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Show ~ Wasatch Canyon Reporter ~ Volume Publisher Editor _ Oregon Bureau Staff Mystic Real Estate Editor SnowMan Senior Editor Park City Bureau Contributors Il, Issue 8. 1 April 1996 John ‘TrippleBogey” Bresee David “Bikeless” Baker eo St Ce stephen “Eddie” Balog & Max Ronny “TheLips” Pinner Alexander “Alex” Miller Craig “AvalancheAvenger” Gordon David “TheMaster” Peck. Kris CaveMan” Severson Kristen Ulmer David Doherty Sara Lindeman shawn Emery Lee Bellevance Marta Heilbrun Jim Bresee Creighton N. Hart, Junior aTar CSCS UIA Ae Wm ee Casares aanan Little CorrONWO0D EXTRAVAGANZA Dave KOPAZS INJURED Be) A001 21) Sie Sone a cert 2 eae George Cooperthwaite Contributing Photographers Lee “TheVictim” Cohen Jack Popowich Trae UN Chris “BigHair” Murray TREVOR PETERSON dS ae Mark Anderson Brian Mellenbach Carolyn “HoneyBear” Baker Brady “Tort” Toensing, Paralegal Eddy “I’llSueYourArse” Carrrolll, lll, ESQ: Guard Dog Copy Editor Intern Janitor ...moved to Portland. Taking applications. Yeah, right.... James “TheDirector’” Collins | J. Daniel “ThePunk” Hall Warning: All the employees of the Wasatch Canyon Reporter are incredible athletes in top physical condition and are highly trained in the activities described and depicted in the pages of this newspaper. Unless you train like a bantam weight, you risk catostrophic injury or death. Stay on the couch. FANCY YOURSELF A GREAT WRITER OR SHUTTERBUG? The WCR welcomes all writers and photographers. We do not, unfortunately, pay much. Well, anything, really. Read information below if interested. If still interested after that, call 486.1388.| Letters to the “Editor” should go to the address below. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and you don’t call anyone a *@$%#&!” We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta giveit to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published once or sometimes twice a month all year. The next issue comes out in about a month. The WCR is the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser printer. This paper is staffed exclusively with volunteers. 12,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to COMI B CONLIN eat Tee TV ec emacs A4 AUG 3 Paul Seybold Pinball Wizard WCR Legal Squad — BW eats fat alae aris ha 4 e “+> COVER PHOTO BY: Chris Murray +t SUBJECT: Nature n'stuff “LOCATION: Little Cottonwood Crik + Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material ©1996 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. In the unlikely event there are old papers left when we deliver the new ones, we recycle those. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of David or John. The opin|ions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. A surprising number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article and send it to us. We welcome art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos and gifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t stink.;Be sure and include a photo release if you’re sending a photo. None of that Apple stuff, please - we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop & QuarkXpress for Windows. Submissions will not be returned so do not-send us your only copy of anything. If you enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope we'll use it to pay a bill or something. Buy some ads please! TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so $1000 for a lifetime subscription; to: WCR SUBS, PO BOX 8118, ALTA UT 84092-8118. Special offer: BUY 5 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $100 prepaid, GET 1 FREE. Order them for all your friends. If you have printing needs we can help. The best printer in Utah also happens to be the least expensive - call 486.1388 for information. : | : , Wasatch Canyon Reporter POBox 8118 _— Alta UT 84092-8118 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 CompusServe E-Mail to “76761,205” America Online E-Mail to “WasatchcR” Our inauspicious website: http://WwWWw.Wer,corn Liga “ |