Show STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH FEBRUARY 17 1938 TWa PAGE fa They Do Not The STUDENT LIFE Member 1936 Yes Professor Reynolds It’s Perfectly Clear! Choose To 1537 Talk Ptisocicfed Cbllegkie Press Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agricultural Earl Printing company entered as Printed by Clark-ansecond class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under Act of March 3 1379 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 Mail subscription rate $100 per year Student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 1918 Service 420 Madison Ave Agency for National Advertising New York N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston Editor Ralph H Bedford Mabel Allred - Associate Editor Make-u- p Editor Laverna Bennett Iva Nielson Copy Desk Editor Allen Thomas Sports Editor Leonard McDonald Feature Editor Bill Ward News Editor Assistant News Editor Wade Miles Cora Fuller Society Editor Editorial Staff: Burrell Hansen Walden Percell Bryant Kearl Copy Desk: Grace Jennings Carol Oberhansley Francis Burgle Genevieve Porter William Glasmann Eva Fife Mary Lindsey Fay Michaelis Ruth Okelberry Georgia Nelson Elma Tietjen Roberta Platt Richard Chambers Jennet Spencer Kathleen Mabey Typists: Pauline McCullough Kathrya-McKniFeatures: Elda Allred Meda Brown Raeldon Goates Kathryn Murdock Wallace Dean Lola Nilsson MarJean Tyson Bernice Brown Afton Merrill Lydia Marchant Rex Layton Bob Wall News: John Whitby Mark Smith Bill Lowe Barbara Ashcroft Milton V Shapman Virginia Reeve Jess M Grover Mary Rae Christensen Marietta Nyman Mary Hemingsen A Grant Holman Max Conrad Naomi Everton Grace Anderson Max Strong Mau-rin- e Smart Paul Facer Sports Staff: Harold Simpson Associate Editor “Four Star” Wat-eo- n Deen Christensen Roland Mather Ralph Davis Society: Mary Peterson Madge Worlton BUSINESS STAFF Paul Spencer George McClister Finance Manager Advertising Manager 766 Phone 414-- J Phone Bob Simpson Bill Glasmann Assistant Managers Advertising Staff: Boyd Stewart Ferris Evans Myrene Thomas Circulation Manager Sherman Anderson Harmon Toone Assistant College It is The subject of this picture is obvious H R Reynolds explaining “dynamic symmetry” to one of his art students Mrs Kay Robinson It was taken by James Meacham with a kodak 620 exposure one-fift- h second with lens stop on f 45 on SS pan- Feature Editor: Sir: Probably I wasn’t atone in Where oh where has your pity fourth row in the balstanding Seem-mgly gone if you ever had any? last Friday evening just so cony you forgot how I value my I could say “I have seen the life and how I enjoyed and wantgreat ‘Whizzer’ in action” Much intered to continue enjoying to my I didn’t views so you heartlessly asked see him disappointmentmiracles But any perform me to get something about Stud- I did see chromatic film which could ent Life's four representatives to come in something This is one of the the the same class the convention in Colorado fightingest Aggie team I have ever that has best Nice Trip seen in our Smart gym and not been handed in Being life on most I the exciting placed my Unknowingly incidentally and perfectly i a stake that wouldn't hold a fly up game one could expect to see with' good composition and asked three of them (the 1 it typifies the kind of I couldn't truthfully say that fourth must have been in hiding) picture that meets with for a few comments on the trip we had the better team It was general approval The After listening more or less pati- just good luck that it was our grouping of the figures ently to long narrations for hours turn to be in the lead at the proand hours when I should have per moment Rather pathetic that gives good lines which been sleeping o‘r doing my school last futile attempt made by CU an interesting work I came out with only a study to Coach My congratulations little more than enough for a Cuts for this column mere “They enjoyed their trip Romney on his little speech to are contributed by Degn effective our booers Very immensly attended some meetings and Brunson Photogra--p and learned a few things about h e r s and Engravers to the now And a perthought how to run a newspaper” They courLogan Utah claimed to have forgotten all the son who gives up and loses made a misLeave snaps in college post office addressed real interesting things about it age because he has take which to him seems as Life Mere Millionaires vital and important as life itOh yes I did get some sort of a self Let me say “He who havhint as to how as soon as they his heart and ing refused to got onto the Challenger Pony soul to another give is like a man who Express each one of the boys declines to build a house on the suffered a sort of amnesia and rock because the wind and By JACK BUNTEN rain BY KATHRYN MURDOCK because a very important and have ruined his house on the God gave us two ends: one to “It seems that they grow the sit on and one to think with It’s very different man who had pro- sand” women rough tough and sassy up of never heard Utah State bably up to you which one you use but British of at the University Also that three members of the remember the old adage You wouldn’t burn yopr house Columbia Heads you win group had the exclusive privilege because there was mud on the inmasculine of When a group of riding to Denver with a Mr floor would Tails you lose you? Then if you vaders were discovml at a hen Harriman the son of the owner have gotten off the straight and COLLEGE MEDICAL SERVICE of the lines (P S: he narrow once it is no reason to party 150 ebullient women All Ag club members arc urged Of all the things needed by a college to offer to the stu- used toChallenger and be Paul Spencer) think that all is lost It seems to to their or a pals’ best girl dents a complete medical service is the most important StuBabies Like Him me that he who has transgressed the helpless males and tossed them and bring to come the 7th Ward Saturdents need health How is the best way to insure health to One of them confidentially told and has the courage and sand to bodily out of the front door into day night for a big party and them? By having a medical service that will be able to me that from what happened on come back is much stronger than the rain” dance According to Allen Hatch — Silver & Gold take care of those students that need such service the return journey George Mc- the man who is so conservative chairman of the social committee ' The need for this service at our own college is alarming Clister may in the near future be that he has never had the good is going to be a good time there x small-pois one in The present a fair example of the best we have in the fortune of making a mistake New Mexico University faculty in store for all How much better those students that contracted the disease line of entertainers for Student which gives him a chance to men vs faculty wives spelling bee prove that he is a man could be treated if we had facilities for hospitalization They body programs aroused much interest and bets I’ll comments indicated Occasional B’A’C’kuvyou could be taken care of more efficiently and much more quickAt the last Ag club council piled high on its outcome last that Ralph Redford turned out week We are not in receipt of meeting tenative plans were made HERE’S MORE ABOUT we are asked to be to be just about as good a nurseTo avoid an epidemic of small-po- x its returns— but in case of defeat for the annual Horse Show It will of the men it is expected that be held some time in May and We go over to the doctor’s office and what do maid as he is editor At least Vaccinated he succeeded in entertaining a there will be several applications promises to be bigger and better (Continued From Page One) we find) A line reaching from the door of the office to the small child at the type of very than ever this year Ivan Stahle for lady professorships bottom of the steps and students pushing and shoving in o game we all used to subject and out of the range of Darrell Stokes as and — N M Lobo to a crazy-ma- n fashion If ever there was better place spread play — long ago And then when he my experience with John Ahern as assistant The the disease I should not like to see it After waiting in line was at Colorado University he For doing a journey one usbeen committees have not yet for two hours we are informed that they are out of vaccine celebrated while all about him ually rises Salt Lake City schools under chosen and anyone interested in very much displeased and are told to come back later That certainly is a new way were blue (Perhaps our game here at and with the previously ar- the direction of Mr Lorin Wheeler working on a committee is asked to treat small-po- x but how efficient I dare not say Once at home was responsible?) ranged hour of departure I re- city supervisor of music will pre- to get in touch with one of the coCensored commend a treatment of Brahms sent a half hour radio program managers as soon as possible would be excusable but repetition of these failures such as - we have had can have no pardon It seems too that Mabel Allred during the evening before board- on February 26 at 9:30 a iu American and TTie need for hospitalization at Utah State becomes more came back with a much higher ing the bus or the tram Brahms entitled “Music If you are interested in playing in any TOrm" Will do but the Youth” The broadcast will take of the state of Coloestimation insure a smail to Isn’t fee worth it every apparent day ping pong or badminton for the Fourth Symphony and the Violin place in the South High music Ag club in intermurals please treatment for yourself in emergencies to be assured that rado and stuff Reports have it Concerto in D major Opus 77 are room over a nation-wid- e that she enjoyed the scenery hookup notify Neal Jones sickness will not terminate your college education? (Ask Ralph for particulars) particularly full of a human of the N B C —Waldon Purcell love casts a of S’ warmth that glow And finally as I listened to H Scribe Elmer Foutz recently proposed a some real stories with rising on the mental picture of the plan whereby graduating members GYM DANCES SUCCESSFUL castles were all shatter- friends left behind while their hopes of the Ag club are given a life on a “Bends" come The interesting success shown in the two dances held ed by my diver are themes may simple sufficiently this statement: memberships in the club The plan last week in the Smart gym gives evidence that when it be- “Remember allsimple these things are that a groggy brain can redis- fiom 7 hr after leaving the was accepted by the members and or the water a in cover comes necessary Aggie students can cooperate them in the whirr of bus causing stupifaction using censored!" lidconsciousness much k like in- it is thought that this will give Therefore the students and any tires or in the steely only available institutional facilities Under the well planned bebetoxication “So” Captain J D alumni more of a feeling of of the intervals direction of the social committee of the student body and the other interested persons will have when return to longing they tween rails U U lecturer successive of that at last pass Craig capable cheer leaders the dance Wednesday p m proved to go through the same torture as the carriage week explained “we wear a harvest balls horse shows etc the need of dances held by the student body We hope that I— if they want to know any more underneath Hour Before Exams on our a chain under little Despair tag — I’m enabout it through! these dances may continue and the ever increasing Better I do a little studying or I an exam listen collar for about 10 hours after a Before be like the butcher who was shall thusiasm for this activity will prove the need of a student Likely as not —this whole letter to one offacing for Concertos Bach’s ‘I am which not reads: diving job will be censored but I'm beyond — rllr social center on the campus two violins or to a (toccata No drunk— please take me to the grinding sausage and got a little caring behind in his work other composer wlil take things in nearest hospital’ ” Yours in despair hand more strongly and accurateCOMPULSORY VACCINATION? Keyhole Fanny ly than this old German and a Would it not be a good idea before the beginning of an(Editor’s Note: We hate to be Caldwell Idaho School High of Bach other school year for the institution to instigate the policy heartless but thank heavens she general appreciation bell of joy at passes these daffynitions on to a would big ring small or for vaccinated of having every student present didn’t dip up anymore) pox us: the registrar’s office a certificate of vaccination within the last five years? This Trumpet — What your opponent However if you have no hopes Awards and scholarships policy has been adopted in several other leading institutions at all for passing the exam or does to our ace available to the entire student way you throughout the country and has been very beneficial to the Withstanding— The when you must go to a lecture body It would eradicate such a students and to the institution in which the roll call forms the don’t wear out your pants The Johansen Scholarship To destroy by fire Barn— one to de confusion as resulted from the small pox menace that is resistance (or piece awarded Fine challenge cups Fund of $5000 provides six — To strangle Joke time in at and the on the three weeks that the has previously city present campus brewing to students enrolled in the worth scholarships annually Abduct — Specie of goose — rHr begun growing over your head) school of agriculture each year $250 for help 01 approximately — An can I advise nothing better than Hobby English poliermnn are: worthy students of junior or Dropp—Droop of soldiers spending the hour allotted for the senior rank Apnlicatiqps for The Ogden Union Stock Affair— Small circus ciam to despair under the quietthis scholarship must be filed Yards Challenge cup is to' be Axe— To wish permission ing influence of Rachmaninoff’s with Dr W L Wanlass beawarded to the student who gym or rather they cremated him — In E by bob Two A Number Afford of means Symphony cheap fore April X The Journal 1901 shows the most proficiency in and allowed his ashes to disperse minor Rachmaninoff will help you travel The 1927 class gift to the the judging of beef cattle The vaccination that students to the four corners of the earth Attract —A plot of ground pass the period of trial in a state college The Hawaiian Steam Ship of provides two scholarhave obtained the past week re- The students spent the whole day near unconsciousness that satisTax—Things you put In the seat 125 annually Apships of Companys’ Challenge cup is mind us of the attitude that in celebrating the action of the fies by concept of a waning opium for another kid’ to sit on plications must He submitted to awarded to the student who dream: no is many people held toward vaccina- legislature in providing for them there joyous longer eoafanaiMmor committee shows the most proficiency in tion at late as 1900 a new gymnasium and they made substance to weary the senses by April 1 wool the of times at judging Journal This excerpt from a Popularity and IQ’s at Boulder things exceptionally lively but the universe is pervaded by Chib Senior Loan Rotary Salt Union Stock The Lake Do men want their dates more as the fire chief will attest" of 1901 shows us how some an intangible sympathetic fatigue Fund The IoganRotary Club Yards Challenge cup is to be that students felt renders all less or equally intelligent? From These Beginnings unnecessary has provided a loan fund to awarded to the student who It appears from the answers knowldge of touchables “In the morning they broke up Eww Then assist seniors in meeting their shows the greatest proficiency Incidentally all the composi- obtained that most couples should Vaccination has proved a theme classes about nine o’clock and in the judging of hogs during the last year tions mentioned can be heard at “click” quite smoothly since the expenses of’ lively interest during the past getting hold of ‘Prexy’ Widstoe of college Further details may The John M Rlehie Chal the children’s of of both the members (bottom shoulders on him their library of majority Week Tuesday representatives they toted be secured from Dr W L lenge cup Is awarded to the' floor south-win- g of the library sexes feel that women should Ufa State and City Boards of about the buildings shouting and Wanlass who exhibits the moot student on building)' Wednesday evening make their dates feel superior In OaKh addressed the students singing until they were tired Scholarship A's in the form proficiency In the judging of from seven until nine ' ' evefy' manner ttXh the result that several left They then secured Coach Teetzel of gold pins are given at the horse Static War For Democratic Boys: and treated him likewise" M fcoas b the first train Scholarship and Awards AsThe American Packing ComSometime within the next fif“I hate the beautiful but dumb Umar! Gymnasium Robinson presented sembly to thd students who is awarded Challenge pany cup teen war will be a there years typl My dates must be Intelligent “At eleven o’clock the entire diowmkm of the pro- have “A" grades for the fall to the student who shows the to wars make or all end not to to realize that I don’t and winter quarter of the at the vaeefae and the student body and a great many most proficiency in the judg- the world safe for democracy but enough wish to go steady just because I current year In addllton to the cSeefa of vaoelaafaoa The people from town assembled in ing of meant to make it safe for those who take them out a few times” f previous spring quarter lot eaistfa among the the chapel and listened to music wish to live in a democratic state “Since my girl is less Intelligent i vaccination seems and speeches galore Dr Thomas the department responded When And man unselfish will every 1 than I that la what I like best told how the bills in the legis- Fire Chief Robbins found out that irsartCTdwy make the sacrifice and serve the However if a’ girl Is more Intellilature wer passed he being pre- tha whole thing was a joks he unborn If he can't generations she might be quite useful gent sent when they went through Ho lost his ' tempsr a very unwise see it we’U sink one or two of in helping me with my studies” Rued also complimented Mr Smart for thing to do with a bunch like his ship or spit at his flag and Mat A girl differs: ho done for the eorts had threatened all of College that and R what bd convinced fc2ea soon will he enough “I believe In suffrage— not sufhad students ehsorsd the honk’s Ullage which only made thinge of what I "v: --on a date Why shouldn't Mao to the coho Ho proposed worse Finally he connected up That is theright most marvellous as- fering - ‘ft the near gym ba named the a hydrant and turned the water pect of truth namely that It is women be equal to men in every 1 '‘--3 CTBUfafaam and the student the crowd a farther foollah always easily recognized If not respect T” K nuafatl and approved the Moo thing M 40 iaasmueh as many through analysis then through “I think you need to be more lfaiooeat paasersby got wet How- conscience or sene of duty Thus Intelligent to have the ability to Tt-k aCseraacst ofUfa ever Whefc he stopped iprlnkllng la man constituted by his very make them think you are lees in' '- -i auPCS td then! Ufa boys charged In tad to nature to know truth just as telligent” — Silver it Geld WEB age one of Ur Dooley" V A72 phrase his eyes are constituted to rethe chM about a Mt’ cognise' blue Colour never being ' A certain collegiate editor say tMettag up Mi clothes as well deceived for who eyes have Li RNttesh After cohering evdr (bM him of a blue mifeetance "Man la a bigamist by nature Give me several and a variety— ) ( £e C££ tack the wMM that l appeared rail? ' ft ' dumb one one ' 1 had tksre wae night and a V? tv plenty smart- - one the next!” Qeorg Plraniaa ‘ shots candid ' Proof-reader- s: makes ght co Exchanges A g Crier near-epidem- ic ly NEO-QUIXOTI- peek-a-bo- I clickety-clack-cla- Scholarship Cups Awarded From These Beginnings— Airing the Campus O’MALLEY L06IC Pedagogue Bewails QUESTIONED Lust For Learning !' - who The mysterious O’Malley last week wrote a frail flowery opinion of engineers in the Student Life is pitied by us rather than feared or hated This O’Malley— Irish or mongrel—gave himself away as being one of these unreasoning who shout loudly without having any evidence Yon Got Us Wrong O’Malley made the absurd statement that engineers are “egoistic and narrow minded" It is true that we take a prescribed course which his very exact and specialized This prevents us from being in the other liberally educated fields as most students of the college are The mere fact that in school we are thrown to ourselves and prevented largely from mining with others doesn’t make us egoistic and unable to appreciate and tolerate others Purely Accidental O’Malley came very close to giving us a compliment on knowing calculus But why should he condemn the engineers as having uncivilized politeness? I ask if honors were to be given to the department of most polite students would these honors be heaped high on the side hill? Mr O’Malley that Remember the truth cannot be hidden and that delicate logic soon withers up— DLR on exposure enthu-siastis- hair-brain- MORE ABOUT HERE’S As the Cannons Roar from page one) (Continued grips this capital of the richest and most peaceful power on earth” attributes the proposals for a larger navy and army the present state of our foreign policy to this fear Discussion over the Resolution requesting the president to call an armament limitation conference “m the interests of peace” centers around the influence it might have on our position in world affairs with opponents claiming it would fatally weaken our position in the Far Blast Even Mrs Roosevelt comes out with the statement that so long as “Force is the only voice that carries weight with certain groups” we must maintain a large army and navy” Admiral Leahy insists in remarks that the U S needs to extend its defense line to take in the whole coast of South America Discussion Bitter The discussion over foreign policy has become very bitter On the one side it is claimed that the American people have a right to know what the policy of the government is in order that they might have a chance to choose between peace and war The others claim that we can’t declare our policy until we know the policy of other nations which in the present secretive state of world affairs means that we can never e declare a policy The shadow of war overshadows now all our lives Let us hope that the fear of it In Washington is strong enough to keep up away from it not to force us into policies which will bring war on King-Maveri- ‘ long-rang- ts Recent events prove (untenable the current theory that the gusto of the average student in his search of the truth is on the down swing that college students no longer go avidly in quest of usable information Witness as a symbol of a revival of learning the unprecedented wave of dictionary filching from the offices and classrooms of the campus No earlier than this week did some student abscond with my shiny new Websters and leave me with no more accurate reference work in my office than a moth eaten copy of the New England Primer 1830 edition I am so overwhelmed by the apparent interest of the student to learn of this product of the lexicographers art that I am not requesting— not even hinting at — the return of the book If the scurvy thief will just be so considerate as to return the gold from the lettering with which my name was so beautifully and clearly stamped on the cover and which represents some of my most expensive all will be forgiven bridgework until seventy times seven Prayerfully M R Q To Think That I A Lowly Wor- m- In humbleness I bow before thee Thy words do send me to hell for thine own sake Thy presence dost cause me to cringe — even as a dog in my own dog house Thy ability to judge one's “IQ” by his looks dost make the heavens rumble and cause Dean Lewis to sit and take notice Consternation doth beset me when thou admittest thy sphere is limited — even to Thyself and three engineers— God bless them if they ever get enough to eat “A” student engineers they were despite their low “IQ” not say before Didest Thou “Straight is the way and narrow the gate that leadeth to glory and In defense kind righteousness"? sir He provided us with single track minds so the straight and narrow could be followed more easily Knowest thou not that thou will get hurt if thou persisteth in traversing the habitat of the lowly when the ladies chorus is letting out? 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