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Show 2 Le. 9% 16 February 1996 Must Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume Il, Issue 6 Editor Production Director John BreseeDavid Charles Baker Balog Staff Mystic Ron “Mardi Gras” Pinner Web Crawler zoned ‘Real Estate Editor SnowMan Contributors AlexAnder THe SNow Pace TaN ‘Alex’ Miller Craig “BirdMan’” Gordon “Mardi Gras” Marta spa ayae LHS Se SAS 4 THE DEFINITIVE WORK ON TELEMARKING Heilbrun Creighton N. Hart, Jnr. David “Pardn'r’ Peck D. Scott Linden James “Hunter” Holland East Coast Bureau = AnDrew Partridge James R. Bresee, Jnr. Contributing Photographers J. Daniel Hall Lee Cohen | Jack Popowich Chris “BigHair” Murray Mark Anderson Se NTS ae ee Copy Editor Distribution Intern Tada) Se Ae ea Ce Smee Aan AN ee Sai awe mA) ROL Ng Dinine Review: BPC WCR Legal Squad = Brady “Tort” Toensing, Paralegal 7 Eddy “Slapp” Carrrolill, Ill, ESQ Advertising Sales See Yeah, right... Tad Turgeon Creighton “Account Thief’ Hart PARK City PAGE: THE BRince David, John, Balog & Creighton, again RNA Now accepting applications... WRIST a as BULLWHEEL FANCY YOURSELF A GREAT WRITER OR SHUTTERBUG? The WCR welcomes all writers and photographers. We do not, unfortunately, pay much. Well, anything, really. Read | call. a Letters to the “Editor” should go to the same address. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and youse don’t call anyone a *@$%#&!” We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published once or sometimes twice a month all year. The next issue comes out in a few weeks. The WCR jis the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser printer. This paper.is staffed exclusively with volunteers & we'll take anyone - we even let Creighton write, and sometimes sleep on the office couch. 12,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material © 1996 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. No swiping our {brilliance without written permission of one of the top three names on the list above. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. A surprising number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. You get what you pay for. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article and send it to us on an IBM-compatible disk with printout. We welcome art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos and gifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t stink - but most stuff stinks. Be sure and include a photo release if your sending one of those. None of that Apple stuff, please - we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop & QuarkXpress for Windows. Submissions will not be returned so do not send us your only copy jof anything. If you enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope we'll use it to pay a bill or something. Buy some ads please! TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so $1000 for a lifetime subscription*; to: WCR SUBS, PO BOX 8118, ALTA UT 84092-8118. Despite what you may hear or read, we really do ‘send out the papers, eventually. New, special offer: BUY 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $200 prepaid, GET 1 FREE*. Order them for all your friends. *Do this and get a free psychiatric interview from “Dr.” Baker. . Back issues $2 each. Bulk discounts available. SEE YOU AT THE DELTA CENTER (see page 5) MARCH 2ND! aaa information below if interested. If still interested after that, “+ COVER PHOTO BY: CHRIS MURRAY «+ SUBJECT: CHRIS “KRUSTY” MARLER LOCATION: THE UPPER LIP (ok, we made that up... we don’t know where it is) + a HO ESE Wasatch Canyon Reporter 2 PO Box 8118 Alta UT 84092-8118 anaes ta cee Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail to “76761 ,205” America On Line E-Mail to “WasatchcCR” etps//WWW.WCr.comn Our chimerical website: oo nenenee eI Ran ak mene nn eee name tn 00 naa ETL OREO emi Publisher 16 February 1996 |