Show PAGE TWO STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH OCTOBER 20 1933 The STUDENT LIFE Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agricultural College Printed by Clark and Earl Printing company Entered as second class mail matter September 190S at Logan Utah under act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 Mail subscription rate $100 per year Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 1918 Agency for National Advertising Service 420 Madison Ave New York N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston ALLAN THOMAS BILL WAKD Business Manager Asst Business Mgr Wendell Sorensen Associate Editor Mabel Allred Associate Editor Leonard McDonald Feature Editor Tom Judd Harold Simpson Sports Editor Make-u- p Editor Lola Jensen Society Editor Mary Lindsay Francis Burgie Copy Desk Editor Proof Editor June Parker News Editor Bryant Kearl News Staff: Bud Peterson Martha Lallis Sam Bailey Donald Roush Gaylon Rosenbaum Lorraine Anderson Genevieve Porter Betty Jean Fonnesbeck Louise Christensen Margaret Mae Bello Harriet Parks Ezra Geddes Richard Adams George Weston Elizabeth Price Dean Hull Nedra Hanson Neva Nuttall Edward Crook Preston Johnson Sports Staff: LaMar Macky Thaple Nielsen Joseph Evans Leo Johnson Jack Heniger Dale Lewis Dick Harris George Sicher Dick Ryan Feature Writers: Claire Van Dam Lola Jensen Helen Wright Vaudis Forsgren Maurine Jensen Gilda Smith Dorretta Salisbury Grant Seeley Meda Brown Ruth Pederson Elda Allred Society Writers: Claire Barlow June Hanson Ineda Hick m n Marie Nelson Alice Wright Mar Jean Tyson Proof and Copy Desks: Mildred Herbert Virginia Randal Eva Fife Laura Johnson Lillian Lymann Deon James Eleanor Rasmuson Genevieve Romney Mignon Perry Ruth Pugmire Florence Wangsgaard Naida Richardson Marjorie McCowin Doris Passey Delilah Simmons Betty Gene McAllister Jean Hanson Genevieve Johnson Jo Beth Johnson Marjorie Seely June Rapp Helen Kelsey Business Statf: William Musser Quinten West John Welch Don Johnson Circulation Staff: Frantzen Todl Paul Scherbel Editor-in-Chi- The October Harper’s Magazine which an innovation contains be a delight to followers should of the New Yorker magazine’s E B White The amusing Mr White who has appeared Jess and less frequently within the New Yorker's pages lately will henceforth come io Harper’s readers in a department all his own titled “One Man’s dub b Three men in a tub — Damn these small batching apts —Y News Rub-a-du- Meat” Mr White’s pieces are in our opinion as delightful as anything being written in the English language We envy people who will discover E B W for the first time in his new location I'carson Mantle Baum and Engle Students on the campus this fortunate year are particularly in being allowed to attend the Lyceum Course Names like Drew Mantle Vicki Here friends is a happy group of college “dandies" of yesterBurns Pearson On the extreme left is “Bus” Berntson who is trying to Baum and Paul Engle just don’t year make 'a sparking date with the photographer’s girl Friday appear on the ordinary two-b- it Vera Carlson is looking at the proverbial bird’c while the tall lady lecture course with the bumbershoot sneaked into the picture and was as unwelDrew Pearson who is schedul“Doc” Nelson is lying down in come as an NYA investigator ed to come here November 10 is front with President (student then) Peterson beaming in his new with Robert Allen of Also in the front row is sweater right behind the “Doctor" d a who was the first Washington “Cute Carrie” Hendricks the campus cut-u- p Deal newspaper column girl to ever “make” the football team On the right is handsome e football in sentiment but full of accurate suit automatically made “Val” Gardner whose “insides” concerning the Washing-ohim captain of the “Warriors” intramural team The dark haired fellow must be Milt Merrill the “Little Caesar” then as now The scene The dejected looking individual to the right of Merrill is Everett f'en takes Wash ngton of them all who must have been a Thorpe the “grand-dandy- ” for the proverbial ride and Pearpaper editor if that look has anything to do about it son and Allen are said to be the most feared columnists in the capitol Burns Mantle will lecture here March 3 He comes of a select —body known as the New York Drama Critic’s Circle whose HOMECOMING AND YOU members pass judgement on every new Paul “Bunyan” Rattle time at a feeling sweeps play that goes on the boards in Homecoming’ By FERRES NYMAN Every year over the entire campus and fills you and you and you New York Mr Mantle is Ameriwith that “certain something” that makes you want to go ca's best known drama critic with — ag show— The field trip in logging and out and “show the world” the exception perhaps of George Say gang you better hurry if forest management came off as reduction per schedule last Friday The Old graduates return to look about the campus and Jean Nathan He publishes an an- you want that two-b- it comment as to how it compared to “the days when!” Of nual containing condensations of on your harvest ball ticket Get Southern Idaho section of the course the campus never looks the same to the old timers the best plays of each theatrical your Ag Card today and buy Cache National Forest was visited your tickets tomorrow in the Guard Hansen of the Forest SerTrue they say it has grown to tremendous size but — and season vice escorted the group to logging is a novelist whose main hail Vicki Baum beof the individual comes contributions their then days — harvest ball— timber most book is famous government operations undoubtedly fore Personal feeling and stories run rampant as the un- Grand Hotel Paul There will be Ag Club meeting sales and finally to Hubbard’s Engle is a to and the tales mouth listen with pranks poet agape dergrads will appear on the today at 12 in the ag auditorium Sawmill En route home stops were that “used to go on” And it will be the same in the years LyceumTheyCourse March 6 and Everyone is invited You can get made at Soda Springs and other to come too Ag Cards during the meeting April 11 respectively points But having the old grads come back and slap the school — ag show— —MEETING— Word to the Wise To have the fraternity Food we have always claimed on the back is something real Vern Hemstreet who had lived The Utah Foresters met last houses filled with alumni members and other residences is a boon to mankind and the on a farm all his life previous Thursday in a business meeting to college was not up to much to discuss details of Homecoming crammed with old graduates is a thrill that cannot be de- eating thereof a never-endiscribed pleasure People who talk about as far as English was concerned activities As usual the Foresters This year’s homecoming promises to surpass all others the day when food will be taken His first day in class Prof Rice will enter a float in Saturday’s as preparations near completion for rallies dances pro- into the body in condensed tab- called on Vern to express in parade The theme will be the lets find in us an unwilling lis- other words the following sen- tale of the noted Paul Bunyan grams games parade contests and what have you tener We like to eat too well tence: He was bent on seeing the and the episode of the "Upside back” we’re have to ’er there grads “Put you glad Yet occasionally even our en- girl Vern replied as follows: "The Down Forest” Those of you who joyment is spoiled For instance sight of the girl doubled him have heard Professor M Q Rice's CAMPUS TRIPE dissertations on the subject will recently in the Bluebird Mrs up” “STUDENT-POLICE “VIGILANTES SCARE FRESHMEN” — harvest ball— Perry very nearly scared us to appreciate it’s worth otherwise SEEING-EYES TO death and we’re dtill' trying to The PATROL CAMPUS” '‘CAMPUS show provides a good let me refer you to the library ag ORGANIZE” These heads and others similar to them figure out what we did besides opportunity for you Ag- - club fel for some interesting reading load the exchange papers that weekly flood the Studfent order a minced ham sandwich lows to prove your ability in the —BREAKFAST— The Foresters are also sponsorLife office And the more I see of the activities of “police” Perhaps we forgot to say "please" various contests Let’s participate on other campuses the happier 1 am that I am an “Aggie’’ or maybe Mrs Perry was just ing an alumni (forestry) break— ag show — fooling Anyway we couldn’t help fast Saturday at 9 a m at the We need no “watchers” “stoolies” or “Student-Bulls- ” Grant Richards a hopeful young Bluebird about the story of 'the with Slim Hansen as on our campus Students that enroll here are given credit thinking bum who all night on the agronomist was visiting in the master of ceremonies Let us hope for knowing what is right and what is wrong We need eigtheenth slept to Ozark Mountains get of an trying exclusive green is just a beginning of n to tell us where to walk what to Country Club He awoke early some practical knowledge of his that this alumni no burly forestry beautiful do when to do it and how to do it there he While our next morning to the rude shaking major subject Why —COLD FEET— e saw an farmer wearing campus doesn’t even need a sign “Keep Off the Grass” on of a course attendant The Limnology class (study of his boots on the wrong feet When it Our campus is really OURS and we know how to re- “Scram” said the attendant Grant reminded the of inland waters to you) made a trip d “vigilantes” “O K” said the bum ‘but all this spect it without being collared by he one to to Bear Lake Friday where they fact from can is I no that’s glanced to say way get and having rules “jammed down our throats” collected specimens of plant and other for several minutes then new members” roar Yes sir we’ll let the vigilantes and student-polic- e animal life Aside from getting retorted “Well I’ll be and intimidate on other campuses but they are not needed I been wearing them that wet cold and dirty the trip was success here We’re lucky to be “Aggies!” way since “95” and I always a great —JOIN UP— thought I was The Utah Foresters now have PROGRAM BUREAU —harvest ball — a membership of 170 It is a surWe note with approval the organization of a program The Ag and Home Ec clubs are prising fact that they have not Such a group will we hope imbureau on the campus BY ENN ARR an Satawards dance sponsoring as yet enlisted a greater percent new in assemblies the in providing by the college general prove gym Everyone of the school enrollment Come Folks you really ought to meet urday night to entertainers as well as give a larger number of students some attend is invited The price on fellows off! it of these newcomers to our stop putting of admission will be 25c per couple the personal development that comes from taking part in campus This week we A special meeting of the Forestpresent with Ag Cards and 50c per couple extra curricular activities Utah State is again taking the Mae (“Maisie”) Anderson: ers will be held tonight at 7:30 without lead by initiating this program slim A speaker and business meeting You alum Logan High — will fill the evening BE THERE! ag show — In the past those arranging assemblies club meetings can reach your fingers around Uncle Alf Alfa from the counand gatherings of all kinds both on and off the campus her waist — if she’ll let you Intel—DEER CREEK— have found their greatest problem to be locating entertain- lectual but you’d never guess it try says ‘These concrete roads Dr Rasmussen announces that ers At the same time a great wealth of student talent to see her giggle She’s especially certainly justify themselves It’s students in Wild Life will assist cute when sunburned Was born a simple matter to scrape up and in the deer creek check in local has been untouched because the students though willing on May Day Has a marked pre scrub them off around the grade canyons this year With the speand able to perform were unknown to the persons in charge ference cial doe hunt the boys will be plumbers We’ll in- crossings on Monday mornings The purpose of this bureau is to bring such talent to the troduce for him (the plumber) an — harvest ball— kept busy attention of the organizations and of the school Let’s other week The Ag Show starts officially —CHU’S— make it w'ork Ken(-netStates Handsome at noon tomorrow We'll see you Yours truly recently took some d (oh my yes!) boy all over to the Gym ideas of other people and a few from Nevada —or is it Logan? — ag show — wandering thoughts of his own he graduated from the Anyway AG STUDENTS and "Chips” a weekly forestry local school Cheerleader prep EVENING SLIPPERS news-lettis the result “Chips” the Avoid rush by Ag getting there he’s starting off as assistBrocade silver gold or be found in the Forestry will Cards and Harvest Ball tickets ant yeller here Just watch him tinted free to match now Get tickets in main hall building every Tuesday afternoon in those yellmaster your gown acrobatics — at three $198 to $298 he’s as graceful as a swaying Friday cobra and Henie all stirred SPORT SHOES Sonja For the game and all up together occasions! sport Joyce Johnson New frosh vice Twenty-Thir- d $198 to $298 president Big as a minute cute as a bug’s ear Cpmes from Mesa Verily I say unto you marry not an engineer MAE Arizona land of big cacti and For an engineer is a strange being and is possessed of many evils calleth formulae prickly pears (How did she get Yea he speaketh eternally in parables which he SHOE SALON there?) Expects to major in Eng- And he wieldeth a big stick—which he calleth a slide-rul- e 31 North Main Street lish Can’t decide which is most And he hath only one Bible a handbook He thinketh only of stresses and strains and without end of thermoher eyes or worth mentioning dynamics her voice You’ll be seeing more He showeth always a serious aspect and picketh his seat in a car by of her the springs therein and not by the damsel Melvin (How do you spell it?") He does not know a waterfall except by its horsepower SHiainwooks: Freshman who came Nor a sunset except that he must turn on the light clear from New York City to Nor a damsel except by her live weight he didn’t Always he carrieth his books with him and he entertaineth his sweet study forestry No hitch-hik- e heart with stream tables he’ll tell you ruefully AGGIES he “had to ride the bus” Has the Verily though his sweetheart expecteth chocolates when he calleth She openeth the package but to disclose samples of iron ore (Or fetchingest Eastern accent And he kisseth her only to test the viscosity of her lips TO HOMECOMING is it correct English among our For in his eyes there shineth a y look that is neither love nor Western brogues?) Accomplishlonging— rather a vain attempt to recall a formula ment: Can actually tell you what There is but one way to his heart ana that is Tau Beta Pi and his name means When his damsel writeth of love and signeth with crosses Ora (“Owe") Bills: Formerly of He takes these symbols not for kisses but rather for unknown Blackfoot a resident and gradquantities uate of Logan She’s a walking Even as a boy he pulleth a girl’s hair to test its elasticity But as a man he discovereth different devices for he counteth the Ambition To excell vibrations of her heartstrings ' Sam Monson fellow master-geniu- s And he seeketh ever to pursue his scientific investigations even his of Biackfoot-Loga- n emigration own heart flutterings he counteth as a vision of beauty and Don’t quote us as to whether enscribeth a formula 330 122 she’s done it we’d call it a toss-uAnd his marriage is as a simultaneous equation involving two unHas a middle name she'll knowns and yielding diverse results tell you about Contributed Merry-Go-Roun- pro-Ne- w home-mad- n Merry-Go-Rou- ‘big-wig- Ag Crier Axe the Forester upper-classme- old-tim- self-style- Hew Faces HIS BEST FRIENDS TELL HIM SO HE FLUNKED THE EXAM — College Reporter Mary: “Which do you desire most in a husband wealth brains or appearance?” Norma: “Appearence the sooner the better!” — Mountain Star EVEN WOULDN’T club-foote- And Old “GOING OUT TONIGHT?” "NOT COMPLETELY” — Idaho Agronaut And then there was the freshman who thought a shoehorn was a musical instrument on which one plays footnotes My! Oh my! — Rocky Mt Collegian My parents told me not to smoke I don’t Nor listen to a naughty joke I don’t They told me it was wrong to wink At handsome men or even think About intoxicating drink I don't I kiss no men not even one In fact I don’t know how it’s done: You wouldn’t think I have much fun I DON’T! — The ’’I'Ve to Dodo a friend I'd like you girls meet” Soqiety ily?” Athletic Chorus he?” College girl: “Who are his famgirl: "What can he do?” girl: “How much has girl: “WHERE IS HE?” —Boulder AT FIRST HE LIKED BEING PLEDGED BUT HE GOT SORE IN THE END —FRATERNITY ROW ’Tis sweet to court But Oh how bitter To court a gal And then not get her Rocky Mt Collegian Why is a crack Question: chair like a policeman? Adolf Hitler turned out to be from Logan “If Chamberlain's wee the most unpopular man in the world with students on the U S policy is continued in E A C campus this week when affairs it will only be a Campus Pulse chose for its ques- of time before all Europe tion WHAT IS THE GREATEST pletely dominated by the MENACE IN THE WORLD TO-- 1 nations" Glen said Josef Stalin communist DAY AND WHY? Well over half of the many students Campus tor of Russia was condem Vise Stillman Pulse quizzed named Herr Hitler the champion mean man of the man from Logan “He's a world Below are a few represent-aliv- e because he kills all his off when they get too answers Victor Austin strapping young power to suit him” Eiise freshman from Idaho Falls said sed that she also thinks Hitler is the world's worst men- drivers are a menace No person but rather s ace because he’s pursuing the same policies which Kaiser "Wil- in government is the helm followed in 1914 and which greatest menace as far 23 of Logan is brought on the great World War Victor is 16 years old ed "Nationalism menaces tt Rex Cook named Hitler be- being of the world more tl cause: “The innocent of the world single factor” Thane sa suffer for Hitler's ambitions be- tionalism inevitably brings cause he'll never be satisfied fore the old Rex who is a freshman from he stated Garden City Utah thinks if Hit-'e- r The use to which man is ever to be stopped it must ling scientific developments be now Paraphasing a famous world’s worst danger saic historical quoation Rex summed las Buchanan Richfield j up his warning to the democratic “Airplanes which should t countries thus: “Speak now or only as a means for man forever lose your peace" more of the planet on w "Hitler is using the best and lives are being used to be strongest youth of the land to nocent civilian population further his crazy ambitions’’ said radios which should be Della Dattage fresh- men more humanistic art man from Providence "that’s used for lying propaganc why he is the greatest menace to stir up hate” in the world today The trouble Only American named ! he is stirring up also endangers greatest menace title was the lives of the cream of the Randolph Hearst Frank I a junior from New Yon youth in every land” she said Tmi Judkins junior from Salt said the famous publisher d Lake refused to be serious about the appellation "because he the matter and claimed the great- like to shape the America: est menaces in the world today according to his own fast are housemothers at sorority hous- liefs Frank said as far as es "They plague me” was the concerned the United only reason he would give for his would be better off if hate pet would take California a For selling democracy short “batty” $30 d Prime Minister Neville Chamber-lai- n gram and move out in: of England was censured by Pacific ocean onto an uc Glen Lewis 21 year-old senior island g have-have-n- every-Thurs- A “Come on SEND your weekly lawif Star home by handy Railway Expr please tell story before I kick your damn shins!” That Is Al- lme a COLLEGI in a Answer: Because it will pinch you if you don't park right — Mt HAPPY THOUGHT FOR THRIFTY Grandpa bed-tim- e Right from your college rooms and return conveni economically and fast with no bother at ail lust i local college agent when to come for the bundle call for it promptly— whisk it away on speedy ei trains to vour city or town and return the ( done product to vou —all without extra than whole year through Rates for this famous c service are low ana vou can send collect you (only by Railway Express bv the way) It’s popular method and adds to the happy the Phone our agent today He’s a good man to l U L C PASSENGER DEPOT Cor 1st South and Main - Th R A WHITE Agent - Logan I : Kollege Rimes This weak the grads cum home agen And so eye'll rite a pome for them Here’s helth and welth and mud in their eye With dew respect we’ll all stand bye Fond mem’ries might make some grads sye And teers of joy won't fill eech I We wouldn't unnerstand becuz’ “The college ain't whut it use to wuz” RALLWA EXPRES AGENCY INC Slinky-- black-haire- NEW!! 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