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Show Thursday, February THE VALLEY VIEW NEWS Page 2 B. MILLER, Special to the Valley Viey News Publisher Clark J. Salyer of 4844 So. 4180 Entered as 2nd Class matter at the Post Office at Salt Lake City, Utah W. in Kearns is beginning work in the second quarter of this years under the Act of March 3, 1879 Institute in Mathematics ESTABLISHED 1954 at the University of Utah. This quarters work is devoted to Published weekly by Valley View News Publishing Company at the study of geometry, under the Salt Lake County, Utah direction of prof. C. R. Wylie, Jr., Phone EMpire head of the U.' math department. Post Office Box 2608 - Salt Lake City, Utah The teachers attend the Institute after school hours with tuition For Classified Advertising Call CY for the courses being paid by a REPORTERS: grant from the National Science Elizabeth Yowell CY 4290 W. 5540 South Kearns Foundation. CY Jessie Olsen 4911 So. 4980 West Kearns Mr. Salyer is a teacher at LinAM Arleen Morrill 5842 So. Redwood Rd. Bennion Staff Photographer Jack Olsen Phone: CY Kearns coln Junior High. ce 96 20 at the David Gourley School as a School 40 students participated in special treat. The PTA will furnish a talent show last week. The new ice cream; cookies are being preschool song was introduced and pared by the room mothers. sung with great enthusiasm. The At the Qquirrh Hills Elementary song was composed by William and KEARNS JR. HIGH INVITES Pamela Petusky. The words are PUBLIC TO COMEDY ASSEMBLY jelow: The biggest assembly of the year will be held 'Friday at 2 p.m. in the OQUIRRH HILLS SONG auditorium of the Kearns Jr. High The School we love is Oquirrh us. School. A comedy, Gunsmudge, to is so it Hills; good We work and learn here every day based on the popular television series, Gunsmoke, will be presented and do our studies, plus. so well, Our teacher teaching us by the mixed chorus of the school, directed by Mr. Kelly Pearce. A our classmates one and all. cordial invitation is extended to all We all have fun in spending time residents to come in and join the within our classroom walls. forwont but Some day well leave, laughs. get, the fun that we have had here ANYTHING GOES Here we are again in an election year. And it seems to me there are going to be more candidates for office of the President of the United 'States than in any other previous election. Of course, in a democracy such as ours, everyone is entitled to take a crack at the highest office in the land. But after a midnight snack of pickled pigs feet and eclairs, I had a dream last night about the forthcoming elections. It seems the strangest people were running for office. Let me tell you about some of these people and give you some excerpts from their campaign speeches. ELVIS PRESLEY: . . . and I guarantee you that as long as Im President of these here swinging United States there will be no war. I can guarantee this because if you look at the record you wiy find that I have just returned from Germany. And let me tell you cats, that while I was over there, Russia never once attacked. Im mighty proud of my efforts and I only hope that the G.I.s who replace me are able to hold back the Russians as well as I By Rolf W. Kay for the money and balance the budget For Oquirrh Hills we love you so, you are our friend so dear. ... SOUTH KEARNS CONRAD HILTON: I promise you Ill eliminate every tax in the United States. My plan is simple. Ill buy every home and building in the United States and charge everybody rent. Ill use this money to run the government and declare a dividend twice a year. BOBBY DARIN: Yeah, man, I dont know nothing about being a President, but that aint gonna stop me, yeah man. I know that I can straighten this country out, like pronto, man. I lead a charmed life, daddy-o- . Look at my past record. I cant sing but the kids have bought my records like they were great. If I can fool these kids into thinking Ive got talent, I can kid the whole world into thinking Im a good Pres. Get it, man? JACK BENNY: Im going to save you people a lot of money. If Im elected president Im not going to spend a dime . . . cast your vote for me and ZA ZA GABOR: there will be no more war. If any countree has any did. intentions of starting another war, Ill simply borrow WARD BOND: The greatest threat to the Mamas airplane and fly over there and have a talk United States is not Russia or the hydrogen bomb. with those nice men. I bet I can convince them theres No sir. The thing that we have to fear most is the mote interesting things to do than go to war. Teamsters Union. Why, do you realize that with one TOMMY MANVILLE: . . . and although Ive word, Jimmy Hoffa can stop every wheel in the never been- active in politics, I think I can cope with United States? Trucks, buses, railroad, trains would any problem that might arise. 1 know I can perstop in their tracks. Wed be paralyzed. But with me suade any one to see things my way. After all, I as President, the problem would be solved. Ive got convinced a dozen women they should marry me every one of my wagon trains standing by in case and that takes a lot of persuading . . . of an emergency. With my wagon trains rolling, wed ED SULLTVAN: I dont know if Ill make a be back in business good President but with all that money in Fort GOVERNOR EARL LONG: Ive been in poliKnox Ill put on the biggest television show you tics all my life and I wouldnt even want a salary ever saw. because I just want to serve my fellow Americans. 'JOHN DALY: and if Im elected President the is of to the United me Besides, States, paying your income tax will be enough keep graft living in the manner to which I am accustomed. And the first fun. Well make a game out of it. When you send in thing I want to do is to give the United States bigger your tax return, leave the part where it says ocand better insane asylums. These happy farms are cupation blank. When we get your return, the panel in deplorable shape and not fit to live in. And, lkdies and I will try to guess what your line is. If we cant and gentlemen, believe me, I know. So, I promise you guess it you wont have to pay any tax. Wont that this, my friends, if I am elected President of the be fun? United State I plan to spend most of my time in JOHN L. LEWIS: With me as President Ill the nut house. guarantee you, well not have any trouble from DESI ARNAZ: . . . and after Im elected, if anyone. Ill just give everyone in the world 24 hours there is a deficit in the budget, Ill just ask Lucy to get out ... - ... ... ... VALLEY VIEW NEWS CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING 53 1 5c 2x8 ce annual affair to give the students a chance to have a class picture :!rom each class they attend. Mrs. Stones 2nd grade class presented a program for their parents and the studentbody last week. iach student gave a short, illus-rate- d talk on reptiles and mammals. XAVIER CLUB PLANS The halls at South Kearns are ValenMARDI BRAS DANCE decorated with beautifully tine cutouts and Valentine parties The Xavier Club of St. Francis will be held in the home rooms is making plans for a Mardi Gras Friday afternoon. Costume Ball to be held Feb. 27, from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. at the Parish Hall. Admission will be $3.50 per WEST KEARNS Watch this paper for addiAt the request of the Student couple. information next week. tional Council of the West Kearns School, an all faculty cast will present a special talent shgw today during BINGO WINNER AT ST. FRANCIS school hours. An assortment of Mrs. Lorenz D. Bywater, Kearns, dances, vocal numbers, instrumen- was the lucky winner of $225 at tal selections and comedy sketches the Bingo Party sponsored by St. will delight the audience. Francis Church last Saturday. Another winner was Mrs. DoroDAVID GOURLEY SCHOOL thy Sargent of Granger, an absenbetee are player, who bagged the $25 Special Valentines parties ing planned by the various grades prize in the 10th game. BOY SCOUT NEWS Cub Scout Pack 259 will hold its monthly pack meeting at Granger Community Christian Church on Feb. 12 at 8 p.m.. The Cub Scout program is effective when parents, eaders and Cubs plan and work together. All are urged to attend the Pack meeting. The annual Blue and Gold Banquet is planned for Feb. 26. Watch for further announcements. view examiner. After a thorough per line, with a minimum of 45c per insertion ft. studs, 29c each. Birch Doors 1 ONLY Norge Refrigerator at Big Discount Used Electric Range Like New 4.95 & up. Va Price Sale On All Wood Bunk Beds $39 95 Many More Casings, Door Jambs and Stop, also Inlaid Linoleum, Asphalt Vinyl Rubber have been bounced around on a salesBargains Table Lamp's on Special Sale Lay-awNow for Christmas! NOYCES Tile and Rubber Base Cove. All at Half-Primans truck. Over 25 different models FURNITURE & PAINT, 5400 West 35th and styles to choose from. You will Complete Stock Wallpaper, 3c Roll and Up. Rubber Base Paint with be happier If you call at our show South, AM rooms before you buy. Summerhays this Ad, $3.95 Gal., regular $5.95. WILL DO IRONINO In my home reasonBLOSCH SALES COMPANY Music Co., 3719 Bo. State St., S.L.C., 4370 W. 5700 Utah. Everything For the Home Inside and Out ' ably. Call CY So. Ida Shepp. 402 So. 8th West Salt Lake City, Utah Phone EM FOR HEALTHS SAKE keep clean. For WE ARE AS NEAR as your telephone. For quality dry cleaning, call DURFEY CLEANERS. CY dependable service call DURFEY DRY Established diswork at home. LADIES, CLEANERS, CY tributor has piece work available for reCASH FOR your real estate equity. One eves. sponsible women who have a minimum time MUST SELL '51 CHRYSLER hardtop, raday service. Mr. Katz HU of 15 hours per week and aie free to HU dio and heater, good tires, good constart immediately. No selling or teledition throughout. See at Lorraine Press DePersonnel INCOME TAX returns prepared in your phoning. Call AM (421 Church St.) EM Best offer home reasonable. R. R. Barker. Call partment. or trade for something of value. Magna 2440 or CY Standard 54 CHEV BEL AIR, NURSERY CARE for children in my home, FOR SALE: 2 lamps, end table, bathinette Transmission, radio and heater, com4820 W. 4865 So. CY References or all in excellent condition. CY pletely original and very clean. Will furnished. see at 5133 So. 4240 West. take older model as trade and arrange or financing If necessary. EM IN EXPERIENCED CARE for children in my home. KEARNS $30 DOWN, owner desperate, Can furnish references. CY evenbedRELIABLE LADY will baby sit days and tranferred, must sell. Lovely 3 ings in your borne. 35 cents per hour. Call room, l2 baths, wall to wall carpetMrs. Brown, CY ing, double garage, landscaped, must CY REED DAVIS REALTOR see to appreciate. CR drive Jeep, 1948. Good DAVIS FOR SALE REED EM CY condition. $500 IN We need your listing. Extensive sales REALTOR, CY program. Call for more homes for sale. EXPERT IRONING free pickup and delivery 1 2 shares acre IN BENNION: SALE FOR anywhere. CY irrigation water, 5 room house, with full RIDERS WANTED Kearns to Salt Lake. Leave in rear, basement, 4 room garage house All ages, Individual 4:00 A.M. return 1:00 p.m., CY gos heat, sewer, city water. 5844 So. 1700 READING LESSONS! Instruction. AM W. Call AM LOVELY NEW SPINET PIANOS $15.00 down $15.00 per month all are fresh from the new packing boxes. None class pictures were taken at the South Kearns Elementary School yesterday. This is an The 1959-6- 0 MISSION WEEK AT ST. FRANCIS Sunday will be the first day of a Mission Week, sponsored by St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church in Kearns. Masses will be held each monring at 6:30 and 8:30 a.m. and each evening at 7:30 p.m. Missionary Father Phillip M. Philben, will give short instructions during morning services and in the evenings will talk about the fundamental truth of religion. The Rev. Mark O. Benvegnu, pastor, extends an invitation to anyone interested to join in the services. examination the following advancements and awards were approved: Roy O. Weaver, 1st Class, Home Repairs Merit Badge; Pets Merit Badge; Swimming Merit Badge. Vernon Collins, 2nd Class; James Matson, 2nd Class; Donald Matson, 2nd Class, Danny Young: Rabbit Raising Merit Badge; Stamp Collecting Merit Badge. Randall Wright, Stamp Collecting Troop 259 held its January Unit Merit Badge. Board of Review on Monday, 'Jan. Roundtable for Cub Scout leaders 25. Mr. Preston Luck acted a1? Re- will be held at Valley Junior High Place your wants ads by calling CY or mail them with your remittance to 4290 West 5540 South, Kearns. Classified Advertsing: 1960 Second Quarter Begins at Institute Valley Vieic IfleuA HARRY II, Thursday evening, Feb. 11. NEW KEARNS STAKE ay (4-2- 8) 0) or, (2-1- 1; (3-3- 1) (2-1- 1) The new Kearns Stake Center where the quarterly Stake conference will be held Saturday and Sunday, Feb. 13 and 14. |