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Show & ' rriry Project Immediate like a BL. un. birds The nest horn. . PMfiCa MOPSY PhiIUpr byGLADYS PARKER to walk with I'm teaching him A SMOOTH GLIDE INSTEAD OF THAT OLD UP AND DOWN MOTION TOWN Roland Cot hear I screeching nolle, Mom. Bnt I didnt know whether it was you or ono of onr sheila 1H "I 1 did There la something a boat horseshoe pitching that keeps a man coal, eases his nerveo and lesaena tho chances of his doing anything cockeyed. Wo had a few horseshoe pitchers among ear earliest Presidents, By Ernie Buihmiller w -- A THE exterminator 2SI BLINK ST. qcpp ys 7 MUTT AND JEFF SEE YOU DOIN By fI A I'M get THINKER! V trt.THArt DONfT GET PAID PAID FOR1 WHY X FOR DOM' THINGS GET PAID ALWAYS USING X GET PAID FOR -- VERY MUCH mV HEAD WEAR kWHATT KNOW DO YOU? fl TO TriiNK GLOVES ON MY A' HUNKER! 6L0VES? WHATS GLOVES GOT TO DO WITH IT? Bud Fisher WELL.VoU SEE MY HEAD TO THINK Hwurt too, HANDS.'1 GLOVES MV BEAN WOWD BE ALL SCRATCHED URf MOVES EASY CIUlR. BACK IN PLACE, 3CWFF. IMG RUG UP AGAIN Had Adolf Hitler ever gone In for pitching herseshoeo the yen to centner the world woald never have developed. In your wildest dream can yon pic tore Hnaaallnl fooling around with a horseshoe? BEEN HEARING WILD DUCKS' THE YARD ALL DAY. BY GOLLY, IM GOING OUT CHAIR AROUND AND BAG A FEW! A INVOLVED HOLD- - felld STRAIGHT AT Pfi UP CHAIN AND TRY- - LAST IN SPITE OP HAVING LET CHAIR. IN6 TO STRAIGHTEN DOWN ON FOOT RUG WITH FOOT , CLASSIFIED DEPAR ' By Margarita WELL I'LL JUST HIDE BEHIND TUI BUSH AND SOONER OR LATER THE OUCKS WILL SHOW THEMSELVES i. Circus Memories The circus la back in New York, and thousand! of big city kids will be thrilled no end. But we pity the kid who never knew the circus In a mall town. Back home in our boyhood It was the event of tho year. a The first flush of posters on the rda kindled our imagination. . . . we were sleepless for nights before the great day . . . and we were up at 1:30 a.m. the morning the big show arrived. It was always unloaded In the freight yards down at Long Wharf off Water street, and what a thrill It was to hear the locomotive whistles and then see the circus trains pull In, unload and start on the trek to the circus grounds, which used to be in Elm City park back of the Hubinger mansion. After the unloading had progressed an hour or so, we hustled to the grounds to set the tents go of the stake-driviup. . . . The the rumble of crews the wagon wheels . . the smell of tambark and hay . . . the aroma of lamb chops and boiled potatoes from the cook-teoh, boy! We generally managed to get a job leading a pony In a parade and got a free past to the show. ... I AT WHICH MOMENT DOS CHARGES THGOUGHTHC ROOM T MEH stuff. On with the horseshoe statesIn no genius Harry! Youre MISCELLANEOUS manship. You are not the wisest WE BUT AND SELL ruler of tha day. But nevertheless Office ruraitun. Files. TyptantnUt when the atonic bomb crisis agi- In. Maehlia. Cart Item DKSK EXC1ASU SALT tates the great men of the earth, E Wee Braadway, Sail Lake CIV. Ik when potentates on all aides are shouting at one another and when so MUSICAL INSTBPMEm many big men have so many hot Ideas for causing trouble, it will be RADIO PUNOS APPUMCB good to know that you spend a little time each day out behind the White Just seedved car load of goof frai House pitching horseshoes, $125.00 to $311.00 a a a Also used tstisi fmmgrjakM five-mi- le GETS artul-fe- Addrosa Write fee Jeecr&ha eeifma BOMS SERVICE COMMIT 40 WaalTIMIaalb faSbteOVVM LIFES LIKE THAT By Arthur Pointer By Neher Gene Byraee SEEDS, PLANTS, E ping toil It your knob w -- JL 1 i-f- V f ' chair, wHkmfE MVNMNL Make a habit of nading naateb mania to this paper oeoty Utah Sf can aava yon timo, onaigy and TOBJIG ID hum loaouow N enoi ton m )laTui m Iks Eii rni1"11 iloil 0. jf ter-rifl- doubt that tha Japs will seem any lets warlike because they spell, Does the eat see the rat? our way. "ItS for wounds I received from safety plus. JUST THE WRAPPING KEEPING VIRGIL IT TO HIMSELF Soon wo shelf be hearing of the worthy citizen who sferfed Ufa on n shoestring end ultimately acquired n furnish lu his early circuit court days, The famous lawyer. Mas D. Lincoln did great deal ot walking, Stcuer, had Just lost a case and was moatly for economic reason. On pretty sore. The Judge, hearing one such enforced hike he was overtaken by a stranger driving to town. Will you have tho goodness to take my overcoat to town for me?" Lincoln asked In hii friendly man- ner. With pleasure," was the reply, "but how will you get it again?" "Oh, very readily. 1 Intend to remain In it!" Grotto ninl Detroit restaurant whose owners obviously were perturbed over their customers: As our silverware Is not medicine. It should not be taken after mesial" Sign In light-finger- Lang and 8hart af II "What was aha complaining about?" asked tho grocer. "The long wait," replied the clerk. "You can't please some people. Yesterday she complained about the short weight!" Stcuer mumbling to hlinaelf as he fumbled with the papers in his brief case, peered at him over his glasses. "Be careful," warned the Judge. "Your actions Indicate you are showing contempt of court" "I'm not showing contempt,1 snapped Stcuer. "I'm trying to conceal It." Three Feet af Manhood The subject was certain popular writer, whose smooth manners concealed a somewhat shady character. What do you think of him?" someone asked Noel Coward. "Oh, I like him," the playwright replied, "lie's every other inch a began selecting Now Civilian and V.'alf Babe You mustn't Bill. Youre an officer and a gentleman. Bill Not me. 1 waa discharged Heres One Of Tto 610001110 T08ISyb If job lack w Toe (tila and from almpla anemia Ut wank, "diaaced out? to lack of blood IronM J Vi Plnkham'i TABLETS-ohoma wnya to build up at morn atrangth in aurt ham's Tablets ere one "j'B ! -- tooloe you blood-iro- n WNU-- lent it a bant time the booh clube the book clube ot W the month? SILENT SAM e e Laugh of the Year The announcement, with a sober free, by OPA enforcement agents at thia late date that wholesale butchers have been forcing retailers to make "tie-in- " purchases! a a PORTRAIT OF AN AMERICAN "This la an outrage," he declares When In a subway Jam; "Thera oaght to be s tow!" he o creams, "What da they think I am? . . . Ilia sqaawks ora terrifying, oh, They can be heard a mile But at the race track he will stand A ad taka H with a smile. gentleman." yesterday. 3y Len Kiel wo still .rrL, a a a The old league of Nations la now closing in Switzerland. It la surprising everybody by a display of firmness in this procedure. I toi Nto UUMI tlftNS lau imraM iTwoia Foot hart Aeof H head af tho Mexlcsa baseball league threatens to complain to the OtM American ambuss dor about on CAMSUSM" " than Lw Inane APPUCATOS root. American baseball player who has MAKES HACK pmKlwialinkanH Cued. FddiMlaaa" LEAF 41 GO quit the league. The matter may packwa. get before the United Notions se- MUCHFMTHEE Buy ontr m factory anaarfpaet-j- l, curity council, which la fine idea. tea to inaure iji e lull atrentth. It would give tho organisation vF If any press notices, especially Hi delegate walked out. COW MM But li ETC. SHOPPING ... General MacArthur recommends that tha Japanese adopt tho A.B.C, alphabet Tho Japs are satisfied that they were nuts to stage the recent war and they may be ready to admit that tho Jap alphabet drove them crazy. to TaauMa. Cabbaia. 0lM, Cs fen gw also onion seed. Send tor miaul b Maa4 Plant Varan. Orartaa, XmA A By to m ftnoftfm The "OT has been knocked out of " UNO which now becomes officially TUV,1 which makes if eound like an Indian grunt. Now if they would only toko the N" out it seems to us it would personalise ils message tremendously. REGLAR FELLERS to Wmeferltrnmha fTTirrrf ... nt n n caicka, 14 brads. rat-tat-t- JITTER at hi POULTRY, CniCKS k EQtt IL a. APPaovn Host m bill-bo- LITTLE REGGIE with end turea to your harden. AikZrSi Perhaps In these troubled time No. 177 and enclose lie u frenzied disputes, of Irascibility, mailing. Address you impahair - trigger decisions, tience, with tha other fellow's view, MBS. BCTH WYETH IWm Bedford Hills, N. y. point and the itch to settle everyEncloaa IS cents for Pattai .s thing overnight horseshoe pitching may aava civilization! IF I DiONT WEAR jrAISHTENS OUT GETS IT LY1N6 NICE RU4 WHICH HAD GOT AND PAT SMOOTHING WRINKLED WHILE HE IT WITH PAT Of FOOT WAS SITTING IN EAST pattern !d. may want to use theii JOE MUTT HOW DOttXJ MANAGE TO MAKE A LIVING? X NEVER A complete dinehaa three houses shows can only stay for a minute unless you bare a secret sad their administrators were the are to meet iweuj planned moat la history. ij peaceful menta and are to attract, youre not supposed to tell me, too! aS? SEND FOR 23. KJi? prZt Preildent Truman hai decided to build o horieihoo pitching court on tho White Houae ground. Thia should make America feel better. Much of tho trouble that the world is in today la duo to the fact few. If any, ruler have been horseshoe pitchers. Bv I WONDER IF IT'LL WORK Gluyas Williams will like theeaveaofyourondj SfuiSiuKctti 5? 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