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Show 8 - 21 March 1995, Wasatch Canyon Reporter, Page 3 Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume 1, Issue 9 ~ INN 8-21 March 1995 THIS OLYMPIC Contributors We Forgot Last Time Sara J. Lindeman Creighton “Hey, Fern” Hart | JOHN Pie BID FOR IssVuU-E 2002 5 BRESEE : - Publisher John Stuart Carter Bresee BIG AIR, BIG EXPECTATIONS DAVID ADAM PECK Production Manger & CFO S.E. “Halo” Balog Editor-In-Chief-To-Be David Adam Christopher Peck Staff Mystic Ronny “Syndication-Here-I-Come” Pinner } Real Estate Editor Alex Ander “Man-Of-The-Hour” Miller Editor At Large David “DoughBoy” Doherty Cover Boy Kelly “CheatDeath” Hancock Advertising Sales Executives Jonny “Day’sRNumbered” Atencio Mark “TWantToWrite” Stock Michael “ELvIS” Henderson er | WASATCH EVENT CALENDAR 89 BIG RON’S ALPINE ASTROLOGY 11 THE HEUGA EXPRESS STORY 12 NFL CELEBRITY BENEFIT _i2 WINTER FOOTWEAR REVIEW Contributing Photographers Cynthia Wilck Virginia “Mardi Gras” Pearce Chris “LonesomeDove” Murray — Craig Dillon Lee “TWantMyPicturesBack!”” Cohen Soon-To-Be COPY EDITOR Mara (Wanna?) Walsh Comestibles Editor Felicia “FrontDesk” Olivera Equipment Manager AnDrew “Shortcut” Partridge Staff Typist Carolyn D. Uhle | Intern Sara Lindeman Print Shop Rebel Perry “WhiteBuffalo” Dunn : Beard WCR Legal Team A. Willie Chase J. “the Artichoke” Carroll IUUU00011, Brady Cronan Toensing Staff Physician Kimmy “ COVER TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so, $54.20 for threeish, $68.78 for approximate four years, $1000 for a lifetime subscription’; to: WASATCH CANYON REPORTER SUBSCRIPTION DIVISION, PO BOX 8118, ALTA UT 84092-8118. Despite what you may hear or read, we really do send out the papers, eventually. New, special offer: BUY 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $200 prepaid, GET 1 FREE*. Order them for all your friends. *Do this and get a free psychiatric interview from “Dr.” Baker. No animals were harmed in the creation of this paper. Back issues $2 each. Bulk discounts available. Letters to the EDITOR should go to the same address. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and it doesn’t call any-} one a *@$%#&! or discuss dangling toilet parts.. We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to the man when he calls. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published approximately every other WEDNESDAY (usually late) throughout the whole year [causing future “Volume” confusion}; the next issue comes out around the 22th of March. The medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser printer. (Actually, we borrow the laser printer.) In the summer probably once a month is all we can handle. This paper is staffed almost exclusively with Cottonwood Canyons employees but we'll take anyone. 10,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material © 1995 and all that. Printed on partiallyrecycled paper. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of the editor or somebody. To call us: 801-486.1388. The facsimile number is 485.2735. Sometimes we print even these incorrectly. Keep trying. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer & we hope you too if it’s that kind of article. Many people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. You get what you pay for. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type a coherent article of 1,000 words or more. Send it to us on an IBMcompatible disk with printout. We have MS-Word, Lotus Ami Pro & WordPerfect for DOS. None of that Apple stuff, please. Wasatch Canyon Reporter Facsimile 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail 72557,2760 PHOTO BY: Lee Cohen * Skier: Gordie Pheifer “o ¢« LOCATION: Alta Backcountry + Editor Emeritus David “Do-Nuthing” Baker PO Box 8118 Alta UT 84092-8118 To chat 801-486-1388 IN SOME ISSUES: EDITORIAL 2 LETTERS 4 CALENDAR 8-9 BULLWHEEL. CLASSIFIED REAL ESTATE 14 as Walton ite 7 .i3 |