Show Monday May 6 P( Cache Training Center Offers Opportunities k By Richard Shafer Student Life Feature Writer Zipser Student Life Writer Things have a way of just hap- ial pening on this campus-especiy things without much local pre- a cedence Witness the rise and occasional subsequent fall of A such endeavors as POT the Magic Mushroom PATHY and the Student Freedom Party tl tl si J a d n ci F h Is d a1 Now there’s the Love Machine Typically the Love Machine is the product of a few Interest-epeople: Burt Sherman Robert George and Mahlon Dailey three Their USU undergraduates is In psychedelic music and light shows and it’s a hun dred mile trip to Salt Lalce City on weekends to indulge in such an avocation Rather than traveling all that distance the three decided to and bring the big name bands that light shows here And just spontaneously the concept of the Machine was born Or Love ganlzed for this express purpose the Love Machine presented its second show Saturday April 27 Held in the Fieldhouse host to the War of Armageddon the Bitter End and the Electric Umbrella the show pulled a crowd of more than six hundred In the vernacular It was a real "mind blow” Colors of soundless movies swam and merged then vibrated on the screen almost as though In in Salt Lake at the of the Jefferson performance held h extremely friendly Crd' - An instructor helps a student construct a The kids at the Center seem to be intensly interested in just about everything especially peo asked pie I was immediately my moustache and then for my autograph (I’m sure I looked project ¥ "‘Pi - d spon-sore- Airplane Big it was as indeed the whole show was big The crowd was big the music of the well known War of Armageddon and the lorecognized Bitter End cally was loud and the lights were engulfing More than that however the show was good The show wasn’t only engulfing-- it was Involving It moved between lights Coordination and sound measured up to par although if there was any flaw that night it was in this area The sound was bold echoing off the walls and reverberating through the large hall Strobe d f ecstasy THE LOVE MACHINE showed a profit for that evening and Sherman promised that there would be similar shows in the remainder of this quarter with many more next year "The big bands are really interested In promoting this sort of thing” he said "They gave us a considerable cut on their usual fee this last time and they will probably continue to do so until we become firmly established” The next performance by the Love Machine will en Caufieldand be on two other bands The Electric Umbrella will handle the light show once again Asked why the Love Machine has chosen that particular name Sherman quoted " ‘Take a ride on the love machine the love machine is supposed to take you Into a world of fantasy where colored lights from all d that children attending the The Cache Training Center are very much like those attending public schools in any community Alis though their learning capacity below that of the average child and they are happy uninhibited sporadically gyrated lights breaking up all motion into that The light show owned and by USU undergraduate Richard Rallison was huge-- it covered almost the entire south wall of the northern end of the Fieldhouse Focused on a screen of canvas sections suspended behind the stage the show utilized almost all of the professional tlple slide projections color wheels the amoeba effect and strobe lights Sherman described Rallison as being “one of the best in the west” in reference to his skill-ehandling of the various lighting effects He also described the light show as being bigger than By Andrew Y like I had come to empty garbage) I later found that such greetings are typical William A Dennis Executive Director of the Center is and enthusiastic about his r Jr 4 dedi-cate- w only as great as our knowledge and understanding what we V practices ironing — ma-jor- s (IFWBgWWf "i some-tim- e Li? f o USU t Happenings V! r A A student at the Cache Valley Training Center the Jefferson Airplane? In Logan? Blow your mind si of examples out numerous and improvement achievement Children who could not communis cate adequately or care for are now making rapid progress and are receiving vocational training developing social skills and The Training Center also offers an excellent training for Special Education at USU without cost of the University (at present the Unasiversity does not give financial sistance to the Training Center) It also offers opportunities for observation to students of so do” And that’s what they do Who knows? Perhaps plus the will all to achieve” The ingness staff at the Center share Mr Dennis’s enthusiasm and Doint of them-sieve- every sound’ will illuminate that’s d job He believes that "the potential of the handicapped child is Mayl7-Hold- around ciology psychology complex training schools state of Utah versity staff in Few of the know of the 2 im vas improvements made during the present school year thereto many misconceptions are passJ on to University Students The Center is now located k the former Whittier Elementan School at 290 North Fourth East a few blocks off campus 7 building is large and moretk adequate for the 27 children pra ently enrolled in the program There is need for more equip ment and funds are quite limited Visitors are welcome at il jM B Kill tan jva Bn t jar at q) Center and are invited to call for an appointment Volunteers are Invited to participate inthe program and need not have previous experience working itt the mentally handicapped Yoi even make some ne might fe- lit atlc ie friends vice tda Snakey Art Carvings itsor dor in SAN FRANCISCO AP-w- tier a ienci customs inspector opened package marked “art canines " he found a sticker which saw “venomous snakes” Karl start chief herpetologist at Stelnhart Aquarium said one of the three snakes inside was an Auslrailk tiger snake “drop for drop & most venomous snake ln th world” Customs officials sale Australia forbids export of these snakes except to a zoo so tfe three snakes were turned overlt the aquarium mu anon ters rrls eerl itna jglni 3 8 am to 4 ’¥ ! On Campus vpA' Caa Mth MaxShckn Har -- j vC v Training Aids VC'ilda Cronquist Jolene Douglas and Curriculum Coordinator VI ilma Wilson examine training Cache Valle) 1 raining Center at program ff A I Jury Gives ‘Computer Mind’ 1 ’A? - - r Pot’s Hot tfx Col Roland H Shelly Nelson receives congratulations from Commander as new her Flight Angel on position Taylor which was recently announced at the flights annual Instal- BOSTON AP — "Any teenager if he wants to get turned on can buy marijuana today in Bos-to- n on Charles Street in the South End almost anywhere” lation Banquet a Massachusetts VC Missions Employ legislative n drugs has been told on was given by a resident Boston whose identity was not disclosed He said he started using marl-juanat 16 and progressed to LSD before he was arrested for selling marijuana The testimony 20 year-ol- d a “Seduce and Destroy” By T JEFF WILLIAMS DA NANG South Vietnam AP — That beautiful Vietnamese girl her silken black hair swirling about her fragile body as she bathes in the stream can be an angel of death Viet Con terrorists around this big Marine base are now using "seduce and destroy” squads of girls in attempts to entice Leath-neck- s to their deaths Marine sources said three marines were missing and one was killed by the female assassina tion teams in three months caputured Viet Cong that attractive girls were being recruited and trained in English and intelligence work for the assassination teams In one recent incident three A d patrol near their camp spotted three girls swimming nude in a stream A few minutes later one Marine lay dead face down in the water The other two are still missing Marines on "It is considered probable that the females were used as lures” the sources said The first inkling of the death dealing decoys came in January when Marine counterintelligence Who says you can’t (A CP) fight city hall? All you need Is a computer a student at Bruce Kusens Miami-DadJunior College North proved that as he reeled off computerized facts and figures before a judge and jury in Okeechobee County the FALCON e Easily Got 1 units uncovered what they called a "Vet Cong suicide platoon composed of approximately 30 females” The girls were already operating near this spiawling Marine complex The girls many believed to be fresh-faces like many in the work Marines tradition strike up a conversation get the Marine talking about himself make an for a quiet rendez-vou- s then arrange the kill i US FROM THE HALLS OF PROTOZOA Says Legislator 4 0 i irrls I t I rdle (Bij the author of “Rally Round the FhigBoyd' “Dolne G illis" etc ) pm APPLICATIONS ARE opened for 2 local girls to participate on the AWS Council during the summer Apply now in the UB Activity Center f i ai Jiee £ f rt Jers will support a student opin-iopoll on publications Monday May 6 in the UB Basement from V i ll n X S ll al had X UTAH STATE University chap ter of Young Americans for Free-do- and other interested groups The Cache Training Center is one of then puter reached a decision: the defendent was traveling at 69 7845 miles per hour Kusens’ programming was verified by a Miami-Dad- e physics professor Acting as his own attorney Kusens presented his data in court He also showed the jury numerous awards he had recelv-ein physics and engineering TIMES reports an expert in 19 was arrested for to prove himself Kusens r the field exceeding a 70 The judge ordered the panel The arresting limit speed officer Corp DH Cannon said to disregard any computer testihe clocked Kusens traveling at mony since Kusens had applied all the facts to the IBM machine 80 Certain of his innocence Ku himself sens turned the situation into a But after nearly an hour of the jury handed the mathematical problem and fed deliberation court a verdict of not guilty figures of speed and distance 15 mil Whether the computerized evione of Miami-Dade’- s After dence helped his case or not r computers weeks of programming the com- - only the jury knows for sure This column normally a treasure house of twinkly quips and slapdash japery has now been appearing in your have campus newspaper for fourteen years and if isI not to learned one thing in these fourteen long years it semester With try to be funny m the last column of thedon’t want jokes final exams looming obscenely close you you want help So today foregoing lenity I give you a quick cram course in the subject you are all flunking I refer of course to biology Biology is divided into several phylla or classescanFintbe animal Protozoa is the protozoa or the newspaper but taught simple things like bringing in when shopping for pets it is best to look for animals with at least two tells or even four if your yard has a feme around it one-cell- d miles-per-hou- in-t- o lion-dolla- fee M teen-ager- time-honore- d Marine sources are concerned enough to warn the lower ranked men The 8 pm curfew in the city of Da Nang is strict Much of the city is completely off limits to the Leathernecks Houses of prostitution vermin-infesteshacks stand less than 100 yards from the d iwlen (photo Another popular class of animals is the periphera vegeta shadowy category that borders often on thedefinitei) Take for example the sponge The sponge is on the other hand is dcnnltch P animal The wash-clot- h Next we come to the arthropoda or insects Most find insects unattractive but actually there is exqu beauty in the insect world if you trouble to look 1" instance the lovely insect poems of William Tumo Sigaioos—Tumblintf Along with the Tumbling A and Fly Gently Sweet Aphid and Gnats My since inactive been Mr Me has Caught Sigafoos alas invention of DDT anl) Our next category is the mollusca— lobsters shrimp P y roes the like Lobsters are generally found under tions on the ocean bottom Shrimps are generally M a circle around a small bowl containing cocktail Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades nre 8®" found at any counter where Personna Super Steel Blades are sold i per I mention Personna Blades because the mak'r)ivare ana column sonna Blades pay me to write this inclined to get edgy if I neglect to mention eir P nnS Some get double edgy and some single for Blades come both in double edge style annepsfnna nlj Mind you it is no burden for me to for it is a blade that shaves quickly and cleanly i keenly scratchlessly and matchlesslylt lorn wfft0ork ure to shave with Personna Blades aP them but sometimes I confess I find it ddll®“n jor the commercial into a column Some years a8® uj ample I had the devil’s own time workingers (la: into a column about Alexander the Great 1'®)anrace it to managed it was to have Alexander sayworlds Delphi “Oracle 1 have tasted all the is a joy Alexandefyet I am not content Somehow I know there ‘ “Yes ftjas for missed” To which the Oracle replied (ACP) an Blades-nr r" there is such a joy— namely Personna Fan io 'rough you they will not be invented for another w P Ltlut of hnce t Whereupon Alexander fell into such a fit ‘OOkj Zeus finally took pity and turned him nnas e ' r°m reWell sir there is no question I sold a lot of at tk °1GLST this ingenious commercial but the gang eighty That’s American Academy of Arts and Letters gave The cias good razzing you may be sure 8jva t Lleratui But I digress Back to biology and the m ®structo chordata or vertebrat I baCKW phyllum of all-t- he two kinds of vertebrates: those with verti 0jeitbe® fstana ill and I and those with horizontal Generally it i s ai run apart A fish for instance has a horizontal a man has a vertical backbone But what li j c(Sout°‘ '’“bent 1(t In a fish that swims upright or a man won®v e society the sack? 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