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Show aY - By Nadia Ashtawy Monday Mar. 14 Music OPEN MIC NIGHT-7 p.m. at Muse Music, 151 N. University Ave., Provo. MuseMusicOnline.com or 801-377-MUSE. $1. Theater 'LITTLE WOMEN' – 7:30 p.m. at the Capitol Theatre, 50 W. 200 S., Salt Lake City. ArtTix. org or 801-355-ARTS. $15 to $75. 'HAIRSPRAY' – 7:30 p.m. at Hale Center Theater, 225 W. 400 N., Orem. HaleTheater. org or 801-226-8600. $15.50 to $17.50. Hey Party People, It's that time of year again. The sun's coming out more, birds are singing, and you're getting burnt out from the busywork and sleepless nights your classes have forced upon you. If only there were some kind of yearly event, when universities and colleges say to their students "Go nuts for the next couple of days! School is on hiatus!" Oh, right. That thing exists. Brothers and sisters, Spring Break is upon us. Now, don't go too crazy, because it's just for a measly three days. Maybe next year, when we've all grown up a bit and proved how responsible we are, UVU will give us a full week off. We just haven't earned it, apparently. Still, three days is enough time for you to cause some good ol' fashioned trouble, make a regrettable decision or two and kill the part of your brain that's holding on to what you've been learning all semester through a steady diet of midday naps, TV marathons and general springtime iniquity. And The V? We expect to be so banged up and tired from our 72-hour revelry that we've already decided to take next week off as well. That's right. Your favorite 8-page black-and-white student published "magazine" will not be appearing on the stands next week. You may ask yourself how you will ever survive an entire week without reading our depraved, typo-laden articles about abortion rights and midget wrestling. We think you can handle it. We left you an extra page of events so that you'll know what's going on while we're away. And we'll be back before you know it. Don't have any noisy parties while we're gone, kids. There's pizza money on the kitchen counter. 'NO DOGS ALLOWED' – 7:30 p.m. at SCERA Center: Showhouse II, 699 S. State St., Orem. SCERA.org or 801225-ARTS. $4 to $6. fekt- Red4 Visual Art Editors of The V ECLECTIC LETTERS: CALIGRAPHY GUILD EXHIBIT – 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. at Covey Center for the Arts, 425 W. Center St., Provo. CoveyCenter.org or 801-8527007. $10. Education MUSEUM MONDAYS: SHAMROCK SHIN DIG – 5-7 p.m. Museum of Ancient Life at Thanksgiving Point, Lehi. ThanksgivingPoint.com or 801-768-2300. $10 for adults, $8 for seniors and children under 12. Other INTEGRATED YOGA CLASS – 6 p.m. at the Krishna Temple, 311 W. 8500 S., Spanish Fork. UtahKrishnas.org or 801-7983559. Free. Be good, Eave agd "Ada A/taw* STAFF INFECTION If you were to send in an audition tape for an MTV show about Spring Break, what would be in the tape? "I would do nothing but make fun of everyone else. My goal would be to get in a fight with every person in the cast, and I would fight crime on the side." –Jarom Moore, Assistant News Editor "Me, Gary Busey and Charlie Sheen hangin' out, drinking tiger blood and fighting warlocks." OPEN MIC ACOUSTIC NIGHT – 8 p.m. at Velour, 135 N. University Ave., Provo. VelourLive.com or 801-818BAND. $2 for performers, $3 CONTINUES ON PAGE 6 –Rob Steffen, Swimsuit Model "I would use my special talent—the one where I am a teenage werewolf, and I'm really good at basketball. Go Beavers!" –John-Ross Boyce, The V Editor –Lex Bourgeous, News Writer "I would make a video of all the clichés from Spring Break related videos. You know the one's I'm talking about (winky face emoticon)." –Elyse Taylor, Designer "I would send in a video of me working my ass off or sleeping. That's what I do on Spring Break." –Kira Terry, Sports Editor. "I would put video footage of me changing diapers." –Andrea Whatcott, News Editor Tuesday, March 15 Music "Look directly into the camera and stare them the f—k down." LI. LI. ICE Editor-in-chief of the UVU Review David Self Newlin newlinda@uvu.edu Editors of The V Lead Designer Nadia Ashtawy neman996@gmail.com Audrey Moore John-Ross Boyce jrboyce@gmail.com Send story tips to tips@uvureview.com |