Show 1 THl T UTAH State A XXA'II VOLUME STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH GLEANED Second Little from tlie PUPPETEERS Theatre Drama GLOBE I!y CYRIL McCLELLAN December 15-1- 6 and WENDELL THURSDAY' DECEMBER ANDERSON Bulls to Lie Down W ith Bourn 4 Gws to the Mohammct Hills or Paiicrweiglits? Grcenbueks j I’ S To Control Stock Exchanges e There are to be no more Monte Carlos Uncle Sam’s senate has uncovered a colored gentleman with dice filled pockets in Wall Street As a consequence No longer will U S will act gambling go unbridled to 'the extent of again allowing the average share of stock on the N Y exchange to sell for $280 as in Sept ’29 and for $27 as in Aug ’32 as a The returning congress result of the senate's sensational will be securities investigation asked to impose direct federal control and supervision of the New York and other exchanges This action will come as the result of of stock a year’s investigation market operations by the Senate Banking and Currency commitCool-idg- tee ‘‘We are going to recommend federal control of all exchanges” commitstated Senator Fletcher “and federal supervision of their operation" Control will be attained by the use of police and tax powers vested in congress Power to regulate the mails will make supervision possible A famous brief by Supreme Court Justice Louis D Brandcis has been found which maintains that ample legal authority exists to empower congress to adequately control the exchanges chairman tee Now W hut ? before yesterday Urn death knell of hibition" as an effective Day marked "pro- part of the constitution of the United States which simply proves that morils can not be legislated Educated people realize the harm in for it has been conclusively proved that alcohol has a deteriorating upon the body and mind whether in the form of somebody’s patented elixir of life or in a three dollar cocktail The did not question the majority purpose of prohibition neither did but they they question its results also could not question the discrepancy between them and repeal was the logical result Perhaps we do not realize that the failure of prohibition was not in prohibition itself at all but in a fundamental weakness of modern civilization: the instinctive urges for food shelter life and love and all be satisfied by one medium wealth and so strong has the lust for it become that those whose duty it was to enforce the law were blinded by bribes while the bribers were skillfully and profitably poisoning the youth of America A new course must be pursued Sufficient education can overcome the effects of blaSint advertising of the virtues of liquor Those who still persist in its consumption must be permitted to do so under the first principles of Americanialcohol sm but those who in so doing endanger the lives of others should be so public severely dealt with that its use will be wiped out Silverism "Bryan was right” you will be Wormed by many an old timer ‘but he like Al thought too fast Tor the crowd Why if Uncle Sam "’anted to remonitize silver there is under the sun that nothing could too!" stop him And at 16 to 1 And so da aside tho West's pet propaganfrom an insane tariff on sllSar is remonitization of silver This is to be explained of course Trom the fact that 19 per cent of The nation’s annual sliver output comes from Hah as a °f the copper mines It matters not to silverites that the market ratio of gold and silver now approximately 79 to 1 "'horeas they (Senator Wheeler for example) demand the old Bryan tatio their is Gresham’s law iooahing stock International ac tion ac is entirely unnecessary cording to majority opinion THE NEXT ISSUE of Student Life will appear one week from tomorrow — Friday December 15 This will be the last Student Life for this quarter It will be a Christmas edition and all contributions partaining to Christmas will be accepted — THE EDITOR at Law" is going to “that something different’’ everyone has been looking for This next Little Theater play by Elmer Rice is being directed by Wallace A Goates and will be presented Ftiday and Saturday December 13 and 16 With a cast of over thirty people the play deals with the life of one George Simon counsellor at law The play is a affair revolving kaleidoscope around this one man We learn about this man from the people with whom he comes in contact The play is set in his law office where people come and go and The student executive council are forgotten Austin Secgar a appropriated forty dollars to the sophomore plays the role of George publication of our quarterly the Simon Scribble They appropriated this is interesting because The on the condition that the magazine of the play great diversity of characis made to be democratic The ters There are no two characters committee also requested that some alike AH people in the cast humor be added to the magazine have had thirty acting experience before Their request came rather late either here on the Aggie campus as the work is already well on its or in junior colleges or high The editor way May Swensen schools states that it is going to be rather There are two very clever childifficult to get a good humorous dren’s parts in “Counsellor at page together this late because Law” These are being interpreted the dead line for all material is by adults It is very difficult to Dec 8 find mature people to act as if May however wishes to add were children Dorothy they request for humorous post scripts White and Ernest Tippets are exto her notice posted in the hall cellent as the children Any students who have anything “Counsellor at Law’’ is being of this kind should let our edi- filmed now with John Barrymore tor know at once As this request as the counsellor The play just is working quite a hardship on closed a successful two year run the editor the students should do on Broadway Paul Muni was the what they can in helping over- star come this difficulty The Little Theater production The work so far is progressing on December 15 and 16 will be the more is material nicely Although ery first amateur presentation still needed the call for art work Director Goates is trying a new and articles being sat- style of production with this play isfactorily answered He is giving it an impressionistic With demoncracy and humor ad- treatment There will be no walls ded to our outstanding Scribble no ceiling just a huge neutral no student need fear not getting curtain with doors and windows his money's worth just standing out This is what is called a “space stage” In such a play lighting instead of paint The is used to paint the stage FIVE FORESTRY Little Theater has just bought some much needed lighting equipPOSITIONS OPEN ment There are two- new 1000 watt spot lights and eight new 300 watt baby spot lights The United States Civil Service This play will be an interesting If it succeeds the commission announces open com- experiment petitive examinations for the five Little Theater is going to bring many of the newer dramatic ideas forestry positions Principal to Logan senior conservationist conservationist associate conservationist and assistant conservationist Salaries are $2600 per year to $6400 These new positions have been created by the emergency work of London C Douglas Booth approved by the public works commission as a part of the na- and prominent British traveler tional recovery act program Ap- and lecturer was the speaker at plicants must be citizens of the the special student body assembly Mr Booth United States They must have Tuesday who was graduated from a college or uni- brought to the college by the Inversity of recognized standing wiht ternational Relations club spoke a degree equivalent to that of on "Mussolini the Italian Dictabachelor of science in forestry tor” He gave an account of the Persons selected for appointment must pass a physical examination financial and economic conditions of Italy stating it was necessary given by a federal medical officer Any interested person should to understand Mussolini to underin seek further information from the stand the present conditions Italy forestry department c “Counsellor be SCRIBBLE TO APPEAR SOON well-treat- - British Traveler Speaks To Students Personnel Service For Freshmen Now Provided Many of the better educational institutions of America arc spending large sums of money in providing students with a service known generally as personnel scr- ice This means that In addition to providing students with facilities for studying the laws of nature as they apply to the universe for the purpose of learning to control that universe opportunity is also afforded students to study themselves tlicir aptitudes their personality traits their potential and latent possibilities under the of trainguidance and supervision women ot and INTERNA-NON’Amen ed by Most students upon entering AGREEMENT may be leasable But that and domestic college find themselves in an new environment which is rnionitization are entirely separ-Mto Questions It would be just as difficult to become adjusted involved in the are factors foolhardy to Many S U for the silver without the co“A” MEN operation of other nations as it ould be to disarm while the °f the world Increased their Please watch bulletin board “maments But for meeting of all men who just as it Is readable to disarm if the other have won official “A” letter in auons will follow suit likewise is in athletics at the USAC Both - Possible to remonitize sllvcd if and minor reat Britain and France will do major sports seme and at the same time? 14 Showing process of adjustment Not least among these is the student's own nature Among all of the factors within the student's control not one can be more completely brought within his control than this one Yet it is undoubtedly the one least understood and the one least used in the process of adjustment The process of analyzing ones environment including oneself and knowing which factors are within control and which are beyond control is a complex and intricate process Among all of the problems assijfied to students In college none are more complex and certainly none are more important than the personal problems involved in the processes of adjustment to environment especially the social environment The college has been providing organized to aid students in instruction solving Impers onal theoretical problems of the ordinary class room type A few faculty members when sought after have vol- (Continued on Page 3) Professor Harry Reynolds of the Utah State Agricultural college art department announces a special attraction on December 19 when the Olvera Puppeteers formerly the Yale Puppeteers will be presented at the college in a marionette production The Olvera Puppeteers probably the best known of all Pacific Coast marionette companies arc now on an eleven weeks tour through the western states They will play at the B Y U as well as the USAC in Utah They own their own theater in California and have appeared in two movie productions At the present time they arc appearing in Buster Keaton’s latest play Two performances will be given A matinee presentation in Logan will include Santa Claus’ Workshop Tinker toys trained seals and other The evening production features will present “The Gaieties of 1933” which includes a special number sung by a puppet representing Marie Dressier COUNCIL DROPS MAGAZINE PLEA At their last session behind clos- ed doors the executive council made only minor decisions nothing particularly vital being under consideration The pica of Edwin AndcfsOn Burke Fry and Virgie Fraughton for student funds to publish a humor magazine came to naught This measure was tabled indefinitely as being outside the interests of the student body Instead the Scribble campus literary publication was devoted forty dollars to help its survival for this season Ways and means for a more representative out-pin this journal were considered Mr Muir and Mr Johnson of the council were delegated to oversee publication of USAC songs This would greatly facilitate the learning and rendering of school music the council is confident Student awards became a part of the budget this year— ten per cent of student body expenditures to be dropped for the various activity renumerations The said ten per cent will be allocated to the different departments that make a practice of awarding the deserving Editors and business managers of the student publications came in with the discussion of salaries Student Life editor and manager had their salaries fixed for the year Complete information on the Buzzer's destiny will be a topic for the next important sitting Meeting adjourned! LDS INSTITUTE GROWS RAPIDLY The procession way toward the rapidly that wends its LDS Institute is If you have increasing ever attended the Collegiate Sunday School you will understand just why it is that students are taking such a lively Interest in the pursuit of religion This Sunday School simply cannot be excelled Besides such a fine building there are three of the finest and most competent teachers in the church There are two classes —one dealing with the life and teachings of Christ taught by Dr West the other Old Testament and its problems by Dr Henderson under the supervision of Dr Romney There are over two hundred students enrolled for courses of study at the Institute this quarter and the enrollment for winter quarter as estimated will exceed 350 In addition to these a night class of 50 to 60 students is also Dr taught by Romney at the stake house College credit is given for all courses except one The following courses are given: (D An introduction to the History and Literature of the Old Testament (2) Comparative Religions This is a history of the development of religions in which the fundamental doctrines and practices of the religions of the Ancient world are studied and compared (3) Religious Education of the Church of Jesus Christ of L D S (4) The Life of Christ (5) The Formation of the New Testament (fi) A History of Christian Thought NUMBER EIGHT 1933 BUZZER GETS Upper Classmen Join In Second Annual Misfit Sprawl Tomorrow Night p Q y Kjpfl ‘Counsellor At Law’ In Famous Puppeteers To First Amateur Perform Before Students 7 Palais BUZZER PICTURES ’ Junior class pictures must be this week senior class taken ii pictures the next two weeks All organbefore Christmas izations desiring a page in the year book must get in touch with Lloyd Johnson or Dale Bowen immediately DEBATERS Or Is Site For Combined Social Of Seniors and Juniors-- Begins At 9 P M d’ TO j At the second debate meeting of the season held Tuesday at noon twenty candidates for teams held a round-tabl- e discussion under the direction of Dr W J Vickers faculty adviser Preparations are now under way for selecting two junior college teams to debate with representatives of Idaho Southern Branch Saturday December 16 Teams will consist of two men each who will argue both sides of the Pi Kappa Delta question Resolved that the powers of the president of the United States should be substantially increased as a settled policy All students interested in forensic competition which will are largely come next quarter asked to see Dr Vickers or Lynn at once in Kloepfer manager order to prepare for the coming contests There is still room for junior college entrants for the Pocatello trip but work on preparation must begin immediately as practice teams of freshmen and sophomores are already lined up The Tuesday meeting was attended entirely by men Several women attended the first meeting in answer to the announcement of women's teams to be chosen to meet BYU and U of U feminine teams All women interested must see Dr Vickers immediately if they expect to compete further At this time definite arrangements have been made for debates with University of Southern California both in Logan and Los Angeles and a debate is scheduled for the first of March with university Red-land- 's DECEMBER RADIO TALKS ARE LISTED The Utah State Agricultural college broadcasts over radio station KSL every Monday and Wednesday at 1:35 to 1:45 p m These presentations are given by members of the college faculty all specialists in their respective fields The talks are given on subjects of special interest to farmers and housewives of Utah and the intermountain country Free copies will be sent upon request to thc information office Utah State Agricultural college Programs for the month of December include the following addresses: R Jensen December 11— J “Winter Sports" December 13 — E J Maynard "Winter Quarter Agriculture at the USAC” December 18 — W W Owens "What Utah Growers Will foij Curtailing Production’’ December 20 — William Pet-so"Production Credit Association’’ December 25— Wallace A Goates "Christmas Story” December 27 — E G Peterson “Coming Opportunities for the Collegiate Trained” Ro-cci- Ls First Of Kind In Utah Are you 9 somnabulant Senior? Are you a jazzical Junior? If not why not and what are you? That’s all they want The 1933 issue of the Buzzer to know Who? The extraordinarily abnormal officers of according to Business Manager Jorgenson has been awardthe Senior and Junior classes Howard Law Sides Romney and Clyde by ed an smoothed off cerebellical curves to the National Scholastic rating company For they’ve Press asgrind out the most splendiferous party of the century — a sociation Such a rating is a disMISFIT Sprawl! Ad things odd eccentric queer bizarre or tinct honor both for the school lugubrious go — that is they allow Juniors and Seniors to go and the state since this is the to this party — the MISFIT sensation of the New Deal first time such an award has been The festivities begin Friday night at 9 at the given a college year book publishFalais d’ Or and jnislit costumes must be worn That means ed in Utah and the only book in d gaily-stripe- BE SELECTED Rank All-Americ- an i The former” Secretary of Agn-- 1 culture under President Coolidge minister to Egypt and incumbent Treasurer of the State of Kansas William M Jardine was a visitor the USAC campus Tuesday He returned Wednesday to his duties in Kansas Mr Jardine received his bach-- ) elor of science degree at the USAC in 1904 He is one of four Aggies who have received an hon- -' orary doctor of laws degree from the institution His career has been one of advancement from a TRAINING COURSE NOW IN SESSION The opening session Monday morning of the first annual agricultural training course conducted by the extension service of the Utah State Agricultural found sixty-fiv- e College leading farmers from various part of the state in attendance After Director William Peterson had welcomed the farmers outlined the courses in forage crops poultry and farm machinery and urged the farmers to study and make use of their college President E G Peterson officially gave them the keys of the college He then spoke of the increasing importance of agricultural leadership in our changing world in which the mechanical is outstripping the spiritual advancement The president spoke of the glutted markets of this country and Europe while poverty and starvation threatens part of the Orient He predicted that in the future the world leaders would solve the problems of distribution and supply the wants of the unfortunate with the abundance of the fields During their ten day stay the farm leaders will be housed on 10-d- (Continued on Page 3 anything you ordinarily wouldn't wear to a college dance And the more original your get up the bet- ter chance you'll have at ambling home with one of the magnificent prizes awarded — in addition to some gorgeously unique refreshments Not only will you laugh dying at 010 biht best friends PU""S a ShanKar in exotic garb ut V°u toko away memories of the greatest collection of freaks ever assembled monstros-o- n ities under the big tent and behind Provoan bars not Howard Law goes back to nature as that adorable infant in pants Miles Romney in walrus whiskers and stove-pip- e lid makes little Jeff look like Primo Camera Miss Kyle is sued by Mac Wes for plagiarism You'll sob at Wally Goates as the y sby sensitive shrinking woman and you’ll demand war as Lieut Pitzer turns Carnegie Internationalist John Hull wears two black eves from Phvllis while Burke Frv is placarded “I’m a Delta Xu” And so on celebrities galore Maybe you’ll be fantastically original enough to take all crowns but in case you're saturated with chem formulae or Deutsch proverbs here are some suggestions from the Try Tux perspiring committee coats with knee pants and a straw hat formal gown with work shoes and a derby or military boots and snow-showith gym trunks and dress shirt Put on a work shoe and roller skate with pajamas or bib overalls and a Prince Albert Come in a girls gym suit and football shoes or a formal dress with a hair ribbon and that burnt-cor- k complexion Come in a barrel But DON'T come dressed for an ORDINARY huff and puff As Shiek-spa- r says “Them queer haberdashery and clothinks kaint Make look like Aggie upperclassmen What they ain’t” Remember it's FREE— the only admission fee is that sock necktie on the Adam’s apple or that swim suit in your hair And the prizes go to those most closely approximating Sarge Callahan’s Saturday night sessions with the pink of°ur side-sho- the Rocky Mountain conference in 1933 to rate is the Since the highest rating awarded by the NSPA many inquiries have been received from other schools and exchanges made with several nainstitutions tionally prominent notably Pennsylvania State One of the most distinctive features of the publication was the use of Utah copper In addition to the metallic copper used for the cover copper ink was used thru-oThose responsible for the publication deserve much commendation for their efforts MILITARY FRAT The Navy took a bold step two years ago when the Installation of sound movies on board practically all Navy ships was begun According to the Bureau of Medicine and Surgery over 20 per cent of the current deaths in the navy are caused by automobile accidents Large Crowds Pleased By Varsity Production MEN INITIATES Fresh-stead- Eight members were initiated into the Scabbard and Blade honorary military society at the Utan State Agricultural College on Saturday night November 25 at the Hotel Eccles Immediately following the formal initiation ceremony a banquet was served in honor of the new members were: Elmer Those initiated Ward Ross Plant Omar Budge Allan Douglas Ernest Stewart Ralph Gutke Woodrow Wilson Earl Jenson A dancing party including Scabbard and Blade members and sponsor club members completed the evening’s program UTAH FORESTERS HOLD MEETING At a regular meeting of the Utah Foresters held November 22 in the Ag auditorium a very snappy program was presented A minstrel composed of juniors started the evening off in hilarious fashion As a speciat number on the program musical selections were given by Darwin Jepson The seniors followed with a comical one-aplay which added considerable mirth to the occasion As a climax to the entertainment a very interesting and instructional talk on "bug” control work in the National forests was given by Gordon Van Burcn senior club member who has worked in the Forest Scrvico for some time At this time it was decided that for future meetings each class should contribute 15 or 20 minutes toward the program This will undoubtedly arouse more individual interest in the activities of tho club b n OFFICERS NAMED FOR DAIRY CLUB The USAC dairy club recently held an election meeting at which Horace Palmer of Meiford was elected president Clyde McCullough of Logan was elected vice president and Donald Madsen of Salt Lake secretary and trea- surer Everyone had a good time at a stag party that was held imafter elections Ice mediately cream doughnuts and chocolate milk were served The next meeting will be held December 14 in the Ag auditorium Any Interested in dairying ls invited to attend “As Husbands Go" by Rachel Crothers delighted two large audiences on November 24 and 25 The smooth intelligent directing of Professor Chester J Myers made this comedy live in the hearts of all who saw it Loi Maugnan with perhaps the most difficult role to play took top honors Miss Maughan went in for some pretty heavy ‘emoting’ and did it beautifully Her last scene with little Wilbur was excellent She and Floyd Morgii made a convincing pair of lovers Miller Ryan as Charles Lingaftl gave his usual intelligent performance Ryan seems to get that sympathetic touch 'into every one of the varied characters he has portrayed As the adoring husband of Lucile he was very excellent Ryan evidently has that ‘old spark of dramatic talent’ Floyd Morgan appeared to Logan audiences for the first time in a “straight" role Morgan widely known for his excellent character has now shown the portrayals public that he can do the other thing just as well As the character of Ronnie the temperamental poetic genius he gave the audience a real thrill In the drunken scene in Act 2 both Ryan and Morgan were at their best This scene was perhaps the high spot of the play Virgie Fraughton as the changeable Emmie Sykes proved a real delight Her costumes were excellent At the beginning of the play Miss Fraughton seemed insincere but as the play progressed she warmed up to the part The make-u- p of Willis Hess as Hippie was the best of the evening Hess was charming as the distinguished foreign gentleman (Continued on Page 3) SENIOR GARBS Senior garbs have arrived at the Smith Clothing company and seniors should call for their jackets immediately and taka them to Ev Thorpe in the ait department to have the stencilled on then VI - i a t'r Annua! Extension Conference Dec 11 The annual conference of extension workers generally held in January will convene this year on Monday December 11 and remain in session until Thursday December 14 according to word from the Extension Service All Utah 'county agricultural agents are now at the USAC attending the Men Leader's Training School which will be dismissed December 15 Other Extension workers will come to the college In order to attend the conference The purpose of the meet is to make plans for the coming year and to discuss problems pertaining to extension work The 18000th landtag on the airSaratoga was recently made by ICaohtalst Mat Flrat Ctaaa H Jl LLThoreca of VT squsiiws c e v i craft carrier tnaagUi to eve la a t-- j- at y |