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Show Pare THE VOICE S OF SHARON Frida v. Anri! 30. 1937 THE LINCOJLN LIVE WIRE CALENDAR Live Wire Staff Willmetta SpaugyMary Conder Glenda Taylor Lloyd Pyne and Mary Conder ??!!!!?? : Helen Fronk Nila Booth Beth Park Editor Assistant Editor Editorial Humor Dirt and Dust, Calendar Typist Typist Typist Monday, March 22 Posture parade tryouts. Row girls straighten up and be pretty for the man. tmen we should say) or should we? Tuesday, Mar. 23 Maybe Brig Bigelow is taking ot hard for 8th period he paraded up and down the upper hall singing to the top of his voice. "When my t)ream boat comes home. It must have been good stuff. Wednesday, March 24 Had an assembly today. Glen Healy must have enjoyed it most because he more than said hello to "Teddy anyone. Thursday, Mar. 25 Clubs meet today. Everyone has his assignment for the commencement issue of the Live Wire. All right, you snoopy little live wires, get in your news. Friday, March 26 Mr. Swenson is just a little too wise for the stud-git- s of the chemistry class. Gee he must be angry er sumpin! Dean Shumway found a very interesting book, for he placed himself securely against the further wall of the study hall and with a rather pink cast about his face, read during all of the sixth period. Monday, March 29 Had an assembly from the B. Y. High, due to shortness, or was it too much time, the Lincoln song birds and grasshoppers furnished the other half hour of the program. Tuesday, Mar 30 Kids have 6u noticed that Feed Gillespie isjust a little neater (if that is possible) It couldnt in his dress be a blonde. Or could it Wednesday, Mar. 31 Students, Mr. Rollows have you broken camera yet? Well if you havent, get down the'' and be doing it. Orders!! Thursday, April 1 This is the day when all fools shine. Are ya dare Sharlie? Day. April 2 Boys Friday, Thanks for the treat. Had an assembly and was Miss Judes face has mysterious Something happened in the History room? Monday, April 5 What we like about Mary Conder is her voice as ' she plays prince in the play for Girls Day. Take it easy girls, she borrowed those pants. Tuesday, April 6 Big hub bub Mr. in the chemistry Lab today. Swenson came from the dark room, just in time to get an ear full of cold water, Goodbye credits." Wednesday, April 7 Had nominations for class officers today. candidates. More power to you May the best man win! Tigerettes Thursday, April 8 gave the assembly toay. Should we follow in the footsteps of our go willingly, for principal? Let well go there anywho. (we hope, for we dont wish to be alone). Monday, April 12 When asking Lyman Penrod what he thought was exciting that happened today Know nothing he replied Still know think long time these Clever people nothing. Chinese. Tuesday, March 13 Girls had a Girls dont be meeting today, bashful, dont be slow, come on boys lets go to the dance at Lincoln. Wednesday, April 14 Voted today Blue party seems to have what it takes. Congratulations next year officers. Thursday, April 15 Girls Day assembly. Oh, these Modern Pretty good acting .Glenda. Monday, April 19 Had a number today. We hope this school never gets that said heart tester tipper, for it would probably let tiie cat out of the bag. Tuesday, April 20 Who is the who dirties Miss guilty person Swensons windows. May we express our gratitude to the few who washed the windows to keep from spilling the beans. Thursday, April 22 If Mary Conder and Beth Park would do a little pratcicing, they may be able to drown out Lloyd and Jack with their early morning serenades on the bus, April 21 -- Had an Wednesday, assembly program furnished by the IJ. of U. No girls, that man isnt married. Does anyone want to pay two its for his address. If so con- - - Helping Staff Grace Liethy, June Bean, Lowell Bigelow, Lane Reynolds, Arden Rowley, Ruth Ekins, Esther Hansen, Theda Jones. Miss Marco White Advisor - Spring Is Here! There is something in the air besides seagulls lately. I have not been able as yet to lay my finger on the etheriad substance, but just the same I know it's there. People just dont go around doing absurd things for nothing. As yet I have not been able to appreciate that quality in the atmosphere for the simple reason that I can't catch the spirit and I feel slightly left behind. There are times however, when I'm glad for I never was fond of dancing out under a moonlight sky with the thermometer hovering around the below zero degrees. Neither can I fancy myself wading ankle deep in mud around a camp fire cooking food which was terribly smoked by cut wood plucked fro ma near by shrub that one had the hopes of Neither can I stretch my imgrowing into a mighty oak. see to far myself enjoying a luncheon spread agination enough out on a flat where grass would sprout two months later, w hile the table cloth supported a heavy border of boulders to keep the spring winds from blowing it into eternity. There must be some motivating action which causes ycung couples to ride in the rumble seated a car with rain pouring down in torrents completely soaking the spring suit they worked all winter to obtain. Theres something, but what? Some people say its spring and ,1 cant think of anything else to blame for it. but I do know that if the above are symptoms, SPRING IS now-a-day- s. HERE. HUMOR : : Miss While (witnessing a tug of Did you know? That Kay Snow war for thefirst time), "Wouldn't is expecting a lapse of memory for it be simpler for them to get a just a few firings he did while in knife and cut the roper California. He might have a guilty conscience (if he has a conscience), Policeman: "Miss you were dowell anyway he has burnt his name ing 60 miles per hour." Diana: "Oh, isnt that splendid! on his arm so people can tell him who he is, and send him home if I only learned to drive yesterday. he strays too far. Helen Fronk; "Do you know, Squirt guns are about out of love has always been the same. season around Lincoln says Mr. Hortense: How is that? ' Helen: "Well I just read an an Swenson. If you don't believe he cient Greek story about a girl who means whaMhe says about death sat up all night listening to a lyre. do us part to all people with squirt guns, ask Lloyd Pyne. Rowena Clmger: "Where did Poor Richa'td Taylor, maybe hy you get that lump on your head?" Fay Jepperson: Oh, thats where didnt p'ove so successful on Girls Day. We think it was nothing but a thought struqk me. .Sweet Revenge. He spent a nice evening in the hospital with stars dancing Ybout his head instead of his feet dancing at Lincoln. A hint to the wise is usually sufficient. So we now recommend that Mr. Cordner get more sleep and attend fewer social functions so that in lyceums Mr. Davis wont have to listen to him snore. a what INO THC P,eauty Hint For the benefit of all blondes: About Spencer Hunns size and coloring: If you leave sulphuric acid absolutely alone you will look better and your face wont burn because you cant blush. DirrentNc WAUL ROOM. paah. MAKES IN ANV Lorna Stubbs I know a man thats been married for 30 years and has spent every night of it home. Velma: Thats what Id call love. Lorna: The Dr. calls it paralysis. m NEVER WERE THE PATTERNS NOVEL AND ATTRACTIVE. SO WE HAVE A DESIGN SUITED TO The eurnishinqs op any ano EVERY ROOM, PASTEL TONES rtAT PLOWSRI 0 D ... LOVELY PATTERNS ... UNIQUE SPECIAL CREATIONS POR YOUR CHILDS PLAY ROOM OR BED ROOM . , . MODERN SIONS, ETC, I ! ' ' P. Bennetts In Provo 272 West Center Phone 160 Found in Don Cordners note book in regards to the scene from Evangeline in which Benedict dies: "Our most outstanding citizen has just croaked. Lets plant him here on the seashore. When we return we can transplant his bones to the cemetery. Patient: Doctor, you remember that two months ago you advised me to be careful not to get wet. Doctor: "Thats right. And bow do you feel now? Patient: Pretty uncomfortable and I would like to know if it would be all right for me to take a batl,. See U For Air Conditioning - : 343VvTest Center St. ? Diana Nuttall. Who is absent on this fourth row ? No one is absent, Ruth Ekins is over at the fountain getting a drink! Ruth! Get over here and slay in line, we came here to practice and not to drink! (Pause) (Sil- ence). Attention I DIRT and ...DUST . . . , JUNIOR HIGH NEWS : f, For the first time in Lincolns Mr. Memmott wants to know if history or.e of the teachers really the posture parade girls have the looked and acted himself - (Boys itch. What should we say girls? Or should ? we say Day Assembly, April 2.) Grant Blake doesn't seem at all seems to think that timid in telling of his personal exGirls Day is so- important that perience with Beth. not even nothing matters, It was a close tie between courtesy to teachers. Charlie Smith and Jack Conder for A monument is going to be popular man. We think there was erected one of these days and on it some mistake in the counting of the will say, "Squirt guns died, April votes. 1937 we hope. s is so everyone What we like about Lincoln is friendly, you surely can tell that the nice warm water we have to election day is coming. Oh! those take a shower under, and the very hellos and 's are just too too sweet smelling soap we have to friendly If you get my psycholwash with. ogy! Ora JohnscM-- - Now-a-day- Ili-ya- . . left, right, left, - march, on the corners. on, yes 45 min.). Forming eights on the corner. Get up there and get into 8th on time. You girls on that second rov are too slow, pep it up a bit," Class halt! "Rowena, if you and Fae make one more false move we are going to give you some knowledge from the rear, with a good second spanking, now straighten up. "Right dress. "Attention 1V "Now that you girls are in 16 you must guide right until you get to the corners and then guide left until you leave the corners. Squads right! One two three four. Squad banners, and flag salute. Marking time, right, forward - Forming fours (Time marches Tims Marches On Crystal gazing into the future we see: Diana Nuttall resigning from the presidency of the Old Maid school to take up house keeping for Spencer. Nrta Bone planning to take her place hut preparing to resign as soon as Richard pops the question. Grant Blake having a rather hard time supporting Beth the way she demands to be supported. Ora Baum Farley teaching little Stanley Farley the 2nd to say his evening prayers. alias Frank Frank Bernard! Jones, Frank Smith, and Frank I Shootem, still shooting away with his squirt guns, Lowell Christensen still asking "Attention. Rhea Ive stood that gum just Stella B. to say "yes, Mr. Banks still making students long enough, do away with it.tremble. by asking that awful quesWhere should I put it? On your nose, or behind your tion, "Why werent you to your class yesterday? ear, anywhere, but get rid of it. And last but not least, Mrs. WillOK. Ill put it on my nose. metta Spaugy Smith, along with Right about face. the twelve little Smiths still proud' Forward march. Guide right there!! ly attending dear old Lincoln. You girls will march up and down this gym room in 16s until you can guide right if you have to stay here until midnight. Rowena, you and Fae get on your hands and knees and crawl down the rows between their feet and girls, each of you give them , March 26, 1937 a hard spat as they pass you. Chemistry Class No, I wont, that was Fae not To Mr. & D. Swenson me. Chemistry Department OK, Fae you can do likewise. Lincoln High School No. I dont want to." Come on girls, catch them and Dear Teacher: give them what they have coming. This being the "morning after No, dont hit me, Ill he good, the night before, so to speak, or honest. "You can take it now, you have the next day after the big chemisit coming. try examination, we are sorry to "Me first, say that we made you so very un"No, Im first. happy, But of course it is just You hold her, while I hit." come across a few "All right girls, back into line human nature to in this big round disappointments once it and welll go through One must take world. Quote more and then you can go. Unsweet. The girls marched around once the bitter with the we warn you to premore and believe it or not ran quote. May pare thy self for more of them in laughing into the dressing room. the future two months of school. A Seme fun eh keedl! request not a command. Fan Mail Lyceum Number The junior high enjoyed a splendid lyceum number on electricity. The men had made all their own apparatus, and a very good lecture was given. One of the most extraordinary things which was demonstrated was the electric eye-- ; a machine sensitive to invisible rays of light. The different heart beats of two individuals was shown by a machine which made the heart beat so loudly you could hear it. Many other interesting things were shown to us, such as, electric eye betrayal of a gurglar, although the burglar himself could not see it; an apparatus which could test whether one was lying or not, but which has been ruled out of American courts, because the defendant may not testify against himself. She gets suit Wilmetta Spaugy. her man. Friday, April 23 Jr. High track meet at the B.Y. today. Is Lincoln holding school or is the B.Y. holding it for us? & Coal Party Nominations Big Doings At Lincoln Wednesday, the seventh, was Phone 574 i son acted as chairmen of the primaries. During the primary of the Gold Party, the nominees for president took a vacation. They returned later to be informed that Lewis Wells was chosen as president for the Gold ticket. Mary Conder as vice June Bean, secretary, president, Norma Dunford, debate manager, Daryl Stewart, dramatic manager, and Richard Taylor, advertising manager. The Blue Party chose Kent Fielding for president, Nila Bone, vice president, Lena Lamb, debate manager, Nuotni Davis, dramatic manager, Myrth Liston, msuic manager, and Don Edwards, advertising manager. From the outcome of the nonri- nations we takeit that the girls are in more demand than thq boys. For student body officers at least. Grant Elliott and Joe Blake were chosen campaign managers. The Blue Party candidates were more success in the elections. Which were conducted during the third period, Wednesday, April 14. ' DAY FASHION MARIONETTE SHOW REVUE The event of the was Girls Day, April 16. Under the auspices of the girls a matinee dance was given the sixth period with girls choice prevailing. The outstanding feature of the dance was the fash-o- n revue in which the girls from each sewing .class demonstrated the dresses they had made. The seventh period an assembly program was given under the direction of Edith Stewart and La Rue Boulton. In this Ruth Farnworth took the part of a French and discussed the good points of each dress as it was presented. A short skit featuring the girls who had made pajamas was given. It was cleverly done with the theme being the girls day dance Then the prizes were awarded for the best made and appearing dresses. The first prize, which was a lovely white big, was awarded to Nyla Nesbit; second prize, an organdie collar, to Wanda Campbell, third prize, a piece of dress goods, to Mary Jean Skinner; and special award to Bernice Soulier. crowning springs activities e" IF YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR BAND la an unusual and clever program planned by Gordon Hansen, Beth Prestwich and Geo Davis the band offered excellent entertainment. The theme of the program was: If you want to join our band, then do s nething. Mr. Terry act yd as the registrar and members wishing to join, volunteered some entertainment to prove they were worthy. A trombone quartet, cornet duet, readings, tap dancing, and jokes wefe parts rendered by members of the band. The entire group joined in thVee numbers, and especially good rendition being "Turkey In The Straw." AWARD ACHIEVEMENT Very entertaining to Junior High students, was Hanleys Marionette show presented to the student body March 28. The announcer was a little fellow named Teddy who eagerly said .hello at each appearance. Some of the very excellently The presented characters were; Man on the Flying Trapeze, with his wild antics and tricks; a little Dutch girl and boy uniquely acted the song A Lithe Dutch Girl and a Little Dutch Boy; Shirley clothes Temple, in characteristic and dancing, danced in The Good Ship Lollypop; a skelaton, whose limbs agilely danced off in various quarters when the "spirit" moved him, presented a specter sight. The concluding part was the enactment of the song "Ihree Little Pigs with the wolf blowing in the house. ' STUDENT BODY ELECTION. The Junior High has been nothing but excitement for the last few days, since the student body election campaign has been going on. Three parties were represented: Blue, Purple, and Gold. At last the assembly came. Each party had its candidates perform. The students were rather in doubt about- which candidate to vole for, and after some consideration, the following students were elected to fill the offices of the junior high student body next year: president, Stephen Bunnell; Donna Stubbs; secretary, Waldean I vers; President of Girls' Orgam-aztioLa Vern Ginger; president of Boys' Organization, Leland athletic Leo Wells; manager, Farnworth; 8th grade representative, Wanda Campbell. We wish to congratulate these students, and wish them success in the coming year. - u, ASSEMBLY PROGRAM To the junior high was presented a piogrant sponsored by Eileen Jex and Mabel Christensen. Most of the performers were from the senior high. Beth Brercton imitated scveial diffci cut people and gave us some gossip. Norma Dunford gave a selection entitled "Spring, The selection was about a young boy who had been put in prison for killing his step father. He was and didnt care very disgusted whether lie lived or not. Later he found out that his mother was dying He got pardoned to go and see his mother and when he got there, she died. lie went back to prison and told the warden how it all happened when he killed his in self defense step father. It and was pardoned and given a new At the culmination of each years activities an outstanding student is chosen for the junior high achievement award. The following students were candidates for the award: Walter BigJenav ler, Mabel Christensen, Hansen, Ellen Bone, Clco Davis, LinApril 2, was Boy' day at Leone Madsen, Ross Holdaway, coln High and once more the girls Rosa Lee Memmott, Ruth Muzzeil were flattered by the undivided at- and Dorothy Rieske. tention of the boy... The boys were Students were chosen from those responsible for a really outstanding who ranked high in scholarship assembly with even a few ravish- and were judged on the following ing chorus girls who were very poinis: appreciation of service, ingraceful as to limb and beautiful, itiative, cooperation, ambition, self as to face. class standing, reliance, loyalty, At noon, little tickets were pre- and credits earned. start. sented to all the girls. These little i tickets were good for one in any of the six delightful flavors. The climax came with the carniAt val dance ill the gymnasium. the dance the most popular man like You see teacher, it was this; was announced and presented. This it was either a flunk and a bawlvery popular young man was deing out, or a good cheat and pos- termined by means of voting done sibly not a bawling out, if you earlier in the day. It i3 no less than .of our doings, were none the wiser Jack Conder, outstanding athlete ;i but as you are more than we ex- and prominent member of the senpected, we also were disappointed. ior class. Now you can see we must also take the bitter with the sweet. We are sorry you got your bot1 L . a. - I f, tles wrong and mistook the laugh"Tigerettes for else and something ing gas GIVES YOU The Tigerettes put over one of laughed about the tests, for as friend to friend (or enemy) may the most successful assemblies of we say that we fail to see anything the year on Friday, April 9th, when what's so very funny about the they attempted to bribe St. Peter or into admitting them into paradise. test, (maybe we're crazy Mr. Peter (Miriam Cutler to perhaps In dosing may we express our you), seemed a little harsh with apology and tell you from the bot- some of them for sending them tom of our only test tube that we down to Satan (Kleva 1 ountain) Complete and those two little devils, Mary are terribly sorry. Home and Theda, but can you blame Signed The Unknown (we hope) him? 1. Cr.LATIS Boys Day a Success milk-nick- k i'lliiiliillll V. Club News i l PROOF OF ALL 5 BA35G SERVICES for Refrigeration NOTICE There will be an EXCURSION to the L. D. S. 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