Show -- 'jj student:life — i i J —ivn A Texa of at and ' sever Henr he w Henr whicj Ina from contr pany i Icjul- his i City R K Sl’Pf HAD C con fint and our ketl Cat wer post Guj ed I Log sevt fair incj eloi fon Easi Bccl it i traditl Basket i interg ketbal Univei gone their East await! -- : Utes home bound J mount tiTAlf : shar Thel ganu for s ball that that ies I thou ually t meat ratio time t ' the Volcano come back to me?" My breakfast lies over the ocean My dinner lies over the sea And while this boat is in motion Don't mention my supper to me! What Then? if ft Our idea of a dumb autoist is one who thinks a silent cop is a policeman who has stopped the police commissioner's car by mistake The Pi Kap’s claim that Moses was among their first initiates Well I suppose he was once I read about him being among the bulled rushees No offense meant! Tsh Tsh Again! My boy friend lives down by the bottling works and he sure knows some corking good stories (Adv) YESTERDAY'S HUMOR-TOMORRO- There is nothing that "How's that for a kick in the quit' compares with that feeling of pants?" as the college boy said insignificance yon when he pulled a experience flask out when you're ignored by the bus of each hip pocket pint driver — By Bryce Anderson I I 3 At least one consolation of all opera goers is that the story' of Rigoletto was written on each and every program All of those who could read have at ijast aboui-beolsome wjuv-- JI — -idea " Gilda nobly protraved by Tyra Have Inferiority Complex says Whoosis didn't live up to the Psycho-Analy- st who palled modern version of'ar crisode At Lincoln “Schizoid" least nowadays gals who have been dishonored don’t rush out Di A A Brill the New York! in beautiful rose bedecked night-o- f psychonnalyst who raised many a of the sordiness temperature last summer by callgowns shouting of the world! (?i ing Abraham Lincoln a "schizoid maniac personality” took a fling It's being nosed around that yesterday at America of another The committee in charge of the - type those who affect the clipseating sections of the basketball ped accents of Oxford and Pall games here is going to start Mall Their troubles Dr Brill selling only as many tickets as diagnosed as inferiority complexseats which should draw forth es He came right out and called a few hurrahs and a liorray them sehizophreniacs "The Oxford accent is merely And that tlie esteemed Captain an embellishment of plain speech of said basketball team is no used by people who feel inferior" longer a single man What the’? he said “They use it to divert —And that Ezia Owens after a attention from some other defect four year effort has finally he- - An analysis of the mental concome chairman of the junior ditions of these people usually Prom Committee Congrats Fz reveals schizophrenia or dementia And that the majority "of the praecox the most common form m Chi's and Sorosis wonder of insanity’ hours of each day in cooperating to make it the success what sort of an "Pair uv whut Alonzo?" Dr Brill defined schizophrenia party it was And with all that it was just another example of "Pair of fernailia" Jerry and Zola are having And as a chronic mental disturbance "Oh that— heh heh Aggie cooperation and effort to produce that which excels yeah y'- speaking of these teilectualstatc he said due to my mother brought this we all havi impairment All branches of activity deserve praise but at this or total loss of clean frum Fernalia when our opinion of why our Honor thought reason and volition pear time It seems fit that the speech and music departments she come over y'know Yeah od Editor stopped off in Arizona Professor Richard of combined come in for a larger cut The truly great dra- 's'long time ago too y'know when awhile back - Which all goes to the public speaking Borden department I was little more than a young prove nothing - except cause u New York matic productions of major import along with several child— university joined in a young child y'know few people a gripe--bthe attack on the Oxford acthen minor efforts have already cut a niche into Aggie fmme-th- is "Oh yes Tidwell when you a day isn't i omplete without a cent He blamed it on a “hierseason! Along with these plays has usually been the were a young child -- Oh yes and good gripe And we notice that archy of elocution teachers' who now your an old one— eh? Har Burke Helen Marie and band or orchestra supporting the production in exceptionmake their ilving by setting har an old one - Hey Tidwell don't seem to be sufferingHoward from the Oxford accent as al manner And now mounting higher still comes Rigo- desist from chewing my car- - the effects from the cold °due to of the cultured thus the speech creating the letto and if all activity were to stop here the climax would dang it desist I say!" their exposure in a necessity of theatrical And that radio audience be so fitting that we would feel nothing missed was snowdrift a few miles out of aspirants and training others In what is Alonzo and Tidwell in Comic Ca- - Garland the other night— Maybe really a foreign language But the trend will continue' to be upward if previous pers brought to you each evening they had a little pocket package "The true standard of Ameri indications are not amiss Several more features are book- at of canned heat this hour can speech is not the stilted preOur next is feature Ethel Bunk ed and they promise to equal if not excel productions alcise Oxford type which is invaden good Samaritan of the at- - Jack and Jill ing the theater and the publii We anticipate their appearance ready past And here mosphere who will answer ques- Went up the hill speaking platforms" he continued we would like to suggest to those who doubt the rapid ad- ttons through remote control To get a pail of water “It is the language of the educatvance of Utah State that they study the progress made Hello everybody When Jack kissed Jill ed traveled American" ' n Mrs hii-I C C asks "What sball She g'niw-r— i in these two departments alone The facts are conclusive ng—rsr il1 ?lt! gtafftr" stays out” iate T' "rle knew he hadn’t orter! life a tendency toward ultimate viiifUl UM'ihs aie“apace“witFi these We conand repeatedly gets in in the wee condensation and shortening of gratulate Aggie boosters and must ourselves continue to hours of the morning?' QUESTION AND ANSWER DE- the words in American speech Mrs I C U I would advise boost Professor Borden said that PARTMENT: the you to build a mote around Dear Uncle Ambrose: chief defect in American speech I am a girl age 18 blonde blue was carlessness your house and to pull up the This tendency eyes slender and five feet four was illustrated he said but such beforo middrawbridge shortly In height I would like to meet common as mispronunciations The “Scribble” Utah State’s quarterly journalistic night eacn night some handsome young man with "whasamatter" for "punkin” possibilities Who would you rec- pumpkin and "thaletic" for ath magazine has made its appearance on the campus and is letic fast circulating among appreciative readers We must say A young Optimitician B V D ommend? Ima Runt Oregon State Barrometer asks “Where is my wad of gum Dear Ima: just a word in defense of this struggling magazine lost while swimming in Lake The “Scribble” is published for the sole purpose of Boneville Call me up dearie anytime afin 1882?” Too bad we can't all into B V D your wad of gum ter seven o'clock giving opportunity to those who wish to write It is enUncle (Wise Guy) Ambrose the Editor's Censor Box!!peep Ah me tirely student managed being in the hands of the Scribble which It seems to me was Wrlg-ly’- s -- what a wealth of dumbness is now lying club Out in front of the Sorority It is among the few publications or organizations on theDoublement and assininity we would bottom of Lake Bone- house of brick on the campus which do not depend a man walked up uncovar In fact the Editor throws upon politics for ville partly concealed by a and down gazed up at the Greek in this except wild pareverything It is still in good shape but Insignia several guidance It is solely democratic and merit is the keyword times Lighted ties— will not be recovered is which based — upon its activity For this reason alone if windows radio music on the air— giggles heard wailing Did you hear of the lor no other reason we Teel that it needs all our support now and lazy boy who then—some O K Kernal a southern gentleshades pulled others said: “I changed my major Ths issue just out carries some excellent contributions from — not man pulled wishes to know the whereaHistory cause the books are too ‘which will rank with the best in any college All articles bouts of this wayward son who The man paused and once more big and heavy to carry”— and he or stories offer high-grathe house once more totes out to parties a girl weigh reading and may be well worth dissappeared down a manhole In strolled past Bronx looking at the lighted in signia ing 187 Oh Oh!! the perusal of anyone But we say in connection with this theWell is rather then at the windows — another that writers for “Scribble” are not masters of the art a delicateMr Kernal to this One of the eminent scholars of discuss Suf- pause and he retraced his steps They are just ordinary Btudents not afraid to give reign fice it to subject Slowly the door opened and the our institution was teaching— dur say that your son Is slim to an awakening ability or a strong desire to do a a warmer 'of much figure climate girl slipped out ng the apprenticeship of the teachsomething enjoying than South Carolina and that yon without a backward glance joined ing profession commonly called The magazine is published to further awaken this will join him shortly the man on the eorner They “training” — let's see where was and to give those desiring the chance to develop thatability looked at each other without a I? Oh yes she was teaching qualwhich word then turned their eyes away Biology at the Junior high school ity might one day wield power Did you know that: A rumbling noise sounded out She asked the question: “What is reaC is in mind and we cannot K K K used to stand for e on the air they hurriedly sought a hybrid?” help but remark that the efforts are splendid and in some Kommerce Klub— and not each others eyes and drew closer The proverbial litcases show writers well on the way of Kampus Kaprice? and even tle Johnny piped up a after big things back farther into the eons of together— An elopement? — No a sorority slight hesitation: “A hybrid Is a time Ku Klux Klnn? Funny what girl and a strange man catching child from cross parents” you can spell with a “K" a bus— on a cold uigbt j Oh my dooduC3s!! j j ai4 Oxford Accent Poseure Called Schizophremacs ’ ’ i j ! ’ i’i II is ' dis such consil same count eyes A Word About “Scribble” I need exper cause every tory The a bably h wh ar pre-se- as that th sea-she- ll jrames 1 wise ide tlon The Rx ies tn i KOLY I : de II kahili which E ’dvocati Conferei form m "ooferen 'dv daj ’day r In i ode : j W'S VAUDEVILLE She laid the still white form beside those which had gone before no sob no sigh forced its way from her heart throbbing as though it would burst suddenly a cry broke the stillness of the place — one single heartbreaking shriek then silence another cry more silence then all silent but for a guttural murmur tiiich seemed to swell up from her very soul She left the place She would lay another egg to morrow - Ladies' Home Journal 1911 -- i wi pointi count heard -- i orr r lie hottest S' Have you Song? "Lava g EXPER Thi exper in thi sin a Mean plave xatioi gaard E up-he- ld COUGt STAR! Recei that OLD-TIM- Our High Type Entertainment M C quite t ning t Last E droppe to the and an versity were p both gi haven’t - ' brot-hers- job' iatei posei "No" "Come on— just one” "I said no” "Please— just one!" "No! NO!" "Aw please If you give me We have a little good news one I’ll not ask for another” about the current topic of con- this "No 'Willie if you eat another the good old depresversation of candy you'll be sick!" sion Voliva (you probably nev- piece man er heard of the but anyway Tit" W T 'Tafned sYieiTtTst) says (Adv in Blake's Advertiser) that the world will come to an SEXATIONAL! Doctors end in 1933 Well the only trou- Book! Forbidden knowledge private Good ble with that is he can’t guaranEvil Grippingly pictured expostee it Nowadays not even the ures and how! (Rare) 10c — Mazie proverbial wolf at the door is safe The optimist would convert Of course we got the idea from him into a roast for Sunday din- Ted Cook ner and a lur coat for sister Tsh! Tsh’ ADVICE TO WEAKLINGS a in the post office so Fashion dictators we are told you canjoblick the stamps are about to bring the bustle don’t REVISED VERSION DEPT We back into America OR think they can do it Mr Hoover MELODIES has been trying to do this little BROUGHT UP TO DATE thing for the last two years Mj Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean But nevertheless at last we’ve My Bonnie lies over the ocean out women have what figured My Bonnies lies over the sea been trying to do all of these But if I ever catch the years by their idiotic methods of dress They have been trying to He'll never again lie to me!!! feel coolest and look j - 1UGI1 : Kol-leg- te ” is discovered cheating his way to’1 a degree should be compelled to show before its award what educational value he has absorbed — Lewiston Tribune The Idaho Argonaut re hot-cak- hre ol As Humor-Mo- he-m- can-open- er While-- ' be pal t- help-mat- quart nual j fic Co not tt tour$ their g : A Diploma Overheard in a conversation be tween Vlrg Cropley and Carmen FORUM Halverson the other day: "Carmen all the people of the world are fools except thee' and me thou but me thinks sometime The writer doesn't say a thing art also a bit queer" Score one Spanish songs He dare against to for Vlrg Egad we'll have dare the others not neither class him next to Jlgyard ” no”spika da Spanish" nor do this ' lDsfiiution of learning studied who have ones the (What?) t Spanish say much because they It’s queer how romantic some don't get much from Spanish songs of these get to be either Of course none of us will around here Even in the winter say anything about them for wc time If it were Bpring we could know the social stability and the excuse it for “In the spring air of breeding it lends to the young man’s facy lightly turns singer We plebians won't say any to thoughts of love" Now take thing because we are aware of the n but for instance one of our fact that we are plebians He goes please singer of superb songs professors through this rigermarol every come down and mingle with us “Well listen honey it and let your incomparable voice night wasn't late when J got in Hon carry also when it carries those est lovey you know I could only thrilling notes a meaning to it's care for you It was early when listeners I retired"— yea early a m Or Paul Gcddcs when Ray Nelson was heard to say to Leah Olsen the other day in the auditorium "Sweetheart we kneed each other” Oh oh by Dear Editor: The writer comes with battered some mistake that word was misspelled Forgive me at least seven elbows and black and blue hips to cuss most anyone for the ice times (hat is stacked up along the south Maybe th- editor won't accept side of the gymnasium He feels this so I won't write any more "hurt" that such a condition should If he does folks I’ll victimize exist on the campus And his feelyou again next issue The brain- ings are the same as those of about storm has just about blew off one hundred unfortunates who (Tsk Tsk page Miss Kayle) have gone for a twenty foot roll that along the amateur glacier An then there was the graces the side of said building farmer who hitched his evenings Friday and Saturday wife up to the plow and kissed before and after the basketball his mule goodbye Who said one would have believed That's what I call games that tumbling had become one re-of s good sense And the new the ft sults of this rather ingenious sport G’bye The Old Consoler than profitwere more P S The Old Consoler will able A goodalarming many pairs of peranswer any questions submitted new silk hose were caused to him that is if they nre rea fectly to “run” when their unhappy sonable Leave your questions at owners went for a horizontal spin the St Life office from President Peterson's garage to the point of the hill These distinctive capers were so popular those two evenings that it is Til Be quite appropriate now to ask anyone who is seen limping or peevish whether he plays hocky or if h" Mr Noah Webster: just goes regularly from the Widt-so- c Hall to the gym Well school is in full swing fer If the capers the writer is critithe winter quarter and things look to be as interestin' as usual cising nre intended for the Ain’t none of the why then he here make perfessors-seemto oe inclined to give us claim for the championship nnd less than we hud before wants a medal nnd a pension ter But one thing I'm thankful fc“ disability The next ingenious mtra-murand that's I ain’t takin' another course about genealogy of the srright be nn ice removing contest fruitful fly It’s called some high and the Great Utah State Glaciar falutin name by up to date folks would supply adequate sources of that sounds like a conmbination raw material Austin E Fife of dropsy and apopxley Feller teachin' the class said we orter learn it nnd apeel it but gosh it's too deep fer 'me By golly they called that fly ) the fruit fly cause it lives on fruit but it orter be called the Over the entire college field the fruitful fly on account of the honor system has eone in for seThe dern vere criticism largely from stuway they increase things has got morc'n 200 traits dent bodies Vassar is not alone No wonder a fly is such a pest in a situation described by its The teacher was sure a nice undergraduate daily paper News appearin' man Sorta grank like The Vassar Miscellany one any body wuldn't be ashamed charges that in writing a survey ter call father His hair wuz kin-d- a paper 155 of 171 freshmen ada gray but it’d been a lot mitted they had copied each othgrayer if he’d had ter take the er's notes or papers or adopted exams he handed us fellers Ever surveys which were used by last time I had tu take one I alius year's class One freBhman turnhad my room mate search my ed in a survey which had been head fer stray gray ones cause marked “A" for the last two I knowed that I couldn’t stand years Two paid f(rT" one all that" mental strain without which was graded 86 per cent some results I got an awful low last year Some papers handed in one’v them and when I were "yellow with age” grade asked him why he marked me The girls said they had zero and he said it was the low- entered cheating upon no conspiracy Co est mark he could give But any- lege officials did not discover the way I got a passin' grade in all alarming situation until several the subjects I didn't fail in freshmen innocently told them of Well I'll be seein' ya Be sure It Then the dean mildly repriand plan on cornin' next winter manded the class and ordered nil Yer old pal freshmen who had cribbed to take Ike an extra examination Perhaps the Vassar News exaggerated the situation at the one school In spite of general recognition cheating by college stuWhen you can wake at six of dents that is far more spread a dreary with now than formerly widely rainy morning it is difficult the fact ably impressed on your to believe that fully mind by the amber residue in of one class deliberately cheats your mouth that the night before That a large number of students was even wetter gnd si ilUsa? jjg a LUUlir YJStiug” any renecfions The usually can be against your own judgement in found explanation In classes enlarged out of regard to prohibitionyou are all proportions to present educashowing your sweet reasonable- tional facilities The very presence ness of numbers encourages cheating Nowadays the fellow that takes since it lessens the liability of his shovel in hand and starts detection and There cleaning the snow off the side- are too more punishment students open to walk with a smile and still has enough pluck to smile and quizz temptation But more important in relation'ou good naturedly an to whether to the spread of cheating is you think his task is vain is ship the change that mass instruction tweetly reasonable You go to the library with the has brought over the collegiate The degree has replaced field honest desire to study and The guinea Immersed in your subject education as goal has been given an artionly to find that as usual you stamp ficial The position are interrupted You are so deepyoung man or ly engrossed in your subject that young woman with a B A may! but the school you don't see her enter: but the not be educated minute she looks at you your has stated that he is and- he uses the to degree head comes up and two get a job With the pairs of has come a moral slump eyes meet as though they were charge In which the students will do magnets If you can on your anything to get the degree Cheatchair by holding tostaythe table when her rotundities depressions ing is the convenient method A world that has and captlvatity appearances set ant of mistakes of thegrown toleryoung will your pulses on fire with dizziness see in the mild punishment inif you can refrain from doing an flicted on the cheaters at Vassar aboriginal dance down the asile urge that over-- ! of the library or telling her about But it would a moral error looking or temper-- ' aro SWEETLY ing punishment to fit the years! of the offender the student who1 Irene Rich used to be a student at U S A C and won a place In a popularity or beauty eontest —I can't remember which it was ' —so long ago — o— o—o Also Gene Austin used to at- tend old Alma Mater— he the violin sang and was anplayed Ep-- 1 silon— if that means— but let’s But 118 North Main go into that J Well sirtoo darn bad that Mon-- 1 tana State cleaned house on us ‘ ff Can botl Utah k d aUe Richard Evans an Aggie track man and Pi Kap has been t visitor on the campus during the past week Beta Delta Sorority announces the final initiations of Virginia Pond Althea Haderlie Irene Mayme Judah Hodges Jayne' Jenson on Elaine and Jones Fri day January 15 Following initia-- ' tions a luncheon honoring the: new members was served at the chapter house to actives and alumni New officers of Pi Kappa Aelected last Sunday lpha are' Robert Jennings president Leon- Herard Weed vice president bert Stevens treasurer Saturday p m but those things will happen to the best of pea pie I'll bet you that everybody has his faults— well of course DAILY EPITAPH except Johnny Vranes Now don't (Published Weekly) Mr take this as a bawl-o'Tis sad indeed that Parley Wren Vranes because 'it isn’t You take Must leave this life 'so young — it from me you are an imHe was serving on a jury when maculate “di"SSscr" and a real They found the jury hung all around (Although he hasn’t as yet endorsed Goliath-field- s — I mean Chesterfields In DRAMATIC DIALOGUE "Just one” the Gump family you know) The Rank and File of Rank than File - two t j Kampims KHatte Sigma Chi held final initiations Sunday for Harold Kelley Tad Dallas Wilson Duke Bullcn Hatch Morris Wright Ernest Stewart and Stewart Ryan Beta Delta sorority announces the pledging of Florence Perrin Final initiations were held at the Pi Kap- house last Sunday for Horace Alder Howard Clegg Ralph Gutke Ross Plant Hetman Kennedy Rodney Simonsen Alton Peterson and Seymour Taylor A light lunch in honor of the new members was served at the Bingham Cafe after initiations visiMary Briggs Beta was a tor at the chapter house this week end BY O M’GOOSH L Mark Neubergr i ' 1 i Brainstorms COLUMN! WHADAYA Broadcasts MIKE MUTTERINGS When the gong goes bong laand dies gentlemen it will bo exV actly two to two mownt’n standEditor-in-Chie- f Business manager ard time— and "figures don’t lie" y’know as quoth the menequin as Phone 643 PhhnefiO she walked into the fitting room and observed the draping - dum-: mies standing Mac A Roni ill stimulate our Editor Managing fVwik Fonnesbeck with a number finer census known as Chivalry’s Chant-193- 2 dissociate Business Mgr Stephen Dunford era Ladies of the Pay Sports Editor Drink with me only with thine Boyd H l'ulley Editor Ass’t Law eyes Sports Howard And with them also dine: Society Editor Frances Knott Or leave six bits within the cup Feature Editor Lois Lunt And I’ll just pay for mine! Humor Thank you Mac Gladys Jessop and May Swenson And now amigos of the ether Girls Sports Valere Anderson and Virgie Fraughton we present one of those alarmNest” “The Crows Ediih Tunk and Ruth Clay ton ing guys belonging to the organization entitled Sons of Ben and Burke Frye and Carmen ‘ Halverson Mexican Athletics whose slogan is: Set the alarm — Typist r Paul Gaddes lot S—roe zuid --my four- This eccentric young chap will read one of his own compositions —“Impressions at Daybreak" dawn When the FEATURE WRITERS opens languidly her dewey eyes weave to distaff her takes and up Veda Tremelling As IL Gibbons into the everchanging tapestry of Marie Singleton Austin Fife life another golden day when the Grant Redford monarch of the skys heaves up Francis Knott head from slumhis bright-curleand WRITERS ber parts pleasant lips SPORT Dunford smiles benignly on a calm glad Stephen Jack Christensen earth: when the crimson-combe- d Farrell Spencer cock waves wide his featrered Sherman Lloyd arms and cries in ecstacy from when out his gleeful throat breezes light as laughter whimste REPORTERS flirt among the sleepy leaves and A II Morning Glory buds unlock their Hugh Sweeten Horace Huhne Orville Lee Pollie Allen Birdie azure petals when clustring pigGibbous Hazel Sowards Austin Fife Hugh Fuller eons tap their ricet tipped claws Robinson Ray Nelson George Bell Carmen Halverson upon the paving ’neath my latMarian Anderson Wendell Anderson Dale Schott Glen and the tice lantern Lnndberg and Oralie Cragun goes by to tweek the when flames into insensability: whisps of winding smoke ven— ture timid from their cozy chimney pots: and the heavens turn Seniors moan and groan— no job no money and a from to downy blue— Tis in the diploma then I grey thrust one shuddering shin Depression hits everywhere but diploma out the friendly blankets department Few months remain for seniors to cast their from pull it nimbly in again ’tis lines and see what they can hook and from the present and then I make a large aperture in situation — “fishing is not so good” sounds my face and nausiating dish main is in my throat I harrow my head the on credits and requirements A check I with shove fingers agressive for seniors that plan to graduate in the spring Somehow closed fist into one eye and or other the college deems it necessary for students to my rotate it meditatively As I reach have so much of this and that measles excepted in order for my sock on the chandelier odour steals past my to get a degree When the check is made and it is found a pungentnostrils a sound wavers panting on than you figured that you only need nine more credits to my eager ear and I know e has the going gets rough When the nine credits are obtain- that my tender scraping the toast ed— then what? The transcript says we could teach school just finished is now wielding the — but no job could report for a metropolitan but “we’re and I finish my toilette and not taking on any more help just now come back in take my immaculate self into the twelve years” Could clean streets for the city but hate kitchenette tying as I go a knot I greet in a collapsed suspender to throw father out of work and so forth the morn with a whistled recry frain make a limped pool of And so it goes Seniors cry for requirements Work hard four years in order to molasses atop my stack of when they’re through made ladies and gentlebe educated but personal satisfaction does not pay well men with SPERRY'S HOTCAKE and that seems to be the only way left for them whereby FLOUR ' The following comes to you by Should have stayed on they can utilize their education made for eliptical --transcription the farm wouldn’t be groping for a high-clas- s job now pueposes—oniyr IfiTbt? TTSOkS? know suTi - Be- edueatedrHorow "Hello Alonzo" "Hello Tidwell" into students throughout jects and the like ''Y’know Alonzo I was sitting the educational scheme but no mention is made of how to with my girl out on the greens-- 1 edbranch of a to course for a have ward that well get Ought y know— the greesward I stretched — M R ucation my legs out in front Oregon State Bormeter me y'know and so did she— er no I mean she stretched her legs out too see? Well it was high noon -- yeah high noon y'-- 1 A word of praise is often a wise thing whether warknow and a bright day too— and ranted or pot But there are times when oceassioin de- y'know I could only see a few mands praise when a thing is so consistently splendid that feet in front of me! Yes 'n my are good too yesr” we must voice our favor Such is the case on the Aggie yes "Vow Tidwell how come hugh- -' come How campus you could see only a Those who were wise enough to see Rigoletto (and few feet hugh?” "Well Alonzo y'know my girl'o very few were not) saw just one more entertainment which only got two and well y'know the standard set by those precedent to it The I've only got two too and well enormous undertaking was almost faultless in its execution y'know that doesn't make very and gripped the hearts of all who thronged the theatre on ninny" Tidwell car- "Say all Monday and Tuesday evenings Cast members directors ryin' thet paraphernalia band members and ail others connected with it spent many around fer hugh- - Whut fer IJerold Lillywhitq T Mental Meanaer'mqs FaUished weekly by students at the- - Utah State Agricultural College Printed by The Herald: Journal Printing com plnj:" Enat Logan Utah tered as second class malt matter Sept- 1908 wider act of March 3 189? 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