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Show Wasatch Canyon Reporter ging around town. He might have has his own curious sexual pro- Katie Couric, and then remarking -to Don Imus that the head of the finds a nut now and again.” Of clivities, but after a lifetime in the course he also says “That dog will Senate he is probably a master at subterfuge. Clinton, on the other hand, just doesn’t look like he has the same passionate verve that we elected. In 1992 we elected a real man about town with a published history of sexual transgressions. In the four years that we have been paying his salary he hasn’t done a thing that even rings of scandal. This “Filegate” episode is more “NAAC” is “trying to set me up.” Allow me to agree with you Bobby, that is one tough acronym, but as you are a conservative white Republican there is already an assumption of prejudice, and you must get this one correct. The let- solid fact in this piece, were place around town for use by, well, any- one who pleases. The only caveat being, when you are done riding meow > the gratis rig, leave it in an obvious ~ ter that you left off is P, and it stands for people. Without it you have created an ‘acronym that roughly “National means Association for the: Advancement of Coloreds.’* And stating that he is trying to “set you up” is asinine. public place so that the next person can use it. The bicycles were bureaucratic bumbling that inter- donated local tioned in the Filegate scandal is It is an election year, everyone businesses gave parts and labor to get them on the road. My hat is off to who ever engineered this pro- the fact that this is a program that was started by the Bush administration.) I notice Gennifer Flowers has recently put out a tell all book, trying to set you up. It is part of the litmus test of the presidency. When you are done pulling your head out of your Claven, move on to wiser topics like your WWII record. We love those stories. or abandoned, and gram. Now don’t steal them, this is a good thing. I am following this lame presidential race that is shaping up, and - nal intrigue. (Curiously unmen- but this is the nineties, and four , year old scandal doesn’t even smell like stale love anymore. is | a row, again ee thing startlingly wise. As my golfing pal says “Even a blind squirrel in something the Republicans haven’t been able to do in twelve years of power. And most importantly Clinton is actually shrinking the government. These are facts, life is pretty rosy right now. What more do you want? Our biggest troubles are the fact that our chil-— dren are piercing every body part that has a name, and they dress like enormous fat people on the new “Olestra Only” diet plan. These are troubles we can live with. A note to Ross Anderson: Be as picture old Darth Dull bird dog- years ee bers of local government do some- miracle if he could get a VFW presidency. Snapping in anger at three aware of the changing demographics of Utah. The percentages are changing, and if you hold true to ene Rice of this election. I really don’t though, for the course that you set in the beginning you will be supported by the people. Do not waffle. Your positions on “same sex marriages” and H.R. 1500 (the 5.7 million acre wilderness proposal) TE mem- Occasionally, In the last week Dole has been. such a buffoon that it would be a er op. a natural ON cynicism of government to devel- to allow hunt,” so you can’t read too much into his words. At any rate, recently Park City started placing bright yellow bicycles all over town. Seventeen of them, to use the only ____ low levels. The deficit has fallen I have to say it looks like a stinker. Where is the excitement, where is the passion, where is the Donna It is easy are sound. The rest of the elected Utah Democrats are too entrenched in the conservative foxholes they had I admit Clinton is more whimsical than a Utah democrat, and his stand on samé sex marriage is an embarrassment to everyone with a modicum of intelligence. I guess he thinks: that stance is going to sound good to the ignorant Arkansas Billys. But, wait a Mmimute, lets .all to dig to get elected in Utah only a few years ago. The current politi- ‘ cal face*of Utah wouldn’t Jet Enid « Greene run for bursar on the “Love Boat.” Wake up kids its a changing landscape. Ross, we met, and I instinctively supported you, even though you: made me nervous by saying, “I don’t have position papers, I want to allow myself more flexibility than a printed position.” You promised, if elected you would “be Jim Hansen’s worst nightmare.’ Stay the course Ross, and we will support you. take a look around. We are in a period mayer@utw.com — Page 2 of incredible peace and prosperity. We have lost fewer soldiers over seas than any presidency since the Carter administration. The economy is booming. Violent crime is down for the third year in a fae Unemployment is holding at record Perot- you were a hoot in 92, but it will never work again. Don’t even try it. Take a break and let that “Lame” ‘character take .a whack at arousing your nutcase following. *Barry Weintraub, Scampaign 96 http:www.co = * i |