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Show The Dog Days of Summer 1996 3 David “LoverBoy” Doherty ILM. “ThePoet’ Middleton Photographers Lee “TheVictim’ Cohen | Jack “CoverBoy’Popowich Chris “BigHair” Murray Mark “NoRelation” Anderson Brian “FStop” Millenbach Paul “TheBody’ Seybold - Accountant — RJ. “What's a P&L starement?” Penner Peanut Carolyn D. U. Baker _WCR Legal Squad = Brady “Tort” Toensing, ESQ ) -Ore-gone Bureau Production Eddy ‘lllSueYourArse’ Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ = Stephen ‘Eddie’ ee & Max = Brandi Russell 7 Copy Editor Bahahaha... as if. The Finest Plumber = Johnny “Ola” Olsen Warning: All the employees of the Wasatch Canyon Reporter are incredible athletes in top physical condition and are highly trained in the activities described and depicted in the pages of this newspaper. Unless you train like a bantam weight, you risk catastrophic injury or death. Stay on the couch. FANCY YOURSELF A GREAT WRITER OR SHUTTERBUG? The WCR _|welcomes all writers and photographers. We do not, unfortunately, pay much. Well, anything, really. Read information below if interested. If still interested after that, call 486.1388. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the address below. We publish every one we get if it has| _ your name and address and you go easy on your enemies. We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community} © newspaper published once or sometimes twice a month all year. The next issue comes out in about a month. Our motto: “Delay is preferable to error’ (Thomas Jefferson) - although we} usually have plenty of both. The WCRis the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with some computers and a laser printer. This paper is staffed exclusively with volunteers. 12,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material ©1996 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. In the unlikely event there are old papers left when we deliver the new ones, we recycle those. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of David or John. The opinions expressed in this august |publication are those of the writer. A surprising number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type {an article and send it to us. We welcome art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos and gifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t stink, but remember: We do not pay money for unsolicited material, your reward is the incredible fame accorded WCR contributors. Be sure and include a photo release if you’re’sending a photo. None of that Apple stuff, please - we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop, QuarkXpress & many other programs for Windows. Submissions will not be returned so do not send us your only copy.If you enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope we'll appreciate it but we still won’t return your stuff. Buy some ads please! TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $1000 for a lifetime subscription; to: WCR SUBS, 1104 ASHTON AVE, STE 204, SLC UT 84106-2374. Special offer: BUY 5 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $100 prepaid, GET 1 FREE. Order them for all your friends. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a member of the Utah Press Association and the Sandy Chamber of Commerce. If you have printing needs we know who can help. The best printer in Utah also _happens to be the least expensive - call 486.1388 for information. Wasatch Canyon Reporter 1104 Ashton Avenue, Suite 204 Salt Lake City UT 84106-2374 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail to “76761 1205” Att our beautiful website: WWW. WOrCOmn ATS eeM CORK AU 2a baa aC Sy ie Creighton “Crewcut” Hart Kris Seversen | Kathleen “Clipless” Leopardi Mary ‘Beth’ Badgley _ Kristen “B. Line” Ulmer Marta “DruJellyfinger” Heilbrun ee Editor Los Angeles Bureau’ Health & Fitness Editor Contributors , N23 aon 0) i Environmental EDITORIAL — THIS PAGE Park City Ski AREA IN THE SUMMER JUMBO Epirion: Letrers to THE Shaye Bic Corronwoop Pace Dinine Review: MEXICAN KEYHOLE Bic RON oe REAL ESTATE: $0 vou WANNA A PLACE IN THE CANONS... ENN )am 0 4] 40a How To GOLF In tHE 90’s OSes aaa BULLWHEEL / CLASSIFIEDS Ee NTESIN Me Ald U4 a “> COVER PHOTO BY: Biran Millenbach + SUBJECTS: A Pretty Pictures “LOCATION: Looking down Little Cottonwood Canyon ae Ronny “TheLips” Pinner Real Estate Editor Alexander ‘Alex’ Miller SnowMan = Craig ‘AvalancheAvenger’ Gordon Senior Editor David “One” Peck REAp a Staff Mystic John Bresee David Baker | Must — © OH Publisher Editor July 1996 @> Gi b& Volume Il, Issue 11. ee Wasatch Canyon Reporter <* |