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Show i - Page 13-WasatTcu CANYON REPORTER, 7 December 1994 . i | sa - = ei ; rae BE - = Bic RON’s. ALPINE | STROLOGY RIES (21 MARCH - 19 APRIL REUNION WITH FRIENDS/ROMANTIC PARTNERS IS STIMULATING AND LONG OVERDUE. TIME AND DISTANCE HELP HEAL SOURCES OF CONFLICT. TRADITIONAL APPROACHES TO ISSUES ARE INADEQUATE; AN UNORTHODOX SOLUTION MAY PROVE MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN EXPECTED. COMPLAINTS OR WHINING ARE AN INAPPROPRIATE MEANS OF EXPRESSING DISPLEASURE. ROMANCE COMES EASILY THIS MONTH, BUT ONLY _ BECAUSE YOU HAVE PERSEVERED IN THE RECENT PAST. STRENGTH AND GRACE BLESS YOU AS YOUR BODY IS FINALLY BECOMING ACCUSTOMED TO THE RIGORS OF WINTER SPORTS. ee : is The Mystic in Trance | | | (20 AprRit- 20 May) PRESENT STRESS WILL GIVE WAY TO SURREAL ABANDON AS THE MOON BEGINS A NEW CYCLE. PAST PERSEVERANCE AND SACRIFICES WILL BE | ADEQUATELY REWARDED IN UNEXPECTED WAYS. FULL IMMERSION INTO WINTER IS AS INVIGORATING AS A DIP IN A COLD POOL; DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SWIM. NEW FOUND ROMANCE IS | REJUVENATING, HOWEVER CARE MUST BE TAKEN IN ASSESSING THE DEMANDS OF ANEW RELATIONSHIP. SCORPIO WOMEN ARE IRRESISTIBLE THIS MONTH, SEEK THEM OUT. YOUR NATurat asivity to SHRED IS BECOMING OBVIOUS AS MORE DAYS ARE FINALLY BEING PASSED ON THE SLOPES. | , = > = G EMINI (21 May - 21 JUNE) YOUR SOCIAL NEEDS ARE GAINING IMPORTANCE, ESPECIALLY AS THE HOLIDAYS APPROACH. MAKE SURE TO ABIDE BY SOCIAL CONVENTIONS TO PREVENT EMBARRASSING YOURSELF OR OTHERS! CHARITABLE ACTS TO THOSE LESS FORTUNATE ARE A PRIVILEGE AND WILL EXONERATE YOUR SOUL. HOWEVER, YOUR PRACTICAL SIDE IS GOOD AT ASSESSING THE DOLLAR VALUE OF CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTIONS. SKIING/SNOWBOARDING GEAR MAKE EXCELLENT PRE-. SENTS FOR BROKE SKI BUMS THIS YEAR. | ANCER (22 JUNE - 22 JULY) FRIENDS ee PROMINENTLY THIS MONTH AS THE HOLIDAYS APPROACH. SOCIAL CIRCLES WILL OVERLAP IN MYSTIFYING WAYS WHICH CONTRIBUTE TO THE FEELING THAT THE WORLD IS INDEED A SMALL PLACE. EXERT CAUTION WHEN BORROWING FROM OR LENDING POSSESSIONS TO FRIENDS; MAKE SURE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND _ - 1} | THAT IF THEY BREAK IT, THEY BOUGHT IT. A NONCHALANT ATTITUDE TOWARDS ROMANCE Is THE BEST APPROACH TO CONQUER ROMANTIC INTERESTS. New GEAR MAY FLOW YOUR WAY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, BUT ONLY IF YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL on ~ BOY. rere enna ae iehiaiens meen EO (23 JULY - 22 Aucust) YOUR WILL DIRECTS THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS THIS MONTH. YOU ARE SEEN AS A PILLAR OR > STRENGTH; BE CAREFUL NOT TO ABUSE THE TRUST OR PERCEPTIONS OF OTHERS. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS WILL BE FINALIZED THIS MONTH AFTER TOO MUCH DELAY, BUT DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING PERMANENT. FAMILY MEMBERS MAY BE ANNOYING, BUT THEIR INTENTIONS YOU WANT THE GOODS \Jineo ARE THIS GOOD. TRY NOT TO HOLIDAY SEASON. STRAND FAMILY MEMBERS ON TOP OF THE STEEPEST RUN ON THE MOUNTAIN IF (23 Aucust- 22 SEPTEMBER) ROMANTIC DRIVES WILL OSCILLATE FROM FRENZY TO PRUDISH AND BACK AGAIN. © ATTRITION IN SCHOOL OR THE JOB SETTING WILL BE REWARDED- HAVE FAITH THAT EXTRA EFFORT WILL BE NOTICED AND COMPENSATED. ENTERTAINMENT IS CRUCIAL TO OFFSET THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS BROUGHT ON BY DARKNESS CONSUMING 80% OF EVERY DAY. TRAVEL RELATED DIFFICULTIES OFFER EXCELLENT EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITIES IN WAYS NEVER | DREAMED OF BEFORE. THIS IS A GOOD WINTER TO BUY A AAA MEMBERSHIP OR EVEN A 4X4 TO AVERT POTENTIAL MISHAPS. -IBRA (23 SEPTEMBER- 22 OcTosBER) INTELLECTUAL WISDOM IS EASILY TRANSFERRED TO OTHERS THIS MONTH, EVEN THOUGH SOME PEOPLE SEEM INCAPABLE OF ASSIMILATING ANYTHING OTHER THAN BASIC DRIVES. MYSTICAL CHARACTERS FEATURE PROMINENTLY IN THE COMING MONTH AND DESERVE HIGH GRADES, ALTHOUGH ONLY IF PROPERLY ACCOUNTED FOR. PREPARE FOR A HECTIC HOLIDAY SEASON BY STARTING EARLY FOR ONCE, THEN PERSEVERE AND EXUDE SANITY WHEN ALL OTHERS APPEAR TO BE LACKING. BE CAREFUL ON THE SLOPES WHEN OTHERS TRY TO SEDUCE YOU WITH DELICIOUS COMPLIMENTS THAT YOU KNOW TO BE SUPERFICIAL POSTURING. S CORPIO (23 OCTOBER- 21 NOVEMBER) THIS MONTH WILL HAVE LESS EMPHASIS ON HEDONISM AND MORE | = . — ON PRACTI- CAL ISSUES CLOSER TO HOME. YOU ARE MOST CONTENT WHEN YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF EVENTS, EVEN THOUGH THINGS LATELY HAVE BEEN BEYOND YOUR CONTROL. HOWEVER, YOU ARE ENTERING A STATE OF TRANSFORMATION WHICH WILL PROVIDE A MEDIUM IN WHICH YOUR GENIUS WILL BE MADE KNOWN TO OTHERS. THIS MONTH TAURUS MEN ARE ESPECIALLY BLESSED WITH GRACE IN MOTION, SEEK THEM OUT. PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF YOUR TRANSFORMATION IS EAGERNESS TO SKI/RIDE UNDER CHAIRLIFTS AND SHOW OFF THE GENIUS OF YOUR ABILITIES. ; AGITTARIUS (22 NOVEMBER- 21 DECEMBER) YOUR SLASH AND BURN APPROACH TO RELATIONSHIPS HAS GOT TO CHANGE IF YOU PLAN ON RETAINING A MATE. IF UNQUESTIONING DEVOTION AND LOYALTY ARE STILL RELATIONSHIPS ARE AN UNPOPULAR TOPIC WITH YOU THIS MONTH, ATTAINABLE AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER IN THE FORM OF A NEW PET ~ - BUT BEWARE OF ZONING CODES. AND LEASE RESTRICTIONS. IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED ABOUT ANOTHER BIRTHDAY, THROW YOURSELF A PARTY AND LET EVERYBODY CHEER YOU UP. DO AND LAVISH MEALS ON YOUR UPCOMING BIRTHDAY. NOT | BE AFRAID TO LET YOUR FRIENDS SHOWER YOU WITH ) OPULENT | GIFTS ~ APRICORN (22 DECEMBER- 19 JANUARY) A RECENT LARGE PURCHASE HAS YOU NOW WONDERING WHETHER YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION; RELAX WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE A SMART SHOPPER. FAMILY MEMBERS SEEK REDEMPTION FOR PAST MISTAKES; IT IS BEST TO SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY AND HELP HEAL WOUNDS. TIME IS TIGHT IN THE NEXT MONTH; YOUR PRIORITIES WILL BE DISPLACED BY THE ONSLAUGHT OF NECESSITY, BUT DO NOT WORRY AS SOON TIME WILL BE ON YOUR SIDE. IF SING NOR ERA E ONG TIME IS TIGHT, THEN TRY RIDING HIGH SPEED QUADS OR THE TRAM TO MAXIMIZE YOUR VERTICAL DROP. | A qanius (20 JANuaARY- 18 FEBRUARY) TENSION IS SEETHING IN THE WORKPLACE. SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ARE INEPT AND INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING RIGHT. HOWEVER, PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION IS UNACCEPTABLE AS A MEANS TO SETTLE DISPUTES. JOB FRUSTRATION CAN BE RELEASED BY PHYSICALLY PUMMELING ONESELF INTO A CATATONIC STATE USUALLY ASSOCIATED WITH RUNNING MARATHONS OR CLIMBING MOUNTAINS. TAURUS MEN ARE EXUDING UNUSUALLY HIGH AMOUNTS OF ROMANTIC HORMONES THIS MONTH, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION. IF YOU HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO PROCURE A SEASONS PASS THUS FAR, THEN LOOK FOR DEALS AND DO NOT BE AFRAID TO TAKE FREE PASSES, NO MATTER WHO IS OFFERING THEM. | | | © | | | oot ISCES (19 Fesruary- 20 Marc) Borepom ON THE JOB OR IN SCHOOL IS FRUSTRATING BEYOND BELIEF AND IS SIMI-_ LAR TO CRAWLING ON RUSTY TACKS AND NAILS WITH NO KNEEPADS. THE URGE TO FLEE IS TEMPTING LIKE NEVER | BEFORE, YOU ARE TANTALIZED BY VISIONS OF ANYWHERE BUT HERE. TRAVEL IS VERY CONDUCIVE WITH YOUR SIGN THIS MONTH AND IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR THE SAKE OF MAINTAINING YOUR SANITY. VACATIONS VEERING FROM A ; SKIING/SNOWBOARDING THEME ARE TOLERABLE IF YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, BUT GIVEN THE OPTION YOU SHOULD NOT STRAY FROM A PROVEN GOOD TIME ASSOCIATED WITH SNOW SPORTS. . 7 as : = |