Show f f ‘ STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH FEBRUARY PAGE TWO The STUDENT LIFE 16 Member Associated Go!ic&ia?e 1037 Press Published weekly by' students of the Utah State Agricultural Punted by Clark and Earl Printing company entered as second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 Mail subscription rate $100 per year Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 1918 Agency for National Advertising Service 420 Madisou Ave New Yoik N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston Editor Ralph H Redford Mabel Allred Associate Editor Make-u- p Laverna Bennett Editor Iva Nielson Copy Desk Editor j Allen Thomas Sports Editor Leonard McDonald Feature Editor Bill Ward News Editor Wade Miles Assistant News Editor Cora Fuller Society Editor Editorial Staff: Burrell Hansen Walden Pereell Bryant Kearl Copy Desk: Grace Jennings Carol Oberhansley Francis Burgie Genevieve Porter William Glasmann Eva Fife Mary Lindsey Fay Micbaelis Ruth Okelberry Georgia Nelson Elma Tietjen Roberta Platt Richard Chambers Jennet Spencer Kathleen Mabey Typists: Pauline McCullough Kathryn McKnight Features: Elda Allred Meda Brown Raeldon Goates Kathryn Murdock Wallace Dean Lola Nilsson Marjean Tyson Bernice Brown Aftoa Merrill Lydia Marchant Rex Layton Bob Wall News: John Whitby Mark Smith Bill Lowe Barbara Ashcroft Milton V Shopman Virginia Reeve Jess M Grover Mary Rae Christensen Marietta Nyman Mary Hemingsen A Grant Holman Max Conrad Naomi Everton Grace Anderson Max Strong Mau-rin- e Smart Paul Facer Sports Staff: Harold Simpson Associate Editor "Four Star” Watson Deen Christensen Roland Mather Ralph Davis Society: Mary Peterson Madge Worlton BUSINESS STAFF Paul Spencer George McClister Finance Manager Advertising Manager Phone 766 Phone 414-- J Bob Simpson Bill Glasmann Assistant Managers Advertising Staff: Boyd Stewart Ferris Evans Myrene Thomas Sherman Anderson Circulation Manager Harmon Tootle Assistant They Do Not t Choose To It’s Perfectly Clear! Talk The subject of this picture is obvious It is Profes sor II R Reynolds 'explaining “dynamic symmetry” to one of his art students Mrs Kay Robinson It was taken by James Meacham with a kodak 620 exposure second with lens stop on f 45 on SS panchromatic film This is one of the Feature Editor: Sir: Probably I wasn't alone in Where oh where has your pity fourth row in the balstanding y gone if you ever had any? last Friday evening just so cony you forgot how I value my I could say “I have seen the life and how I enjoyed and wantgreat ‘Whizzer’ in action" Much ed to continue enjoying inter- to I didn’t my disappointment views so you heartlessly asked see him any miracles But perform me to get something about Stud- I did see something which could ent Life’s four representatives to come in the same class the the convention in Colorado that has fightingest Aggie team I have ever best seen in our Smart gym and not Nice Trip been handed in Being the most exciting and Unknowingly I placed my life on incidentally perfectly a stake that wouldn't hold a fly up game one could expect to see with good composition and asked three of them (the it typifies the kind of I couldn't truthfully say that fourth must have been in hiding) picture that meets with for a few comments on the trip we had the better team It was general approval The After listening more or less patijust good luck that it was our of the figures lead at the proin be to turn grouping the to hours for narrations ently long gives good lines which and hours when I should have per moment Rather pathetic that an interesting been sleeping o’r doing my school last futile attempt made by CU work I came out with only a study to Coach My congratulations little more than enough for a Cuts for this column mere ‘They enjoyed their trip Konincy on his little speech to contributed by Degn are our Iwmers Wry effective immensly attended some meetings and Brunson Photogra-- p and learned a few things about h e r s and Engravers And now a thought to the perhow to run a newspaper" They Utah com-agloses son and Logan who gives up claimed to have forgotten all the because he has made a misLeave snaps in college post office addressed real interesting things about it take which to him seems as Life Mere Millionaires vital and important as life itOh yes I did get some sort of a self Let me say “He who havhint as to how as soon as they ing refused to give his heart and got onto the Challenger Pony soul to another is like a man who one each of the boys Express declines to build a house on the suffered a sort of amnesia and rock because the wind and rain By JACK BUNTEN BY KATHRYN MURDOCK God gave us two ends: one to because a very important and have ruined his house on the "It seems that they grow the sit on and one to think with It's very different man who had pro- sand” women rough tough and sassy up to you which one you use but of never heard Utah State bably at the University of British up Also that three members of the remember the old adage You wouldn't burn your house Columbia Heads you win group had the exclusive privilege because there was mud on the When a group of masculine inof riding to Denver with a Mr floor would Tails you lose you? Then if you vaders were disco vred at a hen Harriman the son of the owner have gotten off the straight and COLLEGE MEDICAL SERVICE of the lines (P S: he narrow once it is no reason to party 150 ebullient women All Ag club members are urged Of all the things needed by a college to offer to the stu- used toChallenger and be Paul Spencer) think that all is lost It seems to to bring their or a pals’ best girl dents a complete medical service is the most important Stuthem and tossed males the helpless Babies Like Him me he who has transgressed door into and come to the 7th Ward Saturdents need health How is the best way to insure health to One of them confidentially told and that has the courage and sand to bodily out of the front day night for a big party and them? By having a medical service that will be able to me that from what happened on come back is much stronger than the rain" dance According to Allen Hatch —Silver & Gold take care of those students that need such service the return journey George Mc- the man who is so conservative chairman of the social committee The need for this service at our own college is alarming Clister may in the near future be that he has never had the good there is going to be a good time The present is a fair example one of the best we have in the fortune of making a mistake in small-po- x New Mexico faculty in store for all How much better those students that contracted the disease line of entertainers for Student which gives him a chance to men vs faculty University wives spelling bee prove that he is a man could be treated if we had facilities for hospitalization They body programs aroused much interest and bets B'A'C’ian I'll comments Occasional indicated you At the last Ag club council could be taken care of more efficiently and much more quickpiled high on its outcome last that Ralph Redford turned out week We are not in receipt of meeting tenative plans were made ly HERE’S MORE ABOUT To avoid an epidemic of small-po- x its returns — but in case of defeat for the annual Horse Show It will we are asked to be to be just about as good a nursemaid as he is editor At least S of the men it is expected that be held some time in May and vaccinated We go over to the doctor’s office and what do he succeeded in entertaining a there will be several applications promises to be bigger and better we find? A line reaching from the door of the office to the (Continued From Page One) small child at the type of very than ever this year Ivan Stahle for lady professorships bottom of the steps and students pushing and shoving in o game we all used to subject and out of the range of and Darrell Stokes as — N M Lobo crazy-ma- n fashion If ever there was a better place to spread play— long ago And then when he my experience with John Ahern as assistant The line in I disease should like to not see it After waiting the was at Colorado University he For doing a journey one uscommittees have not yet been for two hours we are informed that they are out of vaccine celebrated while all about him ually rises very much displeased Salt Lake City schools under chosen and anyone interested in and are told to come back later That certainly is a new way were blue (Perhaps our game here at and with the previously ar- the direction of Mr Lorin Wheeler working on a committee is asked x small-poOnce to treat at home was responsible?) but how efficient I dare not say ranged hour of departure I re- city supervisor of music will pre- to get in touch with one of the cowould be excusable but repetition of these failures such as commend a treatment of Brahms sent a half hour radio program managers as soon as possible Censored It seems too that Mabel Allred during the evening before board- on February 26 at 9:30 a in we have had can have no pardon The need for hospitalization at Utah State becomes more came back with a much higher ing fhe bus or the train Brahms entitled “Music and American If you are interested in playing the Y’outh” The broadcast will take ping pong or badminton for the apparent every day Isn’t it worth a small fee to insure estimation of the state of Colo- in any form will do butViolin place in the South High music Ag club in intermurals please treatment for yourself in emergencies to be assured that rado and stuff Reports have it Fourth Symphony and the 77 are room over a nation-wid- e that she enjoyed the scenery Concerto in D major Opus hookup notify Neal Jones sickness will not terminate your college education? (Ask Ralph for particulars) particularly full of a human of the N B C — Waldon Purcell And finally as I listened to warmth that casts a glow of love S H Scrilie Elmer Foutz recently proposed a on the mental picture of the some real stories with rising plan whereby graduating members GYM DANCES SUCCESSFUL their friends while left behind hopes my castles were all shatterof the Ag club are given a life The interesting success shown in the two dances held ed "Bends” may come on a diver statement: themes are sufficiently simple simple by this be7 when hr after leaving the memberships in the club The plan it last week in the Smart gym gives evidence that “Remember all these things are that a groggy brain can redis- from was accepted by the members and cover them in the whirr of bus water causing a stupifaction or comes necessary Aggie students can cooperate in using the censored!” it is thought that this will give ink unconsciousness much like in or the tires well the available facilities Under institutional steely planned Therefore the students and any only alumni more of a feeling of bebetoxication D "So” of intervals J the Captain direction of the social committee of the student body and the other interested persons will have when they return to tween successive rails that pass Craig lecturer at U of U last longing capable cheer leaders the dance Wednesday p m proved to go through the same torture as underneath balls horse shows etc harvest “we week a wear the carriage explained the need of dances held by the student body We hope that I— if they want to know any more little tag on a chain under our Despair Hour Before Exams these dances may continue and the ever increasing en- about it — I'm through! Better I do a little studying or I an exam listen collar for about 10 hours after a Before shall be like the butcher who was thusiasm for this activity will prove the need of a student Likely as not this whole letter to one offacing for Concertos Bach's ‘I reads am not which diving job will be censored— but I'm beyond — rltr social center on the campus two violins or to a toccata No drunk— please take me to the grinding sausage and got a little caring behind in his work in wlil take other nearest hospital’ ” things composer Yours in despair hand more strongly and accurateCOMPULSORY VACCINATION? Keyhole Fanny than this old German and a Would it not be a good idea before the beginning of an(Editor's Note: We hate to be ly Caldwell School Idaho High of Bach to the other school year for the institution policy heartless but thank heavens she general appreciation instigate bell of joy at passes these daffynitions on to a would big ring of having every student vaccinated for small pox or present didn’t dip up anymore) us: the registrar's officea certificate of vaccination within the last five years? This Trumpet — hat your opponent However if you have no hopes Awards and scholarship policy has boon adopted in several other leading institutions at all for passing the exam or dues to our aec to the entire student available to beneficial the been — and has Tho the very country Withstanding way throughout when you must go to a lecture body students and to the institution It would eradicate such a in which the roll call forms tile don’t wear out your pants The Johansen Scholarship Barn — To destroy hy fire confusion as resulted from tho small pox menace that is (or to one piece de resistance Fine challenge cups awarded Fund of $5000 provides six — To strangle Joke time at in the three weeks the and that has on the city present previously campus brewing to students in the enrolled worth scholarships annually Abduct — Specie of goose — rilr begun growing over your head) school of agriculture each year approximately $250 for help o: I can advise nothing better than Hobby — An English policeman are : worthy students of junior or Dropp— Droop of soldiers spending the hour allotted for the senior rank Applications for The Ogden Union Stock cram to Aftair —Small cirrus under the quietdespair this scholarship must be filed Yards Challenge cup is to be Axe — To wish permission ing influence of Rachmaninoff’s with Dr W L Wanlass beawarded to the student who BY HUB WALL gym or rather they cremated him Number Two in E Afford — A cheap means Symphony fore April 1 shows the most proficiency in and allowed his ashes to disperse Tlie Journal 1901 minor Rachmaninoff will help you travel The 1927 class gift to the the judging of beef cattle Tile vaccination that students to the four corners of the earth Attract— A plot of ground pass the period of trial in a state The Hawaiian Steam Ship of near unconsciousness college provides two scholahave obtained the past week re- The students spent the whole day that satis— Tax Things you put in the seat rship of $123 annually ApCompany s' Challenge cup is minds us of the attitude that in celebrating the action of the fies by concept of a waning opium for another kid to sit on awarded to the student who dream: no plications must lie submitted to many people held toward vaccina- legislature in providing for them longer is there joyous awards and honor committee shows the most proficiency in a new gymnasium and they made tion as laie as 1900 substance to weary the senses the judging of wool by April 1 Tins excerpt from a Journal things exceptionally lively at times but the universe is pervaded by Popularity and IQ's at Boulder The Salt Lake Union Stock an Rotary Club Senior Loan as the fire chief will attest” Do men want their more of 190X shows us how some coldates intangible sympathetic fatigue Fund The Logan Rotary Club be to Yards is cup Challenge less or felt students renders that all From lege These Beginnings equally intelligent? unnecessary has provided a loan fund to awarded to the student who It appears from the answers “In the morning they broke up knowldge of touchables Even Then assist seniors in meeting their shows the greatest proficiency all the composi- obtained that most couples should Incidentally Vaccination has proved a theme classes about nine o'clock and in the judging of hogs expenses during the last year tions mentioned can be heard at “click” quite smoothly since the of lively interest during the past getting hold of ‘Prexy’ Widstoe of college Further details may The John 3L Richie Chalthe children's (bottom majority of the members of both library week Tuesday representatives of they toted him on their shoulders be secured from Dr W L lenge cup is awarded to the south-winfloor of the feel sexes women and should that library the State and City Boards of about the buildings shouting student who exhibits the most Wanlass on Wednesday evening make their dates feel superior in students singing until they were tired Health addressed the in the judging of building) proficiency Scholarship A's in the form seven from until nine every manner with the result that several left They then secured Coach Teetzel horses of gold pins are given at the War For Democratic State Boys: for home by the first train Fri- and treated him likewise” The American Packing ComScholarship and Awards AsSometime within the next fif“I hate the beautiful but dumb Smart Gymnasium day Professor Robinson presented pany Challenge cup is awarded sembly to the students who teen will be war there a years must dhtes be entire o’clock type the My "At eleven a thorough discussion of the preintelligent to the student who shows the have "A” grades for the fall end all to to not wars or moke enough to realize that I don't most proficiency in the judgparation of the vaccine and the student body and a great many and winter quarter of the the world safe for democracy but wish to go steady just because I normal effects of vaccination The people from town assembled in current year in addiiton to the ing of meaat to make those it safe for who take them out a few times” existing among the the chapel and listened to music prejudice previous spring quarter wish to live in a democratic state “Since my girl is less intelligent students against vaccination seems and speeches galore Dr Thomas the department responded When And will than I man unselfish every in is the what I like best legisthat told how the bills Fire Chief Robbins found out that to be wearing away make the sacrifice and serve the However if a lature were passed he being pre- the whole thing was a joke he An Old Problem girl is more intellihe ean't unborn If generations Twenty-seve- n ago an sent when they went through He lost his temper a very unwise see it we'll sink one or two of gent she might be quite useful years in helping me with my studies" student body was faced also complimented Mr Smart for thing to do with a bunch like his Aggie ships or spit at his flag and A girl differs: Mat with a gymnasium problem It what he had done for the College that and threatened all sorts of he will soon enough be convinced “I believe in suffrage — not sufis interesting to speculate as to and students cheered the hank's things which only made things of what is right 15 on a date Why shouldn't what the reaction would be in the name to the echo He proposed worse Finally he connected up That is the most marvellous as- fering student body of today if we that the new gym be named the a hydrant and turned the water pect of truth namely that it is women be equal to men in every STARTS SUNDAY! were suddenly given a new gym- Smart Gymnasium and the student on the crowd a farther foolish always easily recognized if not respect?” “I think you need to be more EXOTIC SOUTH SEX ISLANDS! nasium just as that other student body to a man approved the idea” thing to do inasmuch as many through analysis then through In Technicolor innocent passersby got wet How- conscience or sense of duty Thus intelligent to have the ability to Consigned to the Flames body was given a new one Do XI old "After the adjournment of the ever when he stopped sprinkling is man constituted by his very make them think you are less inwe still have that Aggie Spirit? Well at any rate here’s meeting the students marched to them the boys charged in and to nature to know truth just as telligent” —Silver & Gold what they did as a reporter on town bearing the casket with use one of Mr Dooley’s phrases his eyes are constituted to rethe Journal of February 14 1911 them and when they had reached pushed the chief about a bit' cognize blue colour never being A certain collegiate editors say the corner of Main and Center mussing up his clothes as well deceived for whose eyes have MW it Streets they bui'f a fire and con- as his feelings After sobering ever told him of a blue substance “Man is a bigamist by nature Celebration Give me several and a variety— "With elaborate and appropriate signed old Gym to the flames down the Chief took the whole that it appeared red? a dumb one one night and a Yours ceremonies the Aggies on Satur-- ( While the fire was burning some thing in good part and there was - tenderly laid away the old one turned in a fire alarm and no further trouble” plenty smart one the next!” George Piranian 1 Seem-ingl- one-fil’- ' Proof-reader- th shots candid s: makes co Exchanges Ag Crier near-epidem- ic § NEO-QUIXOTIC- peek-a-bo- t t 3 ( ! f i N clickety-clack-cla- Scholarship Cups Awarded From These "4 Airing the Campus Yes Professor Reynolds College tat 17 1938 O’MALLEY LOGIC Pedagogue Bewails QUESTIONED Lust For Learning The mysterious O'Malley who last week wrote a frail flowery opinion of engineers in the Student Life is pitied by us rather than feared or hated This O'Malley— Irish or mongrel— gave himself away as being one of these unreasoning who shout loudly without having any evidence You Gt Us Wrong O’Malley made the absurd statement that engineers are “egoistic and narrow minded” It is true that we take a prescribed course which his Very exact and specialized This prevents us from being liberally educated in the other fields as most students of the college are The mere fact that in school we are thrown to ourselves and prevented largely from mixing with others doesn’t make us egoistic and unable to appreciate and tolerate others Purely Accidental O’Malley came very close to giving us a compliment on knowing calculus But why should he condemn the engineers as having uncivilized politeness? I ask if honors were to be given to the department of most polite students would these honors be heaped high on the side hill? Mr O'Malley that Remember tho truth cannot be hidden and that delicate logic soon withers up—D LR on exposure enthu-siastis- hair-brain- MORE HERE'S ABOUT As the Cannons Roar (Continued from page one) grips this capital of the richest and most peaceful power on earth" attributes the proposals for a larger navy and army the present state of our foreign policy to this fear Discussion over the Resolution requesting the president to call an armament limitation conference “in the interests of peace" centers around the influence it might have on our position in world affairs with opponents claiming it would fatally weaken our position in the Far East Even Mrs Roosevelt comes out with the statement that so long as “Force is the only voice tWat carries weight with certain groups” we must maintain a large army and navy” Admiral Leahy insists in remarks that the U S- needs to extend its defense line to take in the whole coast of South America Discussion Bitter The discussion over foreign policy has become very bitter On the one side it is claimed that the American people have a right to know what the policy of the government is in order that they might have a chance to choose between peace and war The others claim that we ean't declare our policy until we know the policy of other nations which in the present secretive state of world affairs means that we can never e declare a policy The shadow of war overshadows now all our lives Let u3 hope that the fear of it in Washington is strong enough to keep up away from it not to force us into policies which will bring war on k long-rang- M j ! Va 1 g'ri coi 1110 we sor g” clii pre Fin arc Bui F Dr Mr T rlui and pari the Kap A was heai mg Di R Q r sent of To Think That I A Lowly ' by Tt whei Wor- m- read mon In humbleness I bow before thee words do send me to hell for thine own sake Thy presence dost cause me to cringe— even as a dog in my own dog house Thy ability to judge one's “IQ” by his looks dost make the heavens rumble and cause Dean Lewis to sit and take notice Consternation doth beset me when thou admittest thy sphere is limited— even to Thysell and three engineers — God bless them if they ever get enough to eat “A” student engineets they were despite their low "IQ” Didest Thou not say before “Straight is the way and narrow the gate that leadeth to glory and righteousness”? In defense kind sir He provided us with single track minds so the straight and narrow could be followed more easily Knowest thou not that thou w! get hurt if thou persisteth in tra versing the habitat of the lowly when the ladies chorus is letting out? Have pity kind sir! But why do I write this wher my “IQ” does not permit? — H Johnsoc 1 hy Go State n a :reer Gri more Spur Soph: of je ilecti ::rme lacei he at Her ng s U Fou Gar kapp tional Hard end Dansa Two fointe ion w dancir id by kinqu Clyde km Met TONIGHT 9 P M Bank Nite $300 $100 $200 Or $100 Sat! Fri ©ny TODAY ONLY! Q- - STARTS FRIDAY - SUNDAY SATURDAY 1 M F Sonji FEMININE HE tilt INTRICVEl G) &on AMECHf The El I II in letter-in- Thurs Beginnings — ' ea ca ON THE SCREEN g U ts Recent events prove untenable the current theory that the gusto of the average student in hn search of the " truth is on the down swing that college students no longer go avidly in quest of usable information Witness as j symbol of a revival of learning the unprecedented wave of diction-arfilching from the offices and classrooms of the campus No earlier than this week did some student abscond with my shiny new Websters and leave me with no more accurate reference work in my office than a moth eaten copy of the New England 1830 edition I am so Primer overwhelmed by the apparent interest of the student to learn of this product of the lexicographers art that I am not requesting-n- nt even hinting at -- the return of the book If the scurvy thief will just be so considerate as to return tho gold from the with which my name was so beautifully and clearly stamped on the cover and which represents some of my most expensive bridgework all will be forgiven until seventy times seven Prayerfully "One In A Million" 0000 weefhearls radiantly STARTS SUNDAY! 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