Show jij? § 0BEN 1 V a STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH THURSDAY VOLUME XXXI ‘BUTTER AND EGG MAN’ IS NEXT PRODUCTION OF LITTLE THEATRE GROUP Garff Directs Drama PICTURES Fraternity In The Doughnut King YEAR FOR BOOR Man” 8 1932 NUMBER EIGHT by active members of Theta Alpha Phi national dramatic fraternity is rapidly progressing and judging from present indications those who want to see something richly and continuously funny will not fail to attend the performJuniors this week has been set ances December 16 and 17 nside for you to have your pictures ‘The Butter and Egg Man” is for the Buzzer II1U a snarklmg comedy of stage life It will be appreciated very much It is an outstanding comedy hit hy the Buzzer officials if you will per- having played 250 conse-mtivke a tPccia1 J formancees in Neew York It wasj to the getJ°Z unanimously acclaimed bv both Pures according orfer to eliminate a great deal press and public as the funniest ln extra Dr R L Richards work of comedy ever seen on Broadvay Next week is scheduled for the head of the department This play Is a modern wav of describing what used to be known senior pictures The seniors need of Pathological sciences on the New York Rialto as a very little urging in this directic-becauswas elected to the Hoard is of theirs is the honor "sucker” But that the species as wearing the cap and gown of Education of Logan no means as s me folk think is very cleverly The Buzzer staff is being a little in the Off the press last night the City Schools I bought a new pair of rubbers Lun's J Allen is the “doujrhnut man” to Aggie stu- second shown It tellr the tale of a lenient with the Freshmen and number of election held year's Utah last year and I was so proud of And as peddler of his delicious homemade product State Quarterly this county youth who comes to New Sophomores and has extended the dents several makes them and my ownership thereof Dr Richards deYork to bo a theatrical producer time which they can geti-i- e has a most unique method of working his way through valuable additions to former polithat I wore them all the time Of and winds ni'iwith being a "butter their during until December feated 293 17 his opponent pictures course they kept my feet warm Last summer while on duty in the Richfield cy the new features helping to gchooj and egg man” with a 49 per eut to 213 The schedule for the fraternity make it the equal of any magazine too warm They made my feet Alshare of a play which was desof h's lather-in-la- w later’s the vacation during bakery as follows: is We congratulate Dr sweat and burn and irritate but tined to be the "worst flop ever pictures len decided that four years’ baking experience wasn’t pil- of it4 kind in the west The apDecember 6 — Sigma Chi 'here wasn't any use taking them vicRichards pearance editorials and articles produced” his upon — Pi 8 December education Alpha Kappa money very fast especially during a in general are more elaborate than ing up off Td only have to put them George S Kaufman who first j sucand wish him — tory Iota Phi December ! made himself Kappa famous by collaborback on again depression lie knew people ate doughnuts and decided those in the usual run of inter— Delta Nu cess in h:s new position December ating with Marc Connelly on he could Sell enough of them But making - doughnuts is only mountain college that publications — December This procedure saved me Movies” "Merton of the Epsilon “Dulcy” to “get by" while attending the the means to an end At the More expensive cuts of Christmas — Beta Kappa 7 December work and it had an added "The Beggar on Horseback" and deUSAC motif for a make artistic very college he is majoring in Agron— Delta Kappa wrote this no matter December how other dramatic hits detraction Club Loading a Ford truck with omy with additional wotk in sign throughout comedy of the theatre “angel" and Phi sleepy I was when I undressed for the household tenth possessions Animal Husbandry Some day he the Broadway sharpers Mr KaufFollowing the season's greetings at night I could tell invarJanuary 6 — Alpha Gamma Phi nove since leaving Snovy college wishes to return to his homeland by President R O Porter is the man considers ‘The Butter and iably when I had my shoes 1 1928 to in came Luris last Logan funtoeest in southern Utah to apply sci- outline of the alumni program for comedy Egg Man" his off I’ll admit th'i wasn’t much fall He started his business main-- y entific and this attitude was confirmed of a price to pay to maintain agriculture to the wild 1933 The exchange STAGE stove small with a critics York New doughnut by uncultivated ranges there The features add new interest to the my ownership of a pair of At the International Relations and kettle and a supply of flour recent gnowstorm and The uproariously mirthful lines those so reultant magazine as does the page “Utah club meeting today at one o’cloek things glamorous and situations provided bv the aided greatly by his wife’s influenza may have had called rubbers Aggies You Should Know” which the subject for discussion will be author and capably Interpreted by SUCCESSFUL and sacrifice Now his to do with that resolve something although gives pictures and short des- cancellation of interallied make war One morning I walked into an excellent cast should ‘two-bit- ” doughnut factory has Luris thought the mild fall weath- criptions of several alumni In dpbts according to Delos Daines “The Butter and Egg Man” a rewith a young lady concern into a grown flourishing er homelike this issue those are Little club for quite Since this ques- - Chemistry presented president freshing entertainment whose every action was a radiation BANQUET supplying the A C Dairy stuM ’21 tion has educator received so Theatre audiences i recent Angug much However baking and fondness Maughan of virility and charm She removed dents and many townspeople But M S Durrani ’28 fruit farmer in publicity in newspaiiers and since Tier rubbers and placed them metiit still takes bard work and real for livestock and crops aren’t Al- India and Wiliam G is it the debate for this question len's only interests A Waggstaff against the well Sheep-lik- e The Utah Foresters annual ban- effort to study and at the same year a very interesting discussion culously hobby in genealogy through '05 scientific farmer emulated her TURKEY DAY GAME quet I thoughtlessly held Saturday evening Dec time pay bills and tuition Is inAll are students G The T first article by Tay-- ! expected action It must have been exager-ate- d However hard work isn’t new which he has traced his ancestry 3 at the Hotel Eccles was one to vited attend in the meeting empathy that caused me to of the most brilliant social events to Allen From his earliest days to one of the four Allen brothers ( Continued On Page Three) Room 280 at one o’clock RETURNS take the Gargantuan risk one of the fall quarttr -- There In Kingston down in Piute county who came over on the Mayfloweighty-thre- e takes when - they - remove their persons at the banhis struggle for education was a er rubbers fifty different problem As the oldest of In working at his varied ocquet and approximately at the dancs Which Im- 12 in a rancher's the “doughnut man" family he began cupations At the recent meeting of Rocky couples That action removing my Guests inmediately followed Mountain Conference athletic of- cluded representatives from the U to earn his own living while at- maintains a likeable personality rubbers would probably have ficials an official schedule Tor the tending grammer school As a which helps make repeat sales for been the first strand in a Forest Service the State Fish member He appreciates the of the ninth grade at his goods 1933 football season was drafted habit cable that would have the BioGame and department he pioneered for ad- hearty cooperation of President A tentative schedule for 1934 was logical Survey and from the For- Junction dominated my life for years vanced classes at Circlevllle in Peterson and the people of Logan drawn up Utah Aggies meet the had not someone convinced me estry department of the Southern of establishing what is now Piute Allen - Is a splendid example exthat it was contrary to the University of Utah on October 26 Branch of the University 29 American ln 1933 and on November ample of industrious accepted code of ethics Idaho and U S Bureau of high school After graduation from Snow col- pioneer stock willing to work for Thanksgiving day in 1934 Fisheries Guests from the college My habits weren’t right They The shifting of the Utah-Aggincluded Ray Lillywhite student lege Allen “married into the bak- an education He makes use of his had to go that the group mores game back to Thanksgiving day body president William Peterson ing business” working in Rich- motto: The should go on unobstructed will be greatly appreciated by and Dean Maynard There were field for a year Then after a “As you wander through life rubbers weren’t stolen they were Aggie and Ute fans This big game also a number of alumni foresters year and a half of baking in Gunbrother turned club The differentiation beswiped played on Turkey day is a tra- present The Forestry nison he spent a like period in What ere be your goal tween these two terms is as foldition In the history of the state out en masse for the big event Salt Lake until his recent arrival Keep your eye upon the doughnut the for over ten all second the rule stayed Concerning couches “If basketball lows if you sneak around until that just cannot be broken The and nearly in Logan And not upon the hole” which requires that the team in which followed no one is looking and then noisegame was played on October 29th dance throughout the country would was officially The of the ball banquet advance possession this last season It was a great nnened lessly go up and put on someone coach ball is that of Clarence the President style own by court from it defensive its else's rubbers all the while castgame and a large crowd witnessed Thornock who made a short ad used in the Western Division to offensive territory in not less the classic but it was no subing furtive glances here and there Conferof Mounain welcome and then turned the of dress Rocky seconds than ten Dick Romney in keeping with your short jerky stitute for the traditional Turkey the meeting over to the toast no ence be need would there Coach at Utah Aggies and member breaths and a pounding pulse day game master Clark Anderson Toasts for any such rule In the final of the National Basketball Rules that's stealing but if you spot a Football fans all over the state were responded to by Fred Foster more do can analysis coaching Committee had the following to nice new pair of shiny rubbers have built up an appetite for the of the Bureau of Fisheries Arnold for conecting stalling than which you think will fit you well say: fray This game is just Standing of the Forest Service ever will rules accomplish” and you walk briskly up to ther as essential to the Thanksgiving Scott Zimmerman of the Biological “After experimenting with “There was no necessity for hav- and menu as the turkey itself It Is a Survey Charlie Geneaux Profesput them on in a business like the ten second rule I am still ing such e rule to hurry up the ' manner the while you’re giving good move on the part of the sor of Forestry at the Southern of the opinion that the wrong athletic officials to have this tra- Branch of the University of Idaho game as played in the Western a morose prof a “good afternoon” team is being penalized The repreand Courtland P Starr Division of the Rocky Mountain and then stroll off never exhibitditional battle resumed Rules Committee 4ias always that’s senting the alumni RepresentaConference The line across the ing an unfamiliar action agreed that the responsibility tives from the classes gave short allow- swiping ten second and the floor defenis with for the An important business meeting The first annual Fish and Game stalling talks Frank Fonnesbeck speaking ance are just a nuisance out here sive team and yet this new PLANNED Rho the women’s I had to adapt myself to this for the Seniors Floyd Allen for convention was held at the Utah of Lambda in Utah J hope that the new foi McAllister rule merely penalizes the ofwas held state of affairs Sociologically the Juniors Burton journalistic fraternity State Agricultural not do college make it rules Friday Alfred necessary and Pulley to carelessis fense when it fails at the Chi Omega house Tuesaccommodation the Sophomores speaking and Saturday in the auditorium of for the teams here to change BY DAVIS CLUB for the Freshmen Readingsand were ly hurry its play and attenqit that form of reaction that day evening The purpose of the Bill the Wadsworth and Don from their fast type The exciting engineering to dehe building given by drive through the set takes place in man when meeting was to elect a secretary of play At present I am Anderson A number of selections meeting which was attended by of the organization and to disbuilds warm houses to counfense” Hardistinctive representatives of Utah Game pro- cuss projects for the coming of the that the The kettle's on the fun's be- were given by the Foresters opinion teract the cold and weaves Hot “Instead rule a have and Michaels why tective associations the U S ForDuo Charlie type of play in this Division will warm coats to mitigate ungun and the plans are all under monica Robinson A comet solo est Service the IL 8 Bureau quarter team that the defensive requires of even under the new continue Lulu Rae Jenkins who is well to favorable weather conditions way for the big Davis club Christ- Graydon go out after the ball when the coeds” “Trees” was Parks known as by Clyde Smith Fisheriees the National contri-butLife Student Man is the only animal that a mas party to be held Dec 15 at The Forestersgiven composed the Izaak Walton back team the has offensive it quartette in League and the and who gets “A’s” in ad- court has the Institute Every member of of Clarence Thornock power to accommodate Whitney State Fish and Game department and would This hurry play others himself to conditions the club and his or her partner Floyd Cleone Whitlock and Tone was presided over by William vanced writing was elected sec- penalize the which team offending If "The Rollicking Peterson director of the State retary will be there ln gala attire to en- Winkle merely adapt themselves sang The California Institute of Techis responsible for the stalling A President Ruth Clayton urged Extension service an joy the festivities This big affair Rangers” the new club song The apparais line could be drawn across the nology constructing their hides the weather is a dancing party with special song was written especially for The included William members to enter the contest for floor as at present and all but tus to produce five quarts per thicken the changes hair grows longer club by Floyd Whitneyspeakers Kampus Kaprice original manu- two dolfeatures for entertainment at in- the Utah Foresters member of two Utah cost superintendent of a about at hour members of the defensive It was State Hatcheries they are able by some subtle a good and generous Larson a former as the official termission Fred Foster script and also for the Scribble quart Don’t get excited transformation of nature to withand a recently adopted prizes as well as to work on Buz- team could be forced by the rule lars per we’re district Dr and A S supervisor about supply of refreshments to drive beyond this line before though liquid stand the elements With no contalking club songi All musical selections Hazzard aquatic biologist with the zer and Student Life staffs von the piano by right snappy orchestra which is used In mole- scious effort on their part seemten an in to seconds inwere hydrogen get accompanied New new attempt and enthusiasm U of Fisheries C G This party will be the finale of Miss Bertie Evans Due to ingly the covering for their backs terest has been by all the ball from the offense or suf- cular physics experiments the activities of the club for this of the Adney president of the Boxelder the members of expressed used one wall their forelimbs their feet comes The speaker a fer the principal The as pressures I high new this difficulty Fish penalty Game and very associaForester County the fall quarter The officers in evening was Regional make a into being The pregnancy of that tion George Mushbach fraternity and the prospects are see It would be to decide upon a is left open presumably into case of old saying “The Lord will procharge of this party guarantee a R H Rutledge He gave a very tendent of the Bear River superinmore comfortable exit for of Infractions far the Jhe just promising penalty Migrapossibilities vide” is nowhere more apparent good time for everyone However Interesting address on the “Future Bird an rule” Professors tory explosion Refuge reaching suggested a guarantee is not needed If you of Fish anu Game in the Forest in this law of adaptation — 'than Bassett T G and Maguire Taylor $ B Carl Supervisor were one of the lucky one to be Service” D E Madsen of the Agricultural National Cache I assure you that I have alinvited to the party last year you Arentson of the David M Gorsuch of the talked on “Value to the college had the intention deways of Arizona TurR wlU know what a good time Is In Forest I of Fish and Game on the University Public of doing laziness my friend of the spite State Davis Game and Fish a have pin store If you Cache” what I have seen other fellows department R H Olsen and Walyou'd better be very attentive from main course at the banquet ter The do I’ve watched them often Mann of the U S Forest now on and maybe you will be the consisted of Elk meat furnished ' Service Dr O J Murie of the U take their gloves and put lucky one invited as his partner by the State Fish and Game deS civilization the university is itthem in the sleeve of their UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO Can Douglass be aware that men Survey Mark AnderPut a ring around the 15th on partment The hall was decorated sonBiological of the Izaak Walton League overcoats and then put the self becoming civilized have been burned and lynched CUTS CLASSES beyour calendar for that’s the day of by the Freshmen evergreens end of the sleeve in the overfor crusading especially against University of Chicago students forest Thoms s Parker of the National days the night of nights the ing used to give a true Park Survey Leo Laythe of Den- have been successful for a year PRINCETON TURNS coat pocket then pat it caresuch popular Gods as athletes? atmosphere “Davis Party” ver district supervisor for the Bio- attending classes voluntarily and STATISTICIAN fully so that it looked natural logical survey R H Rutledge of abandoning quizzes except far a From questionaires sent to ail and then go off satisfied that AMERICAN STUDENTS with talking picOgden regional forester of the comprehensive test at the end of alumni Princeton university found Experiments said gloves were safe IV PARIS tures In Chicago and New York forestry service and C E Huish the year that the average alumnus owns one As you might have guessed my Over of students the of Eureka universities have definitely shown automobiles six attending the University of Paris gloves disappeared about a week With such an arrangement the and Utah fish problems the Bear clever (?) student would be tempt- and that sound pictures are to aslf suits of clothes and are Americans ago They weren't stolen adaptaRiver Migratory Bird Refuge ed to take his voluntary quota has one and sume an important place in our babies don't tion isn't that The coat from And the other studies game problems including educational system Students who And perhaps have had several they parlay French either? But which these gloves test comes aren’t disappeared of beaver deer and elk the eco- when the final were shown ten minute sound and headaches from of course they may be native will be hanging in the same place Dee 7 the nomic valuees of fish and game you afraid? On Wednesday of the seven-thirfilms on the subjects to until next National from week PI Delta listening saxophone players residents nledges of Phi and gamel egislation needs were UNIVERSITY OF AlLBERTA “Molecular Theory of Matter” and Honorary ten every night except Monday Education the topics discussed sesPhysical at the OREGON STATE LAUDS RULES OCT HAZING “Oxidation and Reduction” were Fraternity met and elected After a series of tests for and Thursday sions DRAMATICS of the U of A decided 30 to 60 per 'cent "superior j ncerg for the ensuing year The If the present possessor of mental and physicial alertness The convention terminated with to Students In "Collegiate by om men between the ages of 10 Spotlight” the gloves thinks my claim to to students whe had had five following were chosen to fill the “grow up” so they booted hazthe Utah sponsored by banquet Mae Foresters of the College on Satur- ing out of the program and sub- Howard Douglass of Oregon state and 90 Dr Walter Miles of Yale said gloves worthy of his Bertie hours of classroom instruction of respective offices: consideration he may the same subjects Funny how we 'Evans president Marie Single-didn- ’t day evening which was attended stituted formal receptions for first college it was asserted that dra- has concluded that personnel matics has almost as big a part return them at his convenience know our educational sys- - f ton vice president Pearl Williams hy ninety guests including visitors jI year students I More and more this agent of in collegiate life as athletics (Continued On Page Three) at the designated times and members of the club tern was so inefficient secretary SCHEDULED HLUlilll e PUBLICATION Pastry Peddling Student Makes College Expenses e Slate Prof Elected To School Position APPEARS GARB MOBILITY IS BEMOANED BY SCRIBE flat-head- ed yes-ieid- 12-- 14-- 16-1- International 10-- Meets At FORESTERS O’clock well-writt- coop-- ration IN 1934 Head Coach Romney Gives Views On New Ten Second Ruling ie FISH AND GAME (JOURNALISTIC CONVENTION Ute-Agg- ie FRATERNITY ‘ LAUDED MEETS PARTY er IPESESSS Phi State eniors and Jimmioirs For Annual fart? air Palais d Comedy Work" on “The Yfuttcr and Egg Which is to be presented DEC lIJTAH Delta Pi Picks two-thir- ds nine-tent- New Officer List hs one-ha- hs one-thi- rd one-tent- hs ty of-fr- -- Special Features Are Planned by Committee Bring Student Body Cards Admit Seniors and Juniors will hold their annual social in the form of an informal dancing party at the Palais d'Or tomorrow night at 9 o’clock Plans are now complete to furnish members of the two classes real high quality entertainment For this reason the officers of two groups are very desirous that the upper classmen take advantage of the opportunity offered for a good time and take a date to the affair Preparations have been under the direction of two committees one from each clasa The senior committee is composed of Bill Moore chairman Marian Peterson and Clayton Clark as assistants Miller Ryan and Arlene Stauffer were selected by the juniors The combined group has been working very hard to prepare a party that will satisfy everyone concerned Intermission entertainment has been carefully araaged along with light refreshments which will be served Attempt has been made to keep this strictly a juniorsenior party However if some freshman or other underclassman is smart enough to date a senior girl evwill be set erything We hope the younger set is not offended at its being autoNo offense matically eliminated it intended No-- student who can't his student produce body card and a date will he barisd from a good time That is one hard and fast rule that will be enforced to the nth degree and you can depend on it You absolucHy must present your student body card All juniors and seniors are invited to join the gang tomorrow night— get a date and call arourd about 9 bells and have the time of the season ' UTAZOA SOCIETY HOLDS MEETING The Zoology and Entomology majors of Utah State and other members of the Utazoa society assembled at the home of Dr W W Henderson last Thursday evefor their ning gathering Melvin James president of the society was in charge of the program Prof J S Stanford gave an interesting “sl'dt lecture” on the Bear River Bay Sanctuary He explained how the waters oi Bear Rver near its nouth had been diverted and dyked to give a greatly added area of fresh water for th breeding grounds of wild water bowl He stated that government ait was -- sed because of the migrator habit rf the foul which spend parts of the year in different ru of the merican continent Ernest l arKmsfn a past graduate zoology student thru gave an Illustrate! valk on the varieties of birds inhui)'::i t the Bev River Bay region He related thit this year man thousands or ducks have died ‘here from "duck sickness” a puzzling non contagious d’sease This was folk wed by a number of interest ng and also educational entomology L lvidual hm! group Die officers of games divoea the Utazoa souc'y Light appetizing refreshments were served and Dr Henderson concluded the program with an address welcoming the new members to the society He said that ' in becoming schooled in zoology ’ the student didn't need to give up his religious beliefs He added that the Bible was a wonderful book and that science should not cause one to disbelieve in it from the congenial Judging cheerful atmosphere that characterized the party the gathering served to promite one of the ideals ' of “Utazoa” that of good will among the members The next meeting will be held at the home of Dr G F Knowl-to- n about the second week of the Winter Quarter semi-quarte- -- -- GERMAN CLUB German club meeting at A!pfca Gamma Phi fraternity Sunde" December 11 4 p m Christmas program will be the theme of the meeting Typical German refreshment! will be served t j J |