Show ecari examination NATION class in general information stand up the class consisting of four youths in in vanous ious conditions ot of frow drowsiness fio wines siness an antl in garments of the usual countrified patched hue glue up and prepare for the ordeal now then jim smithers what hat is is a poli politicians politician lician 2 A feller abich serves an apprenticeship tice ship to living selling his friends drinking bad whisky and neglecting his family until lie he gets out of his bi time when he be gets to be a journeyman office hunter or a boss officeholder good now non then next what is is a popular preacher A fetter feller who never has a call from the lord for less than five thousand a year ear and expenses including donation parties pir ties also a feller i which amuses himself a lecturing about the country at fifty dollars a pop he gives liberally of nothing to the poor serves the devil jn in such a avny as ho be thinks gilr lea least st offend the lear L dj wears firt class and preaches agin pride rides to hurch church ina in a carriage and condemns poor people for riding in ili the cars and the he gits tired of bustness business busil L he quits gilg into clahe git 1 congregation on degation anil and becomes betimes be tomes a religious sifter or oi eipps elj X WS j and he ha glint gita su pendal wilda if hi he got his deserts deseri med hod lo be aith a rope right next what is a fool well hes bes a fetter feller who ever aery man he meets is honest a fellow inho ho imagines he can make money by being generous to misers liberal to and missionary socie socie ties and honest toward ro rogues ie ies I well and what hat becomes of them of ingoll why fools yes well them that dont go into newspapers or hanagin hanagin ma nagin nagin opera houses for a livin gener generally ally contrive to pick up a precarious and hnatin livin as schoolmasters class clas olianis dismissed ed half holiday sidney smith was as complaining complain ino of a young youn gentleman who ho althou although 9 h many years his junior was in the habit of addressing him by his christian name a privilege which aich as sidney sanith remarked he only alov allowed ed his most intimate friends soon after the gentleman in question q t leson entered e 11 the room and familiarly addressing smith as sidney inquired e ol 01 how he thought of pass rig ng the day for my part he added addea the of canterbury Canterb my the then heri I 1 dr howley has often invited me to pay him a visit at addington park and I 1 think I 1 shall drive kaii down and return in the cool of the evening I 1 ah returned sidney 1 then alet let me give you a word of advice I 1 know something of the archbishop he be is a very excellent man but rather proud dont call him william he be might not like it A roar of laughter followed tins this significant speech and as the disc discomfited youth left the room sidney smith turned round and quietly remarked 1 I think thin k I 1 have settled the cool of the evening at last |