Show PAUS TWO STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH OCTOBER 20 23 The STUDENT LIFE Published weekly by students of the Utah College Printed by Clark and Earl Printing a second class mail matter September 1908 under act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Skiddo 1938 ft Campus State Agricultural company Entered at Logan Utah mailing at special Act of October 3 The October Harper’s Magazine an innovation which contains be a delight to followers should 1927 of the New Yorker magazine’s Mail subscription rate $100 per year E B White ' Student subscription from fee The amusing Mr White who Authorized August 22 has appeared iess and less frefor National Advertising Service 420 Madison Ave New York N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston quently within the New Yorker's pages lately will henceforth come 1 ALLAN THOMAS to Harper’s readers in a departBILL WARD Business Manager ment all his own titled “One Asst Business Mgr Wendell Sorensen Associate Editor Mabel Allred Man’s Meat’’ Associate Editor Leonard McDonald Mr White's pieces are in our Feature Editor Tom Judd opinion as delightful as anything Editor Harold Simpson Sports being written in the English lanMake-u- p Editor Lola Jensen guage We envy people who will Editor Society Mary Lindsay discover -- E B W for the first Francis Burgie Copy Desk Editor time in his new location Proof Editor June Parker Pearson Mantle Baum and Fugle News Editor Bryant Kearl Students on the campus this News Staff: Bud Peterson Martha Lallis Sam Bailey Donald year are particularly fortunate Roush Gaylon Rosenbaum Lorraine Anderson Genevieve Porter in being allowed to attend the Betty Jean Fonnesbeck Louise Christensen Margaret Mae Bello Lyceum Course Names like Drew Harriet Parks Ezra Geddes Richard Adams George Weston Pearson Mantle Here friends is a happy group of college “dandies" of yesterElizabeth Price Dean Hull Nedra Hanson Neva Nuttall Edward Vicki Burns Crook Preston Johnson Baum and Paul Engle just don’t year On the extreme left is "Bus” Berntson who is trying to make a sparking date with the photographer's Sports Staff: LaMar Macky Thaple Nielsen Joseph Evans Leo girl Friday appear on the ordinary two-b- it Vera Carlson is looking at the proverbial birdie while the tall lady Johnson Jack Heniger Dale Lewis Dick Harris George Sicher lecture course with the bumbershoot sneaked into the picture and was as unwelDick Ryan Drew Pearson who is schedulcome as an NYA investigator “Doc” Nelson is lying down in Feature Writers: Claire Van Dam Lola Jensen Helen Wright ed to come here November 10 is front with President (student then) Peterson beaming in his new Vaudis Forsgren Maurine Jensen Giida Smith Dorretta Saliswith Robert Allen of sweater right behind the "Doctor” Also in the front row is bury Grant Seeley Meda Brown Ruth Pederson Elda Allred a Washington "Cute Carrie" Hendricks the campus cut-u- p who was the first Society Writers: Claire Barlow June Hanson Ineda Hickman column Deal newspaper girl to ever “make” the football team On the right is handsome Marie Nelson Alice Wright Mar Jean Tyson home-made sentiment of “Val” Gardner whose ir accurate but full football suit automatically made Proof and Copy Desks: Mildred Herbert Virginia Randall him captain of the “Warriors” intramural team The dark haired “insides" concerning the WashingEva Fife Laura Johnson Lillian Lymann Deon James Eleanor fellow must be Milt Merrill the “Little Caesar” then as now The d ton scene The Rasmuson Genevieve Romney Mignon Perry Ruth Pugmire dejected looking individual to the right of Merrill is Everett often takes Washington Naida Richardson Florence Wangsgaard Marjorie McCowin of them all who must have been a Thorpe the “grand-dandy- " for the proverbial ride and PearDoris Passey Delilah Simmons Betty Gene McAllister Jean paper editor if that look has anything to do about it Allen to son and are said be the Hanson Genevieve Johnson Jo Beth Johnson Marjorie Seely most feared "columnists in the June Rapp Helen Kelsey Business Stalf: William Musser Quinten West John Welch Don capitol Johnson Burns Mantle will lecture here Circulation Staff: Franfzen Todl Paul Scherbel March 3 He comes of a select body known as the New York Drama Critic’s Circle whose HOMECOMING AND YOU members pass on every Paul “Bunyan” Rattle By FERRES NYMAN Every year at Homecoming1 time a new feeling sweeps play that goesjudgement on the boards in over the entire campus and fills you and you and you New York Mr Mantle is Ameriwith that “certain something’’ that makes you want to go ca’s best known drama critic with — ag show — The field trip in logging and out and “show the world’’ the exception perhaps of George Say gang you better hurry if forest management came off as Old graduates return to look about the campus and Jean Nathan He publishes an an- you want that two-b- it reduction per schedule last Friday The comment as to how it compared to “the daya when!’’ Of nual containing condensations of on your harvest ball ticket Get Southern Idaho section of the course the campus never looks the same to the old timers the best plays of each theatrical your Ag Card today and buy Cache National Forest was visited tomorrow in the Guard Hansen of the Forest Seryour tickets True they say it has grown to tremendous size but — and season hall Vicki vice escorted the group to logging is Baum novelist a main whose beof contributions the individual then comes their days — harvest ball — most famous book is undoubtedly timber government operations fore Personal feeling and stories run rampant as the un- Grand There will be Ag Club meeting sales and finally to Hubbard's Hotel Paul Engle is a to the tales mouth and with listen pranks poet agape dergrads on the today at 12 in the ag auditorium will Sawmill En route home stops were that “used to go on” And it will be the same in the years LyceumTheyCourse appear March 6 and Everyone is invited You can get made at Soda Springs and other to come too Ag Cards during the meeting April 11 respectively points But having the old grads come back and slap the school — ag show — Word to the Wise —MEETING— on the back is something real To have the fraternity Food we have always claimed Vern Hemstreet who had lived The Utah Foresters met last houses filled with alumni members and other residences is a boon to mankind and the on a farm all his life previous Thursday in a business meeting to college was not up to much to discuss details of Homecoming crammed with old graduates is a thrill that cannot be de- eating thereof a scribed pleasure People who talk about as far as English was concerned activities As usual the Foresters This year’s homecoming promises to surpass all others the day when food will be taken His first day in class Prof Rice will enter a float in Saturday’s as preparations near completion for rallies dances pro- into the body in condensed tab- called on Vern to express sen-in parade The theme will be the tale of the noted Paul Bunyan lets find in us an unwilling lis- other words the following grams games parade contests and what have you tence: He was bent on seeing the and the episode of the “Upside tener We like to eat too well “Put ’er there grads we’re glad to have you back” Yet occasionally even our en- girl Vern replied as follows: “The Down Forest" Those of you who joyment is spoiled For instance sight of the girl doubled him have heard Professor M Q Rice's CAMPUS TRIPE dissertations on the subject will Mrs up” recently in the Bluebird “VIGILANTES SCARE FRESHMEN” “STUDENT-POLIC-E it’s worth — harvest ball — otherwise appreciate Perry very nearly scared us to SEEING-EYES TO death and we’re still trying to PATROL CAMPUS” “CAMPUS The ag show provides a good let me refer you to the library ORGANIZE” These heads and others similar to them figure out what we did besides opportunity for you Ag club fel- for some interesting reading ' —BREAKFAST— load the exchange papers that weekly flood the Student order a minced ham sandwich lows to prove your ability in the The Foresters are also sponsorLife office And the more I see of the activities of “police” Perhaps we forgot to say “please" various contests Let's participate ing an alumni (forestry) breakon other campuses the happier I am that I am an “Aggie’’ or maybe Mrs Perry was just — ag show — v fooling Anyway we couldn’t help fast Saturday at 9 a m at the We need no “watchers” “stoolies” or “Student-Bulls- ” Grant Richards a hopeful young Bluebird about the story of Ithe thinking with Slim Hansen as are credit here on our campus Students that enroll given was visiting in the master bum who slept all night on the agronomist of Let us hope for knowing what is right and what is wrong We need eigtheenth green of an exclusive Ozark Mountains trying to get that this ceremonies is just a beginning of to walk what to to us some where tell of his no burly upper-classmpractical knowledge Country Club He awoke early alumni While there he forestry do when to do it and how to do it Why our beautiful next morning to the rude shaking major subject —COLD FEET— saw an farmer wearing campus doesn’t even need a sign “Keep Off the Grass” on of a course attendant The Limnology class (study of on his boots the feet When rewrong "Scram" said the attendant it Our campus is really OURS and we know how to to you) made a trip of inland waters “O K” said the bum ‘but all Grant reminded the d “vigilantes” to Bear Lake Friday where they spect it without being collared by this fact he glanced from one to I can say is that’s no way to get and having rules “jammed down our throats” other for several minutes then collected specimens of plant and roar new members" aDimal Yes sir we’ll let the vigilantes and student-polic- e life Aside from getting reported “Well- - I'll be and intimidate on other campuses but they are not needed I been wearing them that wet cold and dirty the trip was a great success here We’re lucky to be “Aggies!” way since "95” and I always —JOIN UP— ” thought I was The Utah Foresters now have PROGRAM BUREAU — harvest ball — a membership of 170 It is a surWe note with appioval the organization of a program The Ag and Home Ec clubs are prising fact that they have not BY ENN A UR bureau on the campus Such a group will we hope imsponsoring an awards dance Sat- as yet enlisted a greater percent new in assemblies in the the by providing general urday night gym Everyone of the school enrollment college prove Come Folks really ought to meet is invited to attend The entertainers as well as give a larger number of students some of you price on fellows off! it stop these to newcomers our putting of admission will be 25c per couple A the personal development that comes from taking part in campus This week we present: special" meeting of the Forestwith Cards 50c and Ag per the couple is extra curricular activities Utah State ers will be held tonight at 7:30 again taking Mae ("Maisie") Anderson: Slinky-without A speaker and business meeting slim lead by initiating this program Logan High alum You — ag show — will fill the evening BE THERE! In the past those arranging assemblies club meetings can reach your fingers around Uncle Alf Alfa from the coun—DEER CREEK— and gatherings of all kinds both on and off the campjjs her waist— if she’ll let you Intel have found their greatest problem to be locating entertain- lectual but you’d never guess it try says "These concrete roads Dr Rasmussen announces that ers At the same time a great wealth of student talent to see her giggle She’s especially acertainly justify tothemselves It’s students in Wild Life will assist cute when sunburned Was born simple matter scrape up and in the deer ci’efek ohd’ck in local has been untouched because the students though willing on scrub them off around the grade canyons this year With the speHas marked a preDay May in to the persons charge ference for and able to perform were unknown We’ll incrossings on Monday mornings cial doe hunt the boys will be The purpose of this bureau is to bring such talent to the troduce him plumbers — harvest ball — an(the plumber) kept busy Let’s school of and the attention of the organizations other week The Ag Show starts officially —CHIPS— make it work Ken States: Handsome at noon tomorrow We’ll see you Yours recently took some truly (oh my yes!) boy all over to the Gym ideas of other people and a few from Nevada — or is it Logan? — ag show— wandering thoughts of his own Anyway he graduated from the AG STUDENTS and "Chips” a weekly forestry local Cheerleader school ' prep EVENING SLIPPERS r Avoid the rush by getting Ag is the result “Chips” he’s there assistBrocade silver gold or starting off as Cards and Harvest Ball tickets will be found in the Forestry ant yeller here Just watch him tinted free to match now Get tickets in main hall building every Tuesday afternoon in those yellmaster acrobatics — your gown at three he’s as graceful as a swaying Friday $L8 to $298 cobra and all Henie stirred Sonja SPORT SHOES For the game and all up together New frosh vice Joyce Johnsom sport occasions! Twenty-Thir- d $198 to $298 president Big as a minute cute as a bug’s ear Comes from Mesa Verily I say unto you marry not an engineer Arizona land of big cacti and For an engineer is a strange being and is possessed of many evils prickly pears (How did she get Yea he speaketh eternally in parables which he calleth formulae wieldeth a big stick which he calleth a slide-rul- e there?) Expects to major in Eng- And he 31 North Main Street lish Can’t decide which is most And he hath only one Bible — a handbook worth mentioning her eyes or He thinketh only of stresses and strains and without end of thermodynamics her voice You’ll be seeing more He showeth always a serious aspect and picketh his seat in a car by of her the springs therein and not by the damsel Melvin (How do you spell it?") He does not know a waterfall except by its horsepower S huin wooks: Freshman who came Nor a sunset except that he must turn on the light clear from New York City to Nor a damsel except by her live weight No he didn't Always he carrieth his books with him and he entertaineth his sweetstudy forestry hitch-hik- e heart with stream tables he'll tell you ruefully he “had to ride the bus" Has the Verily though his sweetheart expecteth chocolates when he calleth She openeth the package but to disclose samples of iron ore fctchiingest Eastern accent (Or TO is it correct English among our And he kisseth her only to test the viscosity of her lips y For in his eyes there shineth a look that is neither love nor Western Accomplishbrogues?) rather a vain attempt to recall a formula ment: Can actually tell you what There islonging— but one way to his heart and that is Tau Beta Pi and his name means When his damsel writeth of love and signeth with crosses Ora (“Owe") Bills: Formerly of He takes these symbols not for kisses but rather for unknown Blackfoot a resident and gradquantities uate of Logan She’s a walking Even as a boy he pullcth a girl’s hair to test its elasticity Ambition To excell But as a man he discovered different devices for he counteth the vibrations of her heartstrings Sam Monson fellow master-geniu- s And he seeketh ever to pursue his scientific investigations even his of Blackfoot-Loga- n emigration own heart flutterings he counteth as a vision of beauty and Don't quote us as to whether ensenbeth a formula 122 she's done It: we’d call it a toss-u- p And his as is a simultaneous marriage equation involving two unHas a middle name she'll knowns and yielding diverse results tell you about — Contributed j Editor-in-Chi- ef Merry-Go-Rou- pro-Ne- Merry-Go-Roun- ‘big-wig- Ag Crier never-endij- Axe the Forester )g en old-ti- self-style- New Faces And Old black-haire- news-lette- Modem Psalm SHIRLEY MAE SHOE SALON TeIl©mme AGGIES and UTAH HOMECOMING far-awa- brain-bask- Zephyr - :Vr?Kalj£in Vv ! V' Phone Gerrie Pulse b dub Three men in a tub — Damn these small batching apts — Y News Rub-a-du- EVEN HIS BEST FRIERS WOULDN’T TELL HIM SO HE FLUNKED THE EXAM — College Reporter Mary: “Which do you desire most in a husband wealth brains or appearance?” Norma: “Appearence the sooner the better!” — Mountain Star “GOING OUT TONIGHT?” “NOT COMPLETELY" —Idaho Agronaut And then there was the freshman who thought a shoehorn was a musical instrument on which one plays footnotes My! Oh my! —Rocky Mt Collegian Adolf Hitler turned out to be from Logan “If Chamberlain’s week-kne- e the most unpopular man in the world with students on the U S policy is continued in Europeai A C campus this week when affairs it will only be a mattei Campus Pulse chose for its ques- of time before all Europe is cord tion WHAT IS THE GREATEST pletely dominated by the fascis MENACE IN THE WORLD TO- nations" Glen said Josef Stalin communist dicta DAY AND WHY? Well over half of the many students Campus tor of Russia was condemned bj fresh Pulse quizzed named Herr Hitler Elise Stillman the champion mean man of the man from Logan "He’s a menaci world Below are a few represent-aliv- e because he kills all his generals off when they get too mucl answers Victor Austin strapping young power to suit him” Elise confes freshman from Idaho Falls said sed that she also thinks drunker Hitler is the world’s worst men- drivers are a menace ( No person but rather a trenc the ace because he’s pursuing is the world's same policies which Kaiser "Wil- in government helm followed in 1914 and which greatest menace as far as Tliani brought on the great World War Packer 23 of Logan is concern ed “Nationalism menaces the Victor is 16 years old Ilex Cook named Hitler beof the world more than any cause: “The innocent of the world single factor" Thane said Nabetionalism inevitably brings to the suffer for Hitler’s ambitions cause he'll never be satisfied fore the old problem Rex who is a freshman from he stated The use to which man is puGarden City Utah thinks if Hitler is ever to be stopped it must tting scientific developments is the be now Paraphasing a famous world’s worst danger said Doug-lahistorical quotation Rex summed Buchanan Richfield junior up his warning to the democratic “Airplanes which should be used countries thus: “Speak now or only as a means for man to see forever lose your peace” more of the planet on which he "Hitler is using the best and lives are being used to bomb in strongest youth of the land to nocent civilian populations an: further his crazy ambitions" said radios which should bo mnlcnu fresh- men more humanistic Della Dattagp are boin “I hat's used man from Providence for lying propaganda am why he is the greatest menace to stir up hate” in the world today The trouble Only American named for tlis In? is stirring up also endangers greatest menace title was Willian the lives of the cream of the Randolph Hearst Frank Deluncj a junior from New York City youth in every land” she said Tim Judkins junior from Salt said the famous publisher deserve: Lake refused to be serious about the appellation "because he woul the matter and claimed the great- like to shape the American mini est menaces in the world today according to his own fascist be are housemothers at sorority hous- liefs Frank said as far as he i es “They plague me" was the concerned the United State only reason he would give for his would be better off if Hears would take California pet hate and it For selling democracy short “batty” $30 Prime Minister Neville Chamber-lai- n and move out into the of England was censured by Pacific ocean onto an unknown Glen Lewis 21 year-old senior island well-bein- My parents told me not to smoke I don’t Nor listen to a naughty joke I don’t They told me it was wrong to wink At handsome men or even think About intoxicating drink I don't I kiss no men not even one In fact I don’t know how it’s done: You wouldn’t think I have much fun I DON'T! — The Dodo "I’ve a friend to meet” I'd like you girls Society girl: “Who are his family?" Athletic girl: “What can he do?” Chorus girl: “How much has he?" College girl: “WHERE IS HE?" — Boulder AT FIRST HE LIKED BEING PLEDGED BUT HE GOT SORE IN THE END —FRATERNITY ROW ’Tis sweet to court But Oh how have-have-n- s ' -- bitter To court a gal And then not get her Rocky Mt Collegian A HAPPY THOUGHT FOR THRIFTY COLLEGIANS a crack in a Question: chair like a policeman? Why is -- SEND your weekly laundry Answer: Because it will pinch you if you don’t park right — Mt Star "Come on Grandpa please tell e me a story before I kick your damn shins!" 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