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Show Pp age 18-WASATCH CANYON REPORTER, 7 December I 994 _ ity and such. We need to find an organizer. The caller suggested 10am Wednesday and at Mid Gad (formerly The Hardest Working Chef in — Cliff Banquets) would like times, perhaps at Watson’s, for the people who have. “been here so long [they] - everyone to know he is still think they own the place” to. get together and ski. The ; ‘As the Bullwheel Turns The season is young and already people are injuring themselves all over the moun- tain. Here is a partial list of the injured reserve: _ Kate Black, Alta town ' offices: Cut her finger on a _ can of tuna. Brandy cubes. in his lip after he freed his — don’t know what this means. Happy birthday to Barb Cliff Room Service Head Waiter/Beginner ‘Boarder | eo Robert Ho: blown knee. Good luck Ho! Pat Mitchell: You will have to ask him. ~ Chef Jess “Fists of Fury” Gibson: Broken Jaw. Karen “Postal Wench” Mattingly: Black eye. Smokin’ Joe Mattingly: Three broken We here at the WCR however, is now in the grey- Cafe fame still skied (He bar motel. Her accomplice is | still at large. All this for only time later told everyone they had to evacuate the building again. The man who picked up that jacket was promptly — does, “but not very much, . anymore”). Congratulations Paige Reese and Jeff Wyatt. claimed to be here for America’s Opening in Park City but we never saw (from exercising her fourth freedom rights and stairmastering “al fresco”’...in her apartment...with her head- _ phones on...when an Alta ski patrol meeting broke up. The patrol was loudly encourag- ing her aerobic pursuit which was going to steal money I'd take at least fifteen-thousand and I’d leave town,’ the Chef advised. The Great Coat Caper: more dumb crooks. It seems Snowbird employees ~~ _ offices recently looking for photographs of her son dur- the temporary evacuation of - ward them to her. One final “note, this issue actually has all gen-u-ine reader supplied UPPER LEVEL, WATSONS BASE OF GERMANLA Lift aes ALTA. _ Letters to the Editor. As - Enjoy the Wormth of Dur Freniace White You Dine eee GourmetI nkuding: Lunches Z Appetizers Escargot, Pates, Seafoad of the holidays they opened their kitchen and dining room to local friends. We applaud ; gt ’ ; Lutrees | Pasta, Seafood, Game Meats, Fajitas, 7 | SOUPS ve A ave home made daily alads . Salads Caesar, Seafood, Pasta, Chef - Howard are expecting their second child sometime in the late spring. We received an the B-level kitchen area. - Upon reentering the building all the employees put their TPR uo2 RA ececenses Lining fn She Meourntiuin : details. Shallow Shaft invited local people to an evening of Daily Specials ee Passerts Our ows German style hot Apple oe | and other extravagant desserts with Espresso and Cappuccino all you. Jon Atencio works | Pencdusits ond Barings. Crystal, inaton Jecasiny anc Fotiery, and othe: fine gifts and sotectisies, RESERVATIONS REQUESTED 742-3037 here now-and-then so he handed his letter over in per- SELECTED WINES AND CORIMALS AVAHABSLE UPON REQUEST Goi was 60% fictitious - but this" one is all you. Well, almost GASHIMCNVE GIFTS anonymous request for a meeting of elderly skiers in the Wasatch range. We at the | Wasatch Canyon Reporter would be happy to facilitate this meeting with free public- ; some of you may have guessed the first issue Letters to the Editor section was _ 100% fictitious, the second Strussel uth a Brandy Vanilla Sauce We foke pricie in prenaring. fresh in our own kitchen, off of ina foods that we serve. - son. But rest assured, he - actually took pen to paper and scratched out that non- sense. We would not be that — cruel, even to him. ODE TO THE AGED By Lisa Robinson | So soon in one’s life the body will alter the shit hits the fan. and the mind starts to falter. You’ll look in the mirror so early one day See the hair on your head is suddenly gray. You'll look a bit closer to see your lip has gone hairy but don’t get depressed you’re not quite a “Gerry”’. When you hit 50 your eyes will still twinkle But the skin on your face it will surely wrinkle. There’s good news in store so don’t be too blue There’s products to take to help with the “Loo”. | It’s not all that bad, it’s just a joke It’s all just in fun from the old Alta folk. ee {| a Your Message Here | in our new, exciting publication will reach a largely untapped market. Call 486-1388 | to have our advertising representatives come and show you some | , advertising alternatives. | | ing his time out here. If any- _ one has any they would be © willing to give up please send them along to us at PO Box 8118, ALTA and we will for- . RES s all of the pulse pounding work,” was the Mid Gad’s _ Cliff Lodge developed a tiny nightly press receptions. He did mumble something about hunting-and-pecking a | response to our own Mr. encore nce rene. | ~ Walt seem to have his life of crime all planned out? Jeff | Waugh’s mother called our - half-century mark at a gala event held in the Albion 2 - would never wear it back to ers. One victim of locker looting was working in the bakery last week when the water leak. This leak caused somewhere in-on this page. Ask Brenda at Alta Photo for given a set of silver bracelets to go with it and taken into custody. “Jf I was going to steal a coat from work I. ‘Master Chef comment on _ this one. Is it just us or does — were having a little trouble keeping things in their lock- afar, of course) them any- third, “strained knee” We believe the doctor who said it - their spirit. Susie and Sam was strained. Rose Gale was two thousand dollars; “Jf/ where but the bar of the of this occasion appears , if Carl Wallace of Carl’s __ ribs, and a punctured lung. “It _ casual dining for thanksgivwas a snowboarding acci- — _ ing... for nothing. In the spirit dent,” Karen insists. Lori. - Stahler: Questionable knee. After two opinions, took the out his rent money (see David - liant plan into action. - “Sherlock Chef’ alerted the - Doherty’s “Housing Guide” in Altum who celebrated the Grill’s main ballroom recently. A poem written in honor _ proper authorities and a short © ~ Welcome back to the Wasatch, — the window. Piney and the farewell again, and the best of boyz were quite entertained © luck Traci Templeton. The by the show. Local winter Vail Daily News’ Sports competition at the Albion | Editor, Tommy Horrocks, Grill. It involved who can was in our area recently. He become more pronounced and two of his flunkys all with the application of ice Haddock: eighteen stitches heel and impaled his mind. oe _ was Clearly visible through was alerted and he put a bril- last issue). One of the culprits, mysterious caller also asked | s _ returning them to their lockers. The above mentioned victim just happened to see his missing coat in the pile. _ The Chef in charge that day The Hardest Working Chef 10am Sunday as meeting Ff coats in a big pile instead of Doherty’s attack on Vail. We wait in eager anticipation. So here’s what we wish, it’s nothing too sappy, We hope that your birth ay is nothing but happy. So here’s to Barb Altum, she’s Alta’s own jewel, You may be real old, but we still think you’re cool. |