Heber: Feinstein e Foundation will match cash donations to Salt Lake City Mission dollar for dollar — <> Can ‘Baye of "AT transcend: reputa= tion as a white. bread, self-congratulatory promotion for Church of. through April 1, providing windfall for downtown ministry to homeless Jesus Christ of Latter-day Utahns. Pledge could pro- promises to’push* ethnic and religious diversity: *'''” © vide up to fresh funds. $50,000 3 in : unhappy Awesome Computers, twisting in foul wind-of radio commercial that 3rd District tudes link- Sytve xy Seer me 3rd District Judge ae Sandra’: »-Peuler a sweet Utah aah iar statewide hike. Utah State -University and University of Utah consid- his Lar 4 S Utah Board of <> developer Gerald Regents tuition Anderson Ei - hike frees funds (Anderson Development), for campus administrainfamous for suing cities — tors, but irks struggling and activists who oppose students. Utah Valley his projects, — strikes State College will add 7 TWIN ......csc00e. $497” (NEVER TURN) ded Dat \. SIGNPOSTS | Litigation-happy Ph (435) 654-1199 HE ‘T don't want to go from being a smart-ass to being a dumb ass.’ - —Selfdescribed iconoclast>~Grég Schriff, managing partner of Wasatch Brewing, who wanted to walk a nar- row line in ad campaign that parodies Sources: Associated Press, Salt Lake Tribune, Deseret News 7 PRE GMAC Real Estate QUEEN for failure $600,000 Utah pineal estate professional, you get the advantage of training and experience in marketing. 99 former “Too bad, too, because it’s the most beautiful place in the United States, maybe the world.” —Anonymous recent Deca to Utah, posting a comment on Utahns’ Your agent screens out the unqualified and uncommitted shoppers. Your deal”. on FSBO properties. And the pros - house will be shown to those who are outweighed by the cons, according already know it is the right size, in the eh most who have tried it right place, and at the right price. 30" 48” TABLE | WITH4 CHAIRS a nine Denise Peck — |, Butin.fact, most buyers expect a “better e+ eee. taxes. - Of course, if you sell your own home, |, you. avoid..the broker’s commission. oteWardley eee “No Brewery Recommend Necessary.” “No Funny Underwear Required.” | —Satirical advertising ° ’ slogans rejected by Wasatch Brewing, ‘Utah microbrewery, before it settled.on the - the board Marketing takes skill, and it costs money. When you engage the services of a real ~ such a sign on your lawn, consider the iM pros and cons. —Another anonymous eaibsemte to Utah, an illegal alien from EI Salvador, who cleans factories at night for a living. Saints? Yes,. says new. chair Alan Layton who Sot (435) 654-1199 the bathroom in plastic bags.” “Heck, no. in not going to propose anybody with a background Itke that. I cant believe he didn’t tell me.” & —-Credulous Salt Lake County Mayor Mary Workman, apparently the last to learn that her nominee for more than | For Sale’ by Owner. Before you plant le of a truck and then covered the box with bananas. We were sealed in. We went to CAVEAT FSBO | 1 @wReal Estate Posen ee Planetarium adjacent to the new City Library on the block where justice hall was demolished. MSA) L MK ESTATE Send TI paid $4, 300 to a Feet? ‘to*brihng me here. They put is in a box in the back wie eGMAC REAL aa counterpart Mayor Rocky Anderson’s $4.5 million plan to house the Hansen <<. Wardley <=j} Sh MARCH 14, 2001 Ses |