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Show Views&Opinion Page 14 Wednesday, Sept. 23, 2009 WINDSHIELDS 905 NORTH MAIN 753-6671 $9.95 up to $125 off deductible expires April 2010 rock chip repair expires April 2010 Perfect Partner Ask Miss Jones Let us help plan your big day You Best Choice for Wedding Invitations & paper goods 630 West 200 North 753-8875 GET LOST! (Bring a date, but no nibbling on the ears) • • • • The largest corn maze in cache valley The best deal around unique maze design located next to eccles ice arena OPEN NOW Mon-Thurs 5-11, Fri 5-12, Sat 2-12 Adults $6 Children $4 Call 435-755-5755 $1 off every Monday! Group Discounts Available www.greencanyonfarms.com 2850 N 100 E 435-770-7547 Next to Eccles Ice Arena off Main Street Turn by Nate’s & Andy’s $1 OFF with this coupon not valid with any other offer Buy 1 Get 1 FREE Monday-Thursday only not valid with any other offer expires September 30 Dear Miss Jones, I have recently found myself in a somewhat compromising situation. There are two guys that I like: “George” and “Henry.” George and I have been fairly good friends for the past two years. I have always been attracted to him, but it never seemed possible that he would think of me as more than a friend. Last summer George began to really go out of his way to hang out with me. While this was unusual behavior on his part, I held tight to my conviction that he’d never like me like that. Eventually things between he and I went back to normal. However, recently I found out that he did have a crush on me. I now regret being so thickheaded and I can’t stop wondering if something could still happen. Henry and I became friends only recently. We text each other a lot and hang out quite a bit. He has made it fairly obvious that he is interested in me. I like him and I’m curious to see what could happen. I can’t decide which guy to invest in. Henry is the easier and safer route, while George is a lot more difficult to read and therefore the more risky option. I don’t know if George is still interested and I don’t want to mess up our friendship. However, because I’ve known George a lot longer I naturally feel a little more loyalty to him than Henry. Both are great guys, but they have very different personalities, so it’s like comparing apples to oranges. The obvious solution would be to try both options out (to a certain degree) and go with what feels best. In the current circumstances this is not possible: George and Henry are roommates. Sincerely, The Little Home Wrecker Dear Little Home Wrecker, I loved your letter, it kept me on the corns of my feet until that last sentence when it slapped me across the face. It was wonderful. Just like any other lady, I love drama and your situation has the potential for a drama bombshell. Unfortunately, this response could be the shortest one I have yet to deliver. The solution is a simple one: George, George, George. You and George have this thing I like to call on-again-off-again crushism, or the teeter-totter syndrome. You’ve always been friends and at one point or another you’ve each had feelings for one another. When you were at the pinnacle of the teeter totter you assumed he was at the bottom. When he was at the top, you were at the bottom. You admit you are thickheaded and even said you can’t stop wondering if something could still happen with him – obviously you hope something could or the fascination wouldn’t be there. I took a lot of time thinking about how best to advise you, and in every scenario I envisioned George was the right choice. Here are a couple of my reasonings. First, how did you meet Henry? I think it’s pretty safe to say you met him through George. And how do you think Henry’s feelings (assumed) started for you? No doubt it was through George’s continuous good words about you. As roommates George and Henry must speak about girls, crushes and the like. George obviously cares about you and only speaks highly of you. If George was talking about how ugly, slutty or stupid you were, Henry would begin to think about you the same way and have no interest. Second, this is important so take heed. Henry is a poopie head. You should have nothing to do with him. You say Henry is the easier and safer route, you don’t want to mess up your friendship with George, etc. Truth is, if you choose to go after Henry your friendship with George is out the window. He’s going to feel like the tissue you use and throw away and is most likely not going to want anything to do with you. My reasoning behind calling Henry a poopie head is simple. From what I understand there is a code between men, also known as man law. From my sources within the male society, man law is an unspoken set of laws that all males must abide by. This infraction by Henry is among the worst a man can commit. Through extensive Internet research I was able to find only a couple examples of man law, here they are: - When at the urinal stare directly ahead (no wandering eyes because that’s just wrong.) - No blocking (if your friend is already with that girl you spit game to on the regular, STOP! Don’t talk to her anymore.) Obviously, Henry is in violation of a key man law, and if he can violate the invisible restrictions placed between men what restrictions of yours might he violate? Good luck and remember: “With as many times as Miss Jones has been around the block, her directions must be good.” E-mail your questions to be answered by Miss. 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