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Show Thursday, June 2, I960 Page 3 THE VALLEY VIEW NEWS ANYTHING GOES Mining dollars -p- rosperity's lifeblood Blood circulation is essential to human life. In the same way, the circulation of dollars Is essential to Utah's economic life. Mining pours nearly $100,000,000 yearly into our state's economic bloodstream through purchases of equipment, supplies, power and fuel. As a customer alone, Utah mining helps support hundreds of businesses which employ thousands of Utahns. UTAH HIKING ASSOCIATION "from the Barth comes an abundant for off " Iff Have you ever been at a party where, all of a sud- pressure in the veins with rsulting varicosities of den, for no apparent reason, everyone stops talking these vesels. (Besides, it wrinkles your pants.) The age of the earth i estimated to be three or and no one knows what to say. Its at times like these when you should have an ample stock of facts four billion years. (Dont panic. I said four billion, at your fingertips to get the conversation on its way not million.) The German general who turned the tide at the again. of be For instance, wouldnt you proud yourself Battle of Waterloo, and thus helped defeat Napoleon if you were caught in a predicament like this to be was Gebbhard Leberecht von Blucher. (So vat vas able to come up with something like, Did you dot monicker again?) The first telescope was made by aDutch optician, know that Innisfail is the poetical name for Ireland? Of course, I dont gaurantee that this little gem of Hans Lippershey in 1608, but really developed by Galileo who made his first one in 1609. (I wonder knowledge will keep the conversation going for three of four hours, but at least youve if they knew that most of them would be sold in tried. If it falls flat again, let someone else take a Burlesque houses.) Married people live longer than single peole. (Or try at it. However, if people place you in the precarious position of the official conversation maybe it just seems longer!) a The average human body contains between 3 y2 to then you have grave responsibility. I It is for you that have made up this list of facts 5 y2 quarts of blood. (And a fifth, now and again.) There are 2,000 pounds in a ton in the United that you can use to keep the party from becoming a complete flop. I would suggest you memorize them States and 2,400 pounds in at on in Great Britain. and become the hero of the evening the'next time a (Probably got water logged on the way over.) silence gathers over a gettogether. The comments Light travels at the rate of 186,284 miles per in parentheses are my own and in no way detract second. (Then how come some people never see the from the authenticity of the facts. light?) Cleanliness is next to Godliness. (While I was in The date palm has to be artificially fertilized if it the Army, it was next to impossible.) There is no relation between the weather and is to bear fruit. (If youve got to fertilize, artificially the explosion of atomic bombs. (I can just hear a is the best way.) caveman saying, I dont care what anyone says, we The average brain weighs about three pounds. never had weather like this until they shot off those (Except for the idiots brains at your party.) Hair and nails do not continue to grow after bows and arows.) Terrazzo is flooring of small chips of marble set death. Actually, what happens is that the skin contracts, exposing more hair and nails. (Like, what in cement and polished. (No wonder the waiter looked at me so strangely when I order it on my difference does it make anyhow?) Did you ever notice that when you stroke the pizza.) Domenico Theotokopoulus was the real name of sole of your foot the big toe become rigid and exthe as reflex. the Babinsky tended. This is known painter El Greco. (Good move, buddy.) The first cuntry to abolish slavery was England, (Havent you got something better to do than stroke who outlawed the trade in slaves in the year 1807. the soles of your fet?) You should never cross your legs because the (Ill have to tell my boss its been outlawed.) Incunabula is another word for cradle. pressure on the peroneal nerves may injure them in eturn blood of and the pressure will impede the (Dig this: Lullaby baby, on the tree top. When the the veins toward the hear and thus cause excessive wind blows the incunabula will rock.) effer-vescent- a? BILLS PRESSING? - AVOID GRANISHMENT - Satisfy All Your Creditors ONE PLACE TO PAY! Come in to Pay UTAH CREDIT COUNSELORS 583 4th South Phone ELgin 9-84- 55 live a little enjoy By Rolf W Kay ly er, the most Choice Black DR. T. CHLEPAS, Optometrist MOUNTAIN SOIL REASONABLE 16 YARDS AM 9-45- AM 72 Downstairs Kearns Medical Center Call CY MAKES Guaranteed Work Fast Service G.E. 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