Show : TIuktYafMl I ZmA ST COUNT The Fable of the Dead In tho olden days it hail been otherwise lie hail managed to get hy hy having a bottle of ammonia ami Sir 0! hej eri will Hart Schaffner &Marx t cul A I A will Cuwitfit Uwt f & Ji non fin at tht Hart t Schaffner & Marx ! F 4 iM'l ! CLOTHING sot tubes running to each student Some weeks went hy when he kop' tilt number of slumherers down us low as twelve lint in the latter days it was not otherwise Neither ammonia nor fresh air would avail Everybody slumbered loudly and The musical drone of his soundly voice was as an anaesthetic to them No it was not only the tired out nor yet sorority rushee who slept In dissipation her colleague tile “near ami better'’ married fusser Nay they all slumbered heavily and Yea! even the keen vociferously and Intellect mil and the wide awake athletes They all snored Twenty the minutes after class convened sz room was as a bee hive sz saw mill a 'twas minutes after Thirty r and forty-fiv- e r r minutes It was rythmic thunder storm Then For a time this went on it stopped There are four ways we ran have it stopped Tho Prof could die he could he discharged the stuto dents could sleep themselves and death the Prof could tumble make the class more Interesting of Put alas none of his own accord ttiese are the way we shall stop the for If the Prof died or were Prof discharged 'twould he an Injustice to If the students his wife ami family slept themselves to death the same result would happen and a scandal would result for excessive social activity would he placed responsible In And It stead of the true cause would he absolutely impossible to have the class livened up by “him” alone One Hence it happened this way J Doe having forgotten to bring his blanket to class one morning (nil of for 'twas a cold them used them lie needs not could sleep room) must occupy buns if so he advau towards Le Monsieur Prof as if in a trance so as to attract no attention and anointed Prof with orne “high life” he had used In Vet lab The efOld Rip fect was marvelous ened anil spoiled the beautiful monotone of his musical droney vole with a life like "help" There was a flying of blankets and every one nwnke startled his Every day J Doe repeated treatment and classes promise to be less morguelike as long as the “high life” lasts Moral: — You can't tell anything shout a mule till he’s kicked you sz-s- z 4 rta I i ’ini ’tW Look for the Label A small (hint to look for a Rig thing to Find at :np I The MEN’S Shop thf itpl rtt It 59 loot "7 a i 1 North Main Utah Logan I “Where a Man is Sized Up” e tun ket and oiy fhvekTOWN PLANT shop run df i is I rin! CACHE VAIIEY FLORAL CO and will on l I Federal venue mk iety cliti UltTKHNITY ot atl’ rhe PRINTING be br h Always In III II lull Slj I of the Art Engraved Stationery etc JP to id Smith & Son Our llohbj rriuii mv vm n Bwks Stationery and Is Magazines r-- Oppnaite The Student THE AG CLUB LINK Postofflc E V Robin son was elected editor of the Ag Club Link at a meeting of the Ag Club Tues lay The follow lug officers w e cl toil a the same tnei ting Vice President Sumner Hat h Headquarters t- - ! William Citrrell I (The llexall Transler Man) Answered Promptly ’bona ’RexalI Store” No phone Residence 871 W Ixigsn Price tteaaonabl Call J 1 or 2 t’tah Herman's Cafe j And Bakery ! 15N MAIN and First Counter Service Cut Flower and Potted Plant OPEN DAY AND NIGHT HERMAN JOHNSON Proprietor ladles' Dining Room jt 1 ns Extension Committee Chairman II J Olson Chairman of Executive Committee ChiiHe Heart Chairman of Amusement Committee C V I’etersi n Lucian Meiham Jr was elm ted president of the t lub last year and cretary ami trims George Barber urer Eugene Robinson Is an old A C student and A Club man having at tended the Ins'tMtloii two year ag" lie was at the I olverslty of I'tah last tear Sophs Elect Snow ' Chss President Farm Foremen ’id talk And Agr Supt Two nea qualified as farm foremen and one able to assume the duties of assistant General Agricul- -i — Summed turns SHIM’S Modern ltarber Shop rfDMl’NnsON Proprietor V’it Center Street CARLISLE 3 X Now’s time to get some a good A six weeks military training camp will he held at Presidio during the summer for the intensive training of students All college men are elig- "Buzzer” snaps t lOlt FIRST MUSS SHOE ItnUtRIMJ M E Call to Athletes An) body with athletic ambitions it be basketball track base whether ball football or poker Is requested slatting its "pep" for to report to the gxm every afternoon ns hy tearing the rouf off their gxnt about 4 o’clock beginning at once ible to attend the training camp tonight wlien they meet the P Y To all attending the camp four and continuing until school closes What about it Aggies? cents a mile will he allowed to and for the purpose of working out and Food and quarters getting into condition for the affairs Miss Luvox le Peterson a popular from the camp lieta Della of Inst year and Charles will he furnished hy the government which are to come Tile "P" is Osmond a Sigma Alpha of several years ago were married itl December in Salt Lake Their honeymoon was spent in the same place in a "flu" bed built for two uniform and a complete provided Kadi while the men are in camp man will he allowed private's pay for (lie six weeks training field Cnits of infantry cavalry enan and coast artillery artillery gineer's corps may he organized and of men will he given the privilege of service the unit the they sdecting prefer of men who may atThe numic-tend the camp will be limited so men wishing to attend the camp should get their application in at an early date to insure going 4 (lean Austin the A C's Kreisler the midst of us and studies again is in "Tommy" Fitzpatrick and “Woody" P Y ( game on were at tile A Saturday with a worried look on their faces r The school extends sympathy to Reed Andrus whose brother died last Thursday evening at the conclusion of a basketball name beA Correction tween Spanish Fork and the 11 Y tT In Student Life of February 7 in Young Reed had Just recovered front an Httaek of influenza a few days bethe article “Greeks Discuss More Refore the game and the strain was vision” this statement was made evidently too much for his heart concerning pledging of men above freshman standing: "Such men can W W Owens 'Ifi who is Assistant County Agent Leader located at be pledged after three weeks from Sevier was at the College Wednesthe opening of school on January 27 Mr Owens came north to asday 1919” This should read: "Such Box of Stewart sist County Aleut will receive letters on March 3 men Elder County with the reorganization Men will then have the folof the Farm Bureau 1919 lowing week to answer the letters Miss Gertrude McChcyne Is in and pledging w ill begin on March 10 Itox Elder con n tv this week assistor six weeks after the opening of ing Miss Effie Weld) Home Demon- school” stration Agent with Farm Bureau Lcn reorganization Coach Lowell Romney announces that he will start spring football training as soon as spring smiles upon us and that after two weeks of regular work on the gridiron he will pick two teams and a In order to game will be played pre-seas- be in condition for this kind of work Romney deems It advisable for the men to start working out at once He also says that the kind of training he has In mind for the track and baseball men will make it a necessity that they get into condition before the season rolls around Enc 10 — Shakespeare English 10 or Shakespeare Is givBut such en only every other year Is the fame of the class due either to I’rof I’edersen or Shakespeare that there was a call for It again this year During the nine o'clock hour on Monday Wednesday and Friday Prof Pedersen and occasionally the class members discourse on art human nature genius life with Its tragedy humor fools and kings and women as portrayed in ShakesReally “The play 8 peare’s plays the thing” work Adclla Warner Evangeline Thomas and Eleanor Silver are new addition to the Sigma Theta I’hl list of pledges pilot of the Freshdebater of school III the 1916-101garb of ail Air Service "Shavetail Oil leaving si bool "Hill" enlisted in the 10th Engineers and then applied for a transfer to the Air Service He finished his ground school work at Princeton and for the last year has wen fixing at the different fields In Texas c J Snow lass and si bool is loo k at The Agrirulluril College of Bozeman Mont will not publish an annual this year Tlo shortage of cash end material annum for the de-- i tstnn The senior lass is still heavily In debt for lint x ear's annual WATCHES CUH'KS Ml EHWAISE JEWELItY DIAMONDS I T GLASS C Dean II E Van Norman of the bool of Agrb u'nire at Davis California which is a branch of the spent Satur1'nlversity of CwLf-rnlday with Dr Haros going over the work of the Experiment Station and College FOI S Nrm I’EN IMRRKLIl llC MESH OPTIC W PtPAHTMENT In charge of a Competent 0iCotnetnt Expert Attention Given to Testing ot Eye ami Fitting of Glaea V have our own lens grinding p'art and stock Broken lenses duplicated anl of uncut le-In an hefir We Make a pr Tally of Fine Itcpulring Consccharge ientious care Skilled workmanship have combined to build up and broad experiem for u a large and well pleased clientele lt'r C M Wendelboe Jewelry the Miss Let tie Rich is 111 with case I the only Mis Rich "flu" S3 LOGAN East lt Store UTAH North Street I one reported from the Student Body thus far former business George Ward manager of Student Life Is again at in HEADQUARTERS George has aeeii service Fiance with the second rmy for NIFTY SPRING SUITSFurnish- school Kor anything you want: Shops Hats unI (rents' ings call and see NEWROLI) The Clothier where you gtt the OPPOSITE POST Of ! It E most for your money f fr ’' Camps For Students Everybody at the rally Tuesday! We want that “C” fame! - 1T-- sti-u- 1 - g Scholarship For Graduates Come to President Peterson is a communication Dom Walti r Miller dean of the graduate school of the tural Superintendent for the Cmted Lniveisity of Missouii advis’ng him of Slates Peet Seed company at Malm of the opportunity fm- grad-ribKails Idaho may secure these po- - the A C this year to im up either ms in the fellowships or schols Ernest Larson 'lli is employed at sitions hy addressing Mr W Rof Win Dm graduate school of that institution techalter general manager C S reclamaPoise Idaho in the t The scholarships cat ex t company at that address The po-jf mi of tion service lions carry a stipend to begin with $4uu each and the fe!hm! oh $2do of $100 a month for the foreumn each All seniors interi (ed see and f 2 r for tin assistant superinInlieta Della sorority entertained Mr Primley now ter a ppponi ions tendent at their formally Monday evening must he in the hands of dean Mill r i liader house on 4th North hy March 1 and flowery phrase(triXliH I I I'll MEETING fixed the speeches at FV charm Cosmos Club will meet today (Fri2 ML b Sopbon ore das election Tuesday day) at one o'clock III Room bebe there oratoi did member All the inrrossnl i d so former i e In their arguments that in r Arnold had to get the Janitor Sort! 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Entertain the twelve room i i nr tl Friday n!ght at the Bluebird llall link das C Alumnae entertained Sorosls oosls Front start to fl"h ' r and pledge ami Itiembi were who iiePxo those and x ‘table time" i most of ft For bv very their partner tid won their off!1 In " one was first the dime small marries one for node Those elected sre: President Wtl and pi ohildv the lad " SO nobody needed to SUV "(In Gene"mo President Vbe Snow Lam J The fellow fold h the itlii'e" va Itleh Seeretarv Treasurer George how to plsr Iv n m forgotten tin Student Body Klecutive I’iletimn to ppr"-thow Her to rills the Wallin nmn MBtilei lip ( Vnitnlllei ' nrt liesll i elsoii Ath--- t “RUv" J Hilur Me Bar Hager Deiting 1 LSfcf- - U of Missouri Positions Open Professor J I) Howell is in Ogden at the Dee hospital where he has undergone a surgical operation 7 Wilkinson & Sons mSD PAGE THREE Miss Iieers of the School of Home Economics has been confined to her bed during the week because of a sprained ankle W men ROBINSON EDITS lUa 1MI LIFE LOCALS Professor )fl t‘Ui m iiuuiMa iinrnsXN? 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