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Show Your Life MONDAY, APRIL 18, 2005 Top 5 movies last weekend PAGEB1 If you don't like this one... ten minutes 1. Sahara 2 . Sin City 13. Fever Pitch Guess Who | Beauty Shop In theaters this weekend • A Lot Like Love • The Interpreter • King's Ransom New DVDs | this Tuesday | m Meet The Fockers Q House of Flying Daggers 0 A Love Song For Bobby The Billboard Top 5 Andy Hunt/NetXNews Among seven other plays in UVSCs "Short Attention Span Theatre", "Taking a Bath," starring Joel Petrie, is sure to entertain. Short Attention Span Theatre proves talent and humor Let's look at some of the highlights. The MC the tale of three dumb crooks trying to rob a for the show was Kabir Mapiti, an Indian for- doughnut shop. After a few slower and more Life Writer eign exchange student played by serious plays, the show closed For those of you who don't give UVSCs the very funny Spencer.King. Am- "Each play with the best of them all, "CodTheatre Department much credit, then you ber James Howell's "May I Help gers in the Night." With the missed out on the opportunity to see our fel- You," a People's Court scenario best characters and directing, deserves the low students shine. The Short Attention Span filled with humor and great acting, this skit about an old man tryTheatre's promise that "if you don't like this got a rise out of audience members ing to escape from a convalesone... wait ten minutes" proved to be true. with it's surprise ending. "A Gold- credit owed for cent home had everyone rolling in their seats. Each play deserves the credit owed for orig- en-Red Lure" by Kyle Hunter was originality and well told by director Tomas Ferninality and creativity. Not many people know For those of you who did not this, but there are two masterminds behind lund. This "Big Fish" type of story make it to The Short Attention each play: the writer and the director. The was very light-hearted and closed creativity.". Span Theatre, make sure you writer is the creator of the story and the direc- the first half of the show. get out to see it next time. The tor has the creative vision necessary to make The end of the intermission hailed us with talented students of the Theatre department it happen. yet another comical story called "Donuts," have definitely earned our support. Luke Hickman The Massacre - 50 " Cent The First Lady " - Faith Evans Guero - Beck Now That's What I • Call Music: Vol. 18 4 5 Pleasure & Pain-112 ASUVSC constitutional changes you didn't notice Coming to stores this Tuesday Who Is Mike • Jones? - Mike Jones • • Grace - Jim Brickman II Divo-IIDivo Coming to town this week Slipknot @ E Center of VWC, April 19 Steve Vai @ In The Venue, April 20 Kings of Leon @ In The Venue, April 22 Carolines Spine and Royal Bliss @ The Velvet Room, April o Photo courtesy of Gayiord Films Jake Gyllenhaal and Jena Malone stars in Donate Dorko, available on DVD. A few movies for guys "Silence of the Lambs." As messed up as "Saw" is, the Life Writer intensity combined with its I think that most of you shocking surprise ending guys will agree with me on makes it worth it. this one; after being forced to In 2001 many people were see lame movies like "Hitch," drawn into young filmmaker we're sick of watching chick Richard Kelly's "Donnie flicks! This week we take a Darko." Now available on look at some DVDs that are DVD is the Director's Cut of just a little bit darker than the original film. If semi-artsy "Miss Congeniality 2." films draw you in, then you "Saw" was released to the- will find this to be a beautiaters nationwide last year. fully told story. More people were drawn Jake Gyllenhaal ("The Day to its grizzly violence and After Tomorrow") plays Donnail-biting scenarios than nie, an odd kid looking for a originally expected. All you supernatural way to set things need to know about the film right for his family and friends is this: a psychopath has two in this "mad world." Drew men chained down in a room, Barrymore and ER's Noah and he's going to manipulate Wyle play two of Donnie's them to do the most disturb- mentors that train him and ing things you've seen since help him discover the tools Luke Hickman needed to accomplish this. The upside to the Director's Cut is that it answers many of the questions that the original cut left you with. Passing under the radar unnoticed in 1999 was "Boondock Saints": a tale of two Irish brothers appointed by God to kill all evildoers in Boston. After watching this movie you will be asking yourself, "Why can't 1 have that calling?!" Due to all the dead gang members around town, the FBI sends out Special Agent Smecker (Willem Dafoe) to investigate these murders, always one step behind the "saints." Due to great action sequences and humorous dark violence, this film is quickly fitting the bill as a cult classic. 9 8 7 6 Free wardrobe for student council. Oh wait, they do that anyways Mormon/Non-Mormon drinking fountains on campus New Student Government position: "Executive of coming up with new fake jobs to give high school buddies" Student government will no longer recognize gay people who are going steady as official couples UVSC will now allow Springville High School alumni to vote in student body elections No more paying * speakers 50,000 to come speak, with one exception: that guy who hosts the show with funny animal videos on "Animal Planet" 4 Quoting Napolean Dynomite will result in automatic expulsion 3 Official school colors: "Abercrombie blue" and "bleached-tip yellow" Student body president must be a white, land-owning, Male Mormon and have a worthiness interview from Kay Anderson before he takes office. UVSCs official drink: Dr. Bold |