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Show A LITTLE PROMPTING j ASK ME Jane (at one end of sofa to Eltnei at other end) Elmer, do you think my eyes are beautiful? Bashful Elmer Uh huh! Jane And do you think my hair Is the prettiest you've ever seen? Elmer Gee whiz! I'll sty. Jane Do you think I have a perfect figure? Elmer Goshl You bet Jane And do you think my lips are like rubies? Elmer-O- h boy! Ill say they are. Jane Are my teeth like pearls? Elmer Uh huh! Jane Oh, Elmer, you say the cutest tilings. ANOTHER - , T " General Quiz A The Question ar.J li.c minutes into nimuti'n 2. W!:..t t jtl-fMi- is r:i .hai.t lie on u;- ri i (lows ( ii 1 I '(. 1. i M:t V. , Tic j.ris ti f r 7. T!:ifi..!.u pl.n.nil is r i .ii riK? a uoiM's J- -e S..x, Ai.-.i-r- t fu.l tuV taKi-charge if tin .m i v. i:li Tliey fir :i? J 1 uo-- i i X:.i- - I bril-luii- er -' mr of ti.c N'i! il is f n.a.-i.i i :ii wiail? 5. V.iml 'at.t;.i ii.;e f ir a r:;.rr a 4. T; amazing it its MX-ici- f tod the gomi tii.it M- - xii u has d r.e lor boll playor army 3. In tiC FAR 1348 has been an rf our w.tr'aine SOMM sou in two ways-friiioc lu from li.t and its failures. For ecomi.'-- i llu lii.i.r irilo 6i Wiiii nivi.li-i- . t Funny Little Be. For the NiljJ have In cm tii cli.ini-pmr.- s. Cull lias no vl.a'.? entry with Uii 8. The slurs" of OM Glory nra and Hyron NW-not stars. Arinrilmg to heraldry, sun, the two US'! how many puints dura a star j tug money winners, have? trailing Lloyd Mangrum in the If. 8. Wliat state in the United S. Open. We seem to have 11 it best States has the most deep oil wellsT tennis players but a Frenchman is 16. Tliere are only two places in still the Wimbledon winner. What has happened in the first the United Stales where an American flag is flown 24 hours s day. year after the war? Except In the Where are they? way of record attendances and general eiithusiaam. the aftermath of World War II hasn't even apThe Answer 1. The Chaldeans, about 4,000 proached the aftermath uf World Wjr I. Not In the way uf competiB. C. 2. Sixty-on- e per cent. Of 872.000 tive clan. fas you name competitors today officers, 531,0Hi were originally ensho have anything llkn the mm listed men. 3. No. Klephants sleep in a bined elaaa of Haba Kulh, Jack llempsey, Bobby Jonea, Hill kneeling position. 4. Dynamite. Itogera Tommy lliteheock, 5. New Hampshire (13 years). florniiby, Earl Kande, Waller Hagen, 6. In London as a demonstra(irir Saraxen, Red Grange, Man a' tion of Britain's recovery from the War? We have Joe faults. Hut Joe Louis baa been the world war. 7. Petroleum. heavyweight champion for over nine year. 8. Six. 9. Ixmisiana with 91 drilled beWe have Ted Williams, hut Ted low 12.000 feet in depth. California WilliiiinH hit over .400 befuie the is next with (15 arid Texas third l.u.1 w.ir. He was a great b.ill playwith 41. er. ur at lcii.it a gnat hitter, bef-ua 10. The Capitol In Wiishinptnn Wm Id War it ever when cumin-.-- ' t is in session and at .shglit b n r. ft.iiiur.y I1.iiu;1i iind Sul l back bebue the grave of Framis go Key. ol us ll'i-gu- n .j ' I big husky Lifeguard Why can't fellow like you swim? Suntanned Too much Iron In my blood. Figuring Tee Close Down in the small southern town where he lives people are all so kind and indulgent with Uncle Mose that the ancient darky has become a little spoiled. One day Uncle Mose presented a check for $19.42 at the local bank. The old man took the money from the teller, counted it, then recounted it He didn't seem to be satisfied. Uncle the matter. "Whats Mose?" the teller asked. Isn't It Til-di-- n, right?" Yes," was the grudging but (levi-Iupe- t Hall Lifihlninn globe nf fire g whii-l- fi-- veti-ian- s nu-lie- thi-in- y io iwriW 10 pAiaral.MirfMt. HMMilV far IM f MtMl arfiM wwiifmi f Tr-hha Haaeis Hnl-aaririiT'i boo aawfari la TMaM. 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Against tins list 1 havent the lieai t to give you the names of who have faded, folded up or slipped badly who, returning from army and navy assignments, fell far behind. The outstanding of Ii4U--sfar - has liren tin- - Red Sox, plus Ted Williams. Plus the Dodgers' fine showing against heavy odds, player for player. The secund nomination is Joe Louis -- who against Hilly Conn had almost no ppimsiliim. Hen Hogan ami IJyrou Nelson are winners in the two major gulf-li- ul Lloyd Mangnun Is Open champion und Herman Reiser is And Sammy file Master's winner. Snt-dis Uritisli champion. It is all very much confused, veiy badly tangled up. .Mil The rarest mid least imdr-rsi I form uf lilitrui'i! is bull hi'.htn.ni', in:.tA-:i- A Crewing File Dean David of the Harvard school of business was addressing a group of executives. "It's true that there is a great deal of knowledge at Harvard. The reason why there is so much knowledge at Harvard," the dean added, is because the freshmen bring in so much and the seniors take out so lltile." tli'-s- e i ' ' Most Class in Font ml I timtNEWVM ic I If yso kavta't IIm ofouU fn b Ww bekg t9 Vkamim m4 fMrif'byitiliiiff, BiMfml ofb rev mmi rnm U g Scotts tlMditltti CU-tmntin- OMrr paakr iUmiro jf' tawbeoo tu iIimiu, rorrrv ia4 rratauoro fo aa td&, Kh tbU flffiriata-ki- v oaafirfil Haott'a at rwrfrariM'i May! ktfJ4 reply, jes' barely is." Clever Girl The girl was applying for a secretarial position and when asked if she had any special talents she replied that she had won several prizes in crossword puzzles and slogan contests. That's fine," replied the manager, but we want somebody who will be smart during office hours. Oh, but this was during office hours," she said, sweetly. Vii-l- War II The bri: f It Tugging and Tooting Young Husband My dear, see that tug drawing aU those barges? It's a perfect picture of 'life. The tug Is like the man working and toiling while the barges like women are . . . Young Wife Yes, and the tug does all the blowing while the barges quietly bear aU the burden. Modern Interpretation What little boy can tell us the The meaning of the expression, quick and the dead'?" asked the Sunday School teacher. Willie raised his hand high. the he said, Please, ma'am, quick are the ones that get out of the way of automobiles, and the dead are the ones that don't In my opinion the feature part of 19MJ wont belong to baseball, raring, boxing, bjske'.ball, track, tennis. It will belong to golf i football. This applies to both the college .teams and the pros. This first applies to iTiFTItolif tit competition. There will be far more class to football than any other postwar sport can even approach. I understand Unit over 100,000 applications had been made for the game bark in June. There will be over 21)0.000 ticket applications for this contest at Ann e Artior. Applications for the Dame game will pass the 300.000 mark before September. Dame and Army-NavArmy Not together could leave the 500.1)00 if there was mark behind etily sp ice enough. Tech game in The Alla nla already has Iwa limes the scat applications that AUanta can handle. Noire Dame, Army, Navy and Michigan will lie a triple lor almost every contest. Ihr same tiling will happen in Sunlh-er('.ililornia mill ICl.t an the west coast. Also la St, M.uy's and C WINGIN on star an down the moon . . . thJ our personality-plu- s bear for crib, carriage covers linens. Thejr'r so fat and funny enjoy the embroidery in begimf Pattern 705 has transfer of 17 i 1 by 1 to 5'k by 10 lnchea. Send your order to: Sewtns Cirelo Needleeraft San Francisco lax Hit Enclose M cents for Pr No.. Name- j - Addres- s- Queen Victoria of Fl Had Stvortl of II Probably the only quee ern times to have a swo was Victoria of Forged for her in 1350, th 27 inches in length and tv in weight, was used by t during the remaining 51 her reign in conferrin, hood. own Set OSullivan SOLES Hath next tine yen u as to sices repaired. you cam wait X FARTHER i mm:i without NEW APPROACH n s$m Army-Notr- ; Navy-tieerg- A,- .- -- c ). Here OF la If you lack She John, youve been calling on me for several months, now. John Why, yes. that's riht. She Well, have you evir theught of me as an income tax deduction? n Vcdora checks perspiration cJor $00710 tfay Mule 1 a mi n kur. Yilora it actual! auotfimj to aoTuitl alias. Entirely frr fmm irtilxluie salts. Cu be right after unurr aria aLaviag. toft and tadriiailcly. Never felt Mil or grainy. No bank chemicals to spoil dotliiag. Tula or jura, 104, 504, M4 Yn, Yodora is a fend deodorant. Tfy it Jcel Ikt vooderful diCcrraeet Stays One Of The ( i allien. Hut 1 d.n.t-- t that Net re Paine a ill have the team Frank Leahy bad in ID 1.1 or tb.it Army will have the team lied Ittaik bad in t:!4 or The latent hasnt improved, but Hie crewd inteicst has. Veter-mi.- s ceming from army and n.uy Same service have proved nollut-.ethers have have been belter taken a big dip. This hat been true mid it will be just In as true in college and pro football. Tliere will be stars from other and there years who will shine will be stars from other years who will be flops. There will tie a professional football entanglement that will leave more than a few you gasping-a- nd puckctbooks flatter than a thin In looking on ahead you plank. will also see a big revival in tenand one of the hotnis interest test amateur golf championships any gallopnng member of the Thundering Herd has ever known. Bud Frank Stranahan Ward Cary Middtcc IT gdfera good enough to beat Hie Ncls- ri and the Hogans in tests, plus young stars rather moving up. This has been dizzy season to far. up and down. There Are Limits Young Mrs. Smith was beginning to put on a little weight. Tilling her husband good-bas he left for work, I heard her ask him sweetly: Darling, will you still love me, even if I get Lit?" Heck, no!" he muttered. "I promised for better or for worse, not through thick and thin!" i fevi- i y l Tight Spot Newlyweds were in a restaurant when a blonde smiled at the husband. Wile Dearest, who is that woman? Husband Don't bother me about who she is. I'll have enough trouble explaining to her who you are. : Swinging at the Air Golf Pro Now just go through the motions without driving the ball. That's precisely the Beginner trouble I'm trying to overcome. Louder Bump "Why do you have such a high bed for your little boy?" So we can hear him if he falls out of it." BLOOD-- ? 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