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STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH JANUARY PAGE TWO The STUDENT LIFE Published weekly by students of the Utah College Printed by Clark and Earl Printing as second class mail matter September 1908 under aet of March 3 1879 Acceptance for rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 State Agricultural company Entered at Logan Utah mailing at special Act of October 3 Thursday’s Hash CAMPUS STUFF 19 1939 By SAKDERS Eyeshade Judging The livestock judging team will leave Wednesday January 25 for Denver Colorado where they will participate in the judging contests to be held at the Denver livestock show January 28 Five Looking over ye Editor’ shftaldfer ag he sat at ' his men will make up the team with typewriter CP discovered the beginnings of a heated' edia sixth man acting as alternate torial on a bill to be introduced during the"' current station The following men have been of the State which would gtfve otir coltee "and Legislature chosen as a result of contests the University of Utah ope directfhg body and which Would conducted on the campus and kill all departments at hither college which are’ dtanited other shows James Bennett expensive Right then we had our question: “Whai Canada Jesse Grover and Boyd do of the bill?” think you Iverson Tremonton Boyle Lond0 4 4 4 4 on Bear Lake Albert Pearsen Hoyt Palmer a senior from ‘Alton Utah is' “agin5 Oakley and Bill Ewensen Spanish NOISE POM NATIONAL ADVCHTtSIN One of the biggest criticisms we receive from our visitors is Y National Advertising Service Inc Coll? PmbJisbgrs Reprtttiv New Yonk N Y 420 Madison Ave CMC AM ftOCTSX Lot ABACiC SAM that we 8re much too "noisy” In cases it is the fault of the students and other times it may some FCICO W - - the Man in the Green 1927 MMIMNfW V be due to the building The new Residence Hall and the Commons building were not constructed as houses of silence" as the acoustics in each building magnify sound tremendously However the students could help out by "gagging” themselves on a lot of occasions WRITE HOME I tah State is facing a crisis Said he “Ope directive body canpot1 possibly deal fairly Fork this week and next while the with"1 two institutions whose aims ’differ so" widely1 We are legislature is in session Write Wool Growers your local congressman and tell I prefer to stay that way” equal to the U of U today i At an annual meeting" of the i j him that we are ail right as we jm i Utah Wool Growers Association are Politics and education should biU News Staff: Sam Bailey Donald Roush Gayion Rosenbaum a Another was Marvin to the OLsdp objector junioi to be held Thursday' and Friday never be mixed Genevieve Porter Betty Jean Fonnesbeck Louise Christensen 19 and 21) Prof Esplty of from Brigham City He said the plan tfould db away witF January Margaret Bello Harriet Parks Ezra Geddes George Weston UNQUOTE the animal husbandry department all competition and the day would soon come when the US Neva Nuttall Edward Crook From the Y News at Provo will give a talk on "Wool Study in AC would be just a branch of the U of U comes this tasty little remark Sports Staff: LaMar Mackay Thayle Nielsen Joseph Evans Leo Boston” one of from columns: their Johnson Jack Heninger Dale Lewis Dick Harris Dick Ryan ‘ Didic you just enjoy those Sybil Shumway Logan freshman took a more toleran! Frantzen Todd Oh Yeah view ‘of the proposed bill She said she’d support the bill il nasty stories from the Aggies? Vincent an ambitious Maggleby Feature Writers: Bernell Winn Helen Wright Dorretta Salisoi They make you feel so deliciousanimal husbandry was there were a clause written into it guaranteeing girls worker bury Meda Brown Elda Allred Naida Richardson Oh to be a umnuutiun ly this college a large number of exchange dates with some ol to son a about bragging preacher's man of the world! — Spruce “those cute- Utah boys” Society Writers : Claire Barlow June Hanson Ineda Hickman the ability of hie father's chickens The above ditty and about five Marie Nelson Mar Jean Tyson “Why” sqitt Vincent “my fathers others made the Y News look got chipkens thaj lay eggs with Proof and Copy Desks: Mildred Herbert Eva Fife Laura JohnVirginia Bergstrom Cedar City senior doesn’t agree like it was being printed in Lodouble yolks in era’’ son Lillian Lyman n Deon James Eleanor Rasmuson Genevieve with SvbiL She sayfe she’s against the bill because she gan “It’s a letter from my son at college wanting some ‘Huh-- ' that Romney Mignon Perry Ruth Pugmire Florence Wangsgaard nothpg" said the would mite to see any part of Utah Slate’s famous color GIVE HIM A HAND Wilma Bcnnion Alice Wright Ora Bills Marjorie McCowin money” preacher’s sou' “my father's a taken away Doris Passey Betty Gene McAllister Jean Hanson Genevieve Hy Hunsaker gets this week’s bishop and kiyslcoQMte-toncsnomination as the “man of the Johnson Jo Beth Johnson Marjorie Seely June Rapp ' ‘ ' hour” as the annual intramural Another “agipngr ’ Was Blaine Poulsen a Liberty Farm Bureau ' Business Staff: Don Johnson Quentin West Don Johnson gets ready for preDeap Walker attended" a meet- Idqho freshman He said he believed the two institutions ' Circulation Staff: Frantzen Todd Paul Scherbcl sentation Hy has worked in the ing of the ioard of directors of in question were large enough to demand the attention of The Dancing’ Class Stumbling Along intramural State Farm Bureau in Salt Lake separate bodies who could direct their entire attention to department and is Life a is Ball The Senior Song chiefly responsible for its high City Tuesday January 17 The running the respective schools Let Me Whisper Gtfy’ Cardon place in the school set-u- p HOW THINGS ARE DONE purpose of the meeting was to The Medicine Man for the Blues Gcrold Shepard SONG TITLES meet with the legislator and disHutek Baldwin the Salt Lake City senior who refuses to We have just decided that there is no percentage in All one hears this week is how Point Temptation cuss the proposed legislation for take our questions Serious said he didn’t have an opinion to is in be to Dean’s dress Could You Pass Team Love? The a Several weeks we as a even going various “pioneer” trying might say agricultural interests in ’ on the bill but that he’d bet a week’s morning bus money months ago the need of an Associated Men Students organ- song title “Why doesn’t somebody The Bumpy Road to Love the state Canyon Logan it (bill) never goes through ization was definitely established Student and faculty lead- tell me these things” is certainly In the Middle of a Kiss Logan Police Department not popular this week I'll bet Ilmfs Right ers still admit the fact that some sort of organization is there Sweet Lelauni Hazel Bangerter When Chase Allred came to are not enough night gowns Third coed to ' express Tier opinion on the subject was needed for the male element on the campus Student Life in You Know What You Go To My Head school his father accompanied Logan to hand those planning Skeen a Salt Lake feenior also She said her father Eleanor Main The to the to front A a solve Trail on “what to do with to go as “Two Sleepy the problem attempted Winding help Long Long path him Speaking to Dr Evans of People” he’s against the bill so Intra-mural- s the men students” by suggesting an association similar to the agronomy aerartment he said is a pretty smart man and that FINANCIAL WIZARDS Anything Goes too is she she Woodward Joe” the type of organization that is found on most campuses Several students on the campus in a Dream guesses “Sleepy "Now I want Chase to get through Deep We were scoffed at by the same group of individuals that are pulling a "J P Morgan" on A Housemother’s footstep One O’clock Jump just as sopn as he can push his us by offering to finance any work as much as possible "Well The Library Staff admitted the need of such organization Whistle While You Work in monetary distress we can give him a shorter course” All Old Folks at Home Meeting Faculty Student Life investigated the activities of the AMS student we have to watch now is that said Dr Evans "but I won’t organizations on the Brigham Young and Utah university they will not pull a guarantee what it will make of “Whitney" campuses with positive results Student body officers at Sounds like a good idea him You see it took God a hundthey both schools laud that particular organization and these have though a m to 11 p m seven days per red years to make an oak but Editor AWS KICKBACK plaudits come from schools that have a small percentage of week I did it I learned more only two months to make a squash The Student Life male students than exists here To the large group of girls who as the New Year about how to study the first two Inasmuch Jones Again has begun I would like tq put in weeks here than in my entire unAnyone can throw up their hands and say “the idea felt they were above taking anyAg club meeting will be under my two cents worth now about dergraduate career But if you like is preposterous and unnecessary” or “why should we try one to the AWS last Friday BY FLAT FOOT FLOOGIE that I have been able to draw the direction of Alpha Zeta next this and that around the campus it as 1 do it becomes so interestand copy other schools” but doing something else about it phooooooooey! Plenty of the male element who gladly shelled out My subject or perhaps I should ing that you hardly even think of Bob Simpson and the senior from a week of constant thought week The program will feature seems out of the question for other 1 unctions were forced class have dealt my educational on the subject concerns the get- Neil Jones apd some of his parlor say My first repugnant quarry doing anything else We still recognize the problems that face an unguided to Lis sit home bookstore guitar) is our their girls career a blow below the belt ting together of several other yarns (accompanied by I am very happy about it all male student body Perhaps an Associated Men Students did not “want because Modern Dairy to be bothered" Now the definition of “store1 Since Bob announced the senior song titles before the dance We now (and feeling very very lucky) is not the answer but it is at least an honest attempt What There will be a day of The is stride dance while into the would 1 to the is To Webster dairy department according recnoning dance tomorrow night at which I got my grades yesterday and else has been offered in its place? played a spirited proud possessor of a new churn furnish though! we are all to appear as song the orchestra provide supply and to with four A’s one B and one C I we marched and a holding vat for ice cream stock or furnish against future titles I haven't been able to so miiiiaiy air As find myself tied with four others are going to time 2 To collect a reserve sup-plAMERICAN HOME MAKERS much as lift the cover of a text around the hall we titles would These additions for second in the' class We’d each other to US AC pound accumulate cream to the and soundly greatly improve book Rather have-lay It is at once heartening and stimulating to find prospent every be “Your Hit Parade” ery The Palmers away waking hour thinking of ways gressive educators with philosophies in harmony with Ode to Thursday Hash and means whereby my partner Ratheq thpn envisage the de' Will you be bringing the depresent day thought and needs Officers and members of the Ag partment on the lower floor' of and I may cop the prize for lookbaters down here this year? We ‘Too long have the youths of marriageable age been the Club wish to inform the "man in our Hdme Economics-Common- s most like a song title ing could have quite a reunion Lynn recipients of propagantiic pressure Too long have they been the store aS a I would is of building green eyeshade” (editor boolj Only Tuesday I was severely working for the federal govsubjected to the outmoded injunction that it was their duty A Toast to Wisdom: Difficult Thursday’s hash) that he has been preferably regard it as the U S: ernment in reprimanded by my algebra proBerkeley so he and to marry their obligation to have and rear children Paul “Bunyan” Rattle misinformed in regards to acquire to the A C Mail Order Department hard to counterfeit fessor for trying to describe a Marguerite are here Also Dick “We can no longer say to young people that they should impossible to lose half article the he last con week Nearly passes quarter printed Palmer and his wife Lapriel With nifty costume representing “Yes cerning the Ag Club initiates The before many of us Aggies obtain three of his four classes marry because they are under social obligation to do so We Have No Bananas” instead of Deer Count reporting texts our We can only say to them that marriage offers the greatest I SNEEZED A SNEEZE INTO telling the class what X minus Ag Club does not hold public in simply because the Dick had three A’s in his work in Last Saturday the wildlife denot bookstore will stock books or itiations THE AIR fundaY possible opportunity for the satisfaction of your partment got together in Logan equaled Public Administration (Lapriel IT FELL TO THE GROUND (Ed note: Profound apologies! we will they prder any more than The individual representing this Canyon at the deer census area to mental needs and desires physical and mental works as a steno in the same) will be sold meant It Zeta absolutely KNEW NOT WHERE might Alpha honorary agri title simply appears make one of the periodic deer “We can no longer say to young people that they are particular have to be returned to the pub Though I haven't seen him since HARD AND COLD WERE at the dance with some 10 grocery counts After much slipping and cultural fraternity) under a social obligation to have children We can only BUT THE Dello Dayton was hitlisher— now that would be heartLOOKS OF THOSE clerks in tow Each carries a sliding the crew of thirty headed ail A’s then Dorothy and say to them that parenthood and the functioning as a IN WHOSE VICINITY I SNOZE basket full of fruit ting rending Naturally by Prof Kclker managed to spot If we can’t have our bookstore Eugene Gardner are still around— parent offers the greatest opportunity for full and com— Epitome none of the baskets contains the sum of 181 deer and serve us as such let’s at least I think Dorothy has finished all life source therefore is the of our plete greatest happibananas It ought to take the Dunce Cancelled have a U S A C Mail Order her class work for her master's ness and satisfaction” Thus Caroline M Hendricks associALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT average person about ten minutes The "Juniper Bark" a dance Department where we may order degree ate profesor of sociology and former dean of women-suIS MOKE FUN IF YOU AREN’T to figure this one out h j listed for the 21st has been cancelwhat books we want when wo “Killer Diller” up the newer approach to marriage and parenthood “‘Dunk led Dean Hooson president of the BY ENN ARB Hunts Work want them "What is a tactful way for a One of my wilder schemes Utah Foresters has announced “Young people will no longer take on the duties and reLike the poor new faces are Duncan is also in the Lazqne W Anderson father to let her boy friend concerned the title "Killer Diller" Moyle with us always and old ones too sponsibilities of marriage and parenthood as a result of girl's He has been lookHouse neighborhood Open know it's time to leave?" which would require the cooperaexternal pressure such as duty to race But rather because “He 2432 McGee Avenue ing for work for three weeks now Foresters in their last meeting unless you go to Ecuador or may casually pass through tion of a couple particularly the Okhotsk and then you can’t be California He would like to enter the law nominated to they accept marriage and parenthood as a necessary func- the room with a box of shredded Berkeley represent Faye Parry feminine half who must be willtion for a full and satisfying mode of life” the Utah Foresters and be their sure that you won’t run into January 7 1939 school next year Incidcntly hp wheat" ing to sacrifice her life But as candidate for queen at the open somebody you knew in Wells-vill- e Dear Dr Vickers Homelife and marital relationships in the future should — Tennessee rated a picture in one and an I was saying to Turnip my partner house to be held or Hyde Park Here’s a One of your wayward sons of article in three local newspapers afternoon this be fax happier when such teachings as these percolate life a "What's compared to first Foresters are He: "I suppose you dance?" expected to turn out sampling of some we’vo just en debate reporting after long proclas (plus a broadcast on si rad(q news' through the crust of prejudice and blinded bigotry encystprize at a school dance?” For countered here lately tination! The sun is shining report) whpn he “picketed” OakShe: "Oh I love to" this song title the male member and gain both points and votes for ing the mass of older people Young people with an empiracle Blanche Zollinger: Another of brightly a it has all but four land streets with a sandwich board the club and queen According to He: "Great That is better than may dress in difof will number view enter of when situation their any point marriage those Providence Zollingers She days of the Christmas period—and sign which said: "Not unfair ‘ I ferent costumes just so long as the program fun will be had by warranty they will have children because of their own dancing” we still have another week of va- need a(jobr' Ypu ' need a man” stays in Logan with her grandall Fellows and — Lobo your bring girls he can use a sword handily His desirq to do so and not because it is the socially approved — father tho in will common this all cation take be Since I enjoy the fog and Duncan was Picked "up by a pa- a there man ancestor of what do you mcun ludy partner must be dressed as Young all Zollingers we suppose and a the sun and don’t mind the rain brolman ahd taken to headquarthing: to Jo bringing my daughter in at this a dill pickle As they enter the dance afterwards A marriage which does not succeed after consultation hour U F Meets sprightly young fellow of 93 Well I think this is thp ideal climate ters There after the police chief ballroom he drives his sword with marital experts and adjustments have been tried Last Gosh I gotta be to work Thursday had heard his story he was evening the Utah we are supposed to talk about her for me his and strides through partner Foresters gathered in a business not her grandfather She’ friendLaw turned out to bq quite a will be dissolved by divorce Social ‘stigma will not be at- six proudly in bearing her aloft The tached to those divorced Rather they will be looked upon costume judges pone each other meeting Among subjects discussed ly with a gay sudden smile and grind Deliver a foie warning to Bullock Studies Law Ms unfortunate individuals who were insufficiently and say ‘‘Killcm Diller" get it?” was the forming of a rifle team a becoming blush A freshman she all embryonic lawyers in- the depre- DOWRY: to Steve Ellis chairman acI in of this bate hear from Bob Bullock that plans I thee endow with Bridegroom: intend vocational group major and H we I tljcy are and who My partner therefore missing life’s thought pared for marriage home ec all my worldly goods has made arrangements had the whole thing settled three tivity studying law) at a major sekpdf he is working in the legal departmo6t uniquely satisfying relationship His father: There goes his bi- or four days ago when she sug- through the kindness of the milHazel Perry: Cousin to Mignon they had better be prepared to ment of the PWA and enjoying' his ' — LMcD cycle gested that we wear nightgowns itary department for members to our local Perry girl No connec- study (concentrated'study)' from 8 laiyVlrglnia Reeve "is also going-t- o — Annapolis log to the dance and be the title try out for this team In the near tion to the mistress of the Blue-birGeorge Washington Raleigh whose name Barlow write of an appendectomy) Two Sleepy People" We have future matches will be held by mail "Parry” A ’SAT SO freshman from Rigby- Idaho she he can already boast of consider' and a promotion in tho Library of since discarded the idea because with other forestry clubs throughSir Samuel Simms saw sweet how rooms with the above Blanche and able experience along that would CongressL the judges dis- out the country Sarah Samson swimming Sud- tinguish us from other people calls Mrs Zollinger “Grandma1 on occasion He likes Joint Session Convey my greetings to the deCompletion of registration for confirm with their major found denly she seemed At the invitation of the Home A brunette with white skin and his girls Intellectual and not too baters Sir dressed as “Sleepy Time Down sinking I hope that you have a the winter quarter gave fresh-Ute- n the most desirable and satisfact- Samuel stood stunned Striding South" "Nightmare” "Deep In Economics club foresters gathered another flashing smile she too tal) he being about six foot three most successful season their Brtt true glimpse into ory classes closed And as a seaward Sir Samuel in U the To swam in last remember tho name think of a gym Dream” "Old swiftly vocational home Folks” "Sleepy majoring Saturday evening the' wortringe of the eyatem result through no fault of their Sarah-warAn Soon Sir Samuel suc- Time Gal” VLlttle ec We think you’ll like her little green garden vegetable iWe Man You've for games and a general own were forced to enroll for hy the college Ed Barrett succored Sarah Seem- Had cessfully Games John were a or mention which No one we daren't which even can’t Busy played Bragonje: Day” quqrtqr frosh were given classes that are not closed and ingly somewhat shaky Sir Sam- Brahm's "Lullaby" were later followed by refreshA it la either Demure senior pronounce the who Sybil Shumway: as advantageous as a class uel frefyreace In registration end as about ments 1000 Time No sampled some spirits just returned this quarter after word Also brunette good lookresult found no difficulty in in textiles is to a phys ed major Sarah saw Sir Samuels three years away he bae decided ing round and sweet They’re all I have thought some of coming Smallpox It is only fair that a rotation t'brking out a satisfactory pro-Samuel as “It Ain't Agonna Rain No Dr Preston our college medico to graduate from spirit - Sir college and synonymous with Sybil Logan I te M Hewsvvr whiter quarter as system of registration be used saw Sarah's sweetness For Sam- More” All I need ‘ now is a good is giving smallpox vaccinations become a school teacher He’s a and little sister to Louise Gwyneth Twinkle twinkle little bl ” With other late registrants one uel soon sought Sarah whereby n't lntsrmtaglsd Sarah irrigation ditch to bring to the free of charge to all students Sev' tall dark and so forth smoothie and Fredone of former Aggie th f college tower registration for the quarter should be the first next sighed softly Sir Samuel seemed dance with me It would eral cases of this severe disease who looks so grown up that Iota days Spends spare time in a Way up ip propably 1 I think yoiir music's simply swell f t£jjr encountered the However a system should be speechless be simpler to come as a dinner have been reported In Idaho and of the other seniors seem juvenile downtown sweet shqp We under- Each time you ring aloud the '2(4 aaees dosed devised that permits all students Sir Samuel" table set for one and be "Dinner one in Logan Foresters and others alongside He “Say something on risk stand his cheerfully good authority that her hour r M “rson because the to snroll for tholr dssired classes said Sarah for One Please James” are urged to take advantage of Ilfs on Sardine's ioe going home cute little araile helps contented had been If a plan auch as this could be i "Say ’Sam’ Sarah" said Sir I have even thought of titles this opportunity thus possibly sav- to Ogden because hi Insurance is custqmers to digest the popcorn Asia eenetttnUs employed It would result In not Samuel wish that you could ring all can be should my partner re- ing themselves a serious sickness all paid up cokes and malts she dishes quL "wt fnuit in the only a more "Sam" said Sarah smilingly and satisfactory dy fuse to go at the last moment —perhaps their life Even though Arthur ' MoGsnberi : She’s Sophomore r only a freshman too For evsry sleepy student’s sake worthwhile class program for all ' "Sarah” stammered Sir Samuel I can be "Nobodys Sweet Heart” you may have been inoculated in who took time out since 1935 to By the time you all get around students hut would also result in "Sweet Sarah sweetheart” think vr eweflNIji there is no better way "All Alone” Solitude” the past It is best to have a double preach Mormonlsm to the south- to saying howdy to this "My eisMs a speedier and more efficient gang To keep the poor kids wide Sarah solemnly surrendered and "Dancing With My Shad- check in case your Immunity is not erners and just got back Raring we’ll have another bunch for you awake s'tO Cat wetM ferns of regiet ration proceedure —Local Originality ow’ Perhaps the finest idea certain to become a first class to look up next week Gubbuy 0 Winn HV Mail subscription rate 2100 per year Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 1918 Agency for National Advertising Service 420 Madison Ave New YorkN Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston ALLAN THOMAS BELL WARD Business Manager Asst Business Mgr Wendell Sorensen Associate Editor Leonard McDonald i Associate Editor Lola Jensen Feature Editor Tom Judd Harold Simpson Sports Editor Society Editor Mary Lindsay 1— Francis Burgie Copy Desk Editor Proof Editor June Parker Editor-in-Chi- ef v " - ” Students Are Like Songs open-hou- 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