| Show PAGE FOUR STUDENT Such is Life LIFE 'Ag Clubbers Hold Fest at High Noon C B DEWUTTLE— A FABLE OS NOTHING I (( rphe student who gets just as much fun in putting two dollar’s in the bank as in ” — providing he puts spending it is alreadg a financier it in THE BANK - Boses Snow Apples lbs Best Peanuts This guy’s name was Chauncey ve Homo sapiens Belfort He Dewlittle was one of Einar Oleson star backfield man! keg °f 8Pirt8 °f Peanutica busticus on the Varsity football team bus- -' fbe Four Hundred 'in the populous (Mix well and serve at Logan Utah tained a dislocated elbow and a !an(l booming town of Ilubbub-sur-laReserve Bank lunch Federal Member — hour) terre from In 10000 up population fracture of a bone in that region SURPLUS Neve wa8 the kng ot fruits so CAPITAL $100000 17500 a practice game of football Friday This guy Chauncey was quite the sweet! and Julcy divinely arm! thing inthe said Hubbub It got go!lu8COU8 night He had thrust out his to tackle a runner when a player he had to sleep in the day as his Never was the most palatable of were engaged sometimes nuts 80 tender brittle and enticingly j nights ran against him from the rear And the farmer Einar is one of the most persist- i hours ahead It wasn’t at all uncom-- ! aromatic! and kids Jollified witty again mon see to our hero outwere stepping ent and consistent players on the reckless abandon Ah He ' two no! nights straight 'team He is steeped in spirits of festivities Promptly at 12: 10 football He plays the game for all seldom if ever was in Saturday that later Five minutes commenced 1Ie even own his drove little there Is in it and for pure love 0f'nlght’ ' most enthusiastic of young profs he is car when Harrow Fierce the that the sport and from a sense of loyalIf you buy your Fall Suit from us— 1 000 pattern— Any Model ot agronomy fame’ George Stewart’ et him’ 0h ty to his College Ever since he wasihl8 mother woud was prevailed He view into hove bands DRY CLEANING AND REPAIRING ’’knee-hig- h to a grasshopper" he has n h'8 °wn litte °f Hub-- 1 upon to make speech He to d of kicked the pigskin around on local :d° Even the dogs how Ag Club has always led is town lots and every year since en- bub to him— looked but they didn't leading and will always lead and up tering college he has been out on the 15 EAST FIRST NORTH PHONE 30 field every night during football sea- - wag tbelr tails of roar bursting1 The came to deafening It And this samel that pass son to plug away of which we are speaking came peanuts busting burst upon the air Students often fail to appreciate guy Del Egbert sang "The End of a to Utah Agricultural College of We’re proud of them — the sacrifice which such men make In ' the Perfect And when the Utah Day" with peanuts In his Logan going out night after night for j So are our customers saw the town he voice There were tears in the eyes boy years at a stretch and running the' fainted before he could glue his of the listeners when he finished for YOU’RE NEXT risk of permanent injury monocle to his pale eye Why? Be- - they were thinking of the end of Emar will be out of the game forjcaugo the gaI1 Sundays by appointment Logan only possessed that hour of perfect bliss the rest of the season in all prob-‘te- n Dr George R Hill daddy of the or g0 garaKPg while Hubbub-sur- ability and laments this fact more laterre containeI eleven Also the Club rose to speak His broad face LOVELAND STUDIO than the pain and Inconvenience bulIs dldnt gaiute when he passed shone with the smiles of celestial from his injury This isAb arising Joy His white teeth revolved In the "rwag terrible! THATCHER BROTHERS BANKING COMPANY Phone 351 Aggie spirit merciless and inexorable crunch of of ordeal the he had when passed e— — — LOGAN UTAH climbing the mountain to the College the nutritious nut He deposited a and his at of see to right NEAR IIUMOR the pyramid peanuts jhe asked to be allowed President of said Institution AT a dozen apples at his left He G ONCE He said he would converse eulogized the immortal spirit of the! Paint Fresh at Intervals to "Waiter ’ he called sniffing the!witb this worthy a8 to the best way Ag Club pausing Bayfield Carburetors Willard more pea- or an bite to convey rnn to apple Institution the Strange Storage Batteries Bosch air suspiciously “never mind that of M gastronomy wouldn’t dismiss the nuts to his organ ague toes Goodyear Oldorder now I can never eat when'!88 the field and Miller Tire Douglas (Pistol) Cannon he finished the loud detona- When to let Utah Governor of this guy give odor of there's the fresh paint Mountain conference center In jtion of bursting peanuts prevailed AUTO SERVICE & around" of him peanuts to 1917 was elected captain to Peanuts dear right of the Occasion "If you’ll Just wait a few minutes SUPPLY CO was not immediately elect- - left of him peanuts In front of him 1919 Aggie team to succeed Andy sir" replied the waiter "them two Chauncey The peathundered and SPECIALTIES Nor d Student rPesident volleyed Body Say it with Flowers young ladies will be going”-- Ex Mohr who was ruled out by the conVULCANIZING Student Life Editor Nor Associate j nuts at his right the apples at his BATTERY ference monguls last week All the fellers left were gone rhone 2 REPAIRING Mr Carter (in Bact I)— “The Editor Nor anything Professor Eastman told the Club called him "Little" He wasn’t too CARBURETION The loss of Mohr will be keenly ordinary bacteria travel keen tor this The fellers would listen something of Iowa — of Iowa spirit j fast as a horse can trot" 126 N MAIN - LOGAN UTAH to our Club At this felt and Is quite a severe blow ' Mr Maughan — “Actually do the t0 b mtalk in the halls about the and of the Iowa Ag ProfessorStewart prospects as he was a tower of bacteria get right out and travel with Uttle school Then they would stage stage of the game In his fire with sprang on a strength on the line being an eye with their fingers away pale — deathly a horse is that the Idea? 100 led the strong In a and In their ears The girls wouldn’t table selection two years ago j cheer whose echoes rang in the room even listen However this should not hinder the One dark night Chauncey Belfort for full five minutes the fact progress or suppress any fighting Mr Brlmley bewailed Dewlittle had a visit Ten fellers him- - They forclb'y removed that the president was unavoidably pep'the team might have mustered 8lted The Best Place to buy Whose hair was as black as a raven your so couldn't be present at up to this time some also and his called from the away lip foliage This Fish Haven wreck The Best in Ice a year big head and his of said hair from prophesied Boohs Magazines and School They 'the bust Had a beautiful neck Bill Goodrich and Norm Godbe then told him that if he wouldn’t1 for the club The same he kept carefully shaven prodigiously two stellar University of Utah grld-der- s Supplies Fine Stationery etc boost the school and forget Chauncey popped Peanuts Cream and Candies would' Barber were also ruled out so we are president of the George Cashier: This check is not en- - Belfort Dewlittle that they He had to stand no( school his feet the to at rose absence his Club appreciate only ones to suffer dorsed" for rea-- j to table on himself the too stuck from was inches This gig guy Freshman: "What do you mean Opposite Postoffice Dr West chairman of the athletic sons obvious He had let his belt out take the hint so he left sir council loaned Len (Fat) Andrus The mayor didn’t go to the depot six notches each notch correspondCashier: “Why you have to write i with his shot gun to use on the opening considered 1919 He Inch one to 8e bm ° ing on the bark of It so your father will the club a few matters of business day of the duck hunting season Both FIRST CLASS SHOE know you got the money” and of these men are great nimrods How A Dutch hand was organized After a short interval at the deck RWAIRINO SEE you the Freshman returned to the cash-- J plans laid which called for the spill-- j many did you get Fat? Building the before enthusiasm ing of much ler's window with the check Inscribed D Q Cannon was elected In at- Idaho Tech game as follows: C--tr Occupancy! The Club disbanded reluctantly j tempting YOURS FOR s to console his mates who — “Dear Father: Thank you ever occasional some not also votes an secured of but with the belated pop so much for sending the check and enough to win he said: "I hope The first of a series of new build-- 1 peanut also for sending $5 more than I none of you men are disappointed will boys! Oh which in students pursue you sent for I got the money all right I ings TORGESON STUDIO OXLY an had just 3112 when the check came work this winter is now occupied by! Oh you barrel of peanut shells! 'over the results of the election" PLANT shod iv TOW Best love to Mama and little Karl the animal husbandry department Although the loss of Mohr shot a The structure Is located on the camYour obedient son hole in the team the loss will be pus a hundred yards northeast of the “FRANK" offset to a great extent by the apThe floor space of main building with pearance of other stars Del GardScott's Infants tangled Coach 26000 is j ‘be approximately In case you haven’t anything else building 31 Federal Avenue school team ner end of the 1917 championship to think about this week what would 1uro feet The first floor ia de- - ' the fast Boxelder high V i c o 1 s afternoon during a down aggregation and this year president another j voted largely to offices On the south a8‘ Friday you think of establishing and came out on the!0f tl0 gtudpnt Body appeared In rain of P°ur of hall and the to main LATEST RECORDS EACH the directly school paper? Not as a rival to The tbe moleskins and exhibited his usual 13 to 0 score a end l°nf UTAH MOXT1I Student Life for although It would WP‘ of the main entrance is the office we a due WB8 t0 8ow Kame VICTOR AND COLUMBIA ded’jgood sticking qualities Howard Mebe an equally superior publication of Hr Carroll head of the departshowed Donald a former Granite star Is out COMPANY proteges lts purpose would be different lament The office of his secretary Coach Twltchell eshool and for tackle eleven K'V AND USED a for Co high Music would not aim to teach or to edify Join on the west In the extreme 8rong go Bought Sold the Fr8h a 8tiff battle how-- j d Elffut (Quality Dealer) or to say anything In particular— it' we8t °f the building Is located the18 In never doubt wss 3!l South Main St The once mlghtyr Stlefel quarter- - LOGAN On the east of the fver the result Iigan Utah would aim to make you laugh large auditorium ! Klrt Nort after the first few minutes of play bac k of the 1917 eleven la a promt- of and to the south cn‘rance Th'man Evervbodv wants to laueh was made In the pent gtudent at the University of professor Caine has his office and a°ne touchdown a one in the thlr1 itnh this year Mose Is a good man and erond quarter the for of floor at first the the are striving ours is to laugh at it There la large portion ALL io To The were Both the of straight and we hate to lose him but when result We claim to have something quite human about the' east is devoted to dairy equipment STAR CLOTHING CO we see what a swell Job they got On this floor la also located the office football the best Plumbing Shop in general merriment when aomebody of Andrus at quarter Blood at guard for him down there we think it Is T“ Iko'rr Men’s the State Board of Horse Commit- or forgets Ms falls downstairs Mjloplua 8ugf Uu the State and Parkinson at tackles because we’re all after the sioners jllintx alljslrlght speech or weighs only half as much This Is Parkin-- 1 money But up here when there are Dr Frederick and Professor Alder played good ball as the girl he takes to the sorority STAR CLOTHING CO have their office on the second floor son’s first year at football and before Jobs like that of publicity manager party North Main Street Is be fellow I he should they are usually given to men who big also located the department where through The new Idea is to take this school be real article a are P8? to and several eligible laboratory library play and ran help the funny-bon- e Journalize It and sell it class lecture rooms Coach Scott Is working with two school along and we don’t have to bank at five or ten cents or three for Professor Becraft of the range ends in view: first to put out a win- go to other achools to get them 196 N Main St Logan a quarter cither management department has his of- ing combination and second to People are wtillng to pay for the fice on the third floor His first' velop Varsity material 'laughs they get That Is why Dud Indicates that he is going to do In respect to arrangement sanlta-'am- e The Freshmen eleven will meet Fisher and Eddie Foy and Brainless tlon and both the B Y C this afternoon at the equipment the building In Bates can wear silk shorts every The Frosh lineup was: Andrus and "Y" field Housed In auch All the loyal freshles strictly modern day quarters the department of animal Romans quarterback Conroy Kirk should go down and help the team Nothing would be lost from the husbandry will become even morejs8nKr- - Dewey and Erickson half! win The entrance to the B Y field Is glory of Student Life The exist- efficient than It has been and the backs Brown and Evans fullbacks Just south of the B Y C east ence and very healthy circulation of students will pursue their work with Bansen center Bachman Blood and building at the corner of First West "Life" and "Judge" do not detract added Palmer guards Hints and Parkinson ard First South 21 W 1st North pleasure and satisfaction noticeably from the name and fame tr rides and Perry and Edwarda 8’d8LOGAN UTAH Don’t forget to give the foot- SOCIETY STATIONERY cl7aHon)anUC ““"‘h1'” Ap OUTING CANYON le Larsen rtfered and Andy bnileia a good send-of- f tomorrow PRINTED OR ENGRAVED So think It over If you and thoj I O Box 193 FOR FACULTY MEMBERS Mohr acted ss umpire' afternoon at Adams field rhone 8 FEDERAL AVE BOUTH SIDE rest of us would combine to produce e e Friday afternoon Coach Scott’s IContlnued From Pegs One) the liveliest funniest wisest wild-- j LPtg piay thg fMt y c rKroRg Clyde Worley after an absence of est little urged to give an early Invitation to tlon Each team haa won its first ripplngest slpplngest a week GOODS came out Hhose Monday and who have no car so that all spasm by the day week or month gm nd s hard eoTtct is VipVted showed much classagain Currcll at kicking would you be In line for your ropy1 rosy enjoy this eventful day Tht'Freshmen should be out In force to e (The Retell Transfer Maa) with all your support7 HEADQUARTERS FOR Ever heard of the old Yale BullCalls Answered Promptly dog boys? 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